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00:00:00oh my god did you hear there's supposed to be a mysterious VIP passenger on the
00:00:12Hawkeye 42's maiden flight today I heard he's the secret Maple Airlines investor
00:00:16everyone's been talking about he's supposed to be the richest man in the
00:00:20world where did you see William in? 1A oh my god if I book him as my sugar daddy
00:00:25never have to work again oh please we all know that I'm the Marilyn Monroe of
00:00:30this cabin crew if anyone's gonna bag this secret millionaire's attention it's
00:00:35me well maybe he's not a boots guy maybe he's an ass guy
00:00:48ready ladies not yet I think well takeoff is in 30 minutes
00:00:55so we focus more on getting ready and less on gossip
00:00:58why does Evelyn have to be our lead she's probably going to try and bag that secret billionaire for
00:01:07herself
00:01:08welcome mr. dead hawking us what's with the spectacle I told you I can get her on my own
00:01:23it's our job to keep you safe sir you're our airline's top investor
00:01:26Sylvia the whole idea was for me to disguise myself as ground crews so I can
00:01:30observe our airline service quality escorted me like I'm the goddamn president of the
00:01:34United States isn't exactly helping I apologize here's your ticket sir
00:01:41better not see anyone following me
00:01:48welcome aboard Maple Airlines sorry for running late just you know typical LA traffic
00:02:05that guy is not the VIP passenger not a chance he's nothing but a filthy grounds crew worker
00:02:17excuse me sir you can't sit here and why is that this is first class economy is back there in the main
00:02:31cabin okay I like where I'm sitting give me a break with the dirt rags you're wearing
00:02:39oh I like what I'm wearing first class is for the social elites millionaires and CEOs but you
00:02:48you're nothing but a washed-up grounds crew worker you belong out there handling baggage miss you really
00:02:56shouldn't judge other people by what they're wearing now if you don't believe me you can check the booking
00:03:01records the booking records will confirm that this seat is reserved for our most distinguished passenger
00:03:08Maple Airlines top investor that's exactly right oh let me get a chance I would love a cup of coffee just black
00:03:19thanks Tyler get over here we have a low-life grounds crew worker who snuck on the plane without a ticket
00:03:31what did you just call me he's sitting in first class and refusing to leave
00:03:36chill out Claire I'll take care of it
00:03:39hey you were coffee right I did thanks yes
00:03:50fucker that is why we don't serve coffee to minimum wage dirt bag
00:04:06will you try to spill the coffee on me first where are your manners that's it enough playing games
00:04:12where is your ticket word of advice that's nice the next time
00:04:16where's my ticket doesn't look like there will be a next time see this folks just another wannabe
00:04:31trying to scam his way into first class just get him off the plane
00:04:34shh we got this thank you time's up buddy listen I have a ticket how else would I have gotten on that airplane
00:04:40I mean look at this you have single-handedly turned first class into a first grade junkyard
00:04:45you're the one who tried to spill coffee on me
00:04:47you're the one who tried no listen this is gonna be one of two ways
00:04:50either you lick this shit up or I'll have airport security remove you from this plane
00:04:57got it mr. that's me nicely and you think airport security is gonna listen to you
00:05:04over me of course they will
00:05:08FAA regulations state when you enter a vessel that is larger and heavier than air
00:05:13and hence wings right with an engine that propels you into the sky
00:05:17we are in charge so yes who the hell do you think you are
00:05:22I own this airline that's it enough playtime let's go get out
00:05:29and who do you think you are to touch me
00:05:37it's true
00:05:40ninja or something that's it we've got to get him out of here I'm calling airport security
00:05:45I'm calling airport security this flight attendant is assaulting a passenger and
00:05:49Maple Airlines is the best service in the industry
00:05:53give me that phone that video needs to be deleted
00:05:57not a chance the public deserves to know about your abusive service
00:06:01she's right this needs to be documented
00:06:04delete that video or you'll all be banned from Maple Airlines for life
00:06:12you have to see this
00:06:19what on earth contact the pilot for that flight and tell them to delay takeoff
00:06:25I'm going on board
00:06:27you don't understand that man snuck on board without a ticket he's a stowaway
00:06:41that's right folks for all we know he could be trying to hijack this plane okay this is for your own safety
00:06:47he's been pulling our leg this whole time he came out
00:06:50he came out yeah fuck that guy
00:06:52the last thing I needed some hobo derailing my travel plans
00:06:56attention passengers welcome aboard Maple Airlines flight 451
00:07:01due to some unforeseen circumstances we're going to be delaying takeoff
00:07:05but hang tight we'll be in the air shortly
00:07:07we really appreciate your patience
00:07:09god damn it this fucking ticketless fuck is going to make me miss my connecting flight
00:07:14somebody call airport security what a shit show this guy should be kicked out to TSA
00:07:20calm down ladies and gents I have a ticket okay
00:07:29if you can't show us the ticket then you can't be on this flight
00:07:34it's time to go
00:07:37keep your hands off my property sorry but we're at capacity no room for dead weight like you
00:07:45dead weight I think you two are the dead weight on my property
00:07:53what property you're poor your property is trash
00:07:57I'm warning you
00:08:00which is why this is going out the window
00:08:04how would a dirt poor laborer like you even afford a guitar
00:08:24you probably stole it from one of the passengers
00:08:28this was a gift
00:08:32from my late wife
00:08:36Maple Airlines is named after her
00:08:39do you realize whose honor you've disgraced
00:08:42sure
00:08:44a lot of people are named Maple
00:08:46you can claim whatever you want
00:08:48doesn't change the fact that you
00:08:50and this piece of junk belong in the garbage
00:08:53well one thing's for sure
00:08:56this guitar is nowhere near as valuable as all of the time we have wasted
00:09:00trying to get you off this flight
00:09:02the sooner this guitar gets smashed
00:09:04the better
00:09:05see
00:09:06we're doing you a favor by smashing it
00:09:09don't you dare
00:09:10look I don't care
00:09:14whoever you are
00:09:15you want money
00:09:17I have plenty
00:09:19but more than that
00:09:20who I am
00:09:23makes me a nightmare for people like you
00:09:30airport security
00:09:31they've got a passenger stirring up trouble on Maple Airlines flight 451
00:09:35yes send someone now
00:09:37are you threatening us?
00:09:39are you threatening us?
00:09:40we work for Maple Airlines
00:09:42owned by the richest man in the world
00:09:44Jet Hawkins
00:09:46you are so dead
00:09:48I'm Jet Hawkins
00:09:49wait till these dimwits find out I'm your boss
00:09:52this guitar better not be broken
00:09:54because if it is
00:09:56you'll what?
00:09:57beg me for money to buy a new one because you can't afford it on your dirt board salary?
00:10:01or salary?
00:10:05I won't be the one begging
00:10:07you will
00:10:08who's the one stirring up trouble?
00:10:10that man with the guitar
00:10:12he snuck on board without a ticket and he threatened a flight attendant
00:10:15sir
00:10:16gonna have to ask you to take your hands off the guitar case
00:10:19he could be hiding a bomb in there
00:10:21maybe he's trying to blow up the plane
00:10:23oh my god quick take the case
00:10:25hurry up before we all die
00:10:27sir
00:10:28you're not gonna ask twice
00:10:29get your hands off the case
00:10:33none of you hold rank high enough to search my belongings
00:10:39he is nothing but a bottom feeding ground staff
00:10:42we're all literally leagues above him
00:10:46if you would like to see my late wife's handiwork
00:10:49I would gladly open my case and show you all
00:10:53don't vote for it, it's a trap
00:10:55don't fucking trust him, he's a terrorist
00:11:05what's all this fuss about?
00:11:07no
00:11:17sir, I'm Evelyn, lead flight attendant
00:11:20here at Maple Airlines we take the proper handling of our passengers belongings very seriously
00:11:24and I can assure you nothing else will happen to your guitar
00:11:30isn't she the top lead flight attendant at our airline?
00:11:33I'm undercover so it's best not to cause a scene and reveal my identity
00:11:37you seem trustworthy
00:11:41unlike
00:11:43you
00:11:44you
00:12:00watch out Tyler
00:12:01this is the customer service hour airline is so well known for
00:12:05you
00:12:06judge those beneath you when you act like monsters yourselves
00:12:20my bad
00:12:22you know, you're more than welcome to file a compensation claim for it
00:12:24deadline's Friday
00:12:25but of course the airline's conclusion may very well be that the rinkity-dink old guitar might be completely worthless
00:12:38that's for you
00:12:42that's what I thought
00:12:43I thought
00:12:44baggage boy
00:12:59my wife
00:13:01handcrafted this guitar with exquisite 1980s Cuban mahogany
00:13:06for me
00:13:08let me remind you
00:13:10the company
00:13:12you work for
00:13:14is named after her
00:13:16why is he so serious?
00:13:17is he really related to the owner of this airline?
00:13:22she was a saint
00:13:24offering jobs to the homeless gave him a second chance
00:13:26but you
00:13:27to get your dirty fingers off me please
00:13:29you?
00:13:30arrogant, stuck-up pricks
00:13:32think you get to decide
00:13:34who's first class?
00:13:35who's econ class?
00:13:37when you can't even discern the values that this company was built upon
00:13:40you're both
00:13:42disgrace to humanity
00:13:46security!
00:13:48here
00:13:49this baggage boy is trying to kill a flight attendant
00:13:52good god! somebody tackle that man
00:13:55Sylvia
00:13:56I give you ten seconds to get here
00:13:58right now
00:14:00Sylvia...
00:14:01Stone?
00:14:03she's VP of Maple Airlines
00:14:05only second to Jet Hawking's
00:14:07god you just won't stop pretending
00:14:10well
00:14:12when Sylvia Stone gets here
00:14:14with my take of showing who I am
00:14:16you'll all cower in fear
00:14:19are you all watching this clown show?
00:14:21this grounds crew worker couldn't even shine Ms. Stone's shoes
00:14:25let alone get her on the phone
00:14:27don't believe the man
00:14:30throw him out!
00:14:31throw him out!
00:14:32throw him out!
00:14:33throw him out!
00:14:35throw him out!
00:14:36throw him out!
00:14:38throw him out!
00:14:40throw him out!
00:14:44would someone piss off my boss?
00:14:45Oh my god, that's the VP. She like runs shit here.
00:14:53Claire is beyond fucked.
00:14:55Explain this.
00:14:57Miss Stone, this baggage boy snuck into first class without a ticket.
00:15:03He's delayed the flight and we're having him removed.
00:15:06Having him removed? Is this how you treat first class passengers?
00:15:10Take a good look at the nightmare you've created for us.
00:15:21Great work everyone.
00:15:22Thanks to you our company's stocks have lost over a billion dollars in the past 20 minutes.
00:15:27Don't blame me.
00:15:28Blame this fraud who snuck on board without a ticket and insisted on sitting in first class.
00:15:35Who says he doesn't have a ticket?
00:15:37Sir, you dropped your ticket just before boarding.
00:15:42I wanted to make sure you received it.
00:15:46So, you're really the chief?
00:15:53So, you're really the chief?
00:15:58That's what they call me.
00:16:01Chief.
00:16:02The CEO, Mr. Hawking, only ever uses his alias on documents to keep a low profile.
00:16:08You're welcome.
00:16:10First class.
00:16:12Well now that I've proven I belong here oh so precious.
00:16:16First class.
00:16:17Now that I care about status.
00:16:19I do expect reparations to be made.
00:16:22Reparations.
00:16:24What the hell did you do to him?
00:16:26I'm so sorry.
00:16:28I'm so sorry.
00:16:30I'm so sorry.
00:16:32Sir, sir, I made a mistake.
00:16:34Oh god heavens.
00:16:36I told you what would happen if you judged people by their covers.
00:16:41You two broke my wife's guitar.
00:16:45She gave that to me the day the airline opened.
00:16:48I did, I made a terrible mistake.
00:16:51Let's go home.
00:16:54Sir, I'm so sorry.
00:16:57It's all our fault.
00:16:59No. No, this isn't your fault.
00:17:00You don't have to worry.
00:17:01No. No.
00:17:02I'm their team leader and I have to take responsibility.
00:17:06Now this girl, Evelyn, is the right kind of leadership I value at our company.
00:17:09I am friends with the owner of the best music repair shop in LA.
00:17:14And if you're willing to trust me, I can ask him to piece your guitar back together.
00:17:26You dimwits are fired.
00:17:28And I'll see to it that you never work for another airline company ever again.
00:17:32Immediately, your employment with Maple Airlines has been terminated.
00:17:36Please please, give us another chance!
00:17:39Please...
00:17:40No, no, no, no, no!
00:17:41No, please, out of my way!
00:17:42Please!
00:17:44No!
00:17:45No!
00:17:47No, no, no, please!
00:17:49What a girl!
00:17:51Give me another chance!
00:17:54No! Tyler, please! No!
00:18:00I am so sorry about the ordeal, sir.
00:18:02Please enjoy the rest of your flight.
00:18:04flight. Thank you, Sylvia.
00:18:14That was intense.
00:18:16If the chairwoman came to personally
00:18:18give him his ticket,
00:18:20that old bag boy
00:18:22might actually be the mystery
00:18:24VIP passenger.
00:18:26You really think so?
00:18:28Why would a billionaire
00:18:30be wearing ground crew uniform?
00:18:32Huh?
00:18:34It all makes sense now.
00:18:36That old geezer really almost had me fooled.
00:18:38What are you talking about?
00:18:40Miss Stone only came
00:18:42because she saw the viral moment.
00:18:44She's here to protect the airline's
00:18:46reputation and stop the stocks from plummeting.
00:18:48That's the only reason
00:18:50why she fired Claire and gave that guy
00:18:52a ticket. There is no
00:18:54way he is the VIP passenger.
00:18:58Welcome aboard,
00:19:00sir.
00:19:02Welcome aboard.
00:19:04Morning.
00:19:06Mr. Dixon,
00:19:08isn't that Maple
00:19:10Airlines' new general manager?
00:19:12Oh, so he's
00:19:14the mystery VIP passenger.
00:19:18So he is the mystery
00:19:20VIP passenger.
00:19:22Yes, I agree. That makes way more sense.
00:19:24Yes.
00:19:26Holy fuck
00:19:28me.
00:19:30What are you two chatting about over here?
00:19:32We're getting ready for takeoff, so you should
00:19:34return to your seats.
00:19:36and fasten your seatbelts.
00:19:40Ladies and gentlemen, we're getting ready for takeoff.
00:19:42Please return to your seats and fasten your seatbelts.
00:19:46Please return to your seatbelts.
00:19:48Please return to your seatbelts.
00:19:50Please return to your seatbelts.
00:19:52please return to your seatbelts.
00:19:56Please return to your seatbelts.
00:19:58Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our Maple Airlines flight 451 with service to John F. Kennedy
00:20:14International Airport.
00:20:15We have now reached an altitude of 20,000 feet and cabin service will begin shortly.
00:20:20Thank you so much for your patience.
00:20:23Fuck me. These flight attendances keep getting hotter. Jesus Christ.
00:20:30Mr. Dixon?
00:20:31Yeah?
00:20:32That's Evelyn Grant, Maple Airlines flight attendant of the year.
00:20:36Not only is she beautiful, she is damn good at her job.
00:20:39Yeah, whatever. Shut the fuck up, okay? Why don't you do yourself a favor? Why don't you call over here?
00:20:44Let's see how good at a job she really is.
00:20:50Excuse me, miss.
00:20:53Yes? How can I help you?
00:20:55Yeah, my um...
00:20:57My seat belt's a little... tight.
00:21:00You think we can...
00:21:02You think you can loosen it for me?
00:21:05Of course.
00:21:11Sir?
00:21:12If you could just keep still, please?
00:21:15Yeah, sure I could do that.
00:21:18Sir, please, keep your hands to yourself.
00:21:23Listen close, honey. I'm the general fucking manager of Maple Airlines.
00:21:28So if you don't obey my wishes, you're fucking fucked.
00:21:31Oh, fuck.
00:21:33Oh, fuck.
00:21:34Stop.
00:21:35Oh, just so fucking...
00:21:36Someone help, please.
00:21:37Help, please, someone.
00:21:39Oh, fuck!
00:21:41Since when does being general manager give you the right to sexually harass your staff?
00:21:45I'm sorry, but who the fuck are you?
00:21:53Who the fuck are you?
00:21:54Don't change the topic.
00:21:55I asked you a question.
00:21:57What makes you think you can harass her?
00:21:59Look, bud, you're pushing 60, still lugging around 50-pound bags for a fucking living.
00:22:06So stop and lecture on me on how to lead my life and mind your own fucking business.
00:22:12Anybody who harasses anyone on my plane, that is my damn business.
00:22:18You know what, fucker? Give me the money.
00:22:22Here's $5,000.
00:22:24Now go back to where you belong and sit next to the toilet in economy class where you fucking belong!
00:22:31Now that's power, baby.
00:22:33Like that?
00:22:34I know you want to be with a real man, like me.
00:22:36God, you look so beautiful. Come on, baby.
00:22:40Oh, what the fuck?
00:22:43If you go back to economy, I'll give you $500,000.
00:22:54You know who you're fucking messing with?
00:22:56I do.
00:22:57I'm messing with a toxic, abusive manager who harasses his employees.
00:23:01Wake up, Gramps.
00:23:02You're a fucking minimum wage worker.
00:23:04Not some heroic crusader or fucking justice or whatever the fuck you think you are.
00:23:09Sir, Mr. Dixon, he's the general manager.
00:23:13He's very powerful and it's not worth getting into a fight with him.
00:23:17Powerful man, huh?
00:23:18Yeah.
00:23:19All I see is a pathetic, weak, insecure coward.
00:23:24Have you looked yourself in the mirror, old man?
00:23:26I think you're talking about your own ugly ass!
00:23:28Sir, I really appreciate the effort, but I don't want you to get fired.
00:23:34I'll just, I'll resign once we land.
00:23:38He won't have to resign.
00:23:40Anyone that's gonna resign, it's gonna be him.
00:23:46No, me? Resign?
00:23:49I'm the general fucking manager, okay?
00:23:53There's only one person on this planet that can make me resign, and that's Jet fucking Hawkins himself!
00:23:58He has no clue on his boss.
00:24:01I'll play with him a bit longer.
00:24:03Jet Hawkins?
00:24:05Who is that again?
00:24:06This fucking guy.
00:24:07Wait, do you actually haven't heard of him?
00:24:09Everybody's talking about him.
00:24:11He's the billionaire with the monopoly on aeronautic grade steel.
00:24:15I mean, only higher-ups have ever seen his face.
00:24:19Well, that guy.
00:24:21Oh, okay.
00:24:22Wow, you know him?
00:24:24Of course, of course I do.
00:24:26I'm the general manager.
00:24:28Actually, matter of fact, my uncle's gonna take me to see him as soon as we land this plane.
00:24:32You know, because we got big business to discuss.
00:24:34Things that you don't know fucking nothing about.
00:24:37Oh.
00:24:38Oh.
00:24:39And, uh, who's your uncle again?
00:24:41He's the fucking CEO of Maple Airlines.
00:24:44Heard of him?
00:24:45Hello?
00:24:46Are you listening?
00:24:47See, that's really funny because I don't remember seeing that on Mr. Hawkins' schedule for today.
00:24:53Not to mention, he doesn't typically meet with employees of your lowly stature.
00:24:58I'm the general fucking manager.
00:25:00I have every right to meet with him.
00:25:01But my question to you is, how the fuck do you know what Jet Hawkins' schedule looks like?
00:25:05Because I am Jet Hawkins.
00:25:07This old man's lost his fucking mind.
00:25:18Look at this guy, huh?
00:25:20What the fuck are you doing?
00:25:22Mr. Dixon, I think it would be a good idea if you just sat down and stayed quiet for a little while.
00:25:26We don't want any more complications.
00:25:28Complications?
00:25:29What the hell are you talking about?
00:25:32Today is this Hawkeye 42 aircraft's maiden flight.
00:25:35The whole world is watching.
00:25:37Yes, because today is also the first time Jet Hawkins' aircraft is doing a commercial flight.
00:25:43His aircrafts are the best.
00:25:45We've already had a viral video go out about employee misconduct.
00:25:48We can't have another rumor that could potentially harm our airline's reputation.
00:25:52Why are you so weird by the way, huh?
00:25:54As my assistant, you do as I fucking say, you understand?
00:25:58Mr. Dixon, I just, I just, I don't want Mr. Hawkins and Mr. Cain.
00:26:03Cain is my fucking uncle, you idiot.
00:26:05You understand?
00:26:07He ain't gonna do shit.
00:26:08And if anyone here is foolish enough to tell any lies about me,
00:26:13then I'll consider that your resignation.
00:26:16So come here, right now.
00:26:18Come here, right now!
00:26:23Sir, you don't have to do this.
00:26:25It's fine.
00:26:27You might fear this tyrant of their general manager, but I don't.
00:26:30It's beneath me.
00:26:31You think you're invincible?
00:26:33Let me tell you.
00:26:34Abusing your power and sexually harassing your employee?
00:26:38Well, that is grounds for your immediate termination from Maple Airlines.
00:26:41Not to mention prison time.
00:26:43We're 35,000 feet in the air.
00:26:47Who's gonna dismiss me, you?
00:26:49Hmm?
00:26:50Bingo.
00:26:52Come on, Chris!
00:26:53You can't afford in-flight Wi-Fi with your minimum wage ground crew salary!
00:26:58Get the fuck out of here!
00:27:00Jed Hawkins here.
00:27:01Tell HR I want Roderick Dixon removed from the company
00:27:03within the next 30 seconds.
00:27:06I have to give it to you.
00:27:07You're a pretty good actor, old man.
00:27:08You know what?
00:27:09If you could make a phone call and get me fired,
00:27:13I'll jump out the fucking plane myself.
00:27:15No parachute!
00:27:16Sir?
00:27:17It's for you.
00:27:18Fuckin' wait right here, alright?
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:20What?
00:27:21You're firing me!
00:27:22You're...
00:27:23You're firing me!
00:27:24You're...
00:27:25You can't fire me!
00:27:26You cannot fire me!
00:27:27Who is he?
00:27:28Who is he?
00:27:29Yeah, no.
00:27:30I am the general manager, okay?
00:27:31I am unstoppable!
00:27:32This is a fuckin'...
00:27:33this a fuckin' scam!
00:27:34Fuck!
00:27:35Fuck!
00:27:36Yuh, what?
00:27:37You're firing me!
00:27:38And then you're firing me!
00:27:39I'm gonna show him what you want.
00:27:40You're firing me!
00:27:41You're firing me!
00:27:42You can't fire me!
00:27:43You cannot fire me!
00:27:44What?
00:27:45You're firing me?
00:27:46You're...
00:27:47You're firing me!
00:27:48You're...
00:27:49You can't fire me!
00:27:50You CANNOT FIRE me!
00:27:51who is he yeah no i am the general manager okay i am unstoppable this is a fucking scam
00:28:02fuck you you wrinkly piss poor baggage handler you thought you could trick me with a prank phone
00:28:12call you know what you're gonna pay for this
00:28:21are you okay yeah he saved me twice now
00:28:34attention passengers this is your captain is making it
00:28:51we're experiencing strong turbulence as we move through this patch of infinite weather
00:28:57please return to your seats that's what you're seeing
00:28:59jesus fucking christ who gave this guy to a pilot his license he's gonna get me fucking down
00:29:04are you okay
00:29:10i'm sorry i didn't mean to no no no you saved me twice already
00:29:28attention passengers we're going through a severe thunderstorm with dangerously high winds
00:29:49and heavy rains we're not going to last long here and there are no nearby airports
00:29:55so we're going to perform an emergency landing
00:29:59please stay in your seats stay calm
00:30:03emergency landing what the fuck does that mean
00:30:06mr dixon it means there's no airport available
00:30:09we need to find some flat area to land like a field or something i don't know
00:30:11it's going to be incredibly dangerous all i know is that we have to land
00:30:15but we're probably not going to make it
00:30:17i can't i just became the general fucking manager i can't fucking die now
00:30:24everybody calm down our captain has been with us for 30 years
00:30:33and he has a perfect flight record if anybody can land this airplane it's him
00:30:37i don't give a fucking rat's ass i've had a fucking perfect flight record if he knew what
00:30:41he was doing he wouldn't have fucking flown us in the eye of a middle of a fucking storm
00:30:45oh my god oh my god no no no no no i can't die i can't die tonight
00:30:50i'm a general manager i'm a general fucking manager my life is worth more than everyone
00:30:55on this goddamn plane so you go ahead and tell that fucking captain
00:30:58that if he crash lands this fucking plane that i get every goddamn fucking pair of shoe
00:31:03so that's it your life is the only one that matters it's you you're fucking bad luck i knew
00:31:10the second i saw you that this is going to be a fight from off jesus fucking christ
00:31:14such a baby fuck you evelyn tell this captain to turn the plane around
00:31:20i know where we can land
00:31:21have you been in touch with the control tower the storm's getting worse
00:31:31if we don't connect with air traffic control we're gonna have no other choice than to crash
00:31:37land man we're flying over a mountainous region it looks like the nearest field long enough for us
00:31:42to land and it's over 200 miles away we're gonna run out of fuel but we don't have a plan b
00:31:46we have no choice but to go for it captain this mess has seen us a place where to land
00:31:51captain godspeed racetrack has a two mile stretch of straight road you can land on
00:31:56it is no different than landing on a runway
00:31:58this guy's full of shit you know a racetrack is for cars on fucking planes in these conditions
00:32:02i put our chances of pulling off a safe crash landing in less than one percent
00:32:05so unless anybody has any better ideas we need to aim for that racetrack
00:32:10fuck no okay i'm not putting my life in the hands of some goddamn baggage handle okay
00:32:14that's that's suicide
00:32:16listen to me we're landing the plane at that racetrack
00:32:22trust me i know what i'm talking about
00:32:24he's just a baggy channel he's just an old baggy channel he doesn't know what he's doing please
00:32:30listen to me no no captain i don't know about this
00:32:34what the hell's wrong with you you're risking the lives of hundreds of people
00:32:37i was supposed to meet the most powerful man i know at the new york
00:32:40jack fucking hawking
00:32:41i'll get it to you we lost contact with air traffic control
00:32:44landing at any airport right now is out of the question
00:32:47fuck god damn it no no no no my people they're waiting for me on the tarmac
00:32:52hey what the fuck are they supposed to do huh you know how long i've been preparing for
00:32:57this meeting with mr hawking huh do you one year one fucking year of my time
00:33:02well let me tell you where i descend is where they shall wait
00:33:07captain sir my passengers lives are at stake here
00:33:19are you even sure it's safe to land at this racetrack
00:33:22this racetrack was specifically designed to serve as an airstrip in the event of emergency landings
00:33:27i guarantee you all the passengers on board will make it out of life
00:33:30fuck it redirect the plane
00:33:33we're gonna land godspeed racetrack
00:33:37mr parsons we just got word that mr hawking's flight will be making an emergency landing on this racetrack
00:33:55double check the track for any potential hazards
00:33:58if anything happened to mr hawking's
00:33:59we will be following them right into the grave
00:34:03okay enough playing slick motherfucker
00:34:06not even the pilots nor the traffic patrol
00:34:09knows that you can use that raceway as an emergency landing
00:34:12how the fuck did you get that intel
00:34:14because i own the racetrack
00:34:16bullshit
00:34:20you own it
00:34:22sir i didn't know you were involved in auto racing
00:34:25i wasn't young and dangerous once
00:34:28get real you know how much racetracks go for
00:34:31i mean they're just as much as airports
00:34:32i have properties all over the world
00:34:34this racetrack was just a side
00:34:36we're gonna make it out okay
00:34:44i promise
00:34:45sir
00:34:48we're approaching the racetrack
00:34:50but i can't make out any of the ground lights
00:34:53with this kind of visibility we can't land without something to guide us
00:34:57caught me
00:34:57i'll have them turn on the lights
00:35:00get the fuck out of here
00:35:01this is jet hawkings
00:35:03hit the lights
00:35:05so
00:35:08that's cool
00:35:24for sure
00:35:32Ladies and gentlemen, we've done it.
00:35:49We've landed a Godspeed racetrack.
00:35:52Sir, I don't know what we would have done without you.
00:35:55We would all have died.
00:35:57On behalf of everybody in this fight, thank you.
00:36:02There's nothing.
00:36:05Don't you fucking dare thank this ground crew fraud on my fucking behalf.
00:36:10Especially not until we get to the bottom of your sinister fucking plan.
00:36:14Sinister plan?
00:36:16He saved all of us, including you.
00:36:18Cut the fucking bullshit.
00:36:20Did you feel how smooth that we landed?
00:36:22That just proves that this whole fucking emergency thing was staged.
00:36:27Which means all you motherfuckers.
00:36:29You fucking landed this plane in the middle of nowhere on purpose.
00:36:35Admit it, okay?
00:36:36You guys have some sort of fucking ulterior motive.
00:36:38Some bullshit.
00:36:39What ulterior motives could he have?
00:36:42The second we get off this plane, it's going to look real ugly for you sons of bitches.
00:36:46With all due respect, you're just the ex-general manager of Maple Airlines now.
00:36:53There's really nothing you can do to us.
00:36:55You sure about that, you old fuck?
00:36:56Here's the deal.
00:36:59If you come clean, and you tell me your master fucking plan, or whatever it is you just fucking did,
00:37:04I'll let you off the hook.
00:37:09Otherwise, you're not going to make it off this racetrack alive.
00:37:15So you're going to hold me hostage then?
00:37:19Well, this should be fun.
00:37:20This motherfucker disrespected me, okay?
00:37:38We're going to go, we're going to fuck this guy up.
00:37:40You understand?
00:37:41You understand?
00:37:41I don't know what the fuck he is.
00:37:43Okay, ground crew, I guess we're going to do this the hard way.
00:37:54Break this motherfucker's legs, and if anyone says anything about it, I'll pay the right
00:37:59people off.
00:37:59Matter of fact, don't break this fucker's legs.
00:38:02Kill this motherfucker now!
00:38:04What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:38:19Uncle Kate!
00:38:24You don't get to call me uncle ever again.
00:38:27What?
00:38:28And you just pissed off my boss.
00:38:30Well, Mr. Hawkins, I am truly sorry for everything that transpired here today.
00:38:37Uncle, what the hell?
00:38:38Are you telling me that this old fucking man is the owner of Maple fucking Airlines?
00:38:44There's no...
00:38:44Fuck me!
00:38:46Did you just call our boss a washed-up old man?
00:38:49Fuck your boss?
00:38:51Your boss is a fucking baggage boy!
00:38:53He's a fucking nobody!
00:38:55Oh, fuck!
00:38:57Oh, fuck me!
00:38:58You're a goddamn fool.
00:39:00And your insane behavior towards Mr. Hawkins on his plane could have cost me my job!
00:39:06I'm sorry.
00:39:07I'm sorry!
00:39:07I didn't know it was him!
00:39:08I swear!
00:39:09We can't get you fired!
00:39:10Enough!
00:39:16Kane, Mr. Hawkins doesn't have time to watch you and your dipshit nephew bicker like boys
00:39:21in a playground.
00:39:22So I suggest you drag him away from here before I have these guards beat you both to a pulp.
00:39:27I'm sorry.
00:39:27I will escort him out of here immediately.
00:39:30Let's go!
00:39:31Oh, fuck!
00:39:32Fuck!
00:39:32Okay!
00:39:32I'm sorry!
00:39:33I'm sorry!
00:39:34Please!
00:39:36Are you alright, Mr. Hawkins?
00:39:38You're not hurt, are you?
00:39:40No, I'm fine.
00:39:42Justin, I've been full evening.
00:39:43Now, stop worrying about me.
00:39:46And, uh...
00:39:46Do me a favor.
00:39:48Have a shuttle for the passengers on board.
00:39:50I'm sure they are so exhausted after all they've been through.
00:39:54Yes, sir.
00:39:54Thank you so much again for today.
00:40:12If it wasn't for you, I...
00:40:13I don't know what would have happened.
00:40:15I'm glad I could help.
00:40:18Actually, I wanted to ask you about something else.
00:40:25What is it?
00:40:26Could you pretend to be my boyfriend tomorrow?
00:40:30Pretend to be, um, your boyfriend?
00:40:35You don't think I'm too old for you?
00:40:37I'm sure you've heard of the grand family.
00:40:41Well, I'm their sole heiress.
00:40:43And that's why my dad is pressuring me to marry.
00:40:46But, uh, I don't want to get married.
00:40:50Hence the looking for a fake boyfriend.
00:40:52I never would have guessed you were the grand family heiress.
00:40:58Grand family heiress.
00:41:00It's a household name in New York.
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:02Well, my dad told me that if I didn't bring a man home within three years, he'd find me a groom.
00:41:10And that was three years ago.
00:41:13But none of the fake boyfriends I've found are any good.
00:41:16Every time they find out who my dad is, they freak and back out.
00:41:21But you...
00:41:23You're different.
00:41:29I don't think you would let a little storm unnerve you.
00:41:32Little.
00:41:34Or big.
00:41:36I think you're the only man who could win over my father.
00:41:40I've never had an offer like this before.
00:41:45I'll do it.
00:41:48Really?
00:41:49Really?
00:41:52Great.
00:41:55Um...
00:41:55There's just...
00:41:56One more thing.
00:41:59If you're gonna pretend to be my boyfriend, you're gonna have to act...
00:42:05Rich.
00:42:08Well...
00:42:08I am rich, so...
00:42:11Should be easy.
00:42:13Yes.
00:42:14Yes.
00:42:15That's the exact vibe I'm going for.
00:42:17I think there's still a bit of room for improvement, though.
00:42:25Okay, how about this?
00:42:26Could you dress like, um...
00:42:29Like you make nine figures?
00:42:32Nine figures?
00:42:33Yeah.
00:42:34Yeah, yeah, like, um...
00:42:37Like your net worth is...
00:42:38300 million.
00:42:42300 million?
00:42:42Yeah.
00:42:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all I'm asking for.
00:42:46Okay.
00:42:47I'll see you here tomorrow.
00:42:49At 2 p.m., okay?
00:42:51Don't be late.
00:42:59300 million.
00:43:01I'd make that much in a day.
00:43:05How am I supposed to downgrade?
00:43:11Evelyn, I don't understand why you insist on being a flight attendant when you could be living your best life as the Grant family are.
00:43:18I know. I mean, what do flight attendants make anyways? 50k a year?
00:43:22My husband gives me more in spending money each week.
00:43:27See this bag? It's Chanel, limited edition.
00:43:31My husband bought it for me, and there are only three of these on the entire planet Earth.
00:43:36When you inherit your father's money, you're going to be able to buy all three of those and then some.
00:43:41Wait, who said I'm going to inherit my father's fortune?
00:43:45I don't need my family's money.
00:43:47Fine.
00:43:48But if you're not going to take the inheritance for yourself, then at least find a handsome man to marry, pump out a few beautiful babies, and leave the money for them.
00:43:57Slay, yes. If you're trying to get away from your father, you might as well just have a family of your own.
00:44:02What do I look like to you? A baby-making machine?
00:44:05If my dad really wants an heir, then he can have a kid himself.
00:44:09Ev, stop being so stubborn.
00:44:12Okay, trust me, you're going to like this next guy I'm setting you up with.
00:44:16Girl, he's in finance, he's 6'5, blue eyes, the works.
00:44:19If I didn't have a boyfriend, I would be all on that.
00:44:22Well, ladies, actually, I already have a boyfriend.
00:44:25What?
00:44:26You have a boyfriend?
00:44:28Ev, oh my god.
00:44:33Okay, I love this for you.
00:44:35You have to tell us which one of these elite families is he from.
00:44:38I mean, you have to introduce us.
00:44:40Yeah, well, he's a little older.
00:44:47But I'm already in love with him.
00:44:50Okay, you'll like him. Let's go meet him.
00:44:58Mr. Hawkins?
00:45:07Yeah, where is he?
00:45:09Making three absolute hotties like us wait around in a garage?
00:45:13Oh, some gentleman he is.
00:45:24Why is that phone ringing?
00:45:27Hello.
00:45:28Oh, this mechanic is a fucking creep.
00:45:31You disgusting pervert.
00:45:33I'm sorry, I did not mean to.
00:45:35Yeah, right, we all saw you, you greasy old fuck.
00:45:38I'm going to gouge your goddamn eyes out.
00:45:42Miss, I promise I wasn't trying to do anything.
00:45:46Tell that to the cops.
00:45:48Mr. Hawkins, wait, you know him?
00:45:54Mr. Hawkins, what were you doing under the car?
00:45:57Uh, well, I got here early and thought I'd take the car for a quick spend.
00:46:02When I got back, you weren't here, so I thought I'd check the engine.
00:46:06But, Mr. Hawkins, I thought I told you to dress like a rich man and not somebody who fixes cars for a living.
00:46:13Uh, yeah, you told me my net worth was supposed to be $300 million?
00:46:17Yes, yes.
00:46:18So what on earth made you think that scruffy mechanic was the right look?
00:46:23$300 million is what I pay my engineer.
00:46:26This fits exactly what you asked for.
00:46:29Right.
00:46:30Um...
00:46:31I was just really counting on you.
00:46:35If you pay your engineer so much money, wouldn't you have nicer clothes?
00:46:39Evelyn, this is his jumpsuit.
00:46:41I stopped by his place to pick it up on the way here.
00:46:43I thought this is what we wanted.
00:46:46Ahem.
00:46:47Eve?
00:46:48You aren't actually telling us that you know this dirt broke mechanic.
00:46:55Well, I don't just know him.
00:46:59He's my boyfriend.
00:47:00What?
00:47:01What?!
00:47:04So, that billionaire that you were telling me about?
00:47:07That man?
00:47:08It's him?
00:47:10The grease monkey?
00:47:12Well, guys, I know he's a little bit rougher on the edges, but he's stacked.
00:47:19Like Jeff Bezos.
00:47:21This guy has that kind of money?
00:47:24I mean, is that so hard to believe?
00:47:26A highly sought-after engineer.
00:47:29Yeah, freaking right.
00:47:32I mean, all I see standing in front of me is an oily old repairman.
00:47:36Screw this.
00:47:38This mechanic has got to be some kind of tender swindler.
00:47:41I've got to expose him.
00:47:43Eve, you can't actually be serious that you know this dirt broke mechanic?
00:47:49Evelyn, I'm your boyfriend.
00:47:52So, you're the Grant family heiress.
00:47:56You have billions coming into your lab.
00:48:00Potentially.
00:48:01Um, what are you doing with this grease monkey?
00:48:05I think we're a perfect match.
00:48:09And I like him, and I want to be with him, so there's that.
00:48:16Okay.
00:48:17Well, if you have so much fuck you money, then why didn't you bring any gifts for your girlfriend's
00:48:23cousins?
00:48:24Selina, that's a little rude.
00:48:26No, no, she's right.
00:48:28It would be impolite for me to show up empty-handed.
00:48:32Of course I brought gifts for family.
00:48:35I wonder what that piece of shit swindler mechanic got us.
00:48:40Give it...
00:48:55Give it...
00:48:59Weave...
00:49:01Weave...
00:49:03Weave...
00:49:04Me...
00:49:05Ladies, I present the newest limited edition Chanel handbags.
00:49:10There are only three of these in the whole wide world.
00:49:14Um, Crystal, why do these three bags look identical to yours?
00:49:21No, my husband bought me this bag.
00:49:25I know!
00:49:28You dirty, broke-ass grease monkey!
00:49:32First, you lie to Evelyn and say that you're rich just so she'll date you.
00:49:37And now you show up here with these fake goods and shitty knockoff bags as gifts?
00:49:43Yes, these are real. My secretary personally delivered them to me just yesterday.
00:49:48Did he just say he has a secretary of all things?
00:49:52This dirty, low-down grease monkey would never have a secretary. That's crazy.
00:49:58Trust me, I insist.
00:50:01Evelyn, where the hell did you find this guy?
00:50:06I mean, it'd be one thing if he didn't provide us with gifts.
00:50:10We could chalk it up to him being forgetful or poor.
00:50:13But to show up here with these fake goods in order to try and trick us?
00:50:17That just proves he's trying to swindle your fortune.
00:50:24That just proves he's trying to swindle your fortune.
00:50:27Listen, I am not trying to swindle anybody.
00:50:30See, my secretary had these bags delivered on a private jet straight from the Chanel headquarters in London.
00:50:36But these are as real as it gets.
00:50:39And what? My bag is fake then?
00:50:42Listen, dumbass. See this? My husband bought me this bag.
00:50:46There are supposed to be only three of these on the entire planet Earth.
00:50:50But here, in this garage, there are four.
00:50:53Which means your bags are knock-offs.
00:50:56Ev, come on. It's clear that this man is playing you for a fool.
00:51:00All right.
00:51:02You don't believe the bags are real?
00:51:05Confirm it.
00:51:12Bonjour, Mr. Hawkins.
00:51:14Lafayette.
00:51:15Bien to suite et authentifié. C'est ça pour moi?
00:51:19Uh, Bowie, sir. Got it.
00:51:26Forget it, creep! Just take your knock-off bags and get out!
00:51:37It's raining money!
00:51:39How can a regular mechanic have so much money?
00:51:44Sir? Why is Lord Cash in that bag?
00:51:49Sir? Why is there cash in this bag?
00:51:53Well, I didn't think that Simba Hammett would be quite enough,
00:51:56and I didn't have enough time to prepare,
00:51:58so I added a little extra on top of it.
00:52:02But, sir, this is to watch.
00:52:06It's nothing, really.
00:52:08Okay, this has to be fake, too.
00:52:11All right, I've had enough with this man.
00:52:13First, your background's fake, your job's fake.
00:52:16I bet you your hair's not even real.
00:52:18Selena!
00:52:19Ha!
00:52:20At least this hair's real.
00:52:22As real as the money on the floor.
00:52:24Yeah, back to that.
00:52:25You keep tricking us.
00:52:27Ev, this guy is no good.
00:52:29Ditch him!
00:52:31I promise.
00:52:32Everything is real.
00:52:33Just look closely.
00:52:35I...
00:52:36I think this is real.
00:52:39Well, if it is real, he probably robbed someone.
00:52:41Well, I'm still calling the cops.
00:52:51Bonjour, Mr. Hawkins!
00:52:53What the fuck?
00:52:54That's Lafayette Price.
00:52:55That's your Chanel's lead designer.
00:52:56Mr. Hawkins, you called and I'm right here.
00:52:59Lafayette, quick question.
00:53:00Mm-hmm?
00:53:01Those bags you gave me yesterday, you said there was only three in the whole world.
00:53:04That's right, sir.
00:53:05We've only made three of these bags and we gave them all to you.
00:53:07Well then, why is there a fourth, right there?
00:53:08Pardon, madame, but would you mind if I took a look at your bag?
00:53:11Merci.
00:53:13Ooh, la la!
00:53:14You said there was only three in the whole world.
00:53:17That's right, sir.
00:53:18We've only made three of these bags, and we gave them all to you.
00:53:21Well then, why is there a fourth right there?
00:53:28Pardon, madame, but would you mind if I took a look at your bag?
00:53:32Merci.
00:53:34Ooh la la, these counterfeits just keep getting worse and worse.
00:53:39Unbelievable.
00:53:40Mr. Hawkins, this is truly an awful knockoff.
00:53:43The stitch work is amateur at best, and they did not even get the logo right.
00:53:49But my husband bought me that bag. He would never get me a fake bag.
00:53:53Madame, a man who buys you cheap trash like this isn't worth your time.
00:53:58If I were you, I'd get those divorce papers ready.
00:54:03Okay. Lafayette.
00:54:06Merci pour ton aide.
00:54:08Abierto.
00:54:09Au revoir.
00:54:13Do you believe me now?
00:54:20Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who started the party without me?
00:54:29Evelyn, this is Xavier. He's the hotshot race car driver I was telling you about.
00:54:34So, you're Evelyn, and you must be her father.
00:54:40Oh, Xavier, no, this is not Evelyn's father.
00:54:45He's not? Then why do they look so close?
00:54:51Because he's my boyfriend.
00:54:54Boyfriend? Evelyn, what the fuck is going on here?
00:54:57Uh, what, do I need your permission to date someone?
00:55:01Evelyn, I come here today to see you, and you bring this wrinkly old boomer who you claim is your boyfriend?
00:55:08Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:55:13Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:55:15What does me being her boyfriend have to do with you?
00:55:17Shut it, old fart. I don't waste my breath answering no-name mechanics.
00:55:23Listen, old man, either you break it off with Evelyn or I make you disappear overnight.
00:55:33What's it gonna be?
00:55:35Xavier's from one of the top families in New York City.
00:55:39If you don't do what he says, he'll fucking finish you.
00:55:42Evelyn, are you for real?
00:55:44Xavier's got it all. He's young, he's handsome, he's got a lot going for him.
00:55:48What does Josh, John...
00:55:52Jet.
00:55:53Whatever, have that he doesn't.
00:55:55He's got all together.
00:55:57All I see is a pathetic jerk who's running around spending his daddy's money on gambling, hookers and drugs.
00:56:04So, what's a little fun? You know, work hard, play hard.
00:56:08Besides, check this out.
00:56:11Xavier finished a lap in 38 seconds.
00:56:14That's one of the top ten lap times of the racetrack.
00:56:19Wow, 38 seconds?
00:56:22Xavier, you're gonna be a NASCAR star in no time.
00:56:2638 second lap time is not bad on this track.
00:56:30See, when I was younger, I was doing laps faster than that without breaking a sweat.
00:56:35But you know, I guess there's always improvement for...
00:56:39Anonymous like you.
00:56:41Faster than 38 seconds? Give me a break, old man.
00:56:46That screen shows the top times ever recorded at this racetrack.
00:56:51If you were really faster, your name would be above mine.
00:56:56Stop being mean to him. He saved me. Many times.
00:57:00Saved you? So, old man, you really think you're a speed star?
00:57:12Do a lap. Prove it.
00:57:16Well, I don't need to prove anything.
00:57:18See that screen? The time at the top of the list is mine.
00:57:23The top of the list? 29 seconds? So you're saying that you got the top recorded speed in history here at Godspeed Racetrack?
00:57:36The top recorded speed in history here at Godspeed Racetrack?
00:57:41Well, that's not all.
00:57:44Back in the day, my name used to fill every spot on that leaderboard.
00:57:48But as I got older, I started taking my foot off the gas.
00:57:51I wanted to give young hotshots like you a chance to shine.
00:57:55That's hilarious! So you're saying you used to be a racer?
00:58:01Come on, you're just a filthy repairman. When could you even afford your own car?
00:58:06A car? This old man can't even afford a used bike.
00:58:11Ev, your senior citizen boyfriend is a pathological liar.
00:58:15You can't trust a thing he says.
00:58:18Mr. Hawkins, you don't have to put up an act. You can just be yourself.
00:58:24Why be myself?
00:58:26Congratulations to Xavier Gordon on recording a top 10 lap time in the history of Godspeed Racetrack.
00:58:31As a reward, you will receive a generous cash prize of $10 million.
00:58:39Oh my god! Congrats, Xavier!
00:58:42There hasn't been a name on the top 10 list in over a decade.
00:58:46Trust me, I'm just getting started.
00:58:56Geez, a 38 second lap time is only good for 10th of all time.
00:59:02Whoever housed the times before must be a generational talent.
00:59:05Those are the guys from yesterday, but I'm up now.
00:59:09And you better believe, I'm coming for their heads.
00:59:13Yeah, see that old man? Xavier's name is going down in history.
00:59:17Who the fuck are you to compare yourself to him?
00:59:20Mr. Hawkins, I was trying to tell you, you can't keep up this act forever.
00:59:28Just look.
00:59:29What a joke! This old man fixes cars. I race them.
00:59:35Just look.
00:59:36What? Why do they all say jet?
00:59:47What did you do, you old schmuck?
00:59:51You probably paid someone to fix the rankings, didn't you?
00:59:55Has it not occurred to you that maybe those lap times are really high?
00:59:59Honestly, it's impressive you were even able to make a top 10 time with an entry-level race car.
01:00:04Entry-level race car!
01:00:07If you are going to claim to be a racer, you better know the first thing about cars.
01:00:11This is a Jaguar i7 custom.
01:00:16I dropped 5 million bucks on it.
01:00:19This old geezer who fixes cars can't tell a gem when he sees one.
01:00:22The only thing he should be repairing is his own brain.
01:00:28I've driven this Jaguar before. The handling on it is some of the worst I've ever seen.
01:00:31I'm actually surprised a beginner like you didn't crash it.
01:00:35Did I just hear a greasy old repairman refer to me?
01:00:40A prize-winning racer as a beginner?
01:00:43Just you wait, buddy.
01:00:45I'm going to buy a new car, and when I do, my name is going to shoot to the top of the chart!
01:00:51New car, huh?
01:00:52Let me know if you need any help, I'd be more than happy to contact a dealership for you.
01:00:58That's hilarious!
01:01:00I'm friends with Ivan, the top race car dealership in Vegas.
01:01:06The last thing I need is your help.
01:01:11The last thing I need is your help.
01:01:14You're friends with Ivan? The billionaire who gets exclusive sales to the newest top-tier race cars?
01:01:22Well, I didn't know you knew Ivan.
01:01:25Yeah, go ahead, give him a call.
01:01:27I'm looking to buy a new car from him, too.
01:01:29Fuck! I shouldn't have talked to such a big game.
01:01:32I've only brushed shoulders with Ivan once, and we didn't even speak.
01:01:37If I call this guy, he'll expose me.
01:01:40Or...
01:01:42Do you not have his number?
01:01:44What?
01:01:45Ivan and I are day ones!
01:01:49And you say you want to buy a new car?
01:01:52Can't you even afford one with your meager mechanic's salary?
01:01:55Weird.
01:01:57Straight to voicemail.
01:01:59Probably has his phone off.
01:02:00I'll talk to him next time.
01:02:02I wanted to meet the legend.
01:02:04Ugh, I mean, meeting Ivan in real life would be so surreal.
01:02:08Oh, but it's probably for the best that Ivan doesn't see this disgusting mechanic anyways.
01:02:16He can't be associating and mingling with such repairman.
01:02:20Let's give Ivan a call. See if he agrees.
01:02:28Ivan.
01:02:31Yeah, it's me.
01:02:33Listen, can you come by the racetrack?
01:02:35Yeah, I'm with a guy who really wants to buy a car from you.
01:02:39Yeah, and actually, I was thinking about buying a new car from you myself.
01:02:44Yeah, the racetrack.
01:02:46Great.
01:02:48I'll see you soon.
01:02:49That was an Oscar-worthy performance.
01:02:56Oscar-worthy.
01:02:57Oh, please.
01:02:59If Ivan didn't answer the phone for Xavier, why would he answer the phone for you?
01:03:03Guys, this grease monkey is running us through a loop.
01:03:07He probably wasn't even on the phone.
01:03:09Just standing there, talking to no one.
01:03:11Oh, you think so?
01:03:12Well, when Ivan shows up in the next few minutes, let's just see if I was still talking to myself.
01:03:21In the next few minutes?
01:03:22Who the hell are you to claim that you know Ivan?
01:03:30Let's just wait and see.
01:03:32I've had enough of your empty posturing, buddy.
01:03:35That guy is my brother from another mother.
01:03:39So, I know him well enough than to ask him to carve out time in his busy schedule to come down here to this dusty garage.
01:03:48If you think that he's going to drop everything to meet you, you're out of your goddamn mind.
01:03:55He's right. Ivan's a multi-billionaire. He's got places to go and people to see.
01:03:59He can't just be seen mingling here with you dirt old repairman.
01:04:04Ivan always makes time for me.
01:04:06I brought a lot of business to his dealership for the past few years.
01:04:09That's all I see can do.
01:04:11Like what? Asking for car parts?
01:04:15I mean, I must have bought like 25 cars or so within the last few years.
01:04:23Okay, you bought 25 cars from now? What do you mean? And like Hot Wheels?
01:04:27Evelyn, I'm getting tired of your boyfriend's shit. Either he shuts his mouth or we leave.
01:04:33Or we leave.
01:04:48Ivan! Nice to see you.
01:04:51Hi, it's so nice to meet you.
01:04:52Hi. Nice to meet you.
01:04:55Mr. Hawkins, it's been a while. Ivan.
01:04:58I don't understand. Why did he just go right past Xavier and go straight to this slime ball?
01:05:03Yeah, I thought you guys were supposed to be friends.
01:05:06So, so did I.
01:05:09Ivan, now, this guy behind you, he tried calling you but it went straight to voicemail.
01:05:15What was that about?
01:05:16Oh, that, yes. I get a lot of calls from small time racers who are too broke to actually afford a car.
01:05:24Eventually I got sick of it so I stopped answering altogether.
01:05:27But Ivan, I mean, you picked up right away when I called you.
01:05:33Of course. That's because you're you. I have a separate phone and a separate phone number just for when you call.
01:05:40No one else even has it.
01:05:43Classic Ivan.
01:05:45Well, you've always known how to treat your top clients.
01:05:48That's what sets your business apart.
01:05:49Absolutely, Mr. Hawkins.
01:05:51So, you said that you were in the market for a new car.
01:05:54Did you have anything particular in mind?
01:05:57Yeah, well, I like the look of the latest Lamborghini.
01:06:01Didn't you just get the first one in stock? Why don't you have someone send it over?
01:06:04Absolutely. We'll take care of that right away.
01:06:06Thank you, Ivan.
01:06:07Oh, and, uh, Xavier here also wants to buy a car from you.
01:06:11Xavier, who's that?
01:06:13Uh, no. That guy.
01:06:15He said you two were brothers from another mother?
01:06:20Who the hell is that?
01:06:23I'm Xavier. Don't you remember me?
01:06:26Ziggs.
01:06:28No. Anyway, you said you were looking for a car. What kind of car would you like?
01:06:32Yeah. Do you have any Porsche 718s in stock?
01:06:35No, we don't carry those.
01:06:37All right. Do you have the newest Gran Turismo?
01:06:41Yeah. That would also be a no.
01:06:43Sir, forgive my bluntness, but you run the top dealership in the States.
01:06:48Shouldn't you offer a wider selection?
01:06:50Listen, Sean, Cody, Zack, Xavier, whatever your name is, my dealership only sells Uber luxury supercars.
01:07:00Just compare the cars that Mr. Hawkins buys to the ones that you're talking about and I think you'll see the difference.
01:07:05The bottom line is, if you only have one or two million dollars to spend, then perhaps you should take your business somewhere else.
01:07:12Mr. Hawkins, is he saying that a two million dollar car is not available for his dealership?
01:07:22Uh, yeah. Pretty much all of Ivan's cars run ten million dollars or more.
01:07:27Ten million? That's insane!
01:07:29Well, then Ivan's dealership definitely doesn't have anything on Xavier's budget.
01:07:35Fine! I don't need your shitty dealership anyway. I'll just go to another place with more variety.
01:07:41If you had told me that you only had a one or two million dollar budget, then I would have sent you to any old run-of-the-mill auto dealer instead of standing here wasting my time.
01:07:52Time.
01:07:55Mr. Hawkins, we will have your Lamborghini delivered to you right away.
01:07:59Ivan, it's always a pleasure.
01:08:01Thank you, sir.
01:08:05If you and Ivan are friends, why did he completely ignore you?
01:08:11Uh, well...
01:08:13Guys, isn't it obvious? Xavier and Ivan were never friends. He didn't even know him. He was just lying to us.
01:08:22Why would Xavier lie to us? You know what's more possible? Is the person that was just here isn't even the real Ivan.
01:08:30Yeah, that's exactly it. That wasn't even the real Ivan.
01:08:34Okay. Um, yeah. Who was he then?
01:08:38How should we know? He probably picked up a random impersonator off the street.
01:08:42Wow. I mean, honestly, I am... I'm impressed. I mean, the mental gymnastics on display here are really remarkable.
01:08:52Cut the bullshit! Here's the truth. You're a piss-poor auto mechanic who used his entire month's salary hiring some guy off the street to come here and make you look cool.
01:09:01So, stop acting big and copying that you got a Lamborghini when we know the truth that you're a fucking bike commuter!
01:09:09Mr. Hawking, the car you requested has aroused at the track. Would you like to take it for a test drive?
01:09:22Absolutely. Bring it to the garage.
01:09:24So, that was your new Lamborghini? Man, he's gonna look like an idiot when that never shows up.
01:09:34Oh my god! Okay, this can't be happening!
01:09:55No freaking way! This just dropped on the market for like 30 million dollars!
01:09:59I can't believe this mechanic had that kind of pull.
01:10:01Mr. Hawkins, is this really the car you're buying?
01:10:05That's right.
01:10:07But it costs 30 million dollars! How could you buy it without even batting an eye?
01:10:12That's a mid-range purchase for me.
01:10:15I have plenty of cars in my collection.
01:10:17No fucking way! I refuse to believe that this garage worker could afford this car!
01:10:25Well, who's it for? You?
01:10:27The point is, this isn't yours!
01:10:29Look at you in your greasy jumpsuit!
01:10:32A guy like you would never get behind the wheel of a car like that.
01:10:39Xavier, Mr. Hawkins bought it from Ivan, right in front of your eyes. How can you still not believe him?
01:10:46That wasn't the real Ivan!
01:10:47I knew an auto mechanic like you could never afford a 30 million dollar race car like that!
01:10:52This is just all part of your charade to show off your fuck you money!
01:10:56Really?
01:10:57And to think I almost fell for your lies!
01:11:01Mr. Hawkins already proven himself!
01:11:04If you don't believe him, then I don't know what to tell you!
01:11:07He didn't prove fucking shit!
01:11:09You know, I've got an idea!
01:11:10This car has the new AI hologram built into it, doesn't it?
01:11:17Well, if it's really your car, only you would be able to activate it!
01:11:23Yes, it should!
01:11:25Rise and shine, Lambo!
01:11:27Hello, how may I help you?
01:11:35Lambo!
01:11:36Come here!
01:11:41Oh my God!
01:11:43That's the coolest feature I've ever seen in a car!
01:11:46That's the first Lamborghini with a speech recognition system.
01:11:51So do you believe me now?
01:11:53Oh, come on!
01:11:54Big deal!
01:11:55All it proves is that the voice recognition works!
01:11:57It just proves that it's working properly!
01:12:01Xavier, really?
01:12:02He doesn't just recognize any voice!
01:12:04It works for the owner!
01:12:06No one else!
01:12:07Fine!
01:12:08It is his car!
01:12:10What kind of man would buy this Barbie Land bullshit?
01:12:13Who are you to judge what colors Mr. Hawkins likes?
01:12:16This is the one they had in stock!
01:12:19Pink!
01:12:20It's probably the first one that hit the market!
01:12:21Or maybe he didn't have enough money to customize it!
01:12:23Or more like he's renting the car!
01:12:28Well either way you shouldn't doubt him based on something so trivial!
01:12:32I don't give a fuck what you say!
01:12:34This is a woman's car!
01:12:37Finally you said something right!
01:12:39This car is for a woman!
01:12:41Ha!
01:12:42He did admit it!
01:12:43See?
01:12:44This car isn't his!
01:12:45The old man finally ran out of tricks!
01:12:46Took him long enough!
01:12:47Evelyn, what do you think of this car?
01:12:49I love it!
01:12:50It's yours!
01:12:51Mine?
01:12:52Go ahead and talk to it!
01:12:53Hello, Lambo!
01:12:54Hello, Evelyn!
01:12:55I'm your new Lamborghini!
01:12:56Please get in!
01:12:57Listen!
01:12:58Listen!
01:12:59Listen!
01:13:00I'm your new Lamborghini!
01:13:02I'm your new Lamborghini!
01:13:03Please get in!
01:13:04Listen!
01:13:05A Lamborghini supercar just showed up at the Godspeed racetrack!
01:13:06I need to know who its owner is!
01:13:08The Lamborghini you are asking about was bought with a car under the name of Prince Corp's CEO!
01:13:28Prince Corp?
01:13:29What the fuck?
01:13:30I'm your new Lamborghini!
01:13:31I'm your new Lamborghini!
01:13:32I'm your new Lamborghini!
01:13:33Please get in!
01:13:34Listen!
01:13:35A Lamborghini supercar just showed up at the Godspeed racetrack!
01:13:37Prince Corp? Isn't that the top financial firm in the States? Wait a minute. I know the CEO. It's Damien!
01:13:45That's right, sir.
01:13:47I knew it! He's the only one who could afford something like this.
01:13:52I bought this car with my own money. What's going on?
01:14:07It's all over for you, garage guy.
01:14:09Is it really?
01:14:10The owner of this car is a guy named Damien. And still, you have the nerve to claim it was yours.
01:14:17Who is this Damien?
01:14:19Who is he? He's the last man you'd want to cross in all of Vegas.
01:14:24Oh, you're talking about that, Damien?
01:14:28I sure am. CEO of Prince Corp and son of the wealthiest man in the world, Jet Hawkins.
01:14:36Oh, right. That Damien.
01:14:41As if the name Damien would mean anything to you, old man.
01:14:44Why wouldn't it? He's my son.
01:14:49I'm the one who gave him that name.
01:14:54Mr. Hawkins, what are you talking about? This Damien, he's the richest man in the States.
01:14:59Not even my family moves in his circle. You have to be very careful when speaking his name.
01:15:04Evelyn, I told you. He's my son. I can talk about him however I like.
01:15:09Mr. Hawkins, you can ignore everything else I say, but you have to trust me in this one.
01:15:14Damien is notorious for having a bad temper and he runs very shady business.
01:15:20They call him the Devil of Vegas. So if he found out that you claim to be his father, he would make means meat out of you.
01:15:27What kind of shady business? Damien's always been a good kid. You're saying people are going around calling him the Devil?
01:15:32Did you just hear him? He called the most feared man a good kid.
01:15:39The old man's off his rocker. And whatever brain cells he has left after Damien's done with him, they'll be fried to a crisp.
01:15:46They've found like a new young people where he's little fallen by a false man.
01:15:53The other guy is like, you know, you're raind3.
01:15:55The other guy, he wants to be the fiddler. Let them be the fiddler.
01:15:58They call him the fiddler. And everything I can tell you is too.
01:16:01They call him the fiddler, okay they're not a good kid.
01:16:03They call him as the fiddler. And everything he tells me.
01:16:05They call him the fiddler. And everything he tells you what the fiddler is right away.
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