00:00What do you want to be when you leave school?
00:01A midget.
00:02You can't be a midget. You're too big.
00:05All right, what about a dwarf in a science fiction film?
00:07You can't be a dwarf. Dwarfs are really, really small.
00:09A film from very high up. The camera points down.
00:12I'll show you.
00:13From here, miss, you are a giant.
00:15But from here, you're a midget.
00:18But from here...
00:20Oh, you're still a midget.
00:21You can join the circus.
00:21You are too tall to be a real midget.
00:23Oh, what do you mean, real? They don't exist.
00:25Of course they exist.
00:27One of the teachers here at this school is a dwarf.
00:30Mr, um...
00:31Dopey?
00:31No, Mr...
00:32Sneezy.
00:33Stop it!
00:33Mr Kennedy. You must have seen him.
00:36Oh, the really shy one.
00:38He's not really shy.
00:39Yes, he is. He won't come near you.
00:40He always stands miles away from you in the distance.
00:42He's not standing miles away. He's just very, very small.
00:46Mr Kennedy, can you come in here for a minute, please?
00:50Lee here doesn't believe that midgets exist.
00:53Mac, you are an idiot.
00:56Oh, yeah? Come over here and say that!
00:58LAUGHTER
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