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00:01Your overall health looks fine, but your AMH levels are low.
00:05Meaning your ovarian reserves are below average for your age.
00:11Will that make it hard to get pregnant?
00:14Not always.
00:15But if you want children, I would recommend you start trying soon.
00:20Soon?
00:21How soon?
00:23Ideally within three months.
00:27Oh my god.
00:30Sweetheart, don't cry.
00:34Having you was the best thing I ever did.
00:38Mom.
00:39I just hope you'll have children of your own one day.
00:43After I'm gone.
00:45Yeah.
00:47I promise.
00:50I love you so much.
00:52I love you, sweetie.
00:55I have always wanted kids.
00:57Maybe it's time.
01:00I'm so sorry.
01:01I'm so sorry.
01:02I think that's fine.
01:03Hey, I'm sorry.
01:04I'm so sorry.
01:05I'm so sorry.
01:06I'm so sorry.
01:07I think that's fine.
01:08Hey, I'm sorry.
01:09Didn't see that coming.
01:10Handsome guy.
01:11Unexpected kiss.
01:12I'm so sorry.
01:13I'm so sorry.
01:14And great glad you're here.
01:15I'm so sorry.
01:16i'm so sorry.
01:17I think that's fine.
01:18All right.
01:19I'm so sorry.
01:20I'm so sorry.
01:21I'm so sorry.
01:22I'm so sorry.
01:23I think that's fine.
01:24Hey, I'm sorry.
01:27didn't see that coming handsome guy unexpected kiss
01:36are you okay
01:43well well if it isn't my perfect innocent ex
01:56what's the occasion are you pregnant too i'm not as efficient as you writer we broke up what
02:05three months ago and candy is six months along impressive timeline please you couldn't keep a
02:13man let alone raise a kid or are you here to raid the sperm bank and diy a family
02:20if you're not married by 30 even the trust and accompanies go to your brother it's final
02:31look mom seriously i
02:33low amh diminished ovarian reserve recommended to start trying within three months
02:44oh for her wow looks like the golden goose is running out of eggs
02:50this is truly a plot twist
02:54i'm really worried about you claire you know a girl with your history do you think you're
03:08gonna be able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up
03:10you're basically a clearance rack expired free and still no takers
03:16no takers
03:17you can rest assured i already have a boyfriend
03:22yeah
03:24mit
03:256-2
03:27iq off the charts trust fund air practically built for greatness
03:31way better than loser rider
03:34boyfriend
03:36sure claire let me guess he lives in the canadian wilderness or some bullshit like that
03:45and the best thing of all he has the one thing you can't find
03:50oh
03:51kindness
03:52funny
03:54you're funny
03:56how about we make a bet
03:57if you're not pregnant within say three months
04:00you have to admit the truth if you were just a dried up old woman
04:05you have to admit it
04:06out loud
04:07and to the public
04:09oh baby you're bad
04:11love i'm in for you
04:13and if i win
04:17you stray through the office naked
04:19screaming that you are nothing
04:20but a little slimy suck up bitch boy
04:23deal
04:27game on miss nobody wants you
04:29nobody wants you
04:32oh my god
04:34what the fuck did i just do
04:36even the sperm banks are booked six months out
04:41and i only have three
04:42where the hell am i going to find the perfect gene donor boyfriend
04:46oh god someone help me
04:48now that's interesting
04:50you know
04:54i think i could help with that
04:57ethan reed
05:06mit phd
05:07iq 200
05:08that's my medical report
05:10no genetic disorders
05:11clean family history
05:12i take every bucks
05:14on your donor wish list
05:15okay what's the catch
05:21you marry me contractually three months
05:24just long enough to shut my family up
05:27and lock in my inheritance
05:28and in return
05:29you get my sperm
05:31and we get you pregnant just in time
05:33to win your little bet
05:34that's really all you want
05:36a paper marriage
05:38look
05:39claire
05:40i'm not looking for love
05:42i'm looking for efficiency
05:43honestly
05:47this might be the fastest route to motherhood
05:51all right
05:54deal
05:55boss
06:04prenuptial agreement
06:07thanks
06:13okay
06:15three rounds of artificial insemination
06:18temporary cohabitation
06:20to keep up party appearances
06:21contract terminates after three months
06:24i'd like to add one more term
06:28oh
06:28financial independence
06:30i don't want anyone thinking i'm some gold digger
06:33fair enough
06:36if that's what you want
06:37i'm in
06:38great
06:39great
06:43thank you
06:45lovely
06:46excuse me mr reed
06:48are you ready to head into the collection room
06:51for your specimen
06:51chart
06:54good luck
06:57thank you
06:58mrs reed
07:03would you like to go in with him
07:05show him a little
07:06support
07:07oh no i'm actually
07:08oh no no
07:10excuse me
07:10oh
07:12oh no um
07:14excuse me
07:15i uh
07:15hey
07:21need any uh
07:24help
07:25with that
07:26oh
07:27and um
07:29how pray tell do you plan on
07:31helping me
07:32no i um
07:34necessary
07:34um
07:35no i did not mean
07:48that i was gonna
07:49oh my god
07:53shut up shut up
07:54please
07:55how do i turn this off
07:56um
07:57shut up
07:58how do i make this stop
08:00this is so crazy
08:02like that
08:10um
08:14you should probably
08:15get started
08:16i probably should
08:18yeah
08:18i'm gonna
08:19i'm gonna wait outside
08:20be my guest
08:21okay
08:22bye
08:23adorable
08:28enjoy yourself
08:39doctor
08:40thank you mr reed
08:41of course
08:42we'll begin shortly
08:43you can wait outside
08:44okay
08:45if you need anything
08:47just yell for me
08:49yeah
08:56boss
09:00you married someone
09:01out of the blue
09:02feels a little impulsive
09:04even for you
09:05no
09:06it's not impulsive
09:08actually she's
09:09i don't know
09:11she's
09:11interesting
09:12anyways
09:16what'd you find
09:17mrs reed
09:18has been working
09:19as a designer
09:20at nova
09:20her ex
09:21cheated on her
09:23with his boss
09:24candy ashford
09:24miss ashford's
09:26been making her life
09:27hell ever since
09:28just last week
09:30she killed
09:31mrs reed's proposal
09:32said it wasn't
09:33feminine enough
09:34bye nova
09:36make claire
09:38the new design director
09:39wait
09:41seriously
09:41yeah
09:42look
09:43our marriage
09:44may have
09:45a deadline
09:46but she's still
09:47my wife
09:48anyone mistreating
09:49my wife
09:50is mistreating
09:50me
09:50understood sir
09:52now
09:54go get the car
09:54ready
09:55we have to go
09:55meet mom
09:56copy
09:57hello
10:05mr reed
10:06the procedure
10:07went smoothly
10:07we'll know in four weeks
10:09if it was successful
10:09wonderful
10:11thank you
10:12thank you so much
10:18mr reed
10:19i might actually
10:21get to be a mom
10:22now
10:22of course
10:24but um
10:25you know
10:27we are married now
10:28and you are my wife
10:30call me ethan
10:32fake wife
10:34remember
10:36right
10:38so ethan
10:42you've done your part
10:43when do i get to do mine
10:45right now
10:46we're about to go meet
10:48my mother
10:49okay
10:51mother
10:56this is
10:58my wife
10:59claire
11:00claire
11:01my mother
11:01nora
11:02nora
11:04it's so lovely
11:04to meet you
11:05hi
11:06oh
11:13sweetie
11:14i've been looking forward
11:16to this for so long
11:17and you rascal
11:18so this is why
11:20you kept dodging
11:21all my matchmaking attempts
11:22uh
11:24yeah
11:25i'll explain that eventually
11:27of course
11:29wouldn't want everyone
11:30your wedding night
11:31come byron
11:33they have a mission
11:34making me a grandchild
11:36don't have too much fun
11:40okay
11:42that's my mother
11:48yeah
11:49uh
11:54sorry for
11:56driving here
11:56without having a chance
11:57to pack
11:58this should do for now
12:06right
12:06thanks
12:08i'll go and
12:14make something
12:15to eat
12:15make yourself
12:17at home
12:18oh my god
12:26even his cologne
12:27is perfect
12:28i mean my knees
12:29are actually weak
12:30too bad it's just temporary
12:33three months
12:34and that is it
12:35god
12:36get a grip
12:37what am i doing
12:38what are you making
12:42what are you making
12:42i'm making some things
12:59true
13:00oh my god
13:06i just got promoted
13:08design director
13:09i start tomorrow
13:09oh my god
13:10oh god
13:11oh shit
13:14i am so sorry
13:15i did not do that
13:15no no no
13:16it's fine
13:16no really
13:17it's
13:17oh claire
13:20yeah
13:21yeah
13:21um
13:22claire be careful
13:23please
13:30careful
13:36claire
13:38you are
13:38playing with fire
13:39mrs reed
13:41holy shit
13:44yep
13:44definitely hard
13:46and
13:47definitely huge
13:49oh jeez
13:50i'm
13:50i um
13:51no it's not
13:52really
13:52okay
13:59okay
13:59that body
14:01should come
14:01with a warning label
14:02you made this mess
14:29you clean it up
14:31uh
14:32where are you going
14:34oh
14:35i'm just
14:36i'm just gonna go
14:37take a cold shower
14:37you know
14:39put out the
14:40fire you started
14:41if i'm the new
14:50design director
14:51candy
14:53better start packing
14:54up her desk
14:54i can't wait
15:03yeah
15:04what's going on here
15:06waiting for the new ceo
15:09obviously
15:09nova got bowed out yesterday
15:11where is his rich young and single
15:14i call dips
15:16oh claire
15:17don't forget your perfect gene baby bat with rider
15:21maybe
15:22you could try your luck with the new ceo
15:24lots of old money there
15:26with a face like that
15:28land the ceo
15:29please
15:30what are you gonna do
15:32sneak into his bed and turkey base yourself
15:33i don't need to trap anyone rider
15:39unlike you
15:40i offer value all on my own
15:42oh please
15:44you have been so heartbroken
15:45you can't even manage a rebound
15:47what are you expecting immaculate conception
15:50i don't need divine conception
15:53and for all you know
15:54i'm already pregnant
15:56please
15:58keep my hat on
15:59welcome to nova mr reed
16:13welcome to nova mr reed
16:17is it
16:18uh
16:20welcome sir
16:23i'm claire
16:26from design
16:27claire
16:37design director
16:44effective
16:45immediately
16:47yes sir
16:53okay what
16:56she is barely qualified
16:58and i have been running this program for two years
17:01if
17:03if she is director
17:05then who am i
17:06support staff
17:07come on that is blatant favoritism
17:10byron
17:13i've done some research on nova before acquiring it
17:16this sketch
17:17created by miss miller herself
17:20has had the highest performing markers a year straight
17:24if anything i'd say this promotion is long overdue
17:28so how do you know the new ceo
17:41i
17:42i don't
17:44don't lie
17:45he comes and promotes you first thing and you don't know him
17:49come on babe
17:52the new guy is obviously clueless
17:54that's why i picked her
17:55no real skill
17:57yeah
17:59it won't lie
18:00ethan
18:13claire
18:16why did you buy nova
18:20and make me the director
18:22well because you're my wife
18:25and more importantly
18:29you're talented
18:30look claire i'm not going to waste that
18:33but
18:35everyone's gonna think i'm just here because of you
18:38maybe
18:40but
18:41we're connected nonetheless
18:44claire
18:44contract or not you are the future mother of my child
18:47and the future mother of my child will not be disrespected
18:50so i'll tell everyone today and clear the air
18:54no
18:54wait ethan you can't go public
18:58wait ethan you can't go public
18:59please
19:00i don't want to be the woman who's known for
19:03using your sperm to climb the ladder
19:06seen by whom
19:08writer
19:09candy
19:10anyone
19:11anyone
19:11you're the ceo ethan
19:13i'm just
19:14i'm just someone under contract
19:17and in three months it's all over
19:21isn't it
19:23all right
19:27it's your choice
19:28okay
19:30yeah byron what is with that woman
19:41i mean any sane person would
19:43kill to be mrs reed right
19:44she acts like it's a life sentence
19:47that must be what makes her so
19:51interesting
19:53maybe
19:56long meeting with the ceo
20:10i guess that means we can add him to your
20:13perfect gene list
20:15someone seems desperate
20:18what
20:19are you nervous
20:21afraid to lose the back
20:23mind your own business writer
20:25mind your own business writer
20:32mind your own business writer
20:32maybach
21:01What does she have a sugar daddy now?
21:13Ever since I saw her getting that Maybach, nothing.
21:17No sign of it again.
21:18Was it all just for show?
21:20Hmm, stale.
21:21Mr. Reed says you've all been working hard.
21:24Lunch is on him.
21:25Design team, you've got your own special menu.
21:31Well, I said you're doing wonderful.
21:33You bring that to you, Claire.
21:49Mmm.
21:54Mmm.
21:59Mmm.
22:00Mmm.
22:00Tastes fine to me.
22:08Unless you're pregnant or something.
22:11You got a secret boyfriend hiding somewhere?
22:26Please, um, I'm just not feeling great.
22:29Oh.
22:31I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
22:33Oh.
22:34I'm ready.
22:35Claire.
22:35Oh.
22:37Could she really be pregnant?
22:39What the hell?
22:53This is the ladies' room.
22:54No way.
22:55Are you seriously pregnant?
22:56Back off.
22:57That is none of your business.
22:58This is if your concerns are bad.
23:00Now spill.
23:00Who's the Maybach guy?
23:02Your sperm donor?
23:02She said back off.
23:06She said back off.
23:06She said back off.
23:06I said back off.
23:07Oh.
23:08I said goodbye.
23:10Yeah.
23:12I said goodbye.
23:12Yeah.
23:13I said goodbye.
23:15Oh.
23:15She's not really pregnant, is she?
23:42I don't see why that would be any concern of yours.
23:44Well, hey, I'm just looking out for her, boss.
23:46I mean, after all, she used to be my girlfriend.
23:49Guess her eggs really are busted, aren't they?
23:54Or maybe that perfect gene donor of yours, shooting blanks.
23:58I'll tell you what, I'll help you out for old times' sake.
24:01Spend one night with me and then boom, I'm sorry.
24:06You are disgusting!
24:10Oh, you bitch.
24:17Touch her, and I swear it will be the last thing you ever do.
24:21Fuck.
24:22What the fuck?
24:23Sorry, it's just a joke from Linux.
24:27You're awfully protective of your employee.
24:29Something I should know about?
24:32Yeah.
24:33What happens between Claire and me is none of your goddamn business.
24:36So, leave your damn mouth shut if you want to keep your job.
24:41Okay?
24:42Claire?
24:43Claire?
24:44Hey.
24:45I'm sorry.
24:49Here.
24:57You've been under a lot of stress, which can reduce ovarian function.
25:13Probably why conception hasn't happened.
25:16You need rest, moderate exercise, and a better mood before the next artificial insemination.
25:21So, it's my fault.
25:24Hey, no, no, no.
25:25No, none of this is your fault.
25:28All right, we still have time, and...
25:40We're in this together, okay?
25:46Light movement helps.
25:49Walks, swimming, yoga.
25:51Anything to keep your brain slow and present.
25:54You know, I bet you're a pretty bomb at yoga for the shop.
26:02Great.
26:03Ladies, raise your hands slowly.
26:08Gentlemen, support your partners.
26:11Breathe together.
26:13Don't worry, I'm not going to try anything.
26:26Just relax.
26:30Now, gently lean back.
26:32Let your back rest against your partner's chest.
26:35And feel their support.
26:37Feel the connection, their grounding presence.
26:40It's okay.
26:43Trust me.
26:46You know, you're kind of irresistible when you're zen.
26:54Now, take your partner in your arms and slowly lean back together.
27:08Feel that stretch in your spine.
27:12Breathe through it.
27:25Ready?
27:26Yeah.
27:28Nice.
27:46Oh my God.
27:47Are you okay?
27:48Yeah.
27:49Oh my God, I am so sorry that that was an accident.
27:59Lucky me.
28:01He's just a contract partner.
28:03So why the hell is my heart doing backflips?
28:07Um, is that carrot your mortal enemy?
28:24Because you've turned it into confetti.
28:27You try perfectly slicing for prenatal nutrition.
28:29All right, I'm a novice under pressure, okay?
28:32You're actually trying to ace a pregnancy diet?
28:35That's oddly endearing.
28:38During me.
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