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Out Of Order S02E03
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00:00Oh
00:18Welcome to our
00:21the show my
00:24Comedians
00:26to find out who's the best judge or character.
00:34Let's meet him!
00:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:53Now, Josh, move.
00:57Yes, sir.
00:59Are you, Josh?
01:01Nice to see you, Rosie.
01:03Right, Catherine, from a very early point.
01:09Yes.
01:10What do you reckon Josh's night-time routine is?
01:18I guess the same night-time routine as a badger.
01:21Just a lot of scurrying around, late-night activity.
01:27I don't know.
01:28OK, is it being a badger?
01:32I try and stay out of the woods, actually, after dark.
01:36Oh.
01:37Cos that's when I come out.
01:40LAUGHTER
01:42I close the curtains, lights off, I get the TV remote...
01:48Yeah.
01:49..and I watch a 55-year-old man get the ferry in real-time
01:54from the Isle of Skye back to mainland Scotland.
01:57LAUGHTER
02:00Yeah, he goes all over the UK and into Europe as well, sometimes.
02:05What's the most shocking deviation of the format that you've seen?
02:09He got on a coach once.
02:11Wow.
02:12LAUGHTER
02:13Yeah.
02:14Yeah, my marriage is OK, I think.
02:17LAUGHTER
02:19Well, there's no points to Kevin and Josh.
02:24I was close.
02:25No, I was close.
02:26LAUGHTER
02:27LAUGHTER
02:28I tried my best.
02:30Oh...
02:32LAUGHTER
02:34LAUGHTER
02:35So, Judy.
02:36Yes, boo-boo.
02:37For an early point, what was Leighton's job?
02:40before they come in a stage?
02:41a star?
02:42That's hard.
02:43That's hard.
02:44because I feel like you was a star from when you was born.
02:45Yeah.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Yeah.
02:49Yeah.
02:50Yeah.
02:51Yeah.
02:52Yeah.
02:53Oh, no, I probably shouldn't.
02:54LAUGHTER
02:55So, Judy.
02:56Yes, boo-boo.
02:57Yes, boo-boo.
02:58For an early point, what was Leighton's job before becoming a star?
03:10That's hard, because I feel like you was a star from when you was born.
03:14Mmm.
03:15I just think he was always a star performer.
03:18Is that...?
03:19That's not a good answer.
03:22OK, so he was...
03:24Because I think he was, like, a dancer,
03:28and then maybe he'd get little private, you know, bookings.
03:31Leighton, were you a stripper?
03:35No!
03:37No, my actual secret little side hustle,
03:40so I wasn't getting clocked because I actually was on the teller from Young,
03:43I was a secret shopper.
03:45You was a secret?
03:46Oh, my God!
03:47I always wanted to be a secret shopper to catch the people who were stealing,
03:50but sometimes I was stealing, so I'm going to tell you.
03:52Oh, DJ, that's no point!
03:58Oh, man, this is not good.
04:00But that was our team!
04:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:06Joining us tonight, unknown from Battersea Dogtown...
04:10LAUGHTER
04:11..his birthday's regular!
04:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:18Joining us tonight, unknown from Battersea Dogtown...
04:22LAUGHTER
04:23..his birthday's regular!
04:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:44Jay, Josie and Trey,
04:47Trey, come on over and let's play some Slap, George Vance!
05:03Patron and Josh, you're vote first, you've got to decide if they have answered yes or no to the questions.
05:16So, come on down!
05:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:26Have they ever lied about their height?
05:29OK, what about Shae?
05:32I think, yes.
05:39How tall are you, Shae?
05:41Five foot seven.
05:42He's lying?
05:43Yeah, he's lying.
05:45The Short Kings, welcome in my home.
05:48My husband's 5'11", seven feet standing on his dick.
05:51Doesn't matter to me.
05:55So, you're saying yes?
05:57Yeah.
05:58Shae?
06:00Yes, I have.
06:01I think I'm probably five foot three.
06:03Oh!
06:04I wear high extenders in my shoes.
06:06Take a shoe off.
06:07Yeah, why?
06:09Oh!
06:10Oh!
06:11Oh!
06:12Oh!
06:13Oh!
06:14Oh!
06:15So, I see.
06:16I'll show you what we've been doing for years.
06:24Yeah, so like, it's fair, you know?
06:26Layton.
06:27Layton.
06:29Yeah, well, Layton's an actor.
06:32Yes, and I think as a child star, Layton's mother probably,
06:38Jazz Hands, would have lied the other way.
06:40So, not only is he a liar, his entire family.
06:42LAUGHTER
06:43So, no, I'm saying yes.
06:46Liar, yes.
06:47Yeah, liar.
06:48Layton.
06:49Liar.
06:50Yeah.
06:51But I'm a liar, my mum's not actually a liar.
06:54She lies about other things, but not that.
06:56LAUGHTER
06:58Josie?
06:59I don't think Josie's lied about her height.
07:01No.
07:02Maybe in a police line-up setting.
07:04LAUGHTER
07:07No, I don't see why Josie would.
07:09We say no.
07:10Josie?
07:11Yes, I have.
07:12Whoa!
07:13Oh!
07:14I say I'm shorter.
07:15I'm five foot ten and a half and I'm a lesbian.
07:17The girls are the guy I go for.
07:20I'm a bit out of my depth here.
07:22No.
07:23I get it, I get it.
07:25So, a lesbian is, uh...
07:28Oh, yeah!
07:29Yeah, I got it, yeah.
07:30LAUGHTER
07:32Judy!
07:35I think Judy Love lies about nothing.
07:38I would believe any height Judy told me she was.
07:41If she told me she was 6'1", I'd take it at face value.
07:45If she told me she was 4'11", I wouldn't question that either.
07:49So, I don't think she has.
07:51I don't think she has.
07:52I don't think she has lied.
07:53No.
07:54Judy?
07:55No, I have not lied.
07:56What are you?
07:57Oh, who knows?
07:58I always think I'm 5'5", 5'6".
08:00See, by the time someone asks, Judy's already lying down.
08:03Yeah.
08:06Trey?
08:07I think this woman's full of shit, to be honest.
08:09LAUGHTER
08:11I just don't know why.
08:12We think Trey's full of shit.
08:14Yeah.
08:15Yes.
08:16Trey?
08:17Yes, I have.
08:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
08:20I was on the dating site, just kind of trying to wind my ex up.
08:30I was pretending to be somebody else.
08:32Oh!
08:33What?
08:34What are you saying?
08:35She was catfishing.
08:36Whoa!
08:37Did it work?
08:38LAUGHTER
08:39You got your ex to match with you on a dating site as a fake character, and then what?
08:48Did you make plans to meet up?
08:49You did?
08:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
08:52I was Jess.
08:53That was my name.
08:54Oh, that was your name?
08:55And then did you leave him high and dry?
08:57Did you say, meet up with Jess?
08:58And then you said, I came to the venue, I thought you were ugly, I left.
09:02LAUGHTER
09:03We went to the coffee shop, me and my friend.
09:05I hid in the toilets.
09:07LAUGHTER
09:08And what?
09:09Just what?
09:10Trey!
09:11Come on!
09:12And really?
09:13I just couldn't.
09:14And then we just kind of tried to giggle about it then.
09:16Just watched him in the bathroom laughing at his sad man waiting for Jess.
09:21Yes!
09:22Wow!
09:23APPLAUSE
09:28So, next question.
09:31Do they speak more than one language?
09:34Shea.
09:35Is it racist to say yes?
09:38LAUGHTER
09:43Shea, I think you speak three.
09:46Maybe he doesn't speak them as well as his parents.
09:50Or their poked.
09:51LAUGHTER
10:00Jess?
10:01Yes, I did.
10:02Thank you!
10:07But you were right.
10:08I don't speak it as well as my mum and dad.
10:10Oh.
10:11Later.
10:12I think maybe if you speak some of another language it will be like an Evita.
10:16Yeah.
10:17It's the lyrics for Despacito.
10:18It's not.
10:19Despacito, yeah.
10:20It's not going to get you a ham sandwich in a cafe in Madrid.
10:23LAUGHTER
10:24That's the one.
10:27Later.
10:28Nodding arm.
10:29Josie?
10:30Yeah, I wonder if she's done like a season in like Zanty.
10:34Season in Zanty, yeah.
10:37She's picked up a little bit and she's the go-between, you know, someone's smashed up the hotel room.
10:42And she's kind of mediating between the British and the locals.
10:47Give him his passport back.
10:49He didn't mean it.
10:50Do you know what I mean?
10:51That kind of thing.
10:52I think, yeah, she does.
10:53If you think yes, I will say Josie yes.
10:56Josie?
10:57No, I don't.
10:58Oh, sorry.
10:59Don't listen to me.
11:00Sorry.
11:01Judy?
11:02My instinct is no.
11:03No.
11:04No.
11:05Judy gets everything done in English.
11:07Yeah.
11:09No, I don't.
11:10No.
11:11Trey?
11:12Trey speaks the language of bullshit.
11:14LAUGHTER
11:16This is a woman that will turn her hand to anything to deceive.
11:23LAUGHTER
11:24Let's say yes.
11:26Trey?
11:27No, I do not.
11:28Oh!
11:31Why don't you get to him, Josie?
11:35Do you want that?
11:41First question.
11:44Have they ever forgotten someone's name?
11:49Shay.
11:51Yes.
11:52Do you know what I'm saying?
11:55Do you know my name?
11:57Layton.
11:58Period.
11:59Oh, okay.
12:00That's what we're saying.
12:01Do you know my name?
12:02Yes.
12:03Yes.
12:04Yes, I have.
12:05Josh?
12:06Is it Josh?
12:07No.
12:08I feel like Josh is a little bit, like, there's just that little, like, psychoness in him.
12:15He's really scanning the room.
12:16He's scanning.
12:17I think he's trying to get out of the room.
12:18Yeah.
12:19Have they ever forgotten someone's name?
12:20They must have.
12:21Everyone has.
12:22Yes!
12:23Yes!
12:24Yes!
12:25Everyone has.
12:26Yes!
12:29Everyone has.
12:30Yes!
12:31Yes, JC.
12:32Yes, do you have to?
12:33If you look, have they always forgotten someone's name?
12:35Yes!
12:36Everyone has.
12:37Yes, yes!
12:38Yeah.
12:39Yes, JC.
12:40One, two, three.
12:42Yes!
12:43JC?
12:44Yeah.
12:45Yeah.
12:48Catherine.
12:50Catherine's on the ball, you know.
12:52Yeah, but she's a busy bitch.
12:53She don't have time to be learning names.
12:56Yes. Yeah.
12:57Yeah. Yes.
12:58Now, this one...
13:00She's sneaky.
13:02One, two, three. Yes!
13:04Dre!
13:05Yes, I mixed the name up at the altar.
13:12This one has stories.
13:14Hold on, hold on, hold on a minute.
13:16Hold on.
13:17I was walking up the aisle and my childhood sweetheart was there.
13:22He gave me a cheeky little wink and...
13:25A scandalous.
13:27As we got up there, I was...
13:28Obviously, yeah, my mind was elsewhere.
13:31I'm like...
13:32So, did you go through with the wedding that day?
13:35Yeah.
13:36And how long did you stay married for?
13:3718 years, something like that.
13:41Josh, he was right about it.
13:43All that.
13:44All that.
13:45All that.
13:46All that.
13:47All that.
13:48Right.
13:49Next question.
13:50Do they spiff in public?
13:52Oof.
13:54Shay, I think Shay, he looks like a spitter.
14:00I think he's a secret public spitter.
14:03Do you know what I mean?
14:04He's down the road by himself and he'll just like...
14:07Yeah.
14:09Shay?
14:10No, I don't.
14:11Josh, you definitely look like you spit in public.
14:15I'm going to have to say no.
14:17Just...
14:18He's got kids.
14:19You know what I'm saying?
14:20A special man.
14:21He's got a wife.
14:22Let's say no on this one.
14:23I don't, but I have.
14:25What?
14:26I did two days as a labourer.
14:28And I'm such a social chameleon.
14:31But by day two I was a full tradesman.
14:34Gobbin on the street.
14:36No, you don't.
14:38Embarrassing.
14:39But you did it for two days to break it.
14:43Two days of spitter.
14:45I've got it all out my system.
14:48It's no.
14:50Yay!
14:51Yay!
14:56I saw your face the whole way through that and she looked disgusted,
14:58so I'm hoping this is a no.
15:00Do you want to...
15:01Are you backing me on this?
15:02Alright, we'll go with a no.
15:03Yeah.
15:04Josie?
15:05Absolutely not.
15:06No.
15:07Yeah, but I don't see someone that would be spitting.
15:10No.
15:11I think everyone who knows me recognizes that I exclusively swallow.
15:19Trey?
15:20Oh, Trey.
15:21Lord God.
15:23Only FRX is walking by.
15:25Yeah.
15:27One, two, three, no.
15:29No.
15:30Trey?
15:31No, I do not.
15:32Yay!
15:36Why don't you say that lady?
15:39And you got nine, right?
15:41Woo!
15:42Woo!
15:43Yeah!
15:44Yeah!
15:45Yeah, yeah, yeah!
15:46Yeah!
15:47Yeah!
15:48Yeah!
15:49Yeah!
15:51Hang on a break!
15:53See you in the belly!
15:56Woo!
15:57Woo!
15:58Woo!
15:59Woo!
16:00Woo!
16:01Woo!
16:02Woo!
16:03Woo!
16:04Woo!
16:05Woo!
16:06Woo!
16:07Woo!
16:08Woo!
16:09Woo!
16:10Woo!
16:11Woo!
16:12Woo!
16:13Woo!
16:14Woo!
16:15Woo!
16:16Woo!
16:17Woo!
16:18Woo!
16:19Woo!
16:20Woo!
16:21Woo!
16:22Woo!
16:23Woo!
16:24Woo!
16:25Woo!
16:26Woo!
16:27Woo!
16:28Woo!
16:29Woo!
16:30Woo!
16:31Woo!
16:32Woo!
16:33Woo!
16:34Woo!
16:35Woo!
16:36I want you to choose who out of my line-up has been ghosted the most.
16:55Ooh! I've not been ghosted. I do like ghosting, baby.
17:07As in, if you dare dump me, I will haunt you for the first of your fucking life!
17:19Ooh!
17:23Right, right, that's some questions.
17:29Which one of you are currently on dating apps?
17:33Oh, wow. OK.
17:36OK, but then maybe Trey could have been... I feel like she's lying.
17:39Trey is lying, she doesn't seek my account.
17:42Is she crazy? Yeah!
17:45She's got numerous apps.
17:47SHE LAUGHS She's even on Grindr, I bet.
17:51LAUGHTER
17:53Elliot, what kind of apps...? Just tinge.
17:57What are you looking for?
17:59Uh, a lady. Are you sure?
18:01HE IS ON GRINDER, SECRETLY!
18:05LAUGHTER
18:07What's your type, Elliot? I don't really have a type, if I'm honest.
18:10Just personality and...
18:12Oh, come on, Elliot, man. Blonde.
18:14Blonde?
18:15Yeah, innit, don't be around the bush.
18:18I like all types, I spread out myself to you,
18:20you're going to be like,
18:21Oh, my God, no!
18:22LAUGHTER
18:24Can I ask Elliot, what are you like, um...
18:29post-coital?
18:31Um...
18:32Not to judge your book boys,
18:33you strike me as what I'd call a crier.
18:36LAUGHTER
18:37I'd say I'm more of a talker.
18:42I like to get to know them, you know.
18:44Oh.
18:45After you have sex.
18:46Yeah, after, yeah.
18:47LAUGHTER
18:48Yeah.
18:49Yeah.
18:50I think Elliot's too pure for this dating game.
18:52I think he's probably shifting, first and foremost, bedroom-wise.
18:55I think he's looking to get to know them and they're just...
18:57Do you see a bit of yourself in Elliot?
18:59I'm not projecting at all, but I think he's, er...
19:01LAUGHTER
19:02Anyway, can I hear a bit of your chat?
19:05Maybe I need to get closer to you.
19:06Yeah, yeah.
19:07Yeah!
19:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:21They said white men can't jump, but this is jumping!
19:24What would you say to me?
19:27Give me some lines.
19:28Um...
19:29I'd say, like, er, so how do you feel about PDA?
19:32And they say...
19:33They even say, oh, yeah, I don't mind, and then...
19:35You go first.
19:36Some of them need you to explain what PDA is.
19:37Oh, public displays of affection.
19:39OK.
19:40So you broke it down, that's...
19:41Yeah, yeah.
19:42LAUGHTER
19:43But, Elliot, are you sure you don't mean
19:45pathological demand avoidance?
19:47LAUGHTER
19:48That is quite a popular...
19:53APPLAUSE
19:56You know what the problem is?
19:57People are not ready to date properly,
19:59and probably Elliot is, like, ready.
20:02You just got to wait.
20:03You got to wait, like my husband did,
20:05to be chosen and saved.
20:07LAUGHTER
20:10And I said, you!
20:11APPLAUSE
20:13Kitten, what's been your longest relationship?
20:15Not very long, about a year and a bit.
20:18Did you lock it off or did they lock it off?
20:20It was mutual.
20:21That means they knocked it off.
20:23LAUGHTER
20:24I'm joking, though.
20:25LAUGHTER
20:26I love the young ones on the dating apps.
20:28I love that.
20:29It's savage, stop it.
20:30I think it's just, you know, get straight to the point.
20:33A lot of young people don't want to date, so...
20:35So what kind of dating...
20:36What's the dating apps that you're on?
20:38Grindr.
20:39Grindr?
20:40I feel like Grindr probably is, like,
20:41the highest probability of, like, doing ghosting
20:44because men move crazy on that.
20:46Really?
20:47OK.
20:48Yeah, it's a savage world.
20:50Right.
20:51Duval, have you been in a long-term relationship?
20:54Mmm, you could say.
20:56My longest relationship was six months.
20:58No.
20:59No, baby!
21:00It's just pretty long.
21:01For the gays, what?
21:02Yes.
21:03Is that long for the gays?
21:05For lesbians, I feel like they'd be married,
21:07but for gays, that's long.
21:08Yeah.
21:09My longest one with breaks was two years.
21:12Mmm.
21:13That's a cooler situation, baby.
21:15Yeah.
21:16Joe, if you're not on the apps, where would you meet people?
21:20Down.
21:21Local Pope.
21:22Yeah.
21:23Ghosting seems to be something that people think they do online,
21:27but I've actually, I've ghosted in real life.
21:29You've been ghosted locally?
21:31Um, this is back in the day,
21:33and I turned up, and the guy opened the door,
21:36and it was giving catfish boots,
21:38and literally, I...
21:42I ran away.
21:43Yeah.
21:44I ran, like, literally, and I don't know why,
21:47I had a suitcase, I had, like, a carry-on,
21:50I don't know where I was going.
21:51He was going there for the night.
21:53Yeah, he did.
21:56I don't know loads about dating,
21:57but I think it's a red flag if somebody brings literal baggage
22:00to a first date.
22:04All right, all right.
22:06All right.
22:07You've had enough questions.
22:11Mm-hm.
22:12It's time for you to make a decision.
22:17Judy Layton, you're up first.
22:20Please put your rosy acts on who you think
22:29have been ghosted the most and the least.
22:37Thank God.
22:38How are you?
22:39Mwah, mwah.
22:41Hope we arrived.
22:42Is this what you're saying?
22:43Uh-uh, yeah.
22:44Just gonna read me like that.
22:46Not read you, but I know it's hard out here for the gays.
22:48I think this is it.
22:49And this is no shade, by the way.
22:50This is, like, I know the struggle out in this.
22:52Yeah, they don't know your worth.
22:53That's what it is.
22:54Exactly.
22:55That's right.
22:56Katherine.
22:57Josh.
22:58We are quite torn.
22:59You're rottenness.
23:00OK, so I think kitten is being ghosted the least.
23:05I don't think...
23:06Do you like gentlemen?
23:08Yeah, they're not ghosting you.
23:10Do you know what I mean?
23:11You are deciding when it's done and then you are taking your balls
23:14in a rucksack.
23:15When you leave, you're like, bye.
23:18It's up to you.
23:20Least kitten, I think.
23:22Josh?
23:23Yeah, I'm thinking kind of like a villain origin story.
23:28Oh.
23:29So I think maybe in the early days it was...
23:32LAUGHTER
23:36And then she became this woman of espionage.
23:40I think so, yeah.
23:41I think that's my goal.
23:42Yeah, that's what we're going with, I think.
23:44Right, sit back down.
23:46We have locked in!
23:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:59So, I can reveal the correct order.
24:05It's Elliot.
24:08Never!
24:09Joe once, tried twice, kicked him seven times.
24:17Oh!
24:18For Duvala!
24:22My little baby boy!
24:26LAUGHTER
24:28He's been ghosting 25 times!
24:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:34At what point have we got to accept that you are the problem?
24:47Do you know what it is?
24:49A lot of people that I'm around, like, in family, are in relationships
24:52and they always say, like, it comes when you're not looking.
24:55But I close my eyes and my man's not there.
24:57LAUGHTER
24:59I don't believe in it!
25:00Like, no!
25:01APPLAUSE
25:04So, that means, Kevin and Josh, you got nothing right
25:13but you, DLA, you got one round!
25:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:27You immediately ate that.
25:28So, at the end of that round,
25:31I'm GDLA to Nervyn Lilley!
25:35Yay!
25:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:42After the break, find out which of my regulars gifted their partner
25:53a Rubik's Cube made of nudes!
26:02See you in a minute!
26:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:21Welcome back!
26:23Like a little comedy bed bug!
26:27I keep on coming back!
26:28I keep on coming back and making you rich!
26:34LAUGHTER
26:35Sorry!
26:36Before the break, I actually, which one of my regulars gifted their partner
26:49a Rubik's Cube made of nudes!
26:56And it was...
26:58JAAAAAAA!
27:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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27:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:06Oh, my God!
27:08Oh, my God!
27:09Oh, my God!
27:10She got it!
27:11I don't want to see it!
27:12You are not ready!
27:19LAUGHTER
27:21Joe!
27:22What a bum!
27:23What a bum!
27:24Joe!
27:25Yes, baby!
27:26Yes, yes, yes!
27:27Boom!
27:29LAUGHTER
27:30Good bum, Joe!
27:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:35Rosie, you can't give it back to her!
27:40Can't give it back to her?
27:41LAUGHTER
27:43Give it up for Joe!
27:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:51It's time for another round.
27:55So, Kitten, Billy, Elliot, Stuart and Tracey Kaye,
28:05come on over and play All In Order!
28:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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28:16So, you must decide which category they are standing in
28:26out of these two options.
28:31Is it order who's ordered the most takeaways in a week,
28:41or who spends the most on their hobby?
28:49Mmm...
28:50Mmm...
28:51I don't have a hobby unless being a sexy legend counts.
29:00LAUGHTER
29:03So, let's talk takeaways.
29:07Takeaway is very broad now, Rosie.
29:09It could mean anything.
29:10You could be getting groceries or something from the pharmacy.
29:15I'm looking at Tracey Kaye.
29:18I don't feel like you're a takeaway person.
29:22She could be having a pregnancy test, deliver rude.
29:25LAUGHTER
29:27LAUGHTER
29:30Can I ask, Stuart, a ballpark figure,
29:32what is your weekly big shop coming in at?
29:35Oh, I live on my own, and it's probably about £150 a week.
29:38Mmm!
29:39To then throw takeaways on top of that.
29:42It's not very frugally smart, I'd say.
29:46LAUGHTER
29:48Kitty, what's your hobby?
29:50Erm, just getting drunk and getting ghosted, apparently.
29:53LAUGHTER
29:55That can be quite expensive these days.
29:57LAUGHTER
29:58Stuart, what do you do as a hobby, please?
30:01Go-karting.
30:02Ooh!
30:03OK.
30:04Do you go-karting or do you go-go-karting?
30:07LAUGHTER
30:08Go-go-karting.
30:09When did you fall in love with go-go-karting?
30:12LAUGHTER
30:13I was quite old, about 30 at the time.
30:18Can you tell everyone how old you are?
30:1964.
30:20Ooh!
30:21Ooh!
30:22All the black women here were like,
30:23Ooh, maybe I can, maybe I can!
30:25LAUGHTER
30:26I'd rather do it, you know?
30:30Elliot, do you collect anything?
30:32I do, I collect, erm, sort of, Pokemon cards and...
30:35Mmm.
30:36..other nerdy things.
30:37Mmm.
30:38Very proudly.
30:39Of course he does.
30:40He does.
30:41He does, yeah.
30:42What's...
30:43What's...?
30:44What's...?
30:45What's...?
30:46What's...?
30:47Elliot, what's...?
30:48Describe your Friday night to us.
30:50It varies massively, but it could be hanging out with my brothers,
30:53it could just be sitting at home and, er...
30:56So there's not a huge amount of variation there.
30:58No.
30:59LAUGHTER
31:01How many brothers do you have?
31:04Five.
31:05Wow!
31:06So we know what your mother's hobby was.
31:08Yeah.
31:14For fuck's sake.
31:15Raw dogging.
31:19Your mum should be on the show.
31:22She is now.
31:23Oh, your mum's here?
31:24Oh.
31:26She's at home.
31:27Fuckin'.
31:28LAUGHTER
31:31Right, that's it.
31:32I'm bored now.
31:36Look in your answers.
31:39Catherine, Josh, what are you going for?
31:45I think it's definitely who spends the most on their hobby.
31:49OK.
31:50Goodie?
31:51Snap.
31:52Snap.
31:53Yeah.
31:54Snap.
31:55OK.
31:56So I can reveal the answer is...
32:02Hobbies!
32:03So let me talk you through all the figures.
32:15Kitten...
32:16Kitten...
32:17Spent a grand...
32:19On her hobby...
32:21Vodka.
32:22LAUGHTER
32:23LAUGHTER
32:24Billy...
32:25Billy has spent two grand on knitting.
32:34Oh!
32:35Oh!
32:36Oh!
32:37That's a question.
32:38Elliot has spent five grand on Pokemon guys.
32:45Obviously.
32:46I'm single.
32:47I'm single.
32:48Stuart, ten grand on go-karting.
32:53Expensive hobby.
32:54And Tracy has spent 80,000 pounds on biohacking.
33:05What does that mean?
33:06It speaks to me like I'm a baby child.
33:08Um, regrowing your organs and replenishing your body.
33:12As a hobby?
33:13Mm-hm.
33:14LAUGHTER
33:15It's really fun.
33:16Where...
33:17Where did you find these people?
33:20LAUGHTER
33:21In my back!
33:23LAUGHTER
33:25Listen, baby, unless you're 70, you need to stop spending.
33:29LAUGHTER
33:30Do you know your biological age?
33:33I'm like a teenager, biologically.
33:35Wow!
33:36I hope I stay that way.
33:37That'd be nice.
33:38What's the most expensive thing you've bought?
33:40Like, is it something...?
33:41Probably oxygen cabins.
33:42Tracy, I don't want to blow your mind.
33:47LAUGHTER
33:48But I've heard you can get oxygen...
33:52LAUGHTER
33:53..for free.
33:54Yeah!
33:55LAUGHTER
33:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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34:02Wow!
34:03LAUGHTER
34:04LAUGHTER
34:05LAUGHTER
34:06LAUGHTER
34:07LAUGHTER
34:08Thank you, Lionel.
34:09You can sit your peaches back down!
34:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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34:21Good news for fans of capitalism.
34:26It's time for a raid!
34:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:43Welcome back to Out of Order. It is time for Rosie's Experiment!
35:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:05So, Lucy, Taylor and Julie are playing alongside Josh and Leighton.
35:17Are they good with my tongue?
35:21Well, that's for me to know.
35:26And for Jane MacDonald to find out
35:35who out of this line-up is best with their tongue.
35:49Get your tongue out.
35:52Oh!
35:58Leighton, you're barely sticking your tongue out.
36:00I don't think I knew what I was getting myself into.
36:03Seeing this, I think sometimes I don't scan my emails properly.
36:07And, you know, this whole show has been a complete surprise to me.
36:12And you say yes and then you're here and you're, like, questioning life.
36:16Do you know what I mean?
36:17Like, I'm sticking my tongue out for the nation and I'm about to do some dutty tings.
36:21But do you know what? The tongue is clean, baby.
36:23I've got a scraper. Yeah.
36:24Yeah, good.
36:25But I'm just being a bit coy.
36:26Nice tongues. The tongue's important.
36:28Yeah.
36:29Because, you know, it goes on long after the dick has retired.
36:33So...
36:35Why not? My windows are filthy.
36:41So you're gonna clean them for me.
36:46Using your tools.
36:50The first two people to clean their windows
36:57have through to my final of the tournament.
37:04So Judy and Catherine, I want you to secretly predict the order.
37:15OK.
37:18So what we're trying to say,
37:20we're trying to say who's got the worst and the best tongue.
37:22Who is best with that tongue?
37:29It's like that big fucking green bag.
37:39But I don't know about you, Rosie,
37:41but, like, criteria for best with their tongue for me
37:44isn't licking the most shit off a large surface area.
37:48LAUGHTER
37:50What are you doing with your life?
37:58The stuff's actually on the inside,
38:00the interior of the window,
38:02which means someone within the household has done this.
38:07OK.
38:08Ready?
38:09Ready.
38:10Set.
38:11Go!
38:12Oh, talented!
38:14Yes, Josie!
38:18Julie.
38:19Go on, Josie.
38:20Get in!
38:21Come on, Josie.
38:22Ty Lowe's good.
38:24Come on, Josie.
38:25Look at Julie.
38:26Look at Julie's going out soon.
38:27Oh, my God.
38:28Julie, go out!
38:31Julie, so many.
38:32Oh, my God.
38:33That was beautiful.
38:37Come on, Julie!
38:40Come on, Julie!
38:41Whoa!
38:43Tywo, Tywo, get lower, lower, Tywo!
38:46I think Tywo is lower!
38:48To the left, Tywo!
38:51Tywo, to the left!
38:54Tywo, to the right, Tywo!
38:57Josie's done, Josie's done!
39:00Josie's done!
39:06The game's done, sweetheart.
39:08Is it?
39:10You're in, you're in the final, I think, you're good.
39:13No more licking, no more licking.
39:16Josie, can I get one in a doggy bag to take home for you?
39:21Can I say something?
39:23Tywo, you, you...
39:25God, God.
39:27Sorry for being a boring bitch,
39:29but I kind of waited a second to see how everyone would move
39:32and you all looked so ridiculous.
39:35I was like, I don't want to do that.
39:37Do you know what I mean?
39:39This legacy in life and I watched you all and I thought,
39:42I don't want to be a part of this.
39:43Do you know what?
39:44I'm so sorry.
39:45Before you started, I said to myself,
39:48you see Julie?
39:49Yeah.
39:50She's old school.
39:52Oh, an old girl!
39:53You can see your reflection in Julie's husband's balls.
40:00Well, Josh, Tywo, and Leighton, you are out of the game!
40:09Julie!
40:10Julie!
40:11Josie!
40:12You're into the finals!
40:14Josie and Julie, you need to get my chocolate ball into my mouth.
40:35Using only your tongue.
40:36I had this at home.
40:37Oh, you're mad.
40:38Get that.
40:39Go!
40:40Go!
40:41There she is!
40:42Yay!
40:43Well done ladies!
40:44Go!
40:45Go!
40:46Get that!
40:47Go!
40:48Go!
40:49Go!
40:50Go!
40:51Go!
40:53Go!
40:54Go!
40:55Go!
40:56Go!
40:57Go!
40:58Go!
40:59Go!
41:00Go!
41:01Go!
41:02Go!
41:03Go!
41:04Go!
41:05Go!
41:06Go!
41:07Ladies
41:37We've got an order!
41:46Raypin, then Josh, then Tyro,
41:52and then Julie and Josie enjoy it first!
41:59So, have Catherine and Judy got it right?
42:08Catherine, let's see how you did!
42:20Judy, let's see how you did!
42:24Yay!
42:33So, I did that, Catherine and Josh are down in points,
42:40but Judy and Leighton are 12 points,
42:45which means 30 days winning!
42:54Thank you!
42:57Thank you!
42:58Thank you!
42:59Thank you!
43:00Thank you!
43:01Thank you!
43:02Thank you!
43:03Thank you!
43:05Thank you, William!
43:10Thank you!
43:12Catherine, Ryan!
43:15Enjoy!
43:16See ya!
43:18Yeah!
43:21Yeah!
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