00:02Winter Olympics, let's go USA, time to take some pics, cheer them on, say yay!
00:11Every four years, from around the world, we pop open beers and watch adults curl.
00:21But then there's Norway, most goals in history, skiing or sledding, ain't someone to mess with.
00:26Oh, we say hell now, y'all better watch out.
00:31Ski, jumper, losing, hockey, losing, snowboarder, Nordic, outfits look bougie, US is gonna be the champion, yeah, yeah.
00:41When two cities host, they are far away, 250 miles apart, that's just kinda lame.
00:50In 2034, we're hosting once again, Salt Lake is back, baby, come on, tell a friend.
01:00A bunch of Mormons hanging in Utah, secret lives and boring TV, we saw the U.S. is crushing it.
01:08Winter sports, we are the best.
01:10Let's not be divided, let's stay together, we're all excited for those three letters.
01:15USA will take the gold all the way home.
01:20USA!
01:25Shout out to Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, little reference.
01:28It's a show that's on my TV all the time, because my wife loves it.
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