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Coronation Street 12th February 2026
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00:00music plays
00:35oh dear you're branded
00:41now everyone will know you're mine
00:51hiya
00:52you journaling?
00:54ah journaling ooh aye
00:55I had the most wonderful evening
00:58with the most super girl last night
01:00what a hoot
01:02well it is and you say that
01:03because the girl had a super
01:06time too
01:08nah if you must know I'm doing a food order
01:10oh well do us a favour and get some more prawn cocktail crisp
01:13I go mad for a me
01:14which is actually weird because
01:16prawn cocktails usually make me bomb
01:18big time
01:18nah it's um ingredients for the hot food
01:21duh
01:23but did you just do me?
01:25I dared I definitely dared
01:27listen I'm going to my mate's party tonight
01:29in Fallowfield
01:30a student thing
01:31um
01:31do you fancy tagging along?
01:34students as in?
01:35uni students
01:36come on we'll have a laugh
01:37not going to be like reading and that are they?
01:40no what kind of party would that be?
01:41well I don't know if you were some posh writer
01:43like the Hunger Games woman for example
01:44you might think it race
01:45did a woman write the Hunger Games?
01:47I know
01:47Ollie
01:48we'll be getting the vote next can you believe it?
01:50parcel for Driscoll
01:51oh cheers mate
01:52I need to get a picture
01:55oh for the parcel
01:56yeah
01:56that's mine cheers mate
01:58really?
01:59really
02:03wonder what he's been ordering
02:04personality
02:09oi
02:11will you get off there?
02:13how'd you like it if I came round your gaff and lent against your dad's motor?
02:16probably kick your head in
02:17I'll get George to kick your head in if you don't shift it
02:20come on
02:20yeah we need to get to school anyway
02:22yes
02:23you do
02:23hey
02:24what's that on his neck?
02:25he's got a massive love bite on his neck
02:27oh do one you ginormous pleb
02:29go on
02:29excuse me
02:30Todd
02:31I don't really think we need to be squabbling with teenagers on the street when we've got important clients inside
02:35do we?
02:37no George
02:44there you were lads
02:48there you were what?
02:53oh
02:54great
02:54milk of two sugars and they can put you with loads of brown sauce
02:57right
02:59did I make you jump?
03:00yeah you did a bit
03:01yeah
03:02I know you're dead busy because Shona's with Harper and all that and I just I want to do my
03:06bits so yeah
03:07no no it's thank you
03:10does my sister not normally make you breakfast most mornings?
03:13er she says she doesn't like bringing her work home with her so
03:16oh right well as long as I'm sticking around you can rely on me to keep your strength up it's
03:20the least I can do in it
03:21yeah
03:23I just don't want you you know think you're overstretching yourself that's all
03:27hey I did a lot of gymnastics as a kid
03:29stretch is my middle name
03:31right well er I'll see you later
03:33I'll see you first
03:45you want to take that off
03:47make it look like you're stopping
03:49I'll explain later
03:50well it's redonkulous
03:53hey I wonder what this meeting's about
03:55I'm quite excited you know
03:57I imagine she just wants to thank us for you know
03:59for giving her mother such a special send-off
04:01right Annie's just finishing off a call out there
04:03she's got a face on her like a bag of spanners
04:05whatever happened to her
04:06seeing the beauty in someone eh
04:07no no no she looks like she's in a foul mood
04:12well you got that right
04:14Annie
04:15hi
04:17well erm
04:18I think we can crack on with this meeting
04:21no wonder you're grinning like the Cheshire Cat
04:24you must be laughing all the way to the bank
04:26sorry
04:27oh you will be by the time I finish with you
04:29I don't really
04:30my poor mother
04:31a kindly God-fearing woman and you manipulated her
04:35erm
04:36took advantage of her in her last few days
04:38just to get your name in the will
04:40I did no such thing
04:41oh yeah
04:42well how come she's left you a fortune
04:44has she?
04:46Annie
04:47I can assure you
04:49that I pride myself on being professional
04:51right down to my fingertips
04:52oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
04:52and what do you do with those fingertips eh?
04:55I'll tell you what you do
04:56you dip into old ladies handbags don't you?
04:58oh look there's a fiver
05:00oh there's a twenty
05:01you'd have gone to the last supper you
05:03and nipped the plates
05:05my mother always used to say
05:07how lovely you were
05:10when me dad pegged it
05:11of course you were
05:13it's all part of your con artistry
05:16what?
05:17and I know you're in on it too
05:18me?
05:19oh yes
05:20organ grinder
05:22monkey
05:23dread to think
05:24well that makes me
05:24I know Ian Scousebird with big hair
05:28erm
05:28I'm actually from the Wirral
05:29so
05:30technically true
05:31and excuse me
05:32but I am not in on anything
05:34yes
05:35because there is nothing to be in on
05:37oh alright
05:38alright
05:38alright
05:39smashy and nicey
05:40no need to gang up on me
05:43we'll just have to get the law to sort it
05:45the law?
05:47oh
05:47there's an echo
05:49sorry
05:49how much has she left him?
05:51exactly
05:53do you wear contacts?
05:56no
05:56oh
05:58must just be the pound signs
05:59reflecting in your eyes
06:00sorry there's no talking to her
06:01the best part of ten grand
06:02if you must know
06:05a life savings
06:08so
06:09I guess I'll see you
06:11in court
06:17Megan
06:18Megan
06:18hey
06:19I've got you something
06:20can we meet later
06:21and we can
06:21keep your voice down
06:23sorry
06:23I'm just so excited about later
06:25come on girls
06:26stop going later
06:27get to class
06:29well
06:29if you hand your coursework in late
06:31then you're going to have to deal with the consequences
06:32you know that
06:33I know that
06:34we all know that
06:35alright
06:36alright
06:43you give new meaning to the word reckless
06:46it's cool though right
06:47just think of my job yeah
06:53well I'm replying to lost property emails today
06:55hmm
06:56you know when I was at police training college
06:58I could only dream of days like this
07:00pop a little Jane Tennyson aren't you
07:02yeah
07:03minus the drink problem
07:04hopefully
07:06well I don't know about that
07:09oh
07:11well this looks nice
07:12hmm
07:13it's a year since I've had an open sandwich
07:15is that what we're calling it is it
07:17just ran out of bread
07:19I was obsessed with Jane Tennyson when I was growing up you know
07:21I bet you were obsessed with the actress more like
07:26mind you
07:26she doesn't love a bit of Dame Melanie
07:29well they did end up doing her job I suppose
07:32oh yeah
07:33that dead famous episode of Prime Suspect
07:35where she gets put in charge of the lost property
07:37do you fancy wearing this open sandwich
07:39probably preferable to eat it
07:41I don't do back at work in ten anyway
07:44oh I'll get it
07:46I don't know
07:47you do anything to avoid my food
07:49what is it with my food
07:50who me
07:51mmm
07:51you
07:52young lady
07:55oh hiya
07:56hiya
07:58oh
07:58right yeah
07:59sauce for interrupting
08:00I'd offer you somebody's borderline minging
08:02are you alright then
08:04no
08:05not really I
08:05need to speak to Betsy quick
08:06alright Bets
08:08are you okay
08:10um
08:13look I really need your help
08:29oh
08:38hi
08:39spilt peroxide all down me top
08:42I'm gonna have to change it
08:43flaming stinks
08:45what's happened
08:46sorry
08:47I've done something terrible
08:49you have to believe it was an accident
08:50oh
08:50I knocked it when I was cleaning
08:52I've
08:53oh
08:53it's all smashed
08:54I'm so sorry
08:55oh no don't worry
08:56maybe we can
08:57replace a frame
09:00I feel like I've
09:02jinxed your marriage
09:03or something
09:04what
09:05oh no
09:07don't be daft
09:08that was
09:08that was jinxed years ago
09:11really
09:14well I'm joking
09:16er
09:17yeah it's fine
09:18you know
09:18it's
09:18it's just glass
09:19that's all
09:21school
09:22hello
09:24yeah
09:25speaking
09:26oh
09:27is she alright
09:31well
09:32shall I come down
09:36er
09:37yeah
09:38okay
09:39yeah
09:39fine
09:40well I'll be there as soon as I can
09:42yeah
09:42alright
09:43cheers
09:43bye bye
09:44bye
09:46what's happened
09:48I don't know
09:48Lily's crying at the school
09:50she won't say why
09:51right well let's get down there then
09:53quick
09:54oh no you don't have to call
09:55no no no no
09:56Shona would want me there
09:57I'm not taking no for an answer
09:58and anyway
09:59look how good I am at cleaning
10:01oh on me top
10:02I have to change that
10:03no you'll have to change it later
10:04come on
10:04come on let's go
10:09George not paying you enough
10:11sorry
10:12oh it's just you're
10:13in the reduced stuff
10:14that's all
10:16erm
10:16frugal's my middle name
10:19although I have
10:20forgotten my
10:21wallet at the floor
10:22oh you can
10:23pay with your phone
10:24if you want
10:24er
10:24yeah but erm
10:25it's not working properly
10:27I'll flop back later
10:28do you want to
10:29I'll end a tenner mate
10:31er
10:31the correct word is borrow
10:33and
10:33no I don't
10:34thank you
10:35I was only being nice
10:36please don't put yourself out of my account
10:38not as nice
10:39as whoever it was
10:40that gave you that massive bruise
10:41on your neck though
10:43do you think you might be pregnant
10:44you shot your whinging little grid
10:46for once in your life
10:47hey
10:47you capable of that
10:49I don't know
10:51I tell you what
10:52sunshine
10:52no you know what I'll tell you
10:53there's only one whinger here
10:55you keep your nose in your business
10:58and I'll keep my side of the street clean
11:00okay
11:00might need a brush for that mate
11:02is everything alright with you two
11:04don't tempt me fella
11:05and some concealer for your
11:07finger
11:07I would take that brush
11:08and I would crack it over your tatty hands
11:10son
11:10hey back off mate
11:13what's going on
11:29you need to rein him in
11:30he's a liability mouth on him
11:32he's a kid
11:33he didn't sound much like a kid
11:35when he was asking me if I was pregnant
11:37what's he talking about mate
11:38it was a joke
11:40because he didn't have any more on air
11:41and he offered to lend him a tenner
11:42all he did was give me abuse
11:43same this morning
11:45you were leaning on the hearse
11:47leaning on the hearse
11:48I was just stubbed by it
11:49you little liar
11:51Todd chill out
11:51you sound younger than him
11:53didn't he offer to lend him a tenner
11:55well yeah he did
11:56see
11:57and you can't really take the moral high ground
11:59when you're walking around with a great big hickey on your neck
12:01like a lovesick schoolgirl
12:03in future you've got a problem with him yeah
12:05speak to me
12:05I'll sort it out
12:06instead of showing yourself up in the two for one aisle
12:09it's not two for one
12:10well it should be
12:15not a big deal
12:15yeah
12:17yeah
12:18I mean I won't say it's a date
12:19of course it's a date isn't it Betsy
12:21did he say the word date though
12:23no he didn't
12:24but lads don't do they
12:24and girls don't to be honest
12:26do you know what
12:26I'm having second thoughts about the whole thing
12:28but he likes you
12:29I mean you get the vibe that he likes you
12:32well yeah we had a mint time at the bistro yesterday
12:34but
12:35look
12:36it's like he looks at me as a laugh
12:38like a mate
12:38you know
12:39Annie's not long been out of a relationship
12:41with that annoying lawyer
12:43she's not annoying
12:44Dee Dee's dead nice
12:45but she's in Singapore
12:46so it's not like you're treading on anybody's toes
12:48they asked her up right
12:50I don't think so
12:52Annie's asked you to a party
12:55yeah
12:55it's 100% a date
13:00I thought everything was sorted now
13:03I got you a cup thingy
13:04it's not a cup thingy
13:05it's an aggro ring
13:05get it right
13:06but it's not even that
13:14right
13:16listen
13:20when I was at school
13:21there was this
13:22one girl
13:24Tiffany Murgatroyd
13:25oh she was a right cow
13:27really had it in for me she did
13:29her and her gaggle of mates
13:30made my life hell
13:33nothing I said
13:34nothing I did
13:35nothing I wore
13:36was ever good enough for that
13:38gang of witches
13:39you get what I'm saying Lils
13:41it's a bit like that at our place
13:43is it
13:43they all
13:44they just take the mick
13:47out of you
13:48why
13:49because I've got a fake
13:50because dad was too tired to buy me the real one
13:53I thought they were joking at first
13:54but they won't let it drop
13:55they're supposed to be my mates
13:59some mates they are right
14:02it's really sad that isn't it
14:04for me
14:05no
14:06not for you
14:07for them
14:09so what
14:09they've got some
14:10some stupid
14:12cup thing
14:13to drink some pathetic drink out of
14:14big deal
14:15do you know what I bet
14:16they've not got
14:18a loving family
14:19like you do
14:21and that's
14:22well
14:23that's way more important
14:25than any
14:26stripey
14:27recycled
14:27metal rubbish
14:28in the world
14:29innit
14:33great
14:33thank you
14:35one hot chocolate
14:36please Nina
14:37coming up
14:39so
14:40how are you feeling
14:40about tomorrow
14:42the restorative justice meeting
14:44yeah
14:44not bad
14:45actually
14:45not too bad
14:46just want to know
14:47why the guy left me for dead
14:50million dollar question
14:51hey
14:52sorry
14:55was everything okay
14:56between you and
14:57Will Driscoll earlier
14:59you didn't look very happy
15:00oh yeah
15:01yeah
15:02nothing I can't handle
15:03just
15:03typical teenage boy stuff
15:05coursework's late
15:06blah blah blah
15:10speaking of
15:11teenage boys
15:13three o'clock
15:16he's been acting really weird
15:18around me recently
15:19really
15:20he can't stand me
15:23really
15:25I offered to help him
15:26with the last bit of his
15:27coursework
15:27because I thought he was
15:28struggling
15:28but
15:29he didn't want to know
15:31he was quite off with me
15:32actually
15:35do you want me to
15:36have a word with him
15:38I think they're talking
15:39about you
15:40you know
15:41who was it
15:41who once said
15:42it's better to be talked
15:43about than not
15:45Oscar Wilde
15:46though actually
15:47you're paraphrasing
15:48yeah I know
15:49I just thought
15:50I'd rewrite it for him
15:53no I can cope with him
15:55how pathetic would that be
15:56running to my boyfriend
15:58every time a kid so much
15:59as gives me the evils
16:03you alright sir
16:05miss
16:05Sam
16:06hi Sam
16:13that all seemed perfectly
16:14civil to me
16:17performative
16:24hey
16:24hiya
16:25I got you this
16:26where have you been
16:28I've been going up my mind here
16:30you've heard what she said
16:31didn't you
16:31of course he did
16:33legal action
16:34I'm going to have to
16:35engage a solicitor
16:36take some advice
16:37what that Adam fellow
16:38he seems like a nice chap
16:39I could lose everything
16:41hey
16:42talk like that
16:43is banned
16:44she's just jealous
16:45because you were nicer
16:46to the old girl
16:47than she was
16:48and you're
16:48reaping the rewards
16:49yeah but I'm not interested
16:50in having her money
16:51don't look
16:52a gift horse
16:53up his what's it
16:54you can't help it
16:55if you're a very nice person
16:56and she's toxic
16:57and a certain
16:59mother
16:59has seen through it
17:02what do you think
17:02about it Todd
17:03about what
17:05about the whole situation
17:07I can see
17:08both sides
17:09I guess
17:10sorry
17:11I need a mask
17:16you don't think
17:17this is too much
17:17for a student party
17:18do you
17:18you look amazing
17:20try to think of it
17:21as a party
17:21not a student party
17:23okay
17:25come on
17:25we'll be late
17:26for registration
17:27but
17:29what do you mean
17:37you sing it
17:38Leanne's on mine tonight
17:39I'm just gonna hang here
17:40for a bit
17:40if that's alright
17:41I've not made my mind up yet
17:42I'm on a bit of a roll
17:44okay
17:45sure cool
18:02was that my dad
18:02going out just then
18:03oh yeah yeah
18:05did you not hear him
18:05he did shout up
18:06no
18:07I had my music on
18:08what are you watching
18:10oh just some
18:12wildlife rubbish
18:13glad I don't live
18:14on the Serengeti
18:17hey
18:19I was thinking
18:21do you know
18:21what I did
18:22to them bullies
18:22that time
18:23yeah
18:25Tiffany Murgatroyd
18:26yeah that's the one
18:26they're in her pals
18:29well I've got
18:29the perfect way
18:30of dealing
18:30with people like that
18:31what do you do
18:32if your mates
18:33ever say anything
18:34vile to you
18:35ever again
18:37smack them
18:38in the face
18:40show them who's boss
18:42and if that fails
18:43well
18:44try knocking the teeth
18:45out with your
18:45agra-rain dupe
18:48you're hilarious
18:52life
18:53it's all about
18:54survival of the fittest
19:12come here
19:18come here
19:19come here
19:26show's your mark
19:28show me
19:34just had a phone call
19:36of my friend
19:38Gary
19:40I can explain
19:41I don't want an explanation
19:42I want a promise
19:43it was just that
19:45you won't show me up
19:45like that again
19:46okay
19:46I won't
19:48I don't want Gary
19:49telling me
19:50to keep you
19:52under control
19:53at least we look weak
19:55on that day
19:57you know that I'll
19:58put up with any old rubbish
20:00right
20:00you and I both know what
20:05look it was Jake
20:06alright
20:07he was taking the mick
20:08about
20:08about what
20:11this
20:12this
20:14I didn't want
20:15any of this
20:22you're saying
20:23you didn't want to
20:23have sex with me
20:23last night
20:28well
20:29no
20:31but
20:32but
20:33what
20:35because it
20:35was consensual
20:36have I ever got that wrong
20:39no
20:41yeah
20:44it was
20:45it was
20:46consensual
20:48good
20:48because
20:49what are you talking
20:50it makes me sound a bit
20:51you know
20:53no
20:53I'm not saying that
20:54I mean
20:56what is this
20:57your twisted way
20:58of saying that
20:58you don't enjoy sex with me
20:59no
21:00I'm not saying that
21:01at all
21:01because I wouldn't believe you
21:02even if you did
21:03not judging by your responses
21:07come here
21:10come here
21:17love me in the eye
21:22tell me you love me
21:27I love you
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21:43Saturday here at 8.30
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21:49Saturday at 9.35
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