00:00Uncoming as fast as I can, Candice! I'm at your house!
00:03What kind of emergency are we dealing with?
00:04A parent emergency? A Phineas and Ferb emergency?
00:07Oh my.
00:09A hair emergency. The worst kind.
00:12This is awful. How did...
00:14Wait, what are these four long strats?
00:16And look at this shaved area. What's that all about?
00:18Is this a rolled-up sock?
00:21Candice, who did this to you?
00:22Stacey, I did it to myself.
00:25Why?
00:26Jeremy's mom is hosting a benefit for endangered animals this afternoon
00:29and I wanted a new look.
00:31So you want your hair to look like an endangered species?
00:33No!
00:34There are all these hairdo how-to videos online.
00:37They make it look so easy.
00:39Just brush it out, toss your head back, and voila.
00:42It's simplicious.
00:44It's not simplicious! It's hard-plicious!
00:47Candice, take it easy.
00:48Look at me! A tragic victim of internet hair stylists!
00:52Sorry. I don't think there's anything I can do,
00:54but there are a couple of guys who could...
00:57No. No way.
00:58Uh, are these chopsticks?
01:01Oh, all right.
01:03Phineas and Ferb!
01:07What do you think?
01:08We've been working on our spit takes all morning.
01:11Yeah. Yeah, you're hilarious.
01:12Listen, I need you two to get me out of this situation.
01:15Why? Your hair looks simplicious.
01:17Have you tried tossing your head back?
01:18Look, I don't have time to explain.
01:20Just get me back to the way I was.
01:22Okay, but I think you're making a mistake.
01:24Hey, where's Perry?
01:28What? I'm like the only person who's never said it.
01:30Good afternoon, H&P.
01:41For the past few days, our motion sensors have detected Dr. Doofenshmirtz rummaging around in his basement.
01:47So, last night we had Carl staked out down there behind his water eater.
01:50It was horrible down there.
01:52Carl.
01:53I saw a rat give birth.
01:55To a snail.
01:56Just tell him about Doofenshmirtz.
01:58Doofenshmirtz kept coming down and grabbing pieces of his oldenators from cardboard boxes.
02:02Oh, no.
02:03Brown recluse spiders favor dwelling in cardboard.
02:06Get it off! Get it off!
02:08Get out there and find out what Doof is up to.
02:11Seriously, Carl.
02:13What a baby.
02:14I think it laid eggs.
