00:00Dad, why did you and Mum get a divorce?
00:04The thing is, Paul, it was all your fault.
00:10See, Mum and I were perfectly happy before you came along.
00:14What really drove us apart was the strain of trying to keep two careers going while having to look after
00:18you.
00:19Your relentless daily grind, no let-up, no relief, no chink of light.
00:25And then your Mum lost a figure, put on too much weight and mislaid her libido.
00:31Sadly, you destroyed our relationship.
00:36Go on, mate, race you to the cafe.
00:38Go on, you niggas!
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