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00:00Ma, what are we doing here?
00:22Nathan, you dress like a homeless person and you reject every opportunity to date.
00:27Are you sure you're healthy?
00:30I told you already, I'm undercover for work.
00:34Everything's fully functional here. I don't need a checkup.
00:36Oh yeah?
00:37Yeah.
00:38Then prove it.
00:39You go get yourself checked out or risk losing your inheritance.
00:47Mom, I swear to God, if you mention my biological clock one more time,
00:52stop pushing me, okay? Where am I even supposed to find someone to marry right now?
00:56Is it because you see so many sick men at work? Are you losing interest in men?
01:01If that's the case, quit your job right now.
01:04Mom, I love my job.
01:06I don't care. If you want to inherit the family business, get married in a month.
01:12If you don't, quit your job and come home.
01:19Are you really blackmailing me into seeing a dick doctor?
01:21That's exactly what I'm doing.
01:23Now be a good boy. Go get your plumbing check.
01:37I've got to go.
01:47All right, drop them.
01:50I'm sorry?
01:52Let's take these off.
01:56I can't.
01:56I got him.
02:09Sir, this is an andrology clinic. What do you think I'm doing here?
02:12I don't need this. All right, I'm fine. Trust me.
02:15Cute. Very cute. But I am the doctor here. So that means I need to take a look.
02:21Come on, and make sure your equipment passes inspection. Now, is five minutes enough?
02:30Yeah, it's going to be kind of hard to do the deed with you in here.
02:34Sir, I'm a doctor, okay? You're just another body. No gender, no shame, no feelings. Now, let's get to work.
02:43I'm a doctor.
02:48Or...
02:53Do you need my help?
02:59Do you need my help?
03:00How exactly would you help me?
03:02Kenny, could you come in here? I have a patient who needs some assistance. I think you'll like this one.
03:14Oh, well. I see what you mean. I could lend you a hand.
03:31Yeah.
03:32Oh, hi, Kenny. I, uh, got this taken care of, so thanks, but...
03:37Sir, you are making this extremely difficult.
03:44Listen, okay, I, uh, don't mean to be old-fashioned, but this whole situation happening right here before
03:51your eyes is reserved for my wife, and, uh, I'm not married yet.
04:00Hmm, handsome, fit, sexually inept, so could be perfect for me.
04:06Would you accept my help if I...
04:09married you?
04:15Just so we're clear, this is a contract marriage, okay? It just allows me to continue your treatment.
04:21Actually, I don't even...
04:25Blake?
04:27Are you related to the richest family in the country?
04:30When people find out I'm just one of those Blakes, they just end up after my money.
04:34It's just a coincidence.
04:38Yeah, you don't exactly scream billionaire to me.
04:43Since you're my husband, patient, and clearly not in the best financial state,
04:48I will continue your treatments free of charge.
04:50She's cute. I don't mind this contract marriage.
04:55All right, let's go home.
04:58Wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:00Are we living together?
05:02Yeah, we're living together. It'll make your treatments more convenient.
05:04Uh, boss? What are you doing here?
05:18Uh, boss? What are you doing here?
05:21Boss?
05:22Yeah, yes. Yes, Mike is my boss. I work for him.
05:27He's always joking around with me saying that I boss him around, so...
05:33Yeah, yeah, um, Mr. Blake, uh, Nate, sorry, um, your numbers have been really low this month.
05:40You need to pick yourself up by the bootstraps.
05:43Hey, you listen, whoever you are, you better be nicer to my husband, or I will end you.
05:48I'll be nicer to your husband.
05:51Good. It's actually not so bad.
05:55You know, we know how busy you are, so we don't want to keep you, so...
05:58Oh, yeah, yeah, super, super busy. I gotta go.
06:03So, uh, where do you work, actually?
06:12Uh, just... up there.
06:16Yeah, sales.
06:19Cool.
06:21Hiding his billionaire status from his wife? Man, he is on another level.
06:26Oh, yeah.
06:39How do I look?
06:44Yeah, amazing.
06:46So, how are you feeling?
06:50Are you feeling anything now?
06:56Uh, what if I were to tell you that I'm not actually sick?
07:03Then we'd have to get a divorce, of course.
07:06I can't have a wild animal living in my house.
07:08Oh, no, of course not. Nothing. I feel zero.
07:14Really?
07:14You know, maybe we leave my, uh, in me with a little dignity.
07:26You're a lot.
07:29Or maybe I'm just not your type.
07:33No, you know, you're, uh, you are definitely my type.
07:38You're gorgeous.
07:38Uh, yeah, yeah, you're definitely sick.
07:49Once a day.
07:52Oh, and by the way, that's you.
08:01That was close.
08:01Hi, Mom. I have news. I got married.
08:13So, will you give me a break now?
08:14You what? You're lying.
08:17I'm not, I promise.
08:18I don't believe you. I want to see it with my own eyes.
08:21Bye.
08:22Mom, this is ridiculous, okay?
08:32I know that you want to meet him, but we shouldn't bother him at work.
08:34Are you embarrassed of him?
08:36Are you embarrassed of me?
08:39Are you making this all?
08:41You know what? Fine, okay? I'll call him. Right now.
08:52The numbers have been really good this quarter.
08:58We're way above projections.
09:00Would you like to see some of the stores in action?
09:08Hey, what's up?
09:09Hey, uh, where are you?
09:11I'm just at work.
09:12That mall I was telling you about.
09:14Perfect. Um, my mom wants to meet you.
09:16What?
09:22What?
09:37You.
09:40I need that shirt.
09:42Bro, I don't swim that way.
09:44Listen, I don't want you.
09:45Oh, I want this shirt.
09:45Bro, I don't swim.
09:48Are you okay?
09:49I'm gonna go powder my nose.
09:51I'll be right back.
09:52Okay.
09:58I said no.
10:16Hi.
10:17Hi.
10:18There's so many people here.
10:20Wow, it's uh, it's great.
10:22Even your, your boss is here.
10:25That's right, Mike.
10:26He, uh, he's actually really inspired by your chat the other day.
10:29So, decided to come by, show his support.
10:33I told him I needed more customers.
10:35And what do you know?
10:37More customers.
10:38What is it?
10:38What is it?
10:39Is that a...
10:42For you?
10:44Yep.
10:45I actually just started dating.
10:48So, you got a mistake.
10:50It's a magnum.
10:53Wow, I didn't know you were missing.
10:54So...
10:54Uh, as I told you all, there's a special deal going on today.
11:03So, come up and grab your favorites.
11:09Aren't you the salesman?
11:11Shouldn't you be the one doing the sales?
11:14Mike.
11:14I got this.
11:16Oh, all right, gentlemen.
11:19Now, which one you've been looking at here?
11:21Strawberry.
11:22Fruit guy, right?
11:23I'm sure you'll enjoy the taste.
11:24Hey.
11:27You, my man.
11:28I think you'll, uh, like the bumps in this one for the sliding effect.
11:33No, just trust me.
11:36You.
11:37Knock yourself out.
11:38That's on the house.
11:40All right.
11:42Thank you, gentlemen.
11:46You are quite the salesman.
11:50Wow.
11:53You really are quite the salesman.
11:55The training program here is next level.
11:59Uh, did you say you're with your mother or?
12:01Uh, yeah, she's, she's in the restroom.
12:03She should be back with me.
12:04Yeah.
12:11Katie?
12:13Katie Carter, is that you?
12:16What are you doing here?
12:20You seem to be awfully friendly with the condom salesman.
12:23Hailey Reed.
12:25Buy something or move along, okay?
12:26My husband is very busy.
12:29This is your husband?
12:32I'm married a condom salesman.
12:33Is there a lot of money in the old condom game?
12:37Oh, sweetie, you don't need these.
12:41Your face is the best birth control money could buy.
12:45For your information, I use at least three of these a day.
12:50More on weekends.
12:52Sometimes ten a day.
12:54You know, as an andrologist, ten times could indicate through mature ejaculation.
12:59If you want, I can help you make appointments for your very many friends.
13:06I'll take these.
13:07And two more boxes of your biggest size.
13:12Well, she always has had such a hot temper.
13:16You know, one time actually a while ago, her boyfriend confided in me.
13:19Why would her boyfriend confide in me?
13:21Not to point the story, Nate.
13:22But I told him I wasn't interested.
13:26You know, I'd be careful.
13:27Even though someone uses a lot of condoms, it's still possible to contract a disease,
13:32so I'd keep your distance.
13:37Bitch.
13:38Bring it, Hayley.
13:39BRING IT!
13:48Aren't you Mrs. Blake from the Blake Group, the matriarch?
13:53I'm just here to pick up some custom jewelry.
13:57This is my son Nathan.
14:02Oh my god.
14:03He is so good looking.
14:05He takes after his mother.
14:07Indeed.
14:08I can't believe he's still single.
14:11How about you?
14:12You have a daughter, right?
14:14Yes.
14:16Oh, she is gorgeous.
14:20They have to meet.
14:20They have to meet.
14:21They have to meet.
14:22Oh, thank you.
14:30What a wonderful surprise.
14:36Pretty good.
14:37Have you, um, always worked in sales?
14:39Yeah.
14:42Does that make you regret marrying me?
14:45No, not at all.
14:47I mean, you said to yourself, this is just a contract marriage anyway.
14:51Glad I have always had a soft spot for an honest face.
14:54I should tell her who I really am before this goes too far.
14:58What you do for a living is not nearly as important as how honest and genuine you are in this world.
15:05And I also just hate liars.
15:08Oh.
15:10Lies, you know?
15:11Well, they're the worst.
15:20What are you looking at?
15:25What are you, um, what are you looking at?
15:36I'm sorry.
15:48Did you, uh, you think I was going to kiss you?
15:50What?
15:52No.
15:52What?
15:53No, not at all.
15:53Why would I think that?
16:06I think I need a minute.
16:23Yeah.
16:30Uh, I, I gotta, I gotta go.
16:32Sorry.
16:36Mom, what are you doing?
16:45I'm going to introduce you to someone.
16:47Who?
16:50He's an incredibly rich, handsome, amazing man.
16:55And of course, it's up to you if you want to marry him.
16:57Mom, I told you, I'm already married.
17:00Is your husband even real?
17:01If he was, you would have answered immediately.
17:07You know what?
17:11Here.
17:19This is my son, Nathan.
17:21Oh my gosh.
17:22They have to meet.
17:23They have to meet.
17:24They have to meet.
17:26Honey, this guy is so great.
17:31Please, meet him for my sake.
17:34Worst case scenario, you meet a new friend.
17:38If you meet this new guy and decide to stay with your destitute condom sales.
17:44He's not destitute.
17:45He sells condoms.
17:48If you don't like him, I will mind my own business and never speak of it again.
17:54Promise?
17:55Yes.
17:55I respect your decision.
17:59Either way.
18:01But please, won't you meet him?
18:16Mom?
18:27Nate, are you free for dinner tonight?
18:30Yeah, I'd love that.
18:32Perfect.
18:33I want to introduce you to a nice young woman.
18:36Did you say young lady?
18:38No, Mom.
18:39Listen, I really don't want-
18:40Alright, it's saddled then.
18:41I'll see you tonight at home.
18:43What do you think?
18:53How do I look?
18:54You look stunning, ma'am.
19:01Mom, I'm really not sure about this.
19:03Katie, please!
19:05This is one of the richest movies in the country.
19:08Mom.
19:17Hello.
19:21Hey, T.
19:22This is Mrs. Blake, the matriarch of the Blake Group.
19:26Katie Connors, it's nice to meet you.
19:28You are even more gorgeous than your picture.
19:31I like you already.
19:35Okay.
19:38So, what do you do?
19:39I'm a doctor.
19:40Oh, she works at Cannon Hospital.
19:45My son was there for a physical recently.
19:47Perhaps you have already met.
19:50It's always a possibility.
19:53I'm an andrologist.
19:54If we've met, I have met all of him.
19:58Margaret, what does your son do?
20:01Well, he actually runs the Blake Group.
20:04But he's undercover most of the time so that he can investigate all of our companies.
20:11Katie, my son is very good looking.
20:17I think you two would make the perfect couple.
20:20Actually, I am.
20:27I'm already married.
20:28You married?
20:37Married.
20:39That's such a pity.
20:40You're such a wonderful girl.
20:42I'm very sorry.
20:44Margaret, listen to me.
20:45The man that Katie married is actually...
20:49Why don't you just meet him anyway?
20:51Perhaps you'll feel differently.
20:55We are so excited to meet him.
20:59Hans?
21:00Yes.
21:01Please find out if my son has arrived.
21:03Of course, ma'am.
21:07Margaret, I, um...
21:08It's just dinner.
21:09If you are not swept off your feet, I promise I will never mention this again.
21:14You're right.
21:15It's just dinner.
21:16Oh, sorry.
21:17It's a little hot in here.
21:35Look, I know what I said, but I'm sorry, mom.
21:38I can't do this, okay?
21:39It's not fair to my husband.
21:41Katie, please!
21:43You have been lovely to have entertained us with your presence for so long,
21:47and I will never force you to do something you don't want to do.
21:50Thank you for being so understanding.
21:55It was a pleasure to meet you, truly.
22:17Oh!
22:26Oh!
22:27Hi!
22:40This is wrong.
22:42I'm married.
22:47Listen, can you tell my mother that I'm married,
22:53and it's inappropriate for me to be meeting other women like this?
22:56Don't you want to go in?
23:05Hi.
23:05Mrs. Blake, your son regrets to inform you that he cannot make it after all.
23:11Did he say why?
23:13He informed me that he's married already.
23:16He's what?
23:18Margaret, thank you so much for this opportunity.
23:20It looks like the universe is trying to delay this meeting.
23:24Thank you for everything.
23:25Have a great night.
23:26I don't know what you say.
23:27Go get him now!
23:41Hello?
23:43Anyone home?
23:44I've been married a week, and I don't even know where my husband is in the middle of the night?
23:54Perfect.
23:59I go off a date with a billionaire, and I don't even get an I'm sorry I'm gonna be late text.
24:04Oh, what are you doing?
24:12When did you get married?
24:13I don't know, recently?
24:15Who is she?
24:16She's a doctor.
24:20And what do you do?
24:21I'm a doctor.
24:23What a coincidence.
24:25Is everyone a doctor now?
24:27Can you please untie me?
24:29Does she work at Cannon Hospitals?
24:32Are you spying on me?
24:34What?
24:34You think I'm gonna do something?
24:36No, it's just...
24:39My...
24:40My wife doesn't know who I am.
24:43You just got married.
24:44You're already lying to your wife?
24:48Just untie me, and I'll explain it to you, okay?
24:52Untie yourself.
25:04I'm starting to feel a bit under the weather.
25:06Should I make an appointment with a private doctor?
25:09No need.
25:10I just want to go to Cannon Hospital.
25:21Hello?
25:23Hello?
25:23Looks like I was right.
25:32I suspected this might be something you were into.
25:35Well, just let me explain, okay?
25:37Let's see how your treatments are going.
25:45Okay.
25:47I didn't know I'd be into this sort of thing.
25:49No, don't worry.
25:50This is just a normal checkup.
25:56All right.
25:58Dr. Carter's a professional.
26:00Nate.
26:00Tell me, truthfully, do you feel anything at all right now?
26:14I appreciate honesty.
26:18Hypothetically, what if I were to say that I've been keeping something from you?
26:23It seems like your condition has improved significantly.
26:36Are you gonna kick me out?
26:38Because I do remember you saying once that you...
26:41Where were you tonight?
26:44My family got pissed at me because I got married.
26:48Are you gonna kick me out?
26:49I don't know.
26:51Now, why would I do that?
26:54Let's get to know each other better.
26:56Yes.
27:00I'm a doctor.
27:01I probably shouldn't cross the line.
27:04What is going on here?
27:05I can't control how I feel about this guy.
27:08What happens if he recovers?
27:19My daughter-in-law is an attending physician here.
27:27Who?
27:28Is it Dr. Haley Reed?
27:30Our newest doctor?
27:31Is there a problem?
27:33No.
27:33No problem.
27:34No problem at all.
27:49That looks just like the car I got for my 18th birthday.
28:03Look at her.
28:04She's gorgeous and stylish.
28:06My god, I love her bag.
28:09Isn't that this with Chanel?
28:11So chic.
28:13I recognize that bracelet.
28:14Oh my god, she is ridiculous.
28:27What are you laughing at?
28:31Does she know my bracelet is fake?
28:33Oh, nothing.
28:35Can I just laugh?
28:37This is none of your business.
28:40We understand and totally apologize.
28:43We have no business invading your privacy.
28:46Who you are is our secret.
29:01Something funny?
29:04Nothing.
29:06Are you really married to Nathan Blake of the Blake Group?
29:10Of course I am.
29:13That's Nathan's wife?
29:21That's Nathan's wife?
29:26Mrs. Blake, are you ready to go?
29:29No.
29:31I think I'll stick around for a while and get to know my daughter.
29:35No.
29:56Fuck my life!
29:57Oh my apologies!
29:59Are you blind, you old hat?
30:00Or is your mask covering your mouth and your eyes?
30:02Oh, I'm sorry!
30:09Oh my god!
30:11Are you serious?
30:12Do you know how much this costs?
30:14It costs a hundred times more than you!
30:17I think it's okay. No damage done.
30:19You will pay for this.
30:23And you're not leaving until I am satisfied!
30:30That's a big talk.
30:38Katie Connors. It's nice to meet you.
30:40It's her!
30:44Are you getting ready for Halloween?
30:48Because you look like a clown right now. Doesn't she?
30:51I'm afraid so.
30:54Choose your next words carefully.
30:57Are you okay? What happened out here?
30:59Well, I accidentally knocked her bag into the trash can.
31:07What are you doing?
31:09The letters on your bag, they look a little funny.
31:14Is that...fake?
31:18How would you broke ass bitches know what a real bag looks like?
31:21No, definitely. That's a fake.
31:24You asked me to pay for damages?
31:26I can't even put a value on something so cheap and inauthentic.
31:31Hey, just like you, Hayley.
31:33Not worth much.
31:35I'm lucky it's not real.
31:37Glad we figured that out.
31:38This bag costs me for a hundred thousand dollars.
31:44A hundred thousand dollars?
31:48A hundred thousand dollars?
31:51Did you actually pay a hundred thousand dollars for a knockoff?
31:55Oh my god, what is wrong with you?
31:57Oh my god, what is wrong with you?
32:01Why are you laughing?
32:02Oh, I'm sorry. Not loud enough for you?
32:04Oh my god.
32:05Oh my god.
32:06Oh my god.
32:08Oh my god.
32:10Oh my god.
32:12Oh my god.
32:14I'm sorry.
32:16This way, this way.
32:18Oh my god.
32:20I hope I didn't cause you too much trouble.
32:22Trouble, are you kidding me?
32:23That was so much fun.
32:26Well, I'm off the clock now so I have to run.
32:29Take care, okay?
32:30You too.
32:35Oh, she's wonderful.
32:46Where'd you get the car?
32:48I got it from the company.
32:56That's your hospital treat animals too.
32:58What?
33:00There's a hippo approaching us.
33:05You bitch.
33:06What?
33:11Fuck my life, Katie. Look what you did.
33:13Did you really do this to her?
33:15I didn't mean to.
33:16Yes, you think you're real funny.
33:17But trust me.
33:18I'll be the one laughing at you.
33:19Bring it, bitch.
33:20Miss Amy Reid of the Reid Corporation.
33:21You will regret this.
33:22Got it.
33:23You will regret this.
33:24Got it.
33:25Got it.
33:26See ya.
33:27See ya.
33:28See ya.
33:29See ya guys.
33:30See ya.
33:31See ya.
33:32See ya.
33:33See ya.
33:34Bye.
33:35Bye.
33:37You will regret this.
33:38of the reed corporation
33:46You will regret this
33:48Sounded
33:58Shit, what happened?
34:00I don't want to discuss
34:02Just drive
34:04Hey, careful
34:06Well, I had to steal this card from the reed group today
34:10If you get it dirty, I'm gonna lose my job
34:12Keep making me feel worse, and you'll wish the job
34:14was the only thing you're gonna lose
34:16I'm just trying to
34:17Shut up, or no more sex for you
34:24Oh my god, that woman makes me so mad
34:28I can see that
34:36I ran that fucking bitch
34:50Oh my god
35:00Oh my god
35:02Baby
35:03You are amazing
35:04You are amazing
35:23No way!
35:24Is that...
35:25My son?
35:26Cheating on his wife?
35:28Oh my god
35:30Ma'am, I think it's not good to make a scene here
35:32Get out of the car!
35:33You are a public figure
35:34Somebody might record it and put it on your end
35:36I'm so in there
35:37Let's go
35:39Get out of the car right now
35:41Oh no!
35:45Oh no!
35:46Oh, I'm so sorry!
35:48I didn't see you there
35:51Oh god
35:53Looks like we bumped you and then bumped you again
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