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He is Not Your Husband
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00:11President!
00:23Daddy!
00:23Hey, babe!
00:25Oh, I missed you.
00:26Mwah! Look at that crown.
00:28Looks like last year's auction's final item.
00:31Yeah, I heard it's worth more than private jet.
00:34President Frank really docks on her daughter.
00:38I've been dreaming of you these days.
00:41I've missed you so much.
00:44Babe, if you're tired, let me take your place at the industry summit.
00:48You're too sweet.
00:49But I have decided to spend my time with Bella and you for the rest of the month.
00:59Uh, let me keep it.
01:02Your lovely decorations inside need polishing.
01:05I can't mess them up.
01:13I am so lucky to have married you.
01:15Come on.
01:18Come on.
01:27Come on.
01:46Honey bear.
01:47My friends say that I'm bragging.
01:50How?
01:51Well, they don't believe that my husband is the president of an airline school.
01:57You know, tomorrow we're going to Europe and it would be so nice if we could have your private jet
02:02for it.
02:02You know, that would prove them wrong.
02:06Miranda loves me so much that she never doubts me.
02:09And she's got no plans lately.
02:11She wouldn't find out if I let Jennifer use her jet.
02:15Go ahead.
02:16Show them.
02:20Oh my god, honey bear.
02:22You're the best.
02:32What is this?
02:36Oh my god.
02:38Is this the newest Chanel collection?
02:41I've only seen it in magazines.
02:44So we can fundraise this for me.
02:49Miranda has so many dresses, she won't even notice if one's missing.
02:55If you like it, it's yours.
02:58Oh my god, you're the best.
03:16What?
03:19Must have left my new dress on the jet.
03:22Mommy!
03:23I left myself on the jet!
03:25No, no, no.
03:26Don't worry, sweetie.
03:26Mommy's going to go have a look on the jet tomorrow, okay?
03:35By the way, guys.
03:37Do you want to see something really cute?
03:40Oh my god, Jenny!
03:44Is this your husband's private jet card?
03:47It's worth tens of millions.
03:49Andre must love you.
03:51I mean, yeah, he said I can use it whenever I want and I get to get everything.
03:58Oh my god, so you're going to be like the first lady of the private jet airline groupie thingy.
04:05Mrs. Charles.
04:08Oh, Mrs. Charles!
04:09Mrs. Charles!
04:10Mrs. Charles!
04:11Mrs. Charles!
04:12Mrs. Charles!
04:13A toast!
04:14To the future first lady!
04:17To the first lady!
04:19To the first lady!
04:24Welcome, Miss.
04:31Sweetie, Mommy just has to take this. Can you wait a moment?
04:34Do not touch anything.
04:38Yes, go ahead.
04:41Uh-huh.
04:43Okay.
04:47Oh!
04:49This seems to be my private jet card.
04:58Are you still there?
05:00Uh, yeah, sorry, go ahead.
05:02Peasants.
05:07Honey bear!
05:09Have you arrived at the airport yet, Ben?
05:11Yeah, we're already here.
05:13But Andre, I miss you so much.
05:17When are you going to get here?
05:18eh…
05:19La la la la la la…
05:22Last-
05:22Oh, my god!
05:23Why are there kids in the VIP lounge?
05:25So annoying!
05:26Just… kick her out…
05:27you're the VIP here, okay?
05:30Mommy?
05:31Can I go to the jet to get my dolly first?
05:34I miss her.
05:37You annoying little-
05:39bread!
05:40I need to be taught a lesson…
05:41Listen! Shut up while I talk to my husband, okay?
05:48Apologize to me.
05:52Do you hear me?
05:57Always are mean! Always bothering everyone!
06:02I think I need to teach you how to be a polite, little girl.
06:22I know you're crying. You still want to talk back to me?
06:28Chill. We've got to ruin our vibe for a trip to Milan, darling.
06:35Bella, are you okay?
06:36I want to go to the tent to get my toe.
06:39Well, let's get her then, okay?
06:51Okay! Welcome aboard!
07:02Flight F001A, we're boarding.
07:10I'm sorry, ma'am, but your flight information is not in the system.
07:15Okay. My husband is Andre Charles.
07:18He is the president of your airline and he owns the jet.
07:25So there can't be an error.
07:26If you're gonna ruin our trip, I'm gonna have both of you fired.
07:31Ma'am, you need to pass the facial recognition or swipe the car to the board.
07:35I'm sorry.
07:47I'm sorry, ma'am. This will be a problem with the system. Welcome aboard.
07:56Let me show you guys my private jet.
08:03Oh my God! I've never been in a private jet before!
08:10I feel like a somebody now. Thanks, Jenny.
08:15You're welcome. And my husband will fly the jet later today.
08:21So, enjoy being rich.
08:34What the hell?
08:37What are you doing here? Get off now!
08:43What are you doing here? Get off now!
08:46This is my date! You should get off!
08:53Oh my God! Imagine a messy little brat telling us to get off of your jet.
09:01Your jet? You're nothing but a sport of bread.
09:04You're fucking crazy! Get off now!
09:09Is that Miranda?
09:11The show-off who used to steal your spotlight?
09:13That's my mom's picture! Give it back!
09:16No wonder. You're that bitch's little daughter.
09:20Take your disgusting picture and get off now!
09:23I don't like it! I don't want to listen to you!
09:32Like mother, like daughter, little bitches!
09:35Come on, I hate the sound of crying children. It gives me a headache.
09:49You want to keep crying? Come on!
09:52Louder!
09:52Mommy! Daddy! Help!
09:54Shut up!
09:55Your mommy doesn't want you anymore!
09:58With a mom like that, her dad's either ugly as fuck or literally stupid.
10:04Ew!
10:05Oh my God, poor dad!
10:10How dare you bite me!
10:15Stop it!
10:15Ah! Stop it!
10:27Mommy?
10:28Are you okay? Did they hurt you?
10:30They hit me.
10:32Oh my God, that is not okay.
10:36Excuse me, who the hell are you? And how dare you push me?
10:44Hello?
10:48Miranda?
10:51I thought you had abandoned your daughter.
10:54Did you hit my daughter?
10:56She was being annoying, so I had to teach her a lesson.
11:01So, you're welcome.
11:06You just hit me?
11:07Yeah, I did.
11:09How dare you?
11:10Do you know who Jennifer is now?
11:11Look, I really don't care.
11:13All I care is that you bullied my daughter and I will not let that go.
11:18Fine.
11:20I know you're here for money.
11:22So, take these things, $10,000, and while I'm being nice, you'll get out of my plane.
11:31Okay?
11:32I don't want your money.
11:37Based on your history with men, that's the other one.
11:41You haven't changed at all in ten years.
11:52Back in college, you used to sleep with all men to get their money, and now you have your little
11:57daughter do that for you?
12:01Oh my God.
12:02That little brat must be one of the kids of her sure daddies.
12:06How tacky!
12:07Look, you'd better just take the money and get out.
12:12Jennifer's husband won't let you go.
12:15I want your husband some kind of big shot, isn't he?
12:20Honey, her husband owns this plane.
12:22What?
12:25Miranda, girlfriend, let me give you a little piece of advice for free.
12:29Her husband is the president of Frank Airlines.
12:36So I'd be really careful how you talk to Jennifer, otherwise she's going to put you on the blacklist.
12:41The president.
12:43What's his name?
12:45Andre.
12:46Charles.
12:50Your husband is Andre Charles?
12:53The captain of Frank Airlines?
12:55Oh, you know him?
12:58Now Jennifer, you forget that Frank Airlines is a globally renowned airline company, and Andre just happens to be the
13:04hottest, richest, most successful captain in the entire world.
13:09Of course everybody knows Andre.
13:11Impossible. Andre wouldn't cheat on me. There must be some kind of misunderstanding.
13:16Leave.
13:17Now, or better yet, Jennifer, just make a call, and you'll never get into the airport again.
13:22And, you know, I didn't want to cause a scene before my marriage, but you're kind of making me cause
13:28a scene.
13:28Oh, Miranda, please don't embarrass yourself, honey.
13:31I mean, just look at how Jennifer's dressed.
13:33You see this dress? The latest from Chanel. It was a gift from Andre.
13:40Oh, poor Miranda. I forget. She's probably never even seen a dress like this on television, let alone in person.
13:47Must have left my new dress on the jet.
13:54Is this my dress?
13:56See, she puts her daughter in plastic.
13:59Wait.
14:01That can't be the illegitimate kid you had with some sugar daddy, right?
14:06And you both got dumped?
14:08Oh my god, no wonder they can't be seen in public wearing all that cheap, tacky junk like that.
14:14Not totally replaceable.
14:16Unlike Jennifer, whose legitimate husband got her a private jet.
14:22I'll give you one last chance before my husband gets here.
14:25Take your child and get out of my jet right now.
14:29Let me keep it.
14:31Lovely decorations inside, neat polishing. I can't mess them up.
14:35Give my jet and my dress to your mistress? Andre, you're really something.
14:41This is my private jet. You're the ones who should fuck off.
14:49You're the ones who should fuck off.
14:54Oh my god.
14:55Your jet? Oh, sweetie, that's hilarious. I mean, look at your tacky clothes. How would you even be able to
15:02afford all this, huh?
15:04Oh, Miranda. Just like college, always trying to steal from Jennifer, now you're trying to steal her husband? Shameless. This
15:13jet was a gift for Jennifer.
15:18You're disgust.
15:21Andre, it's my-
15:28Jennifer, Andre Charles is your husband, right?
15:33Yeah.
15:34Call him then, or I won't believe it.
15:37How dare you question me?
15:40Me?
15:41What?
15:43Afraid?
15:45Come on, afraid.
15:46Me?
15:47Please.
15:49One call from me, and things will get ugly real quick.
15:53Okay?
15:55Go ahead, please.
16:07Babe, what's up? We're taking off in half an hour. I'm on my way.
16:11Honey bear! I was bullied by this crazy woman.
16:17Well, this crazy lady and her kid came to my plane, okay, and they pretended like it's theirs. You have
16:26to teach them a lesson.
16:28What? How dare she disrespect my babe?
16:30Put her on the phone!
16:36Put her on the phone!
16:38It really is Andre's voice.
16:48Ma'am, I don't care who you are, but please leave my plane immediately.
16:52Jennifer is my beloved, and this jet and special itinerary was prepared for her.
16:57If you refuse to leave as the president and captain, I have the authority to remove you and take coercive
17:03measures against passengers interfering with this flight.
17:06How ridiculous.
17:08Andre, I helped you get into Frank group, put you on the board, and let you use this jet.
17:15I gave you everything, yet you used it to make your mistress happy.
17:20See?
17:23If you don't fuck off right now, my husband will call the police.
17:29Yeah, well, your husband is nothing.
17:51Honey, sweetie, did you just hear that? That woman called you nothing.
18:00You need to come and teach her a lesson!
18:02Don't worry, honey, I'll be right there, okay?
18:05No, if she refuses to cooperate, give her one last chance, or I'll come and kick her ass out.
18:11Get out of here. Now.
18:15Mr. Charles wants to kick me out. I'll be waiting, Mr. Charles.
18:20Let's see if he still dare to do this to me.
18:26Are you crazy? My husband is the president!
18:29Great. Don't say I didn't give you a chance.
18:33I'm on my way.
18:35Ground security, someone is disrupting flight F001A and hurt my wife.
18:40I'm still on my way. Go help Jennifer and kick out the scum now!
18:48All right. Andre, we'll be here soon, so you're hot done.
18:55You'd better get on your knees and start kissing Jennifer's shoes for forgiveness right now.
19:01Otherwise, once her husband gets here, it's over for you, bitch.
19:04But I bet if you do it on all fours with your butt up in the air, our dear and
19:09kind Jennifer will make sure that you're not in prison for too long.
19:17Move.
19:23You know what? No rush. Maybe when your husband Andre Charles gets here, you'll be the one apologizing to me.
19:32Bitch!
19:33Bitch!
19:43Did you just hit me?
19:47I'm gonna end you!
19:53This is nothing compared to what's coming to you.
19:56I dare you to even lay a finger on my daughter again.
20:01Go on.
20:03Try it.
20:07What are you two waiting for?
20:10I'm the future wife of the president!
20:13Go get her! Right now!
20:15Or do you want to go up against the Frank group?
20:17Uh, get her!
20:20Don't let me get-
20:21No! No!
20:22Let go of my house!
20:23No!
20:25No!
20:26No!
20:26No!
20:27No!
20:33Oh, you really are something Miranda.
20:42It's so fun to finally have you in this position.
20:46Why were you the prom queen?
20:49Why was every boy after you like a fucking puppy?
20:53Why did you steal my spotlight?
20:55So that's why you were making up rumors about me to everyone.
20:59Oh, you don't know how much I love for you to be in this situation!
21:06Oh, and rumors?
21:07You had the nicest cars.
21:09The nicest food.
21:11The nicest everything!
21:15You want to tell me to be in this situation?
21:17You're fucking sure, daddy?
21:23Oh!
21:28I hate your fucking face!
21:33I hate your fucking face!
21:37Oh!
21:44Oh!
21:45Oh!
21:47Oh!
21:48Oh!
21:50Oh!
21:50Oh!
21:51Oh!
21:56Great! This lady and her child were disrupting the flight and she even attacked me!
22:04Kick them out right now!
22:19Um, hello, what are you waiting for? Kick them out right now! Do as I say!
22:24Madam, before investigation clearly, we can't let anyone go at will!
22:28Um, are you fucking kidding me? What investigation! Andre called you here to save me, okay?
22:38Cause I'm hanging out with Andre every single day and I can go to his office whenever I want!
22:45Everybody here knows me!
22:50Even security knows about Jennifer? They're having an affair right under my nose!
22:55The president is about to arrive, so if you don't want to lose your fucking job, do as I say,
23:02okay?
23:07Madam, could you please explain what happened?
23:12Jennifer claims this jet belongs to her husband, Captain Andre, and that we've occupied her jet.
23:19Not only did she verbally push and insult my daughter, she tried to force me out.
23:26Huh! I've checked the system! F001A is not belongs to Captain Andre!
23:32Madam, you and your friends are not allowed to board this flight!
23:37Oh shit! My husband is the president of this airline! He said I can use this jet whenever I want!
23:45He even gave me this card!
23:50Here it is! Whatever my husband says, it goes!
23:55Just you wait, or I'll have Andre fire you!
24:00Oh really? So Andre gets to decide whose private jet this is?
24:05Along with the fate of everyone here?
24:06You know what? Why don't you ask him to come over?
24:10Let's see if Andre dares to say that his word is top command in front of everybody!
24:16Okay, let's... let's see!
24:22Honey Bear! When will you get here?
24:26Security is already there! They will help you kick the woman out!
24:29But, honey, they're already here! And they didn't help me at all!
24:34They even sided with this crazy lady!
24:37She even made them claim that the jet isn't yours!
24:40That's ridiculous! Put the security on the phone!
24:45Seize that crazy woman now, and kick her out before I arrive!
24:48Oh, you'll regret it!
24:53Sorry, Captain, we just checked the system and it shows that you can't control X001A!
24:59I can't follow your order!
25:04Listen to this, man! Look out of his mind!
25:07Honey Bear, did you...
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