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00:06MUM!
00:11DAD!
00:17BINGO!
00:22Louie!
00:26Louie, come on, chew with your mouth shut.
00:28Sorry, Dad, I keep forgetting.
00:30That's okay.
00:32Louie!
00:33Sorry!
00:34Well, if you won't listen to me, maybe you'll listen to...
00:37UNICORSE!
00:38How's it going, Seven Dodgers?
00:40Well, Unicorse, Louie keeps chewing with her mouth open.
00:45So?
00:46I chew with my mouth open all the time!
00:48Watch!
00:50Did you just eat a tick from your own hair?
00:53Yep!
00:54You know what, kids?
00:57Don't listen to Unicorse.
00:58What? Why not?
01:00Because you're a grub.
01:01You don't brush your teeth, you don't eat vegetables, and you don't take showers.
01:06Grub.
01:07But that's why we like him.
01:09He doesn't care that he's a grub.
01:10I'm happy with who I am.
01:12Why should I change?
01:13Morning, Bluebears!
01:20Who is that?
01:22That's her mum!
01:23Well...
01:23Well...
01:24I'm gonna marry your mum!
01:26What?
01:26Stop!
01:27She's already married!
01:30And...
01:30What should I...
01:31You would care if you knew who she was married to?
01:35Yeah.
01:35He's a pretty smooth guy.
01:36Not as smooth as me!
01:38Check it!
01:40Hey, Toots!
01:41When are we getting married?
01:44Smooth!
01:44I'd say...
01:46Never.
01:46Hey, hey, hey!
01:47Check me out first!
01:49Mmm!
01:50Mmm!
01:51Is that chilli sauce?
01:53It's sweet chilli sauce.
01:55Care for a lick?
01:56Tempting, but no.
01:57You look like you've never cleaned your teeth, brushed your hair, or had a shower in your
02:01life!
02:06Well, you gave it a good shot.
02:07Now, I think you'd best be getting off.
02:09No, don't stop!
02:10I ain't going nowhere until your mum and I are together!
02:14Hooray!
02:15Oh, man.
02:15What were all those things she said?
02:17Teeth combing and showers?
02:20Showers!
02:21Whatever!
02:22Show me how to do them!
02:23Okay, come with us!
02:24Alright!
02:25The thing is, I'll do this to myself.
02:29I don't know what that says!
02:30I can't read!
02:32This is toothpaste!
02:34Do I eat it?
02:34No!
02:35It makes your teeth bleed!
02:37What does this button do?
02:38Ah!
02:39Ah!
02:39Get it!
02:40Get it!
02:41Ah!
02:42It's freezing!
02:43Ah!
02:44Ah!
02:45Ow!
02:46Ow!
02:46That's it!
02:47You get the horn!
02:52Gah!
02:53Gah!
02:54Gah!
02:55Gah!
02:56Maybe self-improvement just isn't for you.
02:58Listen, Unicorns.
02:59No one wants to eat broccoli.
03:02Except me.
03:03You just have to do it.
03:04But why do I have to?
03:06Because she wants to marry mum.
03:07And she loves broccoli eaters.
03:10Okay.
03:11Let's do this!
03:12Gah!
03:15Gah!
03:17Gah!
03:18Gah!
03:20Gah!
03:20Gah!
03:21Gah!
03:21Gah!
03:23Gah!
03:23Gah!
03:24Okay.
03:25You're ready.
03:25Go and talk to mum.
03:27Okay.
03:27A quick tick for the road.
03:29Whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:30You cannot eat a tick in front of mum.
03:32You got that?
03:33Okay.
03:34Yep.
03:34Got it.
03:34You got that, Dad?
03:36What's it got to do with me?
03:38Yeah.
03:38What's it got to do with him?
03:41Hi!
03:42Sorry, Toot.
03:43I mean, love.
03:44I didn't mean to scare you.
03:45That's okay.
03:46I've just stepped out of the shower and brushed my teeth.
03:49And I'm wondering, would you like to join me for some broccoli?
03:54Broccoli!
03:55I mean, broccoli.
03:56Well, I must say, you really have cleaned yourself up.
04:00And I love your little bow tie.
04:03Okay, yes, I'd love it.
04:04Oh my gosh!
04:05Yeah!
04:06Yeah!
04:07Wait, no!
04:08Come back!
04:09Yeah!
04:10Well, that could have gone a bit better.
04:13Dad!
04:13What?
04:14Oh, I'm sorry, kids.
04:16I couldn't help it.
04:17It's not your fault, Unicorns.
04:19Yeah, it's his.
04:20Me?
04:21Him?
04:22I don't understand.
04:23I'm the one who ate the tick.
04:25Unicorns, you're a puppet.
04:27He controls you.
04:31Ah, that's a good one.
04:33Haha, yeah.
04:33Dad!
04:35You are a puppet.
04:36I'll show you.
04:37Say something the exact same time as him.
04:40Okay.
04:40Well, say Bauxite.
04:41You ready?
04:42Ready.
04:43Bauxite!
04:44Bauxite!
04:44See?
04:45Dad said it after!
04:46Oh, he was just late.
04:47Try again.
04:48Bauxite!
04:48Bauxite!
04:50He's just mucking around.
04:52That's why I love this guy.
04:53Dad, tell him the truth.
04:55Okay, okay.
04:56Look, mate.
04:57You are a puppet and I do control you.
05:00I'm sorry.
05:02There he goes again.
05:04It's true.
05:05Have you ever looked at your legs?
05:06What do you mean look at my legs?
05:08They're just normal.
05:12My life is a lie.
05:15Yeah.
05:16And one more thing.
05:24Hi.
05:25Oh, well, this won't be awkward.
05:29What are you doing?
05:30Whatever he wants to do.
05:32Someone's feeling a bit sorry for themselves.
05:34Someone?
05:35You're a someone.
05:36I'm a no one.
05:39You ready?
05:40Go.
05:41Hey, hey, hey.
05:43What's going on?
05:44Whoa, this sounds weird.
05:47Whoa, this is amazing.
05:49You know what's good about being no one?
05:52What?
05:55You're everyone.
05:58Whoa.
06:01Crazy day.
06:04I've been thinking.
06:05How can you be sure you're not a puppet?
06:08Don't be silly.
06:10Night, unicorns.
06:10Night.
06:41Oh, wow.
06:43That was a weird dream.
06:45Oh, wow.
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