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00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:20I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
00:24I crushed since childhood.
00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:48I'm sorry.
00:52I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:58You just got pucked, Dora.
01:06But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
01:16It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
01:28Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
01:32We love you so much.
01:34I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
01:38Get with Leo, lose my big card.
01:48You followed Leo to college for nothing.
01:58You idiot.
01:59You need to die a virgin.
02:01No.
02:02If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
02:06Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
02:11Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
02:14Dora.
02:15Can it wait?
02:16I'm just, I'm a little busy.
02:20Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
02:27I think we would make a great team.
02:30I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
02:37Oh my god!
02:58What did she just say?
03:00She's a virgin.
03:01L-M-A-O.
03:02How sweet.
03:07The bleeding little virgin.
03:10Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
03:16What else do you have to say to Leo?
03:2350.
03:24Hey.
03:25I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
03:27It's funny.
03:29Something in the toilet made me think of you.
03:31And then I heard your needy voice.
03:34I can't believe you're still a virgin.
03:39Wait.
03:40I totally can.
03:43But I do love what you've done with your hair.
03:46Cool.
03:51Don't have a mustache.
03:55I'll just, I'll leave you guys.
03:57Go.
03:58And this.
03:59It's interesting.
04:00Women have a choice for her.
04:01They can be appealing.
04:02Or they can be you.
04:03I like this cardigan.
04:04So would my great great great great grandmother.
04:05Leo's hot.
04:06You're not.
04:07Leo's rich.
04:08Poor.
04:09Leo's rich.
04:10You're not.
04:11Leo's rich.
04:12You're poor.
04:13We're in your out.
04:14Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
04:17Good.
04:18Good.
04:19Good.
04:20Good.
04:21Good.
04:22Good.
04:23Good.
04:24Good.
04:25Good.
04:26Good.
04:27Good.
04:28Good.
04:29Good.
04:30Good.
04:31Good.
04:32Good.
04:33Good.
04:34Good.
04:35Good.
04:36Good.
04:37Mindy.
04:39Know your place, nerd.
04:41In the library, holding your nose what the oven happens.
04:52Now, if you could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
05:07What the hell? I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
05:17This much.
05:41Did your towel just fall?
05:43What?
05:45Wanna sleep a peek?
05:50Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
05:52I just told Leo that I was in love with them, but Mindy was there.
05:56So now the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin.
05:59Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
06:03Come on, I know you're in there, virgin.
06:06I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
06:13Oh, Troy.
06:25No virgins here.
06:27But you already knew that, right?
06:31Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
06:34Oh.
06:35Not so fast.
06:36You are the ignorer.
06:37I saved you.
06:38I love you.
06:39Big time.
06:40Big time.
06:41No way.
06:42Guys like you only want one thing.
06:43Such as.
06:44Help pass you the math.
06:45Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation and I know you're good with that kind of stuff, but it's gotta be kept real secret.
06:59If you got a virus from a porn site, that's your own problem.
07:00What?
07:01No, no.
07:02Some stranger's putting money into my account and I'm worried they're setting me up to make it look like I'm throwing games.
07:06Match fixing?
07:07That also sounds super dodgy.
07:08I'm not touching it.
07:09Wait.
07:10Wait.
07:11No.
07:12No.
07:13No.
07:14No.
07:15No.
07:16No.
07:17No.
07:18No.
07:19No.
07:20No.
07:21No.
07:22No.
07:23No.
07:24No.
07:25No.
07:26No.
07:27Not touching it.
07:28Wait.
07:31What if we did a deal?
07:34You helped me and I help you get Leo.
07:38BOOM.
07:39Swinging for fifth base in no time.
07:42It's a sexual reference.
07:44For you.
07:45He wants to have sex with Leo.
07:49It's not just sex.
07:52I love Leo.
07:55I've been waiting for him.
07:56So do we have a deal?
07:58Okay, but I need to clear something up.
08:01Fifth base? I thought it was fourth.
08:04You got some work to do.
08:07You think I'm a joke?
08:10It's called teasing door.
08:12Do you want Leorn?
08:15So, you teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things?
08:26You want me to teach her how to kiss the laugh?
08:39I just want to know what Leo will expect.
08:43I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
08:49Alright.
08:51Maybe we should tackle it in order.
08:54List it for me.
08:56Flirting fashion technique.
08:58Okay, so you spend some time thinking about this.
09:01Alright.
09:02Flirting skills first and then boom.
09:05Fifth base.
09:06Sounds good.
09:07Just don't forget about fashion.
09:09And we need a deadline.
09:10How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team?
09:13You can make a big move there.
09:15It's only two weeks away.
09:17Calm down.
09:18You're not that hopeless.
09:19We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
09:22Okay.
09:23Sounds good.
09:24My whole life is going to change.
09:28Go team.
09:29Oh, turkey.
09:30Gotcha.
09:31Dora!
09:32Just the person I wanted to see.
09:33Oh, shit.
09:34I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
09:48You did?
09:49Yeah.
09:50I was just feeling really insecure because I really like Leo.
10:00I shouldn't have reacted that way.
10:02Yeah.
10:03Okay.
10:04Thanks.
10:05Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
10:09You should totally come.
10:11All of us lost our B cards at the cake parties, didn't we girls?
10:17Totally.
10:18Totally.
10:19What the hell, Dora, do you even live here?
10:40It's so friggin' neat.
10:42I like that it's organized.
10:47What are you doing?
10:48Checking to see if your underwear is color-coded.
10:51You probably have mass solution of the week on it.
10:58My underwear is none of your business.
11:02I mean, it kind of is.
11:06If you want my help landing Leo.
11:09Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
11:18What are you doing?
11:19Just- What are you doing?
11:26You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
11:30I-I've been on my days, Dora.
11:31I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
11:32You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
11:39I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
11:49They're just eyes.
11:51I have two of them, like everyone else.
11:54Come on, Dora. I was flirting with you.
11:58This is why I need help.
12:03Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
12:06Just be open to signals.
12:08Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
12:12Can I bore you?
12:15Why would you care?
12:25Because you have such beautiful eyes.
12:33You're flirting again?
12:37Yeah. You're supposed to say something flirty back.
12:41Something flirty back.
12:46I know. I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
12:50What do you think?
12:52Why not?
12:54But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
12:57Don't expect miracles.
12:59We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
13:01Alright.
13:03I'll grab us a drink.
13:05Just...
13:07Try to be cool.
13:09Dude, when am I not cool?
13:10Oh my god, there's Leo.
13:12You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
13:14Yeah. Good luck.
13:15Oh my god.
13:16There we go.
13:17Oh my god.
13:18There we go.
13:20Hey...
13:21Hey...
13:22Hey...
13:23Oh my god.
13:24Ryan!
13:25Who's the best?
13:26I'm kinda nervous.
13:27Yeah.
13:28You gave me shit.
13:29You didn't want to be cool.
13:31Oh, my god.
13:32We've got to be cool.
13:33Dude.
13:34When am I not cool?
13:35Oh my god.
13:36There's Leo.
13:37You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
13:39Yeah.
13:40Good luck.
13:42There she goes.
13:43There we go.
13:45Hey.
13:47Hey.
13:51Hey.
13:53I felt you staring at me from over there.
13:56Was I?
14:00I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
14:03You don't gotta say it.
14:05Minnie's a bitch.
14:07And you're awesome.
14:08I am.
14:10I am.
14:16Hey.
14:21Hey.
14:23Sorry I don't mean to interrupt.
14:26This is cool.
14:28Cool.
14:31I'm sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
14:36You don't gotta say it. It's cool.
14:38Oh, okay.
14:43Yes, she does.
14:44Doesn't she, girls?
14:47Whatever it is.
14:50And I think it is her vagina.
14:53It's like a vagina when we dry her.
14:57We call it Adora.
15:03What the hell do you think you're doing?
15:09We're doing nothing.
15:11She needs you.
15:13Because...
15:14You're nothing.
15:16Oh.
15:17I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
15:20She buys an Inventi size tube.
15:23How cute!
15:25But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
15:30That's the highest one.
15:31Don't you dare laugh!
15:35Don't you dare laugh!
15:37Well, it's about me all of a sudden.
15:47What are you seeing her?
15:50Dora the Borer?
15:52Does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
16:00She's great.
16:02It's as simple as that, Mindy.
16:05Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
16:12Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
16:17I think it's kind of sweet.
16:26This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
16:31Get ready for the plan I have.
16:33Specifically for you.
16:35Be five minutes.
16:41Come on.
16:50I'll tell you something about it.
16:57Wait here.
16:58I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
17:00Leo, I have been in love with you for years. I think we'd make a great team. I've been saving myself for you and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
17:20Ouch, that's a real kick in the lady months.
17:27Could you beat Penny or Dusty?
17:30I don't know.
17:32Can you, Nora?
17:34Ready? Okay.
17:36Take my virginity.
17:38Take my virginity.
17:40Take my virginity.
17:41Take my virginity.
18:02Please, stop.
18:08Please, let me go.
18:11It's what you need.
18:12No.
18:13No.
18:14This is all that we know of.
18:15This is the end.
18:16It's the end when you're on the disc.,
18:18The end.
18:19I don't care for me.
18:20No.
18:21It's what we know of this.
18:22We know of this.
18:23The end.
18:24When you're on the disc...
18:25You say now, are you?
18:30It's the end...
18:32...the end.
18:33There's the end.
18:34The end.
18:35There's the end.
18:36I don't care for you.
18:37Why are you to do it?
18:38I don't care for you.
18:39I hope Leo doesn't see me like this.
18:46Please, please go.
18:49Mom, honey, you wanna go?
18:52Please.
18:54You can go.
18:55We just wanna hear you say it.
18:58One more time.
19:00Say, take my virginity.
19:04Say, yeah.
19:05Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it!
19:13That's enough!
19:18That's enough!
19:29And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
19:31I don't care what anyone says.
19:35When someone starts shit with me,
19:38I always finish it.
19:40You're wrong.
19:43I'll finish it.
19:44I'm sorry.
19:45I'm sorry.
19:52I'm sorry.
19:54I'm sorry.
19:56I'm sorry.
19:58I'm sorry.
20:01I'm sorry.
20:04I'll get you a tissue.
20:05I'll get you a tissue.
20:15Sorry.
20:16I'm usually a crier.
20:19You can't let me get to you.
20:22You need to fight back. Like with a shark. You just need to punch her in the nose.
20:30Why do you care if she bullies me?
20:35You remind me of my little sister.
20:39Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
20:43I mean she's eight. I really hope so.
20:48They remind you of an eight year old?
20:54Stop crying.
20:58It's all gonna be okay.
21:02It's easy for you to say.
21:05You have to go to the hockey team.
21:08Everyone loves you.
21:11And I'm just...
21:14Dora.
21:20I happen to think you're pretty great.
21:24And that should count for something since I'm apparently so amazing.
21:28So amazing.
21:35I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
21:38I said,
21:44I'm closing my eyes.
21:46Because I meant it.
21:49I'm lying to you.
21:51Because I meant it.
21:55And the worst part is...
21:56And the worst part is, I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
22:07You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you, no matter what you do.
22:11I just have to change the way that he sees me.
22:14I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
22:18Okay. We'll make it happen, if that's what you really want.
22:32Let's do another flirty lesson.
22:34Now?
22:36It's not like we have another party to get to.
22:40Great team.
22:51Let's pretend like we're on a date.
22:53Okay?
22:55Show me some pointers.
22:58Okay. So, flirting.
23:03You want to make lots of eye contact.
23:06And if you can, touch them.
23:13Your arm.
23:21Your hand.
23:28Mm-hmm.
23:36And see how that would be like you.
23:39I know this is fake, but it feels real.
23:44And you should laugh at Leo's jokes, if he makes any.
23:49Which you probably won't.
23:51And then you should find something special about him to compliment him.
23:56If you can think of anything.
23:57You're a really good teacher.
24:10Hey, Mike.
24:13You smell so good.
24:16What is that?
24:18It just means we want to get close.
24:27Oh, God.
24:30Oh, God.
24:33This shit actually works.
24:34What?
24:41Congratulations.
24:42You just passed Flirting 101.
24:45You're better at this than you thought.
24:47I know.
24:48Wait, who knew I had it in me?
24:50Just curious.
24:52Why did you say that stuff about me?
24:55Well, you told me to find something special.
24:59About the person I was flirting with.
25:01And you went with, I smell nice?
25:06What's wrong with that?
25:08How do you want to smell?
25:10A pair of sweaty old socks?
25:12Hockey players are tough, okay?
25:14We don't smell nice.
25:17Hey.
25:20Relax.
25:22You are still a beast on the ice.
25:25I will let your secret get out.
25:30Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
25:33I like it.
25:35Thanks.
25:38Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
25:41Yeah.
25:43It's around here somewhere.
25:49Tora is helping Troy track the money?
25:50If she works out I sent it, they'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
25:57She's gonna fuck everything up.
25:59Dora's helping Troy track the money?
26:06If she works out I sent it, they'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
26:10She's gonna fuck everything up!
26:18I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
26:26What's up with you and Dora?
26:29What's it to you?
26:31She's an old friend. Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
26:35Yeah?
26:37Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
26:40Dora. Hardly. She's like our team mascot.
26:44Perfect. Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
26:50I wonder if Troy will like this.
27:02I don't care what Troy thinks. This is about Leo. Stupid.
27:06Going somewhere geek girl.
27:08I've got a date with Troy.
27:22Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
27:36Where are you going? The library?
27:38I obviously did something to offend you.
27:44Everything about you offends me geek.
27:46The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
27:52I mean, do you have any self-respect?
28:00Can I go?
28:02Well, not until I help you out a little.
28:04I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
28:09And these have a definite gotta go.
28:17And this horn again?
28:19So gross.
28:21Stop!
28:23And you gotta bait the hook with something.
28:34You gotta fight back.
28:38Like with a shark.
28:39You gotta punch her in the nose.
29:04Sorry, I'm late.
29:05Yeah, you should be.
29:06It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
29:11I know.
29:12Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
29:23It's the butt.
29:26Butt, like.
29:28I'm going to run to your two tables.
29:36Oh.
29:38I'll just stick to fourth base then.
29:48Where's the crazy little bitch that...
29:50That's her.
29:51Oh, Chris.
29:52Your mom is stopping me.
29:53Are you Dora Miller?
29:55Dora Miller, you're under arrest.
29:56For aggravating assault.
30:02Whoa, whoa.
30:03Hang on a second.
30:04Can we just talk about this?
30:06This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
30:09No.
30:10No, she's the one who assaulted me.
30:11Wait, they opened my shirt and took pictures.
30:17I've seen you at the rink, yeah?
30:19Yeah.
30:20I don't miss a game.
30:21You guys are crushing it this year.
30:22Oh, thanks.
30:23Yeah, but you see Dora here.
30:24She's the team's assistant.
30:25She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
30:28Yeah?
30:29No.
30:31This is bullshit.
30:32This is not happening.
30:34Oh, really?
30:35Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear?
30:44That's what I thought.
30:45Sorry for this misunderstanding.
30:52Nice to meet you.
30:53Nice to meet you too.
30:54See you in the next game?
30:55You will, go team.
31:04Lay hands on Dora again and you'll be dealing with me.
31:06Got it?
31:08I can't believe you recognized him from the rink.
31:13No, I've never seen him before in my life.
31:15That was bullshit?
31:16It worked, didn't it?
31:17Unbelievable.
31:18You know what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face?
31:19I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
31:20I don't know what happened, okay?
31:21Just one moment she was monstering me and then the next my fist was just in her face.
31:25Yeah, I wish it would have been there slugger.
31:55I'm calling the cops.
32:12Or you can stay with me tonight.
32:22I'll change my sheets.
32:23You can sleep in my bed tonight.
32:27I'll take the floor.
32:35I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
32:39He feels so good.
32:40Oh no!
32:41Am I hot for Troy?
32:51Do you have something I could change into?
32:52Yeah, of course.
32:59Thanks.
33:09I'm so sorry.
33:14I did not realize.
33:17Relax, Doyle.
33:19You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a freaking game.
33:22Yeah, but that's...
33:23That's different.
33:26You can look now.
33:28You're still shirtless.
33:30That's how I sleep.
33:32But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
33:35Dream on.
33:36I'm so sorry.
33:45Come here.
33:46Babe.
33:46I hate you, baby
33:48Cause it's been darkness all along
33:56I hate you, baby
34:16I can, uh, share the bed if you want
34:24I trust you
34:26A lot of people say you shouldn't
34:28But you're more like I do
34:30You're a gentleman
34:32And you're gonna ruin my reputation
34:34If you go around saying stuff like that
34:38Are you sure?
34:40We can put a pillow in between us
34:44We might need a thicker drawing
35:14What happened to the pillow?
35:20Someone threw it on the floor
35:22It wasn't me
35:24Why would I do that?
35:26I don't know
35:28Maybe cause you wanted me to do this
35:30Maybe cause you wanted me to do this
35:44And this
35:46All my days just trying to find
35:48The way for me
35:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
35:58You know Leah's the one I want
36:02You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base
36:06I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet
36:08Right, yeah
36:10Sorry for freaking out
36:12I just think
36:14Maybe we should concentrate on
36:16You know
36:17Fashion
36:18Since the
36:19The dance is tomorrow night
36:20Yeah, I actually need to call my cousins about that
36:22Yeah
36:24Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on
36:28Okay
36:30Okay
36:32I have an American history exam
36:34I gotta get to so
36:35I'm gonna
36:42Hey, what's up?
36:44What's up, dude?
36:46So
36:48Your door punched Mindy
36:50It's unhinged, man
36:51Trust me, dude
36:52Mindy deserved it
36:54Mindy deserved it
36:56You gotta kick her to the curb, bro
37:01Why are you so down on Dora?
37:03Isn't she your friend?
37:04Of course she is
37:05But
37:06We have the most important game of the year coming up
37:08And you need to be more focused
37:11I'm focused
37:12Okay, don't worry about me
37:14Doesn't look it
37:15When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming
37:18You're running around with Dora all the time
37:22Leo
37:26Hey
37:30Gotta wash this
37:31Get it back to you
37:35Mindy trashed Dora's room so she stayed here last night
37:39Wow
37:42Are you that desperate to get laid?
37:53Oh
37:56Jesus
37:57Stop it, stop
37:58Okay
38:00Troy is just a friend
38:04It's nice to know what you really think of me
38:06I was just looking out for you
38:07Troy's the biggest player on campus
38:09You're a virgin
38:12I just didn't want you to get hurt
38:14Thanks, man
38:16There's nothing happening between us
38:21Don't say that more, do you?
38:24Thanks, buddy
38:26Great chat
38:28Go team
38:37Excuse me
38:38Excuse me
38:43The boss wants an update
38:49Hey, Big Mike
38:50How's it hanging?
38:53Right
38:55Nothing
38:56So
38:57Everything's set to where
38:58We lose the big match
38:59Except
39:00Troy's trying to figure out where the money comes from
39:06Then you'd better make sure
39:07That
39:08Does not happen
39:09I'm happy
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