00:00Hi there, I'm Blitz, the O is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.
00:05Are you a piece of shit who got yourself sent to hell, or are you an innocent soul who got fucked over by someone else?
00:11After lovingly killing my wife for fucking a delivery man,
00:15you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me.
00:20I really wish I could stick it to that yappy jogger who saw me hiding the body.
00:25Well luckily for you, thanks to our company's special access to the living world,
00:29we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive.
00:37Helpful, Moxie, really glad you're in the room right now.
00:39Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?
00:42We aren't a family, sir. You are the boss, we are the employees.
00:48Oh god, it was one time!
00:51Why would anyone send me this?
00:54Oh, sit on a dick, Moxie.
00:56It gets lonely here.
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