00:00The
00:29As the affair began, Sergeant Judu and I were having lunch together.
00:33That sandwich sounds delicious.
00:36It's my favorite.
00:39How about treading a peanut butter sandwich for one of yours, eh?
00:43No, thank you. I don't like buttered peanuts.
00:47That's an order, Sergeant. Now hand it over, please.
00:51Si, Inspector.
00:54It's good, huh, Inspector?
01:01What was it?
01:03It's Tabasco, chili peppers and garlic butter.
01:08Attention, car 13. This is the Commissioner speaking.
01:13Ah, we read you, sir.
01:15Be on the lookout for a yellow sedan driven by a man called X.
01:21And stop eating garlic.
01:24Yes, sir.
01:28There goes X now. After him.
01:30Oh, what nasty luck.
01:45A fog bank. We'll never catch him now.
01:49Can you see the road?
01:51I can. I can see anything.
01:53Well, you better slow down. We're liable to hit something.
02:02What's so funny, Judu?
02:05I think I broke my back.
02:08You think that's funny?
02:10I... I fractured my leg.
02:14Does that hurt you?
02:17Of course, you idiot. The pain is unbearable.
02:25Like all fugitives, Mr. X was constantly on the move.
02:29So I decided that the best way to affect his capture was to take him by surprise.
02:34Thrusting this minor setback aside, I began planning my next move.
02:51Egypt was warm for that time of year, but things were going to get even warmer for Mr. X.
02:57I suggest you surrender by the time I count to three, or your bones will bleach under the Sahara sun.
03:07One.
03:10Two.
03:12Three.
03:14Three.
03:20For two days, we doggedly trailed X through the worst sandstorm in the Sahara's history.
03:28Hey, Inspector. Can we stop for a minute?
03:33What for?
03:37I've got sand in my shoe.
03:44We tracked the elusive X up the snowy slopes of Kilimanjaro.
03:51I think I've got shearblains all over my foot.
03:56Well, can you think of a better place to have them?
03:59Si. On your foot, Inspector.
04:03Aha!
04:05Now you've tracked yourself, X. You've got no place to go but down.
04:10Ah, that poor devil. He's taken the quick way out.
04:15Why, that treacherous swine. If I had my hands on him, I'd...
04:21You got your hands on me.
04:23Let go!
04:26Remember, we're in this together.
04:29Oh, I wish I was home in bed.
04:31Good thinking, Ed. You do. You've just saved us from a rather nasty situation.
04:41I think we've got another nasty situation in this tent with us.
04:45Are you okay, Inspector?
05:01Of course, I'm all right. Except for a scratch or two.
05:05Holy frijole, I hate to see a man go to pieces like that.
05:15After many unsuccessful attempts to capture the elusive Mr. X, we admitted defeat and returned to headquarters.
05:22So, you did not get him, eh?
05:25Well, gentlemen, I have a little surprise for you.
05:29Let me introduce you to Monsieur X, alias Capitan Dumont, our new physical training instructor.
05:38Oh, that was a good workout we had, eh?
05:42Now, how about some calisthenics? The only way to keep physically fit.
05:48Workout? Why, you?
05:54Sacre iliac. What's come over him?
05:58Oh, he's just having a physical fit.
06:00I have a physical fit.
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