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00:00:00Okay, mom, here I am. Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:06I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:09Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17Then Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard. Have fun, too. Fall in love.
00:00:24Voted prime queen.
00:00:25Prime queen, mom, really?
00:00:27I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves.
00:00:33Promise me, Harper.
00:00:35I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my promise to her.
00:00:40And who knows, maybe even me is someone amazing.
00:00:45Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:47Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:51Show me your abs.
00:00:53Don't look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:56Oh, almost forgot, mom.
00:00:59I think it didn't happen, right?
00:01:00Have you figured it out?
00:01:01I'm running with Hamilton, so I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck?
00:01:07Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:09I only see you as a friend.
00:01:11Portia, stop.
00:01:17Jesus Christ, Portia, stop.
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:20I think I just hit someone.
00:01:36Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:40Shit.
00:01:41Hey, wake up.
00:01:42Relax.
00:01:46Your dad's like the third richest guy in the world.
00:01:48Who cares about a nobody?
00:01:50She's not breathing.
00:01:52Hey, hey, come on.
00:01:53Wake up.
00:01:54Wake up.
00:01:54My first kiss.
00:02:06His lips are so soft.
00:02:08I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:11Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:15Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:18Get off me, creep!
00:02:19Oh, what the fuck?
00:02:21I was trying to save your life.
00:02:22Right after almost taking it?
00:02:24Thanks.
00:02:25Typically rich jerk.
00:02:27Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer?
00:02:29Trying to scam money off me?
00:02:30What you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:32You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:35Have?
00:02:37Have not.
00:02:39He means people from Trashkanistan like you.
00:02:43And she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer,
00:02:46sure that hair screams juvie.
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:55Wait, you're just going to leave?
00:02:57Doodle-oo.
00:03:03But you almost killed me!
00:03:07Why are you entire assholes?
00:03:12Dude, that feels so insane.
00:03:14I know.
00:03:15You had to be there.
00:03:16I wish, man.
00:03:17Thanks for giving me a push that lift, by the way.
00:03:19I wish I could do it.
00:03:22Hamilton is obsessed with Portia.
00:03:24It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him
00:03:26to make a move on me.
00:03:27Yeah, no problem, dude.
00:03:30Everyone, I would like you to meet
00:03:32our new scholarship student.
00:03:35Ew, not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:38Can we, like, stomp it with the charity cases already?
00:03:41As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome
00:03:45our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:51Oh, my God.
00:03:52That's insane.
00:03:58You?
00:03:58Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:03Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:05Portia, please.
00:04:07How poor do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:10Like, dog food for dinner for, or, like, shopping at Walmart for?
00:04:15That's enough.
00:04:16Now, your social science projects.
00:04:20Anderson, you don't have a partner,
00:04:21so you can work with Harper.
00:04:25Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:28That's okay with me.
00:04:29I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:32Ladder on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:34Well, at least I'm not some pervert who's so desperate
00:04:36he has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:39Bro, you kissed her?
00:04:43Look, I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:44Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:45That's enough.
00:04:46I've made my decision.
00:04:47You two will work together.
00:04:49Now, seats, please.
00:05:03Is, is the seat taken?
00:05:05Sure you'll be safe?
00:05:06Since I'm such a pervert,
00:05:08I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:10What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:13That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:17It's got more freaking flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:19Hey, stay away from Anderson.
00:05:35You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:37Everyone, seats, please.
00:05:41Okay, class, can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:50Because today we are discussing molar mass.
00:05:53Now, molar mass...
00:05:55This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:57They're all the same.
00:05:58They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:05My pendant.
00:06:06I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:12I want you to have something.
00:06:16No, mom, that's not your necklace.
00:06:19It's yours now.
00:06:20It was my mother's before me,
00:06:22and her mother's before her.
00:06:24Wear it and think of me.
00:06:26I will, mom.
00:06:28I'll wear it every day.
00:06:30Where is it?
00:06:34Home.
00:06:35I could have put it in here.
00:06:40Good.
00:06:41You're home.
00:06:42Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:45But I already gave you everything for bond
00:06:46and first month's rent.
00:06:47If you don't have the money,
00:06:51we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:53You know what I mean?
00:06:56I'd rather die.
00:06:58That's really generous of you.
00:07:00I'll get back to you on that.
00:07:10I'll take this as interest.
00:07:14Great, Harper.
00:07:15Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live
00:07:18with no money,
00:07:19survive my first day at a new school,
00:07:21and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:26I was wearing it.
00:07:27Get off me, creep!
00:07:30That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:45Ow!
00:08:02Ow!
00:08:06I mean, you're not my usual type, but if you're that desperate, in your dreams, you arrogant
00:08:25asshole. Going somewhere? I want my necklace back, thief. What are you talking about? My pendant. You took it this morning after you drove into me. Okay, get real. Why would I want anything you have? And it was barely a tap. I don't believe you, but I did see something very interesting on my way here.
00:08:54I miss me. I missed you. I missed you, too.
00:09:01Does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend? It's not what it looks like. Really? How about how this looks? Thanks for getting a portion of the lip, by the way. It would kill Hamilton if he saw this.
00:09:15Okay. How much do you want to delete it?
00:09:23I don't want your money. I want my necklace back. I told you. I don't have it.
00:09:28Shit. I think he's telling the truth.
00:09:35Yeah. It needs $500 to delete that pic.
00:09:38I don't want your money.
00:09:41Then what do you want?
00:09:43I need somewhere to live.
00:09:46My creepy landlord just doubled my rent.
00:09:50And the way he looks at me, I just...
00:09:52I don't feel safe.
00:09:57Never be.
00:10:00Wait.
00:10:00If you promise to keep my secret,
00:10:05you can stay here.
00:10:10Deal?
00:10:16Uh, which side is mine?
00:10:18No side.
00:10:19This is where you're sleeping.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20No, I'm not living in your freaking closet.
00:10:22This isn't what we agreed to.
00:10:24I said you could stay.
00:10:25I didn't say where.
00:10:27But I'd be sleeping with your shoes.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:30He won't mind.
00:10:32I mind?
00:10:34Look, my father, total hard-ass.
00:10:36There is no way he'd let you stay.
00:10:38So, he can't know about this.
00:10:40Take it or leave it.
00:10:42Who am I kidding?
00:10:43Beggars can't be choosers.
00:10:46All right.
00:10:47We have a deal.
00:10:49Hold up.
00:10:50There will be rules.
00:10:52Oh, definitely.
00:10:53I know what you spoil rich boys alike.
00:10:56One.
00:10:57Don't talk to me at school.
00:10:58We are not friends.
00:11:00Gladly.
00:11:02Two.
00:11:02Keep your hands to yourself.
00:11:04Three.
00:11:05Same goes to you.
00:11:06No checking out my six-pack.
00:11:08Four.
00:11:08No falling in love with me.
00:11:13Deal?
00:11:13I need to pack my stuff before.
00:11:31You have a key to my apartment?
00:11:33I'm the landlord.
00:11:35This is my property.
00:11:36Doesn't mean you can just let yourself in.
00:11:38Are you going to accept my generous offer?
00:11:41I'm leaving.
00:11:42I'll be gone in a minute.
00:11:43Hey.
00:11:44You signed the lease.
00:11:45You doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it.
00:11:48I'm going to need 500 for breaking that lease.
00:11:51Yeah.
00:11:52Let me go.
00:11:53Let me go.
00:11:53Let me go.
00:11:54Five hundred dollars.
00:11:55Let me go.
00:11:57Or you can work it off.
00:12:02They got me.
00:12:06They got me.
00:12:07Get off her.
00:12:20Get off her.
00:12:22What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:12:29You better get out of here.
00:12:30Before I knock your teeth out.
00:12:37Hey.
00:12:40Come on.
00:12:41Let's get you out of here.
00:12:45Whoa.
00:12:46Hey.
00:12:47I got you.
00:12:49I'm okay.
00:12:49I just need a moment.
00:12:58I can't believe you saved me.
00:13:01Why does she feel so good in my arms?
00:13:04God, you just can't get enough of me, can you?
00:13:06Food stamps.
00:13:07You're gross.
00:13:08You know that?
00:13:11Oh, man.
00:13:14This mattress is so soft.
00:13:16It's like I'm lying on a cloud.
00:13:18You think I'm jealous of your bed?
00:13:20I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet.
00:13:25That's spoiled rich young adult.
00:13:27Thanks, food stamps.
00:13:28What's so important about this pendant that you had to break an end of four anyway?
00:13:33It was my mother's.
00:13:34So, it's like a family heirloom.
00:13:38Yeah, something like that.
00:13:41Except I don't have a family anymore.
00:13:43Good night, Joe's fun.
00:13:47Good night, Joe's fun.
00:13:51Don't give up.
00:13:54Don't give up.
00:13:56It's gonna get better.
00:13:58Come on.
00:14:02Where's this stupid necklace?
00:14:05And it must mean a lot to her.
00:14:07Get in food stamps.
00:14:19One time off.
00:14:20Or you can be late.
00:14:22Does it have a handle, or?
00:14:37Getting to the right, trust them.
00:14:40I need to find my mother's necklace.
00:14:42Give me your hands.
00:14:44Are you gonna be gross again?
00:14:47Just give me your hands.
00:14:48Wait, where was it?
00:14:54How did you find it?
00:14:56What is wrong with me?
00:14:57Why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her?
00:15:02You lied to me last night.
00:15:04You had it this whole time, didn't you?
00:15:06That's how she sees me?
00:15:08Yep.
00:15:09That's right.
00:15:11I just wanted to see what you prepared to do to get it back.
00:15:13Ah, you're disgusting.
00:15:20Get off me.
00:15:24That's the second time you slapped me.
00:15:26Guess who's walking to school?
00:15:27Enjoy being late for class food stamps.
00:15:31Come on, get out.
00:15:32Shoot.
00:15:35Are you serious?
00:15:36No.
00:15:37No.
00:15:37No.
00:15:432,000 words on the Civil War.
00:15:58Guaranteed eight.
00:15:59Nice.
00:16:06Hey!
00:16:07Keep that back.
00:16:08Ah, selling school homework.
00:16:10You know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students?
00:16:15Shit, he's going to use this against me.
00:16:17You blab on me, I'll blab on you.
00:16:20You're totally assured destruction.
00:16:21Uh, relax, food stamps.
00:16:23I'm not going to rat you out.
00:16:25In the meantime,
00:16:27try to be
00:16:28a better person.
00:16:35Oh.
00:16:40That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches.
00:16:59Oh my God, it's trash canistan.
00:17:09Our poor little orphan
00:17:11moonlighting as a cleaner.
00:17:13Oh.
00:17:14How precious.
00:17:18Toilet cleaner.
00:17:19How appropriate.
00:17:23No.
00:17:25No, wait.
00:17:26No.
00:17:26Stop, stop.
00:17:27No.
00:17:28Oh my gosh, no.
00:17:32No, no.
00:17:33No, no.
00:17:33No, no.
00:17:33No, no.
00:17:33No, no.
00:17:33No, I only have one uniform, please.
00:17:38Harper.
00:17:46What was that?
00:17:50No, no, that must be wrong.
00:17:52Who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:53Anderson and the scholarship girl.
00:17:56Woo-hoo!
00:17:59Come on.
00:18:00What's going on?
00:18:10Is this some type of game?
00:18:11Seven minutes in heaven you've never played before?
00:18:14You get seven minutes in the dark together.
00:18:17And you've got to make them all count.
00:18:18Nudity is highly encouraged.
00:18:20Damn, bro.
00:18:25Way to make those seven minutes count.
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:28I want to see that name.
00:18:30Show it to me now.
00:18:32Might as well get it over with.
00:18:35What's wrong?
00:18:36Too scared to play?
00:18:36Give me that.
00:18:53Yes.
00:18:56Just take it.
00:18:57Why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:19:03Since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back.
00:19:06None of your business.
00:19:07Then why pick me?
00:19:08Because you hate me.
00:19:10Plus, I knew you wouldn't get any ideas.
00:19:12You're definitely safe with me.
00:19:14Couldn't think of anything worse.
00:19:15Straight back at you.
00:19:17This is going to be the longest seven minutes of my life.
00:19:20What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:22We need a kiss.
00:19:23Everyone's going to know if we don't.
00:19:29Just two seconds.
00:19:31Enough to mess up your lipstick.
00:19:34And make it look good.
00:19:45This is ridiculous.
00:19:47Hey, you think I want this?
00:19:50Without the way, thank you.
00:19:53Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:19:56My necklace!
00:20:16Oh!
00:20:19That's my boy!
00:20:21That bitch!
00:20:23I can't let her sew Anderson from me!
00:20:25My hair is corting you stupid belt buckle!
00:20:27Okay, um, hold on.
00:20:28Let me just...
00:20:29Okay, okay, go, go, go.
00:20:31How could her?
00:20:33Okay, let me try something else.
00:20:35Ow!
00:20:37Lucky girl.
00:20:39Anderson's the biggest guy in school.
00:20:41If you know what I mean.
00:20:43Oh!
00:20:43Oh!
00:20:43Oh!
00:20:43Oh!
00:20:43Oh!
00:20:44Oh!
00:20:44Oh!
00:20:44Oh!
00:20:45Oh!
00:20:45Oh!
00:20:45Oh!
00:20:45Oh!
00:20:45Oh!
00:20:45Oh!
00:20:46Oh!
00:20:46Oh!
00:20:47Oh!
00:20:47Oh!
00:20:48Oh!
00:20:48Oh!
00:20:49Oh!
00:20:49Oh!
00:20:50I need to get out of here now!
00:20:52Just take a deep breath.
00:20:53I can't breathe!
00:20:56Try to think of something else.
00:20:58Anything else.
00:20:59Okay.
00:21:00Why did you really pick me?
00:21:01Ugh.
00:21:02Why do you care?
00:21:03Because we're practically sleeping in the same room, so if you have a crush on me, I'd like
00:21:07to know so I can protect myself.
00:21:09Protect yourself?
00:21:10Please.
00:21:11If anyone has a crush on anyone, it's you on me.
00:21:14Oh!
00:21:15Careful!
00:21:16Be real.
00:21:17Oh my god, you're so full of yourself.
00:21:18I need to get out of here!
00:21:19Okay, hang on.
00:21:20Careful!
00:21:21Ow!
00:21:22Oh my god.
00:21:23What a little whore.
00:21:24I bet you couldn't wait to slap your way into Anderson's pants.
00:21:27I just thought what it looks like!
00:21:28I just thought what it looks like!
00:21:29I just thought what it looks like!
00:21:30I just thought what it looks like!
00:21:34Oh my god!
00:21:35What a little whore.
00:21:37I bet you couldn't wait to slap your way into Anderson's pants.
00:21:42I just thought what it looks like!
00:21:47Not cool, Portia.
00:21:48Anderson!
00:21:49Hurry up!
00:21:54You're home late.
00:22:10You okay?
00:22:11I'm amazing.
00:22:12I love cleaning up after rich kids.
00:22:15It's my passion in life.
00:22:17I meant because of Portia.
00:22:19She went in pretty hard at the party.
00:22:22Yeah.
00:22:23She's a bully.
00:22:24That's what bullies do.
00:22:25Why do you care?
00:22:29She's right.
00:22:31Why do I care?
00:22:33I don't.
00:22:34Obviously.
00:22:35But I'd hate for you to quit before you save up enough money to, you know, move out of my closet.
00:22:42Trust me.
00:22:43No one wants that more than me.
00:22:45Hey, you know, signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers isn't going to make you prom queen.
00:22:54Oh my god.
00:22:56How does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:22:59Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:23:04I don't care about fashion and popularity.
00:23:08Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:13I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:17It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything and she was dying.
00:23:23So, I promise.
00:23:26Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:29Portia, she always wins.
00:23:32Always.
00:23:33I have to try.
00:23:35For my mom.
00:23:38Anderson?
00:23:39Shit, it's my father.
00:23:41You wanted to see me?
00:23:42Okay, get in the closet.
00:23:43Wait, go, wait.
00:23:44What?
00:23:49Father.
00:23:57What do you want?
00:23:58The, um, Dean's Awards are this week.
00:24:01Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:03You think the business runs itself?
00:24:05I can't take time off for every little thing.
00:24:08And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand.
00:24:11Poor Anderson.
00:24:12It's like his dad hates him.
00:24:14I don't need you there.
00:24:16It's cool.
00:24:17What was that?
00:24:18Uh, my phone.
00:24:22Must have left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:47Hi.
00:24:54I'm Harper, Anderson's study partner.
00:24:57We've got a big assignment together.
00:25:05You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall.
00:25:08Yes, that's me.
00:25:09I don't care what you do when you're not here,
00:25:12but don't bring trash into my home.
00:25:14Are you for real?
00:25:16I'm not trash.
00:25:17She's not like that, father.
00:25:18My over-saved son is the heir of a great fortune and a renowned name.
00:25:23And no slippery street slut is gonna fuck her way into our world.
00:25:27So, you can hump your little gold digging shovel elsewhere.
00:25:31Stop it, father.
00:25:33I'm not interested in your money.
00:25:36The mating call of every parasite everywhere.
00:25:41Don't ever let me see her here again.
00:25:45Yes, sir.
00:25:46Look, I'm sorry.
00:25:47He's a super rich dick hole who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:25:59I can't stay here.
00:26:01Where are you gonna go?
00:26:03Look, Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:06He's just a shithead money-making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant.
00:26:11Give me a reason to stay.
00:26:14I've never met anyone like her.
00:26:17I don't want her to go.
00:26:19Um, look, it's safer than being out on the streets.
00:26:25Okay?
00:26:26Like, I don't- I don't care what he says.
00:26:28Do you?
00:26:29thur's USPBING
00:26:30TELLING
00:26:32All right, I'll stay.
00:26:33Because you asked so nicely.
00:26:40Besides, you can't exactly run away when you have socks, flip holes, candy food stamps.
00:26:46Has anyone ever told you're a complete jerk?
00:26:49Once or twice.
00:26:50Come on, come get it.
00:26:52Come on, come get it.
00:26:53My shoes!
00:26:54Are you wearing perfume, Trashcanistan?
00:27:16Let me guess, scrubbing bubbles, toilet cleaner?
00:27:19I don't want any trouble.
00:27:20And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here.
00:27:23Now, it's about what I want.
00:27:25Whatever you say.
00:27:26Good.
00:27:29And I say, lick my feet.
00:27:32What?
00:27:33Get on your knees and lick my shoes clean, you rag.
00:27:38Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:40Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me.
00:27:44I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it.
00:27:47Well Tuff, I am sharing your world, so if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me.
00:27:51Shrub him down.
00:27:52How dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:54You're the one who started it.
00:27:55I just want to go to class.
00:27:56Do you know how lucky you are?
00:27:58To be at Cavendish Hall, rubbing shoulders of people who are worth ten of you.
00:28:03Newsflash.
00:28:04Having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate.
00:28:08It says the pathetic, penniless orphan.
00:28:11What?
00:28:12No.
00:28:13On your knees, rag.
00:28:14Stop it.
00:28:15Stop it.
00:28:16Now lick.
00:28:17Like you love it.
00:28:18Oh my god, it's my nose.
00:28:19Now lick.
00:28:20Like you love it.
00:28:21Oh my god, it's my nose.
00:28:22Now lick.
00:28:23Like you love it.
00:28:24No.
00:28:25Oh my god, it's my nose.
00:28:29Now lick.
00:28:30Now lick, like you love it.
00:28:37Oh my god, it's my nose!
00:28:43Now lick, like you love it.
00:28:49Oh my god, it's my nose!
00:28:55Sorry, Porsche, that's fine.
00:29:01Are you okay?
00:29:03No, of course I'm not okay!
00:29:05Is it broken?
00:29:07I don't know, looks fine to me, right, Miles?
00:29:10Straight.
00:29:11Wait, is that a blackhead?
00:29:13What? No, no, no, no!
00:29:15Have you got blackheads?
00:29:17No, shut up!
00:29:19Babe, you look great.
00:29:21You're always beautiful.
00:29:23Don't suck up to me!
00:29:28This is your fault!
00:29:32Porsche, totally my bad, okay?
00:29:34I owe you one.
00:29:35You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:38It hurts.
00:29:40You're so pretty.
00:29:42Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:29:53You're not wearing any pants.
00:30:00You've got a nose for these things, food stamps.
00:30:02How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:08You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:30:13You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:16I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:30:18Aw, poor food stamps.
00:30:20Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:21Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:28How about finish our assignment?
00:30:30I want an A.
00:30:31No.
00:30:32A plus.
00:30:33So, make it good.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:37But I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:41It'll be character building.
00:30:42I hate you so much.
00:30:44Really?
00:30:45I barely think about you.
00:30:47Wait.
00:30:48Before you go, why did you throw the ball at Portia today?
00:31:01Tell me the truth.
00:31:03It was a clean spike.
00:31:05Just out of Ham's reach.
00:31:07It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:31:10Why'd you save me?
00:31:12Because I don't get why Portia's giving you such a hard time.
00:31:16She doesn't need to punch down.
00:31:19So I'm beneath her?
00:31:20Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:23Sure.
00:31:24I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:26Portia doesn't run this school, even though she thinks she does.
00:31:30And I'll prove that when I'm named Prom Queen.
00:31:33Okay, look.
00:31:34In all seriousness, you've got...
00:31:37Hey, dude.
00:31:38Hope you're ready to party.
00:31:40Yes, Edison.
00:31:41It's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:43Shh, shh, shh.
00:31:44Portia can't know I'm living here.
00:31:46What do we do?
00:31:47What do we do?
00:31:48Take something quick.
00:31:49Okay, get in the bed.
00:31:50What the fuck?
00:31:51What do?
00:31:52Yeah, yeah.
00:31:53Come on, quick.
00:31:54Get in the bed.
00:31:55What?
00:31:56What?
00:31:57Yeah.
00:31:58What are you doing?
00:31:59Oh my God.
00:32:08Dude, get a shirt on.
00:32:09It's gonna be a big night.
00:32:11And you know I like my night's bank.
00:32:13I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:32:16Portia figured you could be our designated driver since, you know, you owe her one.
00:32:22More than one.
00:32:23My nose, it's really sore.
00:32:25Gotta go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:30So...
00:32:31How are you...
00:32:33How are you really gonna make it up to me?
00:32:49Portia, we talked about this.
00:32:56Are you alright?
00:32:57Is there something wrong?
00:32:58Nope.
00:33:06What's under here?
00:33:14What's under here?
00:33:16Nothing.
00:33:18All good, just, um...
00:33:20A bit sore from volleyball practice.
00:33:22Alright, we ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:27Yeah.
00:33:28I'll just, uh, finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:32Portia, let's go.
00:33:40Thank God, I nearly suffocated.
00:33:42Thanks for saving me, Anderson.
00:33:43You're the best.
00:33:44Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if horrible Portia finds out you've been helping me.
00:33:50And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:53Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:54Sorry.
00:33:55Thought they changed the sheets.
00:33:57Wait, is that...
00:33:59Oh my God.
00:34:00Ew.
00:34:01Ew, ew, ew.
00:34:03Get your head out of the gutter, food stamps.
00:34:04And get our assignment done.
00:34:14Let me guess.
00:34:17That's better.
00:34:19Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:22No, never.
00:34:25And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear...
00:34:27Don't change the subject.
00:34:30You were actually nice to me, for once.
00:34:35So...
00:34:36Just...
00:34:37Let me know if there's...
00:34:38Anything else...
00:34:39You wanna do to thank me.
00:34:47Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan.
00:34:49You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:34:53Never in my lifetime.
00:34:54Cause I still hate you!
00:34:56Hate you more!
00:34:57Took all night, but I finally completed your half of our assignment.
00:35:09Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:35:12So I've done all the work, and you're extorting an A-plus from me?
00:35:16A hundred percent.
00:35:18Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick.
00:35:21Now help me win prom queen, or this goes straight to the dean.
00:35:25Shit.
00:35:29Well done, food stamps.
00:35:31You got me.
00:35:36You have to make everyone fall in love with me.
00:35:41Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:43I'm not a miracle worker.
00:35:44You need at least half the votes to win prom queen.
00:36:01How am I supposed to do that?
00:36:03Be you?
00:36:05Or option B, give people shit they like.
00:36:07Huh?
00:36:08Band kids are easy.
00:36:09Just feed them.
00:36:21Drama kids, crame attention.
00:36:23Just take a selfie with the wannabe stars.
00:36:26Uh, hey guys.
00:36:28Uh, I loved your performance in the last school play.
00:36:31Can I get an autograph for you guys?
00:36:33I don't know.
00:36:37That'll, yeah, okay.
00:36:41Oh my god, love it.
00:36:42Thanks guys, oh my god.
00:36:44As for jocks and cheerleaders?
00:36:51Yeah, sorry, no chance.
00:36:53What do you mean?
00:36:54I need their votes to win.
00:36:56Yeah, you're screwed.
00:36:58Look, the only way is to really impress these guys.
00:37:03So what do you got?
00:37:05Boobs.
00:37:08And I can be popular.
00:37:09And I got boobs.
00:37:11You got any gold medals?
00:37:13No.
00:37:14You got any scholarships?
00:37:16No.
00:37:18But, I might have something which could cause a lot of noise around here.
00:37:23And welcome back to the Cavendish Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament.
00:37:27Where the only thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your partner.
00:37:32On the blue team, Harper and Andrew.
00:37:34Um, so who are we playing against?
00:37:38And on the red team, we have Portia and Hamilton.
00:37:43You're shitting me.
00:37:45I thought you were playing with me.
00:37:47That's what she said.
00:37:49It is literally what she said.
00:37:51Yo, Anderson.
00:37:53Looking good, man.
00:37:54Thanks for coming, guys.
00:37:56What's wrong, Portia?
00:37:57Scared I'll beat ya?
00:38:01I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, rag.
00:38:05Let's play, then.
00:38:08Let's go.
00:38:10Yo, what's up, guys?
00:38:11Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament.
00:38:14Excuse me.
00:38:16Okay.
00:38:17My potential voters are here.
00:38:19Time to impress the hell out of them.
00:38:21You got this, okay?
00:38:34Oh, what a hit!
00:38:37It's it, bish!
00:38:38Bish!
00:38:42Remember who you're playing against.
00:38:49Hey!
00:38:51Oh, and this spike from Anderson.
00:38:54It's cool.
00:38:55We can wait for you to call your daddy for help.
00:38:58At least I have a daddy.
00:39:08You're here, baby.
00:39:21Ohh!
00:39:23No!
00:39:24No!
00:39:26No!
00:39:28Oh, that's what I've done.
00:39:32So you can train a pig to smile.
00:39:34I made a smile.
00:39:35What?
00:39:36I said, why is Anderson playing against me?
00:39:38I mean, us.
00:39:39We've known each other since we were kids.
00:39:41He's competitive.
00:39:42And I'm hot.
00:39:43There's no way I'm letting the school generator beat me,
00:39:45not in front of half the volleyball team.
00:39:48Oh, my God!
00:39:49I'm in America!
00:39:50This is cool like that!
00:39:51You're dead!
00:40:04Hey, you okay?
00:40:07Portia, that was bullshit!
00:40:09Boo!
00:40:10Boo!
00:40:11You suck!
00:40:12Get out of here!
00:40:13Lame!
00:40:14Whatever.
00:40:15What is that?
00:40:16You gotta be kidding me.
00:40:17Followers are gonna hate me.
00:40:18You got this, okay?
00:40:19Come on.
00:40:34Oh, my God.
00:40:37Oh, my God.
00:40:38Is that Portia?
00:40:39Whoa, babe.
00:40:40Tell us some head.
00:40:41Are you okay?
00:40:42Do I look okay?
00:40:45Can you help?
00:40:47Please?
00:41:00Great game.
00:41:01Awesome final serve.
00:41:02My followers are going crazy for you.
00:41:04Yeah, she smashed it.
00:41:07Hey, you still thinking about running for prom queen?
00:41:09Still got two days to sign up for it.
00:41:11Yeah, do it.
00:41:12We'll vote for you.
00:41:13That's like a whole team here.
00:41:14Taking out Portia like that?
00:41:16You're gonna be viral.
00:41:17Wow.
00:41:18This might work after all.
00:41:20And hey, if you end up dead,
00:41:21we'll send the cops to Portia's house.
00:41:23Yes, sir.
00:41:24She's gone.
00:41:26I will kill her.
00:41:28It's just a game, Portia.
00:41:29Somebody even said she's running for prom queen.
00:41:31I'm prom queen.
00:41:32She's fucking poverty queen.
00:41:34She probably doesn't even have an orthodontist.
00:41:36Who cares?
00:41:38Anderson's my oldest friend.
00:41:40And she's changing him.
00:41:42She might not change you too.
00:41:44Portia, you've been prom queen like every year.
00:41:48Starting to come off as greedy or...
00:41:52Or...
00:41:53Needy.
00:41:54Needy.
00:41:55Needy.
00:41:56I was just joking.
00:41:58I didn't mean...
00:41:59Why aren't you supporting me?
00:42:01Why is everything changing?
00:42:03Just go.
00:42:06Go.
00:42:07I'm fine.
00:42:09I'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people I love.
00:42:16I'm gonna fuck you up, you thrift shop charisma vacuums.
00:42:35Happy Valentine.
00:42:36For you.
00:42:37A.
00:42:38Wait.
00:42:39Did anything just get me a valentine?
00:42:40What the fuck?
00:42:41Someone else is giving Harper a valentine?
00:42:43Huh?
00:42:44I know!
00:42:45She looks like a walking cock-softner to me, but...
00:42:47She's obviously...
00:42:48Is one of the people that's mama's who do you they love?
00:42:49What the fuck?
00:42:52What the fuck?
00:42:53Someone else is giving Harper a valentine?
00:42:54I know.
00:42:55She looks like a walking cock softener to me, but she's obviously like a walk-in cock softener
00:43:00what the fuck someone else is giving harper valentine
00:43:08i know she looks like a walking cock softener to me but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy
00:43:15yeah that'll be good for you it will that's weird he's making it sound like it's not from him
00:43:28so who's it from oh hey that's mine give it back how do you know i had a note yeah who from
00:43:36don't even know but when i find out i'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me
00:43:43uh did you a favor tastes kind of weird typical trust fund jerk always taking it every
00:43:58anderson oh what the fuck anderson anderson what help
00:44:05anderson help help
00:44:11it's drugs that was meant for me
00:44:16reminder all students please make your way to the awards ceremony the dean awards are today
00:44:27it is about to commence
00:44:28anderson really needs to wake up
00:44:29oh sorry
00:44:31uh oh
00:44:33wake up
00:44:33anderson
00:44:34oh my god
00:44:39they don't need you
00:44:43brakes
00:44:44you're heavy
00:44:46trust fund
00:44:48wake up
00:44:49wake up
00:44:50wake up
00:45:00anderson please wake up
00:45:02wake up
00:45:04oh my god
00:45:06oh my god
00:45:08oh my god
00:45:18finally
00:45:32no no we don't have time for this really nice thing
00:45:42nice thing. No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards. Shit, what's going on? Why do I feel
00:45:50drunk? I'll explain later. Okay, we need to go. Did you get me drunk just so you can get me in the
00:45:56shower? It's so late. Yes, I don't know why I didn't do it earlier, but come on, we need to get
00:46:02you some dry clothes and we need to go. Okay, roughly, we had a spare shirt we lost and found.
00:46:09So, you can deal with this and I will deal with that. Okay, help me in. Yep, yep, that's it. Good little big boy. Cool.
00:46:26You are not ready, are you? What? Yeah, like when you were kissing, now you're addressing me, but
00:46:41shouldn't I be addressing you? We don't have time for this. You're not going to miss out on your award
00:46:48because someone hates me. Calling Anderson Savage, please make your way to the Dean's office.
00:46:53Yep, come, come. Oh, where are we? Oh, you're staying? Ah, ah, nice. Oh, yep.
00:47:00This is the first time our recipient has not turned up. Okay, confident, confident. He's here!
00:47:07Oh, just in time, Anderson. A step forward, please.
00:47:12So, this is for your courage. Above and beyond the call of duty. Congratulations.
00:47:22Mr. Savage, you have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall.
00:47:31Thank you, sir.
00:47:36He looks great.
00:47:42What did you do to earn this?
00:47:45Uh, there was a thing last year. Right here, actually.
00:47:51Wait, you saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz. It was all over TV.
00:47:57And your father didn't want to see you get a word for this?
00:48:00Dude, what's his problem? What you did was so brave.
00:48:04Thanks.
00:48:04No, seriously. I'm proud of you, trust man.
00:48:08You should wear this every day.
00:48:12Are you serious?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16No.
00:48:23Wait.
00:48:25Did we shower together?
00:48:28Why? Don't you remember?
00:48:31Not really.
00:48:33I know you were there.
00:48:34And?
00:48:35And you were wet?
00:48:37I don't know.
00:48:40It's fuzzy.
00:48:43He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:45I put you in the shower to soak you up.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:50I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:52That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:55Nope.
00:48:56That's pretty much it, really.
00:48:58Sure you're not holding out on me food stamps.
00:49:01Why would I do that?
00:49:03I don't know.
00:49:05Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or burp out loud.
00:49:10No, no, no.
00:49:11You're clear on vote counts.
00:49:12I promise.
00:49:13Okay.
00:49:14Anyway, I need to go.
00:49:17Gotta go find my prong dress.
00:49:19I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:49:23Good at taking them off.
00:49:24Not so much a bino.
00:49:25Okay, information I did not need to know.
00:49:29I'll see you later.
00:49:30Yeah.
00:49:35Hey, Harper.
00:49:40What you did today?
00:49:43Is that for prom?
00:49:59Uh, kinda.
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:02It's cool.
00:50:03Very, very cool.
00:50:04So, it's not?
00:50:06Show me.
00:50:08Seriously?
00:50:09You're not gonna show me.
00:50:10It's 20 years bad luck.
00:50:11That's for weddings.
00:50:13Come on.
00:50:14I'll only tease you for an hour.
00:50:23I know, I know.
00:50:24It's a poop emoji.
00:50:27Yeah, no one's gonna eggplant emoji that.
00:50:30I got it from a thrift store.
00:50:32I didn't see the stain until I got home, so.
00:50:35Can you, like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:50:39I'll figure it out.
00:50:39Just don't you worry your pretty boy head about it.
00:50:42Just go.
00:50:44Go.
00:50:45Okay.
00:50:51Mom, you need to rest.
00:50:52No.
00:50:53This is important.
00:50:54I don't want you to miss out on anything, because I'm gone.
00:50:57Mom, don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:51:04Okay.
00:51:05Okay, Mom.
00:51:07Cavendish, Harvard.
00:51:08Home Queen, I'll do it all.
00:51:09I'll do it all for you.
00:51:17Mom.
00:51:20Mom.
00:51:20I'm so screwed.
00:51:30I have nothing to wear to prom.
00:51:39Hey.
00:51:40I need you to do something for me.
00:51:42I need you to do something for me.
00:51:45Note to self.
00:51:47Next time, have rich parents.
00:51:53Correction, Harper.
00:51:54Have parents.
00:52:00Food stamps.
00:52:01You need to come with me.
00:52:02I can't.
00:52:03Prom's only four hours away.
00:52:04I have to make this work.
00:52:05Harper.
00:52:06Trust me.
00:52:08Okay?
00:52:08Okay.
00:52:08Okay.
00:52:08Okay.
00:52:12Don't worry.
00:52:23My dad's going on a business trip.
00:52:25Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:28Yes.
00:52:29T-Swizzle is coming to prom.
00:52:31The boss stylist, Gavin, is a family friend.
00:52:34Him and his team are going to create some serious magic.
00:52:39What?
00:52:39Anderson, no.
00:52:40This is way too much.
00:52:41Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:43Of course I want to be prom queen, but not like, not like this.
00:52:47Why not?
00:52:48Because I can't afford it, okay?
00:52:51I've spent all my wages on this stupid, sane dress.
00:52:55I know.
00:52:56Which is why this one's on me, okay?
00:53:00Why are you doing this for me?
00:53:02Because I want you to have the best.
00:53:05Doesn't matter.
00:53:06Harper, just enjoy it, okay?
00:53:08Everyone, this is Harper.
00:53:11She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:53:16Just say yes, Harper.
00:53:19But we hate each other.
00:53:21We sure do.
00:53:21You kicked me out of your car.
00:53:23You blackmailed me into letting you live here.
00:53:25And you made me live in your closet.
00:53:27Then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award.
00:53:29So, every favor has a price, is that it?
00:53:32Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive.
00:53:36You know, like my car.
00:53:43All right, I'll do it.
00:53:45Great.
00:53:46Gav, she's all yours.
00:53:48I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:53:50Bye.
00:53:54Be gentle on me on a makeover brooching.
00:53:58Even better.
00:53:58This will be fun.
00:54:02Okay, sit.
00:54:03Let's go.
00:54:04Color, yes.
00:54:06Black, funeral.
00:54:08Gotta get it like this.
00:54:11Ooh, fun trap.
00:54:13Catch.
00:54:14It's okay, we'll get there.
00:54:15Yes.
00:54:17Yes.
00:54:18Sparkle.
00:54:20Ooh, pretty.
00:54:21Go.
00:54:22Come on.
00:54:27No.
00:54:28It's getting close.
00:54:36I am amazing.
00:54:38You really did it this time.
00:54:40Are you ready to go?
00:54:41Man, she's going to look so beautiful in these.
00:54:51She'll accept them.
00:54:53She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:54:58Don't Hamilton need to be with you.
00:55:00What?
00:55:00The night's our night.
00:55:03Man, Hamilton is going to be so messed up.
00:55:05Shit.
00:55:07Shit.
00:55:11Sorry.
00:55:12Got an issue.
00:55:13Uber out front will take you to prom.
00:55:15Oh, I hope he's okay.
00:55:17Okay, girl.
00:55:18Looks like you're doing this alone.
00:55:34Will he think I'm pretty?
00:55:35Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:37Wow.
00:55:42It's like a dream.
00:55:55Where is Anderson?
00:55:57He should have come running.
00:55:58How humiliating if he doesn't come.
00:56:01Waiting for someone.
00:56:04We need to talk.
00:56:06Seriously.
00:56:07Hamilton, I told you.
00:56:09It's not working out.
00:56:10So who's it working out for then?
00:56:12Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:13Am I really doing this?
00:56:18What if Portia is right and I really don't belong here?
00:56:22They're all rich and elite and I'm just...
00:56:25Me.
00:56:27Shit, I can't do it.
00:56:29Forgot to say, Carper.
00:56:30Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:56:32Risk everything or walk away and break your promise to your mom.
00:56:43Oh, my God.
00:56:51Is that charity girl Harper?
00:56:53That dress is fire.
00:56:55She looks so hot.
00:56:59How can a bigger like her afford that dress?
00:57:06I hate you.
00:57:09I give you all of my love.
00:57:12I give you every time.
00:57:13Finally, he's coming for me.
00:57:23Hey, food stamps.
00:57:25You look amazing.
00:57:27Yes.
00:57:30You don't look half bad yourself, trust fund.
00:57:33Yes.
00:57:36Um, may I?
00:57:43Are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:48Welcome seniors to your prom.
00:57:51Tonight is for making lasting memories.
00:57:53Memories.
00:57:54Appreciating each other and cementing friendships that will support you for life.
00:58:01Everyone take your partners for the first dance.
00:58:04That pig-eyed bitch.
00:58:05That pig-eyed bitch.
00:58:08So, before the whole queue of jocks line up, how about it, food stamps?
00:58:13You're joking.
00:58:14I'm not.
00:58:15I'm not.
00:58:17Harper.
00:58:18You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:58:22Obviously, because of me.
00:58:23I mean, I chose the dress.
00:58:24I mean, I chose the dress and I'd say they've got a pretty flawless taste.
00:58:27So, how about it, food stamps?
00:58:31Are we going to dance or what?
00:58:33I still want to more than anything.
00:58:35But, can I trust this?
00:58:49Okay.
00:58:51Put your hands here.
00:58:56Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:58:58Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:28It's time to announce a prom king and queen.
00:59:40Horsha Leon, a queen for many years.
00:59:43Thank you for your service.
00:59:44But, tonight's new prom queen and king is Harper Sullivan and Anderson Savage.
00:59:58Be cool, Horsha.
01:00:00What is happening?
01:00:02That crown is mine.
01:00:03I broke up with Hamilton so you and I could win and be together.
01:00:06Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me because he's my buddy.
01:00:10But, if you act like a dick tonight, I'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you were with him.
01:00:16Wait.
01:00:17Anderson and Porsche were never together?
01:00:20This isn't real.
01:00:21This isn't happening.
01:00:23It is.
01:00:24Don't deal with it.
01:00:26Sorry, Porsche.
01:00:26I gotta go be king.
01:00:34Sorry, I played.
01:00:44A new king and queen.
01:00:46Well done for the steps.
01:00:57I did it, mom.
01:01:00Just like we promised.
01:01:02I'm prom queen.
01:01:03It's true.
01:01:06Porsche broke up with Hamilton to get with Anderson.
01:01:11I always thought Anderson was really into her.
01:01:14Friends and lovers, right?
01:01:18It's you.
01:01:19Porsche.
01:01:21Congratulations.
01:01:22Probably shouldn't say, but I heard one of the judges say that Anderson gave them a ton of money so you could win.
01:01:31I don't believe you.
01:01:32Makes sense to me.
01:01:34And me.
01:01:35Hey, Myers.
01:01:36Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:39Sex.
01:01:40Lots of.
01:01:41There you go.
01:01:43If the Myers know, then everyone knows.
01:01:47I'm gonna go tell the principal what you did to get the crown.
01:01:50I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:52I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:53You're gonna make a fool of yourself.
01:01:55There's no way you beat me.
01:01:56Not in a million years.
01:01:58Porsche, has it ever occurred to you that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:02:03A spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants any other way.
01:02:08You know the truth, witch.
01:02:10You're nothing.
01:02:12You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar.
01:02:16You're trash.
01:02:17A handicapped parking space that Anderson pulled into for five minutes because I was busy with Hamilton.
01:02:24Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:02:26That's right.
01:02:27So there's nothing stopping you and Anderson being together?
01:02:31Oh, now you're getting it.
01:02:33And yet, Anderson would rather be with trashy chicken nugget car parking than whatever this is.
01:02:41Ouch.
01:02:43That is a good point.
01:02:44Don't worry, Porsche.
01:02:49Your type is going straight to non-recyclable.
01:02:52You okay?
01:03:16What did you just do?
01:03:23You tripped on her hem.
01:03:24I mean, I tried to grab her, but...
01:03:26Bullshit.
01:03:27No, you better get out of here before I do something I regret.
01:03:30What, like not respond when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:34You fucking dropped that chocolate.
01:03:35I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:03:38Anderson, how do we go from hanging out all the time to this?
01:03:41I don't know.
01:03:43The sooner you're in the rear view, the better the road ahead looks.
01:03:45Fuck you!
01:03:47What a bunch of lies.
01:03:49Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:50Are you okay?
01:03:51It's okay, it's okay.
01:03:52I'm okay.
01:03:55You're not okay.
01:03:58I got you.
01:04:01You okay?
01:04:02I will be.
01:04:05Okay.
01:04:06Now don't go anywhere.
01:04:09I'm going to take your shoes off, okay?
01:04:12Is it bad?
01:04:13Yeah.
01:04:13It's going to need some strapping.
01:04:18Can we talk?
01:04:19If it's about my medical qualifications, it's okay.
01:04:23I have none.
01:04:26I just...
01:04:28I heard Portia say that she broke up at Hamilton to be with you.
01:04:33That's why I couldn't drive you to prom.
01:04:35You went to see Portia?
01:04:37Hamilton.
01:04:39Well, for a check.
01:04:40He kind of saw it coming.
01:04:42Poor guy.
01:04:43I don't understand.
01:04:45Why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when Portia's free?
01:04:49It's like she's in love with you.
01:04:51I don't love her.
01:04:53Portia and I, we were never together.
01:04:55What you saw that first day of school was Portia just being a brat.
01:04:59She always wants what she can't have.
01:05:01And I'd never do that to Hamilton.
01:05:04Why didn't you just say that?
01:05:06Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:09Because I had to be sure.
01:05:10Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:13Let's face it.
01:05:14You never would have believed me.
01:05:16I'm just a spoiled rich kid, right?
01:05:19Maybe I was wrong about that.
01:05:23About a lot of things.
01:05:24Maybe it's time to make things right.
01:05:35Uh, I got you something.
01:05:37I thought it would go with your dress.
01:05:48Wow.
01:05:49They're so lovely.
01:05:51Let me, um, let me put them on.
01:05:54No, no, no.
01:05:55You've already been too generous.
01:05:57It's easy for me to be generous food stamps.
01:05:59I have a trust one, remember?
01:06:07Oh, beautiful.
01:06:12They are beautiful.
01:06:15I wasn't talking about the earrings.
01:06:19How's your ankle?
01:06:21Better.
01:06:22We won't be doing a king and queen dance, though.
01:06:25Says who?
01:06:28Really?
01:06:30Come on.
01:06:30Uh, okay.
01:06:36Put your feet on mine.
01:06:42Okay.
01:06:51Is this real?
01:06:53Is this really happening?
01:06:55I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:00Wait.
01:07:29I'm sorry.
01:07:30I know.
01:07:32You gotta do the lace at the back.
01:07:34Yes.
01:08:04I know they went this way.
01:08:12Edison has to listen to me.
01:08:14I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:16Once he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is,
01:08:20he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:22He'll see that.
01:08:26How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:28Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:48If you're worried about us being seen together,
01:08:50we don't need to hang.
01:08:52What? You're sick of me already?
01:08:56Hey.
01:08:58You're mine.
01:09:00But your dad still hates me.
01:09:02Yup.
01:09:04And you know what?
01:09:06He can go fuck himself.
01:09:08In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:14Come on.
01:09:18Hi.
01:09:19My one, have they finished printing?
01:09:22Oh my god.
01:09:24It looks amazing.
01:09:25This is so good news for us.
01:09:27And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:31You know, I really do think Harper is a witch.
01:09:33I think she probably sleeps like Eye of New in Anderson's coffee.
01:09:37And Eye of Penis into his mouth.
01:09:39The slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:43This is gonna finish her once and for all.
01:09:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:59This can't be happening, no.
01:10:01You know what?
01:10:03Give us a smile.
01:10:05Or, you know, a sickly grin, if that's all you can manage.
01:10:11You did this?
01:10:13No.
01:10:14remember why are you doing this well you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom so
01:10:20i'm telling the truth about you it's only fair that innocent knows what you do to your boyfriends
01:10:25you're horrible and you're a thief so i check my jewelry and guess what half of it's missing
01:10:32what no no you're a liar you're finished here rag if you hurry you might be able to clean out
01:10:39your locker before the police arrive what the hell is this this is someone who stole her ex's
01:10:45$15,000 gold watch and my jewelry is this true you have a police record that's not true i would
01:10:55never steal from anyone too funny why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little chest
01:11:02you feel bad right
01:11:04tell me
01:11:12there was this guy friend at my last school and he's the reason i don't trust rich kids
01:11:19he lied to the cops about me stealing his watch because i wouldn't go out with him
01:11:25what to punish you
01:11:27he knew i couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself you believe me don't you
01:11:33harper don't answer that son
01:11:37father what are you doing here
01:11:39pasha called me this girl's made enough of a fool out of you i want to see you caught up in whatever
01:11:45other crimes she's committed
01:11:47this is savage i didn't steal from anyone i promise you
01:11:50having a call gives people like you a chance to be better
01:11:54and i always backfired that's not fair
01:11:57you don't know her
01:11:59as president of the parents committee i'm going to do everything i can
01:12:04to have your scholarship revoked and have you expelled
01:12:07in fact i'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever
01:12:10what
01:12:11harper
01:12:14your dad's right anderson
01:12:18even if you don't care about me
01:12:20i still care about you please don't let her drag you down any further
01:12:24exactly let's just get things back to normal
01:12:27harper
01:12:32jesus she's gone
01:12:37come on
01:12:41come on pick up please harper
01:12:47your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system
01:12:51come on
01:13:02call harper
01:13:11call hamilton
01:13:22hey
01:13:27hey some shit's going down
01:13:30dude look harper's run off
01:13:32i'm looking for her but she's blocking my calls
01:13:35i need you to call her
01:13:36hopefully she'll pick up for you please man
01:13:38i don't know man this seems like it's between you and harper
01:13:42look hamilton i'm the last person she wants to see right now
01:13:46if you don't help me she's going to disappear forever and i'll never see her again
01:13:49you gotta help me man please
01:13:52harper
01:13:54hey
01:13:57thanks for agreeing to talk to me
01:13:59why do you suddenly care
01:14:02apologize to her
01:14:03do it now
01:14:04i stood by and let portia do some shitty things
01:14:09i'm sorry about that
01:14:11it's fine
01:14:13doesn't matter none of it does
01:14:15it's over now
01:14:16ask her if she's gonna let portia run her out of town
01:14:19are you really gonna let portia run you out of town
01:14:23she's right
01:14:24i don't belong here
01:14:27people like her just know everything's gonna be okay
01:14:30hasn't she ever felt that way before
01:14:34haven't you ever felt that way
01:14:36yeah i guess
01:14:38with anderson
01:14:40even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time it just felt safe with it
01:14:46ask her
01:14:48if she's really gonna let portia take that away from her
01:14:52are you really gonna let portia take that away from you
01:14:56it was a fifteen thousand dollar bretling watch
01:15:04you wore a man's watch
01:15:06brent
01:15:07gave me the watch
01:15:10because
01:15:11he wanted me to go out with him
01:15:13and when i didn't go out with him
01:15:16he told the police that i stole it
01:15:19and i couldn't prove that he was lying
01:15:22let's see it for miss leon
01:15:23thank you sir
01:15:25well we often leave our lockers unlocked
01:15:28because well no one needs to steal anything
01:15:30i took my jewelry off for jim
01:15:33and then i found it stolen
01:15:34and the my
01:15:35sorry
01:15:36maya and maya
01:15:38said that they saw harper going through my life
01:15:40lockers
01:15:41normally i would say this is miss leon's word against yours
01:15:44but it's not
01:15:46it's the police's word
01:15:48another young man's word
01:15:49and miss leon's word against yours
01:15:51unless you have other evidence
01:15:55not evidence but i worked so hard for this
01:16:01why would i risk everything to take some jewelry it doesn't make any sense
01:16:06you people like you always want what they can't have
01:16:10is that all you have to say harper
01:16:11well in that case i have to cancel your scholarship and report this to the police
01:16:19no
01:16:21stop
01:16:24you all need to see this
01:16:27you all need to see this
01:16:29i have a sworn statement from brent mitchell
01:16:33saying that he lied about harper stealing the watch
01:16:37he gave it to her
01:16:38to make her like him
01:16:39when she rejected him
01:16:41he lied to the police
01:16:42to punish her
01:16:43for god's sake anderson
01:16:45what you got over you
01:16:46have some dignity
01:16:47here
01:16:53is all of porsche's stolen jewelry
01:16:56oh my god
01:17:00you found it
01:17:02oh thank you
01:17:03thank you thank you
01:17:04yeah i found it
01:17:06in your bedside table
01:17:07is this true
01:17:09i was doing everyone a favor
01:17:13she'll never be one of us
01:17:14why can't you all see
01:17:15what a filthy little slut she is
01:17:17she plays the victim
01:17:18so we all feel sorry for her
01:17:20we've heard more than enough from you miss leon
01:17:22now
01:17:24miss sullivan
01:17:26what to make of all of this
01:17:28your accusers say oh you a very sincere apology
01:17:33your scholarship is safe
01:17:35and i'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to harvard
01:17:39to help make up this
01:17:41thank you dean matthews
01:17:44and anderson
01:17:44now
01:17:46miss leon
01:17:48what to do with you
01:17:49please don't expel me
01:17:51my parents will kill me
01:17:52i don't know how to thank you but you fixed everything
01:17:59harvard
01:17:59the way i feel about you
01:18:02you think you've won don't you
01:18:03but you haven't
01:18:05not by a long shot
01:18:07you might think you're in love but this will not work
01:18:11yeah
01:18:11you'll both come to realize that
01:18:13she's not like us
01:18:14no it's deeper than that
01:18:15you'll always feel secure and she never will
01:18:18you'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess
01:18:21because you're such a great role model
01:18:23four wives
01:18:24all gone
01:18:25harper is the most amazing
01:18:28smartest most determined person
01:18:30i've ever met
01:18:31anderson
01:18:32drop her
01:18:33if you make me choose
01:18:34i'll choose her
01:18:35over you
01:18:37every time
01:18:38anderson
01:18:38you don't mean that
01:18:39listen clearly
01:18:40if you want me to stay in your life
01:18:42you accept harper
01:18:44or i'm gone
01:18:45i hope he's right about you
01:18:49because every woman i've ever met
01:18:51is in it for the money
01:18:53with all due respect
01:18:55i don't really care what you think
01:18:56anderson what did you just do
01:19:05i stood up for my girl
01:19:08so i'm your girl
01:19:10so i'm your girl
01:19:12well that depends
01:19:14do you wanna be my girl
01:19:17i don't know
01:19:20what's that job entail
01:19:22it's a full-time job food stamps
01:19:24we'll probably do
01:19:27a lot of this
01:19:28and i'll probably say things like
01:19:35i love you harper
01:19:37i've never met anyone like you
01:19:39well i don't want to rush into anything but
01:19:42i think i could handle all that
01:19:43and i'll make you feel safe
01:19:48every day of your life
01:19:50i love you so much
01:19:53anderson savage
01:19:54i love you harper sullivan
01:19:57miss sullivan
01:20:07miss sullivan
01:20:21what's this
01:20:25maybe some further questions from harvard
01:20:26they had some for me too
01:20:28oh shit
01:20:29sorry dean
01:20:30look sams
01:20:36just open it
01:20:38it's my confirmation
01:20:48i'm in i'm definitely in
01:20:50oh my god
01:20:51i don't mean to steal your thunder but
01:20:56i got an early offer too
01:20:59looks like we'll both be going to harvard next year
01:21:02can't get rid of me that easily food stamps
01:21:04i guess i'm gonna have to try harder then
01:21:07it's perfect everything's perfect
01:21:10hey
01:21:18your mom would be really proud of you
01:21:20you know that right
01:21:22i do
01:21:24i think about what it'd be like
01:21:34the days are hard enough i can't imagine
01:21:38i can't can't imagine
01:21:40i can't can't imagine the night
01:21:43you
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