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00:00Jane, get that ball!
00:12Yep, that's me, Jane.
00:17As plain as my name.
00:27You clumsy idiots!
00:29Oh my god, can you believe that she wants to be a South Bay talent?
00:33The closest she'll ever get is wearing that stupid costume.
00:36Little Miss Jane the Freak!
00:39You want to be a cheerleader so bad, don't you?
00:42I do want to be a cheerleader.
00:44And Sophia Green is the captain.
00:46And she decides who gets to be on the team every year.
00:49This little bird is going to lick my shoe to be a cheerleader.
00:53Happy Meal?
00:54Who lost a bet with a chicken nugget?
00:56So hot!
01:00Who is that?
01:02That's William Henley.
01:03The star of the basketball team.
01:04I just transferred here from out of state.
01:08Oh my god.
01:09He's mine.
01:10Tee me up.
01:11He can't take his eyes off.
01:12He's mine.
01:13Tee me up.
01:14He can't take his eyes off you.
01:15True captain and basketball team captain?
01:16No.
01:17What?
01:18Who is that?
01:19You guys belong together.
01:20I know.
01:21I know.
01:22Look at this pathetic rooster.
01:23Look at this pathetic rooster.
01:24You can't take his eyes off you.
01:25True captain and basketball team captain?
01:26You guys belong together.
01:27I know.
01:28Look at this pathetic rooster.
01:29You really think you have a chance with him?
01:30Go clean up the floor, freak.
01:36Oh my god.
01:37It got me good.
02:02That was awesome.
02:04and that was my first kiss
02:25that was my first kiss
02:29are you okay?
02:34you're bleeding
02:36let me take you to the nurse
02:41that little skank
02:59what just happened?
03:03it was an accident I didn't mean to
03:05I've never kissed anyone before
03:07then you're naturally a good kisser
03:11guys like him must have kissed a lot of girls
03:13total playboy
03:15William
03:17I'm Jane
03:19Jane Smith?
03:21how does he know my name?
03:23you don't remember me do you?
03:29my dad's calling
03:31hello?
03:33what?
03:35she forgotten me already?
03:37what do you mean?
03:39our house has been destroyed by a tornado
03:41dad
03:42i'm still on my business trip
03:43but do you remember the henley neighbors
03:44with that chubby kid they used to play with
03:46they just moved back in town
03:47and said that you could stay with them to finish school out
03:49tubby? you mean the neighbor kid who used to argue with me and play with my brains and eat all my cookies?
03:56yes! him! he's gonna be a south bay talent with you and i heard he's gonna be captain of the basketball team
04:03tubby? you mean the neighbor kid?
04:07he's gonna be a south bay talent with you and i heard
04:10dad? dad?
04:14hello?
04:19just my luck
04:21another guy who will be mean to me
04:24this must be the place
04:29it's Jane
04:30It's Jane.
04:32Come in.
04:33Where have I heard that voice?
04:39I haven't seen Tuffy since we were kids.
04:41All I remember, he was fat and dorky.
04:43There's no way he suddenly got handsome.
04:49What are you doing here?
04:51Jane Smith.
04:52Meet again.
04:55I think I'm at the wrong place.
05:00You really don't remember me?
05:05How is it possible?
05:06The school hunk is Tubby?
05:09Janey, Janey, Janey.
05:16Jane, do you really want to be a cheerleader?
05:18Of course I do.
05:19And I'll date the most handsome basketball captain.
05:22I could be the captain of the basketball team.
05:25Yeah, right.
05:26They're most fit and handsome.
05:28Well then you can't be a cheerleader either!
05:30Never!
05:31That's not true!
05:32Stop eating my peanut butter cookies!
05:34These aren't peanut butter!
05:35I'm allergic!
05:40I can't believe it.
05:42Is it him?
05:43Tubby?
05:46This is not happening.
05:49Janey, you haven't changed one day.
05:51Janey, I am so happy you're here.
05:54And William was so fond of you when you were kids.
06:00Fond of me?
06:01He just enjoys seeing me cry.
06:02That's all.
06:03And I'm so glad he knows at least one person going into school tomorrow.
06:06Oh, we actually saw each other at school today.
06:07She was with the cheerleading team.
06:08Oh, she had a lot of fun.
06:09Cheerleading team?
06:10Janey, I remember when you were a kid, you were such a good dancer.
06:11Did you finally join the cheerleading team?
06:12You'd better not tell Mary about the bullying I got at school.
06:13What?
06:14It's the truth.
06:15I'm not being seen as a loser at home too.
06:16William, how can you be so careless?
06:19But didn't you just kick it?
06:20Here, take my toast.
06:21I know you love bread, right?
06:22What, what?
06:24I'm not being seen as a loser at home too.
06:25I guess you're a loser at home too.
06:27Did you finally join the cheerleading team?
06:29I'd better not tell Mary about the bullying I got at school.
06:30What?
06:31It's the truth.
06:32I'm not being seen as a loser at home too.
06:38William, how can you be so careless?
06:39Can you just kick it?
06:40Here, take my toast.
06:41I know you love bread, right?
06:43What are you doing here?
06:44Aren't you too adorable?
06:46No.
06:49You don't have to walk me to the bathroom.
06:51The hot water is tricky. Let me show you that easy.
06:54I think I can figure it out.
06:56You should have to turn it that way.
06:58Okay. I got it. You can leave now.
07:00I'm so sorry.
07:20Get out!
07:22Sorry. Yeah.
07:31Oh shit. I don't have any clean clothes.
07:35I'm sure Mrs. Heavenly has some extra clothes.
07:39God, it's dark here. Where's the light?
07:44What's this?
07:45What are you doing?
08:00Jane? Are you okay?
08:06Nothing. It was just a cockroach.
08:09Oh no. This is a new house. We shouldn't have any cockroaches.
08:13Let me come see.
08:15No need. I killed it.
08:26Jane?
08:27I flushed it down the toilet.
08:31Oh, Mrs. Henley, do you have any clothes I could borrow?
08:34My house got blown away and all my things with it.
08:36Yes, of course. Come with me. I'll call the inspector later.
08:47I'm dying for school.
08:51I hope I don't have a test today.
08:54Miss Sackler.
08:57Miss Sackler.
09:00I did turn in my assignment, Miss Sackler.
09:11What's this?
09:13Am I having a sex dream?
09:15This isn't much better than the school dream I was having.
09:19An eight pack?
09:20An eight pack?
09:21Let's see what else you got.
09:25Let's see what else you got.
09:27What are you doing?
09:29Why is that voice so familiar?
09:31Who am I dreaming about?
09:33I thought I was dreaming.
09:42Are you trying to sleep with me?
09:46I must have been sleepwalking.
09:48It happens when I'm stressed.
09:50I'm sorry if...
09:51You always take your pants off and grow guys in your seashell?
09:58Or is that just an excuse to get in bed with me?
10:00Are you hard?
10:01What are you going to do next if I didn't wake up?
10:02I...
10:04Are you trying to turn me on in my sleep?
10:06So I'd wake up and want to sleep with you?
10:08Do you have sex that much?
10:10I didn't mean to!
10:11I've never even had sex before!
10:12She's a virgin.
10:13What's wrong with me?
10:14What's wrong with me?
10:15I didn't mean to!
10:16I've never even had sex before!
10:18She's a virgin.
10:20What's wrong with me?
10:21No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:23take a cold shower!
10:26Cold shower, cold shower, cold shower, cold shower.
10:27So I'd wake up and want to sleep with you?
10:30Do you have sex that much?
10:32I didn't mean to! I've never even had sex before!
10:38She's a virgin.
10:41What's wrong with me?
10:42No, no, no, no. Go take a cold shower.
10:44Cold shower. Cold shower. Cold shower.
10:51Good morning, dear.
10:57You both look so tired. What did she get up to last night?
11:05I just missed my bed.
11:07A raccoon got into my room last night.
11:10A raccoon? That is odd. I really must have those inspectors come by.
11:14And when you guys are done eating, I will take you to school.
11:27It's William! How do I look? So good.
11:40Okay. Hi, William!
11:42What the fuck is little mascot freak doing with William?
11:55Oh, can I sit here?
12:09I'm sorry. This is for the rest of my clan.
12:13Look!
12:30Oops! I didn't see you there.
12:32He's in the back.
12:35What are you doing?
12:38Know your place, you little freak.
12:40William is mine.
12:45And if I ever see you get near him again,
12:47I'll make your life a living hell.
12:49Not everyone is all about boys like you!
12:52How dare you, ugly bitch!
12:58Who the fuck just hit me?
13:03Oops.
13:04It's him.
13:09Your wrist. Are you okay?
13:12This is going to be worse for me if Sophia sees William being nice to me.
13:16Your glasses.
13:17William!
13:19Sophia, hey. Sorry, I...
13:20My hand slipped and the ball went flying.
13:22I hadn't hurt you, did I?
13:23No, no, it's okay.
13:24I know you didn't mean it, but...
13:27I know how you can make it up to me.
13:29Jane!
13:32Jane, wait!
13:35Did he just walk away from me to chase after that little mascot freak?!
13:40Jane!
13:43You let her bully you like that?
13:44I don't want to hear you preach.
13:51What happened to you?
13:53You weren't always so wimpy, you used to stand up for yourself.
13:55What do you know?
13:57You're the captain of the basketball team.
14:00You're popular.
14:02I'm not.
14:03You don't understand what it's like for people like me.
14:07Jane, I didn't mean it, but...
14:08Forget it!
14:11I just want my last semester to be in peace.
14:15Wait!
14:21Take this off your wrist.
14:25I guess I have to live with these for now.
14:44Maybe I should have been nicer to him.
14:50William?
14:52I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
14:55Give me some medicine from Coach.
15:20You okay?
15:21You okay?
15:23He seems so different from how I remember him.
15:27You're staring.
15:29What, are you like in love with me or something?
15:31What?
15:33Don't be such a narcissist.
15:35You're the one staring at me.
15:42Oh my God, is he trying to?
15:51Why are you still wearing these broken glasses?
15:57Why do you think?
15:59They're my only pair.
16:01Take these.
16:02Remember, we have the same prescription.
16:03But I...
16:04I saw you getting some ketchup on your shirt, so...
16:07You can wear this.
16:09I have to go see coach before class, but I'll see you in PE.
16:16How the heck do I put these into my eyes?
16:21Take your seats!
16:22Take your seats!
16:27Why isn't Gene come on yet?
16:28All right, Rub Rats.
16:30This year, to be fair, we're holding elections for cheer captain.
16:34Um, I've been cheer captain every year since, like, the sixth grade.
16:39It's obviously going to be me.
16:40Yes, Sophia.
16:41We all know you want to run.
16:43We just want to give everybody else a chance.
16:44So would anyone else like to run?
16:49Who else could it be?
16:51What took you so long?
17:01I've never used this before.
17:03I nearly poked my eye out.
17:05Let me see your face.
17:17What?
17:18Do I have something on my face?
17:19It's horrible, isn't it?
17:22No.
17:23It looks good.
17:27Remember, you always had pretty eyes.
17:29Everyone can see them.
17:30Would anyone else besides Sophia like to run for cheer captain this year?
17:37Kelly?
17:40Dolly?
17:40Well, in that case, this year's cheer captain goes to coach.
17:49I nominate Jane for cheer captain.
17:50Who in their right minds?
17:53Who in their right minds?
17:55Is this the new girl?
17:56I think it's Jane.
17:58She's so much prettier.
18:00Jane?
18:01Like, little freak mascot Jane?
18:03Is that Jane?
18:07I never thought Jane was really pretty, bro.
18:09She looks so good with all her glasses.
18:12Jane.
18:13Would you like to run for cheer captain?
18:16I...
18:16I don't think so.
18:21Of course.
18:22I mean, how could a freak mascot be a South Bay talent?
18:25She can't even be a rooster without tripping over her own tail.
18:29Are you really going to let her bully you out of your dream?
18:31Well, in that case, this year's cheer captain by default goes to...
18:38Wait!
18:44I accept the nomination.
18:46I want to run for cheer captain.
18:48Against Sophia?
18:50That's social suicide.
18:52Alright, Jane.
18:53This is stupid.
18:54I mean, nobody's going to vote for her, and then she's going to be all sad.
18:58Who in here is going to vote for Jane?
19:01See?
19:06I will.
19:13Well, if William's voting for her, maybe we should, too.
19:17And so will the basketball team.
19:19Unless they want to run extra laps today.
19:23Alright, looks like we got a proper race.
19:25This year's candidates for cheer captain are...
19:28Sophia Green and Jane Smith.
19:30Listen, you guys are going to put together a team and perform for the school.
19:34And then everyone will vote to see who you want to be captain.
19:38Class dismissed.
19:39Let's go, guys.
19:39Come on.
19:44Coach, I thought we had a deal.
19:47My father wouldn't be very pleased to find out.
19:50Don't worry.
19:50You're, uh...
19:51We'll be alright.
19:52Nobody gets in the way of me and cheer captain.
19:58Congratulations, Jane.
19:59That was really awesome just now.
20:04That was terrifying.
20:07I thought Sophia was going to kill me.
20:12I...
20:12I gotta go put a team together.
20:14Jane is not...
20:21I got glasses.
20:23Do you need to have a shot with her?
20:25Go in a lab.
20:29Does William like Jane?
20:36Vote for Sophia.
20:38Vote for me.
20:40I'm gonna vote for Sophia.
20:41It seems like everybody is voting for Sophia.
20:49I have to find some more votes.
20:51You mother clucker.
20:53How are you going to be cheer captain with zero cheerleaders?
20:57I'll find a team.
20:59I already have one.
21:01You think you two loser nerds are going to out-cheer me and my girls?
21:05Just because we get good grades doesn't mean we can't cheer.
21:11Okay.
21:12Alright, that's...
21:13That was enough.
21:14That was enough.
21:19Maybe she's right.
21:20How am I going to form a team to compete with Sophia Green?
21:23She already has all the cheerleaders.
21:26Giving up so soon?
21:26This is your fault.
21:32Didn't you see how everyone took Sophia's pin?
21:35No one's left to join my team.
21:37Not everyone.
21:39Did you try asking her?
21:43Sophia was right.
21:44I can't beat her.
21:46We're just going to embarrass ourselves.
21:48I'm surprised, Jane.
21:49You're chickening out.
21:51You don't even dare to ask her.
21:53What?
21:54No.
21:55I'm not chickening out.
21:56I'm just...
21:57It's called logical judgment.
22:00And even if she did join, we're still short on people.
22:04Janie, I know would have invited her.
22:09Okay.
22:10Fine.
22:11I'll ask her.
22:12I'll show you.
22:13Nobody wants to join my cheer team.
22:17Emily?
22:19This might seem weird.
22:21Would you like to join my cheerleading team?
22:23I'll see you next time.
22:24Bye.
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