00:00Oh dear. Um, have you ever cooked a meal outside of WOW?
00:04Of course I have!
00:06Oh my god!
00:08Your eyes are so different now.
00:11I know how to cook now.
00:12Actually, no. You make pretty dope grilled cheese.
00:15I... Okay, no.
00:16Remember that one time that I was like hella sick and you were like,
00:19Oh, here!
00:20Yeah, no, I made you a hella grilled cheese then.
00:22But then that second time when Jessica was over and you guys were like,
00:25Hey, make me a grilled cheese.
00:27Jessica and I were over at the same time.
00:30Oh, wait, that one time? Like the first time I met her?
00:32Literally we made a video together.
00:34Oh, okay. Okay, when we ate the cat food.
00:37Oh my god.
00:38I'm sorry. We... I've only hung out with you and her like three times.
00:41Yeah, no, and then I made you guys grilled cheese but I like hella fucked up and I was like,
00:45I'm sorry. Usually it's better, I swear.
00:48Right, okay, right. And I ate it.
00:50Okay.
00:51Now I'm better at cooking like actual food.
00:54Yeah, those fucking stuffed mushrooms.
00:56Hell yeah, I'm real good at...
00:58Oh my god.
00:59I'm real good at those mushrooms.
01:00Hell yeah.
01:01I'm so good at it.
01:02Yeah.
01:03Good at cooking...
01:05Follicle.
01:08Follicle?
01:09What?
01:10Is that the right word?
01:11Phallus.
01:12Is phallus what you're thinking of?
01:14Phallus means like penis shaped.
01:17Have you never seen a mushroom with a stem?
01:20Uh...
01:21Have you never seen like the type of mushroom we're referring to that I cook?
01:26Like a shiitake mushroom or a portobello mushroom?
01:29They all have stems.
01:31They're like that... the stems are like that long and then the fucking head is like that big.
01:37You've never had a really misshapen penis?
01:40I'm fucking out.
01:46Goodbye.
01:47Goodbye.
01:48Goodbye.
01:49Goodbye.
01:50Goodbye.
01:51Goodbye.
01:52Goodbye.
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