00:05Mom
00:11Dad
00:16Bingo
00:22Louie
00:25Ooh, yeah! Shake it, Louie!
00:30Oh, why did you stop?
00:32I don't like this part of the song.
00:34You gotta take the good with the bad, kids.
00:36Why are there forks in the spoon, bitch?
00:40The same reason all the cupboards are left open,
00:42there's an apron in the sink,
00:44and the fridge door's never shut.
00:46You're Dad.
00:47Does that mean you don't like Dad?
00:49What?
00:50Well, you're saying that because the cupboard door...
00:53How's it going, single ladies?
00:55Hey, Dad!
00:56Oh, hey, morning, kids.
00:57How was your run, sweetheart?
00:59Uh-uh!
01:00What?
01:00He's not yours anymore, he's ours.
01:03Yeah, he belongs to us.
01:05But I want a smoochy kiss.
01:07No, you can't have him!
01:09What? Why not?
01:10You said you don't like him
01:12because he leaves the cupboard doors open.
01:14What?
01:14I never!
01:16Come here!
01:16Give me a smoochy!
01:18He's ours!
01:20He's mine!
01:21Get around!
01:22Ladies, ladies, there's plenty to go round.
01:25Bingo!
01:26Egg beater!
01:27Oh, yeah!
01:28Egg beater!
01:29Beat Bingo!
01:31Yeah!
01:32Yeah!
01:33Yeah!
01:34Yeah!
01:34Ah!
01:34Whisker time!
01:36Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey!
01:37Fuck that shield!
01:38Bingo!
01:39Get Dad out of here!
01:40Okay!
01:41Come here, you!
01:42Yeah!
01:44Yeah!
01:45Yeah!
01:49Well, good luck with that.
01:52This episode of Bluey is called Smoochy Kiss.
01:56This way.
01:58This way.
01:59Keep on eye out for Mum, Bingo!
02:01She just wants a smoochy kiss.
02:03No more smoochy kisses for her.
02:05Yeah, you belong to us.
02:07All right, so am I still married?
02:09We'll figure that out later.
02:10But now we have to get you somewhere safe.
02:12Yeah, come with you!
02:14You are pitously good.
02:16Ew!
02:17So is this one!
02:18Yeah, I've just been for a run.
02:20Okay, well, just keep your arms down, please.
02:23All right.
02:25Come on.
02:26Check for Mum, Bingo.
02:27She could be hiding.
02:29Okay.
02:31Hmm.
02:34Ew!
02:34Dad, what's that?
02:36Huh?
02:36Oh.
02:37Looks like gravy.
02:39Ew!
02:40Yep, gravy.
02:41She's not here.
02:42I looked everywhere.
02:43Yikes!
02:44No!
02:45Smoochy kiss!
02:49Me as well?
02:50Yes!
02:51Okay.
02:53I just want a smoochy kiss.
02:56Come on!
02:57Hey, kids, I actually need the toilet.
02:59What?
02:59No way, it's too risky.
03:01Oh, well, your mum lets me go to the toilet.
03:04Ugh.
03:05Okay.
03:07It's clear.
03:08Okay, do your business and do it quickly.
03:11Yes, boss.
03:12And peeing only.
03:14Deal.
03:15I'll stay here.
03:16Bingo, you guard outside.
03:18Okay.
03:18Oh, that's it.
03:20Keep your eye out for Mum.
03:22She'll do anything for a smoochy kiss.
03:25Can't say a blamer.
03:32Are you almost finished?
03:34Almost.
03:35Ow!
03:36Oh, duck cake!
03:37What happened?
03:38Nothing.
03:39Nothing.
03:41Why are you hopping?
03:43I peeing on my foot.
03:44Ah!
03:45Why did you pee on your foot?
03:47I wasn't paying attention.
03:48Why not?
03:49I was trying to put a nose hair out.
03:51You've got hairs in your nose?
03:53That's disgusting.
03:55Welcome to middle age, kid.
03:56Ah!
03:57What are you doing now?
03:58What's it look like?
03:59I'm washing the pee off my foot.
04:01But that's the laundry tub!
04:03So?
04:04It's done for washing pee off your foot!
04:07Well, it is now.
04:08Ah!
04:09Is everything alright?
04:11Huh?
04:13I don't remember that box being there.
04:16Oh, well.
04:18Bluey!
04:20Hey, did that box move?
04:24This is outrageous.
04:25Toughen up, kid.
04:26Ah!
04:27That's my shirt!
04:29Now you're hardly wearing it.
04:31Bluey!
04:31Are you sure everything goes...
04:35This box is definitely getting...
04:39Ah!
04:40The bum is eating!
04:43Oh, no!
04:44It's Mum!
04:44She's here!
04:45Alright.
04:46Where to, boss?
04:47Um...
04:48Okay.
04:48Look.
04:49You still belong to us.
04:51But you have to promise not to do any more disgusting things.
04:55Okay.
04:56I promise.
04:57No more disgusting things.
04:58Good.
04:59Let's go.
05:00Hang on.
05:00One more.
05:03Bluey!
05:04What is it?
05:05That's a bit of floppy!
05:07Oh, you sure did.
05:08Let me in the box!
05:11Quick!
05:12Mum!
05:12Now's your chance for a smoochy kiss!
05:14Alright!
05:14Ah!
05:15No!
05:16Mum!
05:16Don't go near him!
05:17What?
05:18Why?
05:19It's not safe!
05:20Oh!
05:21Bandit!
05:22Whew!
05:22It's travelling!
05:23Come on!
05:24We have to get you out of here!
05:25Smoochy, smoochy, smoochy!
05:28We have to hide you!
05:30Oh!
05:30Don't be silly!
05:32Smoochy, smoochy, smoochy!
05:33Stop that!
05:34Watch out, Bandit!
05:35She's got Basil!
05:36But I want a smoochy kiss!
05:39No!
05:39Just a small one?
05:41Mum!
05:41I've got news for you!
05:42That guy is disgusting!
05:45Yeah!
05:45Oh, what are you talking about?
05:48Okay, first, he eats his own gravy stains!
05:51True!
05:51His armpits are stinky!
05:53Correct!
05:54His nose is hairy!
05:56Very hairy!
05:57He does fluffies!
05:59Stinky fluffies!
06:00And he peed on his own foot!
06:02Oh!
06:03That's a new one!
06:04It's not actually!
06:05He's a grub!
06:06Kids!
06:07I'm used to all that!
06:09What?!
06:10You gotta take the good with the bad!
06:12Yeah, your mum's no bunch of roses either!
06:14Have you ever smelled a breath in the morning?
06:16No!
06:19And that's before I've had my sardines!
06:23Ew!
06:24And that's just one of the long list of disgusting things that I will keep to myself!
06:31Kids, if you're gonna belong to someone, you better toughen up!
06:36Keep each other!
06:39Folks for me...
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