00:00Give us a beat, throw some stank on it.
00:02Make it nasty.
00:05I'm John Dorian.
00:06You better not be.
00:07Oh, but I am.
00:08Nope.
00:09Retracted.
00:12Can't figure out the rhythm?
00:14Well, maybe you don't have any.
00:16We're gonna need a secret handshake.
00:18You ready?
00:18High five, bring it down.
00:19And then jazz hands if we have time.
00:20Sure.
00:22Get a load of this motley crew.
00:25I'm not sure how to teach these kids.
00:28I still get a little woozy around some procedures.
00:32If your dream is to be a mediocre doctor, mission accomplished.
00:37Dr. Cox, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and bring it down.
00:42Don't I get three strikes?
00:43You have 900 strikes.
00:46Those interns need somebody to do for them what I did for you.
00:49Hey, you can do this.
00:50And she's gonna nick that artery.
00:52No, she's not.
00:53Is it on my face?
00:55No.
00:55And more drama in three, two, one.
01:00This job is really rough.
01:01We do the most good we can in a single shift.
01:04I don't know how we do this.
01:06We'll figure it out.
01:09Let's go help your patient.
01:10You can't do this on your own.
01:13Oh!
01:16Oh!
01:17Every doctor wants their hero moment.
01:20But most of our hero moments are different than in the movie.
01:23Oh!
01:24Eagle!
01:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:28I think it might be time to retire, Eagle.
01:30Never.
01:31No, don't worry.
01:32We were all a part of this victory.
01:34Now get those nachos out of the preemie warmer.
01:37Every chip is covered in cheese.
01:39It's not by accident, people.
01:42Feels like there's more applause for the nachos than my speech.
01:45Nachos!
01:46It's so long, all right.
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