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00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:20I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
00:24I crushed since childhood.
00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:48I'm sorry.
00:52I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:58You just got pucked, Dora.
01:06But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
01:16It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
01:28Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
01:32We love you so much.
01:34I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
01:38Get with Leo, lose my big card.
01:48You followed Leo to college for nothing.
01:58You idiot.
01:59You need to die a virgin.
02:01No.
02:02If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
02:06Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
02:11Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
02:14Dora.
02:15Can it wait?
02:16I'm just, I'm a little busy.
02:20Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
02:27I think we would make a great team.
02:30I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
02:37Oh my god!
02:58What did she just say?
03:00She's a virgin.
03:01L-M-A-O.
03:02How sweet.
03:07The bleeding little virgin.
03:10Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
03:16What else do you have to say to Leo?
03:2350.
03:24Hey.
03:25I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
03:27It's funny.
03:29Something in the toilet made me think of you.
03:31And then I heard your needy voice.
03:34I can't believe you're still a virgin.
03:39Wait.
03:40I totally can.
03:43But I do love what you've done with your hair.
03:46Cool.
03:51Don't have a mustache.
03:55I'll just, I'll leave you guys.
03:57Go.
03:58And this.
03:59It's interesting.
04:00Women have a choice for her.
04:01They can be appealing.
04:02Or they can be you.
04:03I like this cardigan.
04:04So would my great great great great grandmother.
04:05Leo's hot.
04:06You're not.
04:07Leo's rich.
04:08Poor.
04:09Leo's rich.
04:10Leo's rich.
04:11Poor.
04:12And you're out.
04:13Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
04:14Mindy.
04:15Know your place nerd.
04:16In the library.
04:17What's in your nose with an oven.
04:19Oh.
04:20Listen.
04:21What's up?
04:22You're not.
04:23You're not.
04:24I'm not.
04:25You're not.
04:26You're not.
04:27You're not.
04:28You're not.
04:29You're not.
04:30You're not.
04:31You're not.
04:32You're not.
04:33yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
04:37Mindy.
04:39Know your place, nerd.
04:41In the library, open your nose with the oven.
04:52You could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
05:03What the hell? I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
05:33Did your towel just fall?
05:44What? I want to sleep and pee.
05:50Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
05:52I just told Leo that I was in love with him, but Mindy was there.
05:56So now the whole school is going to know that I'm a virgin.
05:59Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
06:03Come on. I know you're in there, virgin.
06:06I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
06:22Oh, Troy.
06:24No virgins here.
06:27But you already knew that, right?
06:31Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
06:43Whoa.
06:45Not so fast.
06:46You are the ignorer.
06:48I saved you.
06:49Now you love me.
06:51Big time.
06:56No way.
06:57Guys like you only want one thing.
07:00Such a help.
07:02Help pass you the math.
07:05Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation and I know you're good with that kind of stuff, but it's gotta be kept real secret.
07:11If you got a virus from the porn site, that's your own problem.
07:15No, no.
07:16Some stranger's putting money into my account and I'm worried they're setting me up to make it look like I'm throwing games.
07:23Match fixing?
07:25That also sounds super dodgy.
07:27I'm not touching it.
07:28Wait.
07:31What if we did a deal?
07:34You help me, and I help you get Leo.
07:37Boom.
07:38Swinging for fifth base in no time.
07:42It's a sexual reference.
07:44For you.
07:45Wants to have sex.
07:47With Leo.
07:49It's not just sex.
07:52I love Leo.
07:54I've been waiting for him.
07:56So do we have a deal?
07:58Okay.
07:59But I need to clear something up.
08:02Fifth base? I thought it was fourth.
08:03You got some work to do.
08:07You think I'm a joke?
08:09It's called teasing door.
08:12Yeah.
08:13Do you want Leo or no?
08:15Okay.
08:16So, you teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things?
08:26You want me to teach you how to kiss to laugh?
08:28I just want to know what Leo will expect.
08:44I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
08:50Alright.
08:52Maybe we should tackle it in order.
08:55List it for me.
08:56Flirting fashion technique.
08:58Okay.
08:59So you spend some time thinking about this.
09:01Alright.
09:03Flirting skills first and then boom.
09:05Fifth base.
09:06Sounds good.
09:07Just, uh, don't forget about fashion.
09:09And we need a deadline.
09:11How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team?
09:14You can make a big move there.
09:16It's only two weeks away.
09:18Calm down.
09:19You're not that hopeless.
09:20We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
09:23Okay.
09:24Sounds good.
09:26Oh, my whole life is gonna change.
09:29Go team.
09:31Oh, turkey.
09:33Gotcha.
09:34Dora!
09:35Just the person I wanted to see.
09:44Oh, shit.
09:46I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
09:51You did?
09:52Yeah.
09:53I was just feeling really insecure because...
09:56I really like Leo.
10:00I shouldn't have reacted that way.
10:02Yeah.
10:04Okay.
10:06Thanks.
10:08Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
10:10You should totally come.
10:12All of us lost our B cards at cake parties, didn't we girls?
10:18Totally.
10:19What the hell, Dora? Do you even live here?
10:41It's so friggin' neat.
10:42I like things organized.
10:47What are you doing?
10:49Checkin' to see if your underwear's color-coded.
10:52You probably have my solution of the week on it.
10:58My underwear is none of your business.
11:02I mean, it kind of is.
11:06If you want my help landing Leo.
11:07Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
11:32Just what are you doing?
11:34You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
11:40I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
11:49They're just eyes.
11:51I have two of them, like everyone else.
11:55Come on, Dora. I was flirting with you.
11:58This is why I need help.
12:03Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
12:05Just be open to signals.
12:08Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
12:12Can I bore you?
12:15Why would you care?
12:16Because you have such beautiful eyes.
12:33You're flirting again?
12:37Yeah.
12:38You're supposed to say something flirty back.
12:41Something flirty back, dude.
12:42I know.
12:46I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
12:49What do you think?
12:51Why not?
12:53But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
12:56Don't expect miracles.
12:58We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
12:59We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
13:14Alright.
13:16I'll grab us a drink.
13:19Try to be cool.
13:21Dude, when am I not cool?
13:23Oh my god, there's Leo.
13:24You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
13:25Yeah.
13:26Good luck.
13:27There she go.
13:28There she go.
13:29There she go.
13:30There she go.
13:31Hey.
13:32Hey.
13:33Hey.
13:35Hey.
13:37I felt you staring at me from over there.
13:49I felt you staring at me from over there.
13:55Was I?
13:57I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
14:01I saw her pose beard yesterday.
14:03You don't gotta say it.
14:05Minnie's a bitch.
14:07And you're awesome.
14:09I am.
14:21Hey.
14:23Sorry, I don't need to interrupt.
14:25This is cool.
14:27Cool.
14:31I'm sorry if I was being married yesterday.
14:35You don't gotta say it.
14:37It's cool.
14:39Okay.
14:43Yes, she does.
14:45Doesn't she, girls?
14:47Whatever it is.
14:49And I think
14:51it is her vagina.
14:53It's like a vagina
14:55when we dry her.
14:57We call it Adora.
15:01What the hell do you think you're doing?
15:09We're doing nothing.
15:11She needs you.
15:13Because you're nothing.
15:15Oh.
15:17I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
15:21She buys an Inventi size tubes.
15:23How cute.
15:25But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
15:29It's the highest one.
15:35Don't you dare laugh.
15:37Well, it's about me all of a sudden.
15:47What are you seeing her?
15:49Dora the Boarer.
15:51Does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
15:59She's great.
16:01It's as simple as that, Mindy.
16:05Do you know what it'll do for my reputation
16:07if your first girlfriend after me
16:09is some pathetic little needy virgin?
16:11Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
16:17I think it's kind of sweet.
16:25This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
16:31Get ready for the plan I have.
16:33Specifically for you.
16:35Be five minutes.
16:41Come on.
16:43I'll tell you something about it.
16:45Wait here.
16:47I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
16:49Come on.
16:51I'll tell you something about it.
16:57Wait here.
16:59I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
17:01Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
17:11I think we'd make a great team.
17:13I've been saving myself for you
17:15and I want you to be the one to take my virginity
17:17before my 18th birthday next month.
17:23Ouch, that's a real chick in the leading months.
17:27Could you beat Penny or Dustin?
17:29I don't know.
17:31Danny and Nora?
17:33Ready?
17:35Okay.
17:36Take my virginity.
17:37Take my virginity.
17:39Take my virginity.
17:41Take my virginity.
17:59Take my virginity.
18:01Please, stop.
18:07Please, let me go.
18:09Please, let me go.
18:11Please, let me go.
18:13Please, let me go.
18:14Please, let me go.
18:15Please, let me go.
18:17Dean, where are you?
18:19Please, let me go.
18:21We'll be in love with you.
18:25Okay.
18:26People, let me go.
18:28Oh, my sin.
18:30You are so sorry.
18:32You are so sorry.
18:33You are so sorry.
18:34This is what you are out of action.
18:35You are so sorry.
18:36I hope Leo doesn't see me like this.
18:46Please. Please, go.
18:49Aw, honey, you wanna go?
18:52Please.
18:54You can go.
18:55We just wanna hear you say it.
18:58One more time.
19:00Say, take my virginity.
19:04Say, yeah.
19:05Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it!
19:13That's enough!
19:18That's enough!
19:29And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
19:32I don't care what anyone says.
19:36When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
19:40You're wrong.
19:43I'll finish it.
19:44I'll get you a tissue.
19:45Don't...
19:54I'm sorry.
19:55I'll get you a tissue.
20:04I'm sorry.
20:05I'm usually a crier.
20:07You can't let me get to you.
20:09Okay, you need to fight back.
20:10Like with a shark. You just need to punch her in the nose.
20:13Why do you care if she bullies me?
20:14You remind me of my little sister.
20:16Is she a pitiful virgin loser, too?
20:17I mean, she's eight.
20:18I really hope so.
20:19I don't know.
20:20I don't know.
20:21I'm usually a crier.
20:22You can't let me get to you.
20:24Okay, you need to fight back.
20:25Like with a shark.
20:26You just need to punch her in the nose.
20:27I don't know.
20:30Why do you care if she bullies me?
20:35You remind me of my little sister.
20:39Is she a pitiful virgin loser, too?
20:43I mean, she's eight.
20:45I really hope so.
20:48It reminds you of an eight-year-old?
20:54Stop crying.
20:58It's all gonna be okay.
21:00Yeah.
21:02It's easy for you to say.
21:05You have to go to the hockey team.
21:08Everyone loves you.
21:11And I'm just...
21:14Dora.
21:20I happen to think you're pretty great.
21:21And, hey, that should count for something, since I'm apparently so amazing.
21:35I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
21:38I'm lying to you.
21:39I'm lying to you.
21:40I'm lying to you.
21:41I'm lying to you.
21:42I'm lying to you.
21:43And the worst part is...
21:45I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
21:46You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you, no matter what you do.
21:47Right?
21:48I just have to change the way that he sees me.
21:49Right?
21:50I just have to change the way that he sees me.
21:51Right?
21:52I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
21:54I'm lying to you.
21:55I don't think I'm lying to you.
21:56I don't think I'm lying to you.
21:58You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you, no matter what you do.
22:15I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
22:21Okay. We'll make it happen, if that's what you really want.
22:28Let's do another flirty lesson.
22:34Now?
22:36It's not like we have another party to get to.
22:47Great tea.
22:50Let's pretend like we're on a date.
22:53Okay?
22:55Show me some pointers.
22:58Okay. So, flirting.
23:02You want to make lots of eye contact.
23:07And if you can, touch them.
23:12Your arm.
23:16I thought it was right.
23:19Everything that I had inside my mind.
23:25Yeah, it felt so good.
23:28Walking next to you.
23:30You said you liked me too.
23:33And see how that would be like you.
23:38This is fake, but it feels real.
23:42And you should laugh at Leo's jokes if he makes any.
23:48Which you probably won't.
23:50And then you should find something special about him to compliment him.
23:55If you think of anything.
23:56If you think of anything.
24:05You're a really good teacher.
24:10Am I?
24:12You smell so good.
24:16What is that?
24:17This makes me want to get close.
24:19This shit actually works.
24:33What?
24:34Congratulations.
24:35You just passed Flirting 101.
24:36You're better at this than you thought.
24:37I know.
24:38Wait, who knew I had it in me?
24:40Just curious.
24:41Why did you say that stuff about me?
24:42Well, you told me to find something special about the person I was flirting with.
24:46And you went with, I smell nasty.
24:47What's wrong with that?
24:48OK, how do you want to smell?
24:49I know.
24:50I know.
24:51Who knew I had it in me.
24:53I know.
24:54I know.
24:55Wait, who knew I had it in me?
24:56Just curious.
24:57Why did you say that stuff about me?
24:58Uh.
24:59You told me to find something special.
25:00About the person I was flirting with.
25:02And you went with, I smell nice?
25:03What's wrong with that?
25:05How do you want to smell?
25:06A pair of sweaty old socks.
25:08Hockey players are tough, okay?
25:09We don't smell nice.
25:10How do you want to smell?
25:11A pair of sweaty old socks.
25:13Hockey players are tough.
25:14We don't smell nice.
25:16Hey. Relax. You are still a beast on the ice. I will let your secret get out.
25:29Nobody gives me shit the way you do. I like it.
25:34Thanks. Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
25:41Yeah. It's around here somewhere.
25:45Dora's helping Troy track the money? If she works out I sent it, they'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer. She's gonna fuck everything up!
26:13I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
26:20What's up with you and Dora?
26:29What's it to you? She's an old friend. Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
26:35Yeah? Sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
26:40Dora. Hardly. She's like our team mascot.
26:44Perfect. Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
26:50I wonder if Troy will like this.
27:02I don't care what Troy thinks. This is about Leo. Stupid.
27:07Going somewhere geek girl?
27:09I've got a date with Troy.
27:22Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
27:36Where are you going? The library?
27:43I obviously did something to offend you.
27:45Everything about you offends me geek.
27:48The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
27:53I mean, do you have any self-respect?
28:00Can I go?
28:02Well, not until I help you out a little.
28:05I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
28:09And these have a definite gotta go.
28:12And this horn again? So gross.
28:21Stop!
28:23And you gotta bait the hook with something.
28:37You gotta fight back. Like with a shark. You gotta punch her in the nose.
28:42And...
28:44We can't.
29:02Sorry I'm late.
29:05Yeah, you should be.
29:07That's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
29:11I know.
29:12Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said 5th base is innovative sexual intimacy.
29:23It's the butt.
29:26Butt, like, 1-T or 2-T.
29:31Just stick to 4th base then.
29:47There's a crazy little bitch that...
29:50That's her!
29:51Oh, Chris!
29:52Your mom is stomping.
29:53Are you Dora Miller?
29:55Dora Miller, you're under arrest.
29:56You're aggravating assault.
30:01Whoa, whoa, hang on a second.
30:04Can we just talk about this?
30:06This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
30:09No, no, she's the one who assaulted me.
30:11Wait, they opened my shirt and took pictures.
30:17I've seen you at the rink, yeah?
30:19Yeah, I don't miss a game. You guys are crushing it this year.
30:21Let's go, thanks.
30:22Yeah, but you see Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
30:25She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
30:28Yeah?
30:29No, this is bullshit. This is not happening.
30:34Oh, really?
30:35Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear?
30:44That's what I thought.
30:45Sorry for this misunderstanding.
30:52Nice to meet you.
30:53Hey, nice to meet you too.
30:54See you at the next game?
30:55You will, go team.
30:59Lay hands on Dora again.
31:01And you'll be dealing with me.
31:02Got it?
31:04I can't believe you recognized him from the rink.
31:05No, I've never seen him before in my life.
31:06That was bullshit?
31:07It worked, didn't it?
31:08Unbelievable.
31:09You know what's unbelievable?
31:10Is you punching Mindy in the face?
31:11I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice.
31:12Literally.
31:13I don't know what happened, okay?
31:14Just one moment she was monstering me and then the next night.
31:15I'm sorry.
31:16I'm sorry.
31:17I'm sorry.
31:18I'm sorry.
31:19I'm sorry.
31:20I'm sorry.
31:21I'm sorry.
31:22I'm sorry.
31:23I'm sorry.
31:24I'm sorry.
31:25I'm sorry.
31:26I'm sorry.
31:27I'm sorry.
31:28You're just trying to tell her that she was out of it.
31:29Did she?
31:30It worked, didn't it?
31:31Unbelievable.
31:32You know what's unbelievable?
31:33Is you punching Mindy in the face?
31:35I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
31:37I don't know what happened, okay?
31:39Just one moment she was monstering me and then the next my fist was just in her face.
31:44Yeah, I wish I would have been there Slugger.
31:48What is love anymore?
31:50Ooh
32:10I'm calling the cops
32:12Or you can stay with me tonight
32:18I'll change my sheets
32:24You can sleep in my bed tonight
32:26I'll take the floor
32:36I had no idea Troy was such a good person
32:38He feels so good
32:40Oh no!
32:42Am I hot for Troy?
32:48Do you have something I could change into?
32:54Yeah, of course
33:00Thanks
33:02I'm so sorry I did not realize
33:16Relax, don't worry
33:18You've seen worse than the locker rooms after a freaking game
33:22Yeah, but that's... that's different
33:24You can look now
33:26You can look now
33:28You're still shirtless
33:30That's how I sleep
33:32But if you think you won't be able to control yourself
33:34Dream on
33:44Come in
33:46Babe
33:48You'll find your baby
33:52Cause it's been
33:53Darkness all along
33:56If I haven't yet
33:58게 catered baby
33:59You can, uh, share the bed if you want.
34:25I trust you.
34:26A lot of people say you shouldn't.
34:29If you want to do, you're a gentleman.
34:33You're going to ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
34:38Are you sure?
34:41We can put a pillow in between us.
34:46We might need a thicker joint.
34:47I know.
34:50We might need a pillow or something.
34:53I want you.
34:55Alright, let's put a pillow in front of you.
34:57Don't let yourself directly look at.
35:11What happened to the pillow?
35:21Someone threw it on the floor.
35:24It wasn't me.
35:26Why would I do that?
35:28I don't know.
35:30Maybe because you want me to do this?
35:41I was waiting all my days, just trying to find a way for me.
35:53Whoop!
35:54Whoa.
35:55Whoa, whoa, whoa.
35:57You know Leo's the one I want.
36:01You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
36:05I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
36:08Right.
36:09Yeah.
36:10Sorry for freaking out.
36:12I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion since the dance is tomorrow night.
36:21Yeah, I actually need to call my cousins about that.
36:24Yeah.
36:25Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
36:31Okay.
36:32I have an American history exam I gotta get to, so I'm gonna...
36:40Hey, what's up?
36:42Hey, what's up?
36:43What's up, dude?
36:44What's up, dude?
36:45What's up, dude?
36:46What's up, dude?
36:47So...
36:48I heard Dora punched Mindy.
36:50It's unhinged, man.
36:51Trust me, dude.
36:54Mindy deserved it.
36:56You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
37:01Why are you so down on Dora?
37:03Isn't she your friend?
37:04Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up, and you need to be more focused.
37:11I'm focused.
37:12Okay, don't worry about me.
37:14Doesn't look it.
37:15When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming, you're running around with Dora all the time.
37:21Leo!
37:22Hey!
37:23Gotta wash this.
37:24Get it back to you.
37:25Mini trashed Dora's room, so she stayed here last night.
37:39Wow!
37:40Are you that desperate to get laid?
37:44Stop it!
37:57Stop!
37:58Okay.
37:59Troy is just a friend.
38:01It's nice to know what you really think of me.
38:06I was just looking out for you.
38:07Troy's the biggest player on campus.
38:09You're a virgin.
38:10I just didn't want you to get hurt.
38:13Thanks, man.
38:14There's nothing happening between us.
38:15Don't say that more, do you?
38:16Thanks, buddy.
38:17Great chat.
38:18Go team.
38:19Excuse me.
38:20The boss wants an update.
38:21Hey, big Mike.
38:23Don't say that more, do you?
38:25Thanks, buddy.
38:26Great chat.
38:29Go, team.
38:38Excuse me.
38:43The boss wants an update.
38:49Hey, Big Mike. How's it hanging?
38:53Right.
38:55Not big.
38:56So, everything's set to where we lose the big match,
38:59except Troy's trying to figure where the money comes from.
39:06Then you'd better make sure that does not happen.
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