00:01So, what do you do for a living, mate?
00:03Well, you know, on an aeroplane...
00:04Wow, you're a pilot, what a cool job.
00:06I'm not a pilot, no.
00:07You know, on an aeroplane, the people who hand the stuff out to the passengers.
00:09Oh, you're an air steward. What's that like?
00:11No, I'm not an air steward, no.
00:12You know when they hand out those little headphones?
00:14Oh, you make those little headphones?
00:15No, no, no.
00:16You know the little plastic bag that the headphone comes in?
00:18You make the plastic bag?
00:19No, no.
00:20You know on the bag, it's printed the word headphones.
00:22Oh, you print the word headphones onto the plastic bags?
00:24No, you know the font?
00:25You invented the font?
00:26No, but the man who invented the font has a son.
00:28And you are that son?
00:29No, that son owns a sports shop.
00:30You work in the sports shop?
00:31No, next door to the sports shop is a restaurant.
00:33Are you a waiter?
00:34No, I'm not.
00:35But on the menu, there's a dessert called a Martin Moose.
00:37You're a chef?
00:38No, I went to school with Martin.
00:39And the guy who was the cleaner at that school was called Mr Howlett.
00:42Mr Howlett's got a horse.
00:43I am Mr Howlett's blacksmith.
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