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00:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, you're the man's in my car, oh, baby
00:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Southern girl
00:14Come on, come on, Southern girl
00:24Come on, give it, give it
00:29Southern girl
00:34Southern girl
00:44Come on baby
00:48Give it, give it, give it, give it
00:52Girl, you keep me satisfied
00:58Yeah, yeah
01:00Yeah, yeah
01:03Always right here by my side
01:09Don't you know
01:11Don't you know
01:13Girl, there's one thing you should know
01:19Oh, oh, oh
01:22That I really think
01:27And so
01:29Oh, oh, oh, oh
01:31Yeah
01:32Yeah
01:33guitar solo
02:03Brennan Technologies, the future of connection.
02:34Since the beginning of time, man has set forth on the never-ending quest to answer humanity's
02:44most pressing and enigmatic questions about life, love, and the elusive pursuit of happiness.
02:51Or perhaps, is it the more layered question of who they were derived from?
02:55Is it an all-omniscient God for many who refer to as the beginning and end of all life forms
03:04and in-between?
03:05Or is it what others claim to simply be the natural evolution of time and space?
03:12The Greener Grass Experiment is yet another shining example of Brennan Technologies' fearless
03:18quest to challenge the natural boundaries of human intelligence.
03:22The answers are right in front of us, as long as we're not afraid to find the answer.
03:28Find the answer.
03:29Find the answer.
03:32It's crazy, man.
03:37Between the love and the pain, you damn near can't recognize if it's a sign to let go
03:42or a test to hold on.
03:46Same one cheering you up the ladder could be the same one screaming you back down.
03:50Lately, we've been doing a lot of screaming.
03:52You were the first one I sang to.
03:55You'd have told me that by the time the world started singing along, you and I would be
03:58strangers.
03:59I probably would have never pursued this shit in the first place.
04:02Maybe I'm tripping, but it feels that way.
04:04I should be happy right now, debating if the dream is even worth the sacrifice.
04:09It's a real desperate place.
04:11It's hard facing the fact that maybe gaining the world means losing the one who inspired
04:16you to get there.
04:17And true love, true success, cannot coexist.
04:22Well, Kenny, I really, really need to know.
04:28Man, what the hell is this place?
04:30You know, these labs and these doctor's offices, man.
04:33I hate this shit.
04:35It kind of feels creepy, you know?
04:40Key of signals.
04:41Hold on.
04:44Please, let's sit.
04:48This is Brennan Technologies.
04:51We are the world's leading technological research laboratory in the areas of human behavioral
04:56sciences and stimulated emotional response.
05:00This is the birthplace of the Greener Grass Experiment.
05:03Welcome.
05:04Dr. Giles informs me you have issue with the experiment.
05:09Oh, sorry.
05:09I'm sorry.
05:14You just look so familiar.
05:18No, I don't have an issue.
05:20I don't have an issue.
05:22Sometimes I think it really happens.
05:25And if I say all these people, you can always type, write, and find what you're looking for.
05:29And that's what I'm going to be talking about.
05:30Is that right?
05:31Yeah.
05:32Let's do it, fellas.
05:33Is this a cruel reality that we deny?
06:00Should we just plead insanity instead of try?
06:06To keep alive this hope, this dream we say we got?
06:11Do we survive and work this thing?
06:15Or say goodbye?
06:16This is not what we agree on.
06:22I can't do it.
06:24I can't do it.
06:25I can't do it.
06:25I can't do it.
06:26Maybe I'm just a glutton for the pain.
06:28If I find someone who she will never be you, she'll never be you, she'll never be you.
06:36No, I'll realize.
06:39That is not what you told me.
06:41What do you mean it's not what I told you?
06:42This isn't what you told me.
06:45This was you.
06:46Oh, so it's on me now.
06:47Yeah.
07:04You're not the same.
07:06You're not the same.
07:07I'm the same.
07:08I'm not the one who left.
07:18See you next time.
07:19Might be worth trying.
07:38No, no.
07:39No, I'm not trying some experiment, bruh.
07:41This thing is completely confidential.
07:42I've edited it.
07:43A few artists swear by this thing.
07:45I just don't want to see everything we work for go down to Cannes, you know?
07:49Try it.
07:51Everybody can see what's going on.
07:52There you go with that shit again.
07:54You dropped the last three shows, last three sets.
07:57You canceled a complete show last week.
07:59If you love her, that's cool, man.
08:01But what if you're going through now affects everything that we've been working for?
08:05The stuff that we were talking about when we was in seventh grade.
08:11So let's just walk away.
08:12It's that easy.
08:13I did scoff at it.
08:14I didn't think a science equation could solve a matter of the heart.
08:19Took some time, kind of realized that what I was looking for, I've already got.
08:24Does absence make the heart grow fonder?
08:26I guess for me, the answer is hell yeah.
08:29And the grass ain't greener.
08:30I guess I'm just particular with who I'm not bad.
08:45You say I'm too business, too concerned with money.
08:49Girl, you used to say you were in love with my swag.
08:52Now you're so offended by it.
08:54Guess it's my bad.
08:55You say I'm insensitive, I come off so cool.
08:59But for me, it's hard to open up and let go.
09:03But if it means we win, then I'll swallow my pride.
09:06I'ma let you win, baby girl.
09:08It's all right.
09:10But I need you to holla at me.
09:16You say, you say, I don't have a feeling.
09:22I got this, the bracelet on my ankle and I need to get it off.
09:25I've tried everything.
09:27It won't budge.
09:27So if you guys could help me with that, I would greatly appreciate it.
09:32I'm afraid it's not so easy to just release you in the middle of your observation
09:38because you've had a sudden change of heart.
09:40The Greener Grass Experiment is an extensive study on the effects of mental and physical
09:46receptors on the body after forced emotional detachment.
09:49In other words, does absence truly make the heart grow fonder?
09:52And furthermore, can we determine if you're with the right partner?
09:56So you're saying this experiment will tell me if who I'm with is who I'm supposed to be
10:00with or not?
10:02We believe it will, yes.
10:04You believe it will?
10:05Well, it is an experiment, so naturally we can't make any guarantees, especially since
10:10the results are solely based on the actions of the client.
10:13But I will say this, numbers don't lie.
10:16Numbers don't lie.
10:18And are you still with her?
10:20Why?
10:21In order for this experiment to operate at an optimum level and reflect the most accurate
10:25results, the two parties involved are to not have any contact during the research period.
10:30No, we're not together.
10:36We're...
10:36I see.
10:38So the next thing I need to know is that...
10:41So what I gotta do?
10:41I gotta like...
10:42I gotta take something or...
10:44Actually, it's very simple.
10:47What is his house arrest?
10:48Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:50I need him to be able to travel.
10:52This is an algorithm monitor.
10:53It's usually worn on the participant's wrist, but due to your high visibility, we think the
10:57ankle will better suffice.
10:58It will monitor your hormone levels.
11:01Serotonin, dopamine, adrenaline.
11:04All you have to do is report these levels once every 48 hours.
11:08So how long I gotta do this?
11:10There are three phases, each lasting 21 days.
11:12It takes 21 days to break a habit?
11:14Exactly.
11:15And we strongly encourage you to complete the experiment in its entirety.
11:18But if for some reason you decide to cease participation, well, you turn the monitor
11:23in and return to your daily life.
11:27This is crazy.
11:29This is...
11:30Now, I understand that your life is quite busy.
11:32But as I tell all of our clients who have tried this and found success, consider it the
11:37perfect alternative to a prenup.
11:39Or even better, divorce.
11:40It's the peace of mind knowing that all the good times and bad are worth it.
11:46Because you're with the person you're supposed to be with.
11:50What do you think about it?
11:51Why did I stay?
11:53Because I always figured out that, you know, the green grass wasn't always green on the
11:57other side.
11:59Other than reporting your daily monitor reads, you should carry on business as usual in
12:03your new reality as a single man.
12:05As the days progress, you may experience increased feelings of isolation, awareness, self-realization,
12:10depression, and possibly even depression.
12:13Do not be alarmed.
12:14This just means you are getting closer to your answer.
12:17Well, I didn't ask you if it was easy.
12:19No offense, but I just need this off.
12:24What Dr. Rowan is trying to say is that we highly encourage you to complete the experiment
12:29in its entirety.
12:31It's not uncommon to experience feelings of loneliness and absence, but trust that they
12:36will subside once the experiment is over.
12:40Why do we have to go to this every time?
13:06Why do I got to go to this before a show, huh?
13:10Because I'm just going to work, man.
13:16You know, I can't, look, I can't, I can't go there with you right now.
13:19I got, I got to go do this, all right?
13:20I'll call you late.
13:21Yeah, I'll call you after the show, okay?
13:25Okay.
13:26All right.
13:27Hey, hey, I, I, I know your face.
13:32Can I take a picture with you?
13:33Yeah.
13:35You got a phone?
13:36Nope, I'm homeless.
13:39You got a phone?
13:41You got a phone?
13:41You know what?
13:41I got a phone, bro.
13:44Are you ready?
13:48Email that to me.
13:49Let me, let me explain something to you, man.
13:56You one bad decision away from being me.
14:01One wrong crowd, one woman.
14:03You have to stop.
14:05Stop, stop, stop, stop.
14:07And let the rhythm catch you.
14:10Bah, let me hold something.
14:12Come on, let me hold something.
14:14We are a family from one big giant tree reaching to the sky.
14:27You're going to be all right.
14:29The answers are between the questions.
14:31All right, this is Key Sings checking in for the greener grass experiment.
14:52Personal scientific study of, um, effects on the mind and body from forced emotional detachment.
15:07Ah, vital signs.
15:08Blood pressure is 90 over 60.
15:10Normal.
15:12HD is 120 over 80.
15:14Breathing is normal.
15:16Maybe you're not understanding me.
15:17I just need this off.
15:19Someone cut this off of me.
15:21I'm out of here.
15:21Bruh, my man.
15:23Y'all got some pliers or something?
15:25Can they hear me?
15:27It will not come off.
15:28You are well beyond the first phase of 21 days and therefore...
15:31I don't care about your phases, okay?
15:34I just need this off.
15:35Last time I'm going to say it.
15:36Or what?
15:38You're going to call your lawyer?
15:40You're going to sue?
15:41Alert your publicists?
15:43You signed up for this, remember?
15:45You know, this is the problem with these A-types.
15:48They have this insatiable appetite for more.
15:51It's never enough.
15:53Makes you a prime candidate for the most regret.
16:00Which is the last and final ingredient to fulfill the prescription.
16:04I said I never, ever, ever, ever, ever.
16:07Oh, my God.
16:09Yeah.
16:11Now they got me strolling my phone looking for promises.
16:15Oh, man.
16:15Last night you stopped life.
16:17When I looked right, it was you.
16:18Light changed.
16:19Traffic came.
16:20You disappeared like poof.
16:21Try to talk.
16:22I'd rather walk and drink it out with my friends.
16:24Dots, cows, say let it out.
16:26Say not to hold it in.
16:27I'm not the type.
16:28I'd rather fight and tell the strange of my truth.
16:30Late night with a pen right on the safe inside of this booth.
16:33Say the rights can right the wrong as long as you're forgiven.
16:36I'm just not with it.
16:38I'm just not with it.
16:39You chose this.
16:44Not me.
16:46I can do this to us.
16:47You made this decision.
16:49Not you.
16:50Yeah, so daddy was being totally cheap.
16:52I asked for the $5,000 designer bag, but he only got me one, like, worth 2K.
16:57What's the value in three women?
17:00In Wakanda, I killed 247 male warriors.
17:05I can protect you.
17:06I'm a dedicated to my relationship.
17:21Hey, cheers.
17:23The answers are right in front of us.
17:25As long as we're not afraid to find the answer.
17:29Are you afraid, Keith Sings?
17:31Are you afraid, Keith Sings?
17:34We've arrived.
17:36Prescription.
17:45Dr. Ron.
17:46What is this?
17:48Dr. Ron, please.
17:49He's a big boy.
17:49He can handle it.
17:50Amoledagra.
17:52Amoledagra?
17:53It's Greek for love drug.
17:55And that is what we are doing here, Mr. Sings.
17:57There, I said it.
17:58You are in the midst of what is perhaps the single most important discovery in modern medicine.
18:05It will eliminate divorce.
18:08All in one organic pill.
18:11A pill created from basic human emotion, passion, joy, anger, acceptance, and finally regret, which
18:18you possess so effortlessly.
18:21You are part of a discovery far bigger than yourself, don't you see?
18:26One that will take the pain and risk out of a relationship.
18:30It will allow science to monetize the birth rate.
18:33It will effectively revolutionize the way the human species relates to one another.
18:37This will be your legacy.
18:49This will ring an eternity long after the charts have forgotten who you are.
18:55Look, you're wasting your time anyway.
18:56I've already talked to her.
18:58You mean last night on the phone when you told her.
19:04Bill, how have you been?
19:06I've been good.
19:06I mean, yeah, a little bit.
19:14I mean, here and there.
19:19But they'll never be you.
19:23Come on.
19:25We're duplicating human emotions.
19:27You think we can't duplicate a voice?
19:29We anticipated that you would be in touch with her, so we had to, Keith, to protect all parties
19:35involved.
19:35I was talking to her.
19:38Look, I've been in this experiment for 62 days, and I want...
19:4161.
19:42I think I'm going to change the song order.
19:45My finish would never be you.
19:48Good.
19:49So what's the word, Mr. Ladies?
19:50The word is get a drink.
19:52That's the word.
19:52Have a drink.
19:53I'm cold.
19:54This thing was climbing.
19:56It's going really good.
19:57Oh, another thing.
19:59I got that check from the set.
20:01All right.
20:02Under one condition, you all come down to South Carolina and do a meet and greet.
20:04Just a meeting.
20:05Okay?
20:06All right, meet and greet.
20:07Okay.
20:08All right.
20:09Because you know, everybody's trying to sing.
20:11Let's see.
20:12Keith sings?
20:13Oh, my.
20:14Hi.
20:15I was...
20:16I love, love the new album.
20:19Two loves.
20:20Uh, can I get you anything?
20:21Uh, let me just get a water with Lemon for now.
20:23Can I get you anything?
20:24Bruh, she choosing.
20:25You see that?
20:26It never stops, huh?
20:27Faces change, but the game remains the same.
20:29Bruh, you just going through it right now.
20:31Breakups just make us face reality, that's all.
20:33I was dreaming on the plane the other night about that movie where this African prince,
20:48he comes over to the United States with his assistant.
20:51They're in his club because he's looking for his queen, right?
20:53They're interviewing all these different girls, trying to see a shitty one, a shitty
20:56one, a shitty one.
20:57And I'm looking at it, and I'm like, yo, that's me.
21:01The movie's a comedy, but it scared the shit out of me.
21:06Bruh, I know it's hard to feel right now, but things happen for a reason.
21:15Didn't know, bruh.
21:16Mr. Sings, plenty of couples attribute this experiment to their longevity.
21:22For example, know these people?
21:25And we're checking in for the Greengrass Experience.
21:27Mom?
21:28We've been married for 51 years.
21:29What is this?
21:30Huh?
21:31I love, love the new album.
21:35Too low.
21:36What is this?
21:37Keith Sings checking in for the Greengrass Experiment.
21:43This is day 59 or 60.
21:47My levels, uh, dopamine levels are, uh, I don't know what my levels are.
22:00And I actually don't care.
22:02Somebody tell me, where is she at?
22:03Hey, where is she?
22:04Please, calm down.
22:05Secure, optimum, level seven.
22:06Where is she?
22:07Where is she?
22:08Where is she?
22:09Good morning, Dr. Roy.
22:10Good morning, Dr. Roy.
22:11Where is she?
22:12Answer me!
22:13Let's go for him!
22:14Let us finish our work, Mr. Sings.
22:16Who knows?
22:17Maybe once it's over, you only want to look for her.
22:20Transfigure his interface immediately.
22:22Think of it this way.
22:23He's got another hit song.
22:25Don't be afraid to get your mind blown.
22:28Mind blown.
22:29Take your body to another time zone.
22:31Time zone.
22:32Welcome.
22:33I'm here.
22:34This is me.
22:36You're not dreaming.
22:38You won't sleep.
22:39No, no, no.
22:41No, no, no.
22:43I know.
22:44You, you, you, you, you, you, you.
22:47That just Jane's baby.
22:49You, you, you, you, you, you.
22:51That just Jane's baby.
22:53The heart that it will come beyond me.
22:56It all.
22:57Energy.
22:58Energy.
22:59Maybe stay here.
23:01A, I, I don't want to see you go.
23:05A, I, I don't want to see you go.
23:06A, I, I don't want to see you go.
23:10A, I don't want to see you go.
23:16Stay here
23:18Don't be afraid to get your mind blown
23:20Mind blown
23:21Take your body to another time zone
23:24Time zone
23:24This ain't an ordinary love song
23:26This is love episodic
23:29I know just how you want it
23:34Don't be scared, don't be scared, baby
23:36Don't be scared, don't be scared
23:38One, two, one
23:39Fantasy
23:40Ain't something just for the TV
23:45Whether or not you achieve it
23:51Depends on what you believe in
23:57Don't stare, don't stare, baby
24:02Don't stare, don't stare, let's go
24:05No use in hesitating
24:09Don't be scared, don't be scared, baby
24:12Don't be scared, don't be scared
24:14It's on
24:15Destiny's right here waiting
24:19Don't be afraid to get your mind blown
24:21Mind blown
24:22Take your body to another time zone
24:25Time zone
24:25This ain't an ordinary love song
24:27This is love episodic
24:30I know just how you want it
24:36Don't be afraid to get your mind blown
24:41Mind blown
24:43Mind blown
24:43Body
24:44Time zone
24:45Time zone
24:46Love episodic
24:51My name is Keith Robertson
24:55Pleasure to make your acquaintance
24:57I know how you want it
25:02So this is how the story goes
25:08The highs
25:09The lows
25:10The ups
25:11The downs
25:12The love
25:13The hate
25:13The passion
25:14All in one episode
25:16Take it
25:18That's right
25:21Ha ha
25:21He be turning me like fans
25:27Why you switching up to stands, baby?
25:28Strong me, yo
25:30He know it's hard like it just strong me, yo
25:35He put it right on the gas, baby
25:37Strong me, yo
25:40Strong me, yo
25:44Strong me, yo
25:49He know it's just hard like it just strong me, yo
25:53He put it right on the gas, baby
25:56Strong me, yo
25:58Strong me, yo
26:00Baby, strong me, yo
26:03Strong me, strong me, yo
26:07Well
26:08Hi there
26:11That was something
26:15That was something
26:19So
26:22I can leave
26:25You don't have to leave yet
26:27You want something to drink?
26:32Do you have anything brown?
26:34Perhaps bourbon?
26:36Sorry, I actually don't drink alcohol
26:38Tea?
26:43Okay, sure
26:44Roybos?
26:47Roy what?
26:49Sit
26:50You'll like it
26:52And it's low in tannins
26:54Okay
26:55So what were you doing at Lore?
27:06I was just celebrating with my boys
27:08Oh, congratulations on
27:11I just got promoted
27:13What do you do?
27:14I'm a trader
27:15Ah, big time
27:17Wall Street
27:18Not yet, but, you know
27:20Soon
27:21Well, you must be good
27:23If you're getting promoted
27:24I think I am
27:27Ro-ro-what?
27:49Roybos
27:50Gabby
27:52Mmm
27:57That's pretty good
27:59Indeed
28:02So
28:06Where'd you get your MBA?
28:09NYU?
28:10Columbia?
28:11Good old Newark University
28:13Oh, in Jersey?
28:15I don't know they had a university
28:17They
28:18They don't
28:19It's a
28:20It's a joke
28:21Uh, mostly the streets
28:25Hmm
28:27I went to Vassar
28:29Oh
28:31You're a smart girl
28:34And, uh
28:36Uppity
28:39I was self-taught
28:44Started off in the mailroom
28:46Impressed as one broker
28:47Moved up through the ranks
28:49And now
28:50Here I am
28:51Hence
28:53Celebration
28:54So what do you do?
28:59Oh, wow
29:00Hmm
29:01Come on
29:03Enough about me
29:03What do you do?
29:08Well
29:09I
29:10Craft
29:11Various
29:12You're a smart girl
29:13No
29:14Yes
29:17No
29:18Huh
29:18No
29:21No
29:21No
29:23No
29:26No
29:28No
29:28No
29:32No
29:33No
29:34No
29:35No
29:35No
29:35No
29:36No
29:36No
29:37No
29:37No
29:38No
29:39No
29:39No
29:39No
29:40No
29:41everything okay oh yeah my friends are just looking for me you didn't tell them you were
29:50leaving i didn't they were probably worried about you they're fine now very no thank you
29:58so uh where'd you say you were from again i never mentioned sedona and what do you do
30:07i have an etsy store word what do you sell i sell accessories candles serving wear i make candles
30:19oils butters anything that comes to me really and that's what you do after vassar
30:30and you make a living off of that i know right
30:33most of the time yes but sometimes when it gets a little low i just get a gig or my parents help out
30:42plan b and c must be nice and uh what kind of gigs do you get economics that's what i studied
30:53whoa wait but you sell knickknacks your parents must love that
31:00i don't know but they always encouraged me to follow my own path
31:08and what do they do my father is a doctor and my mother is a teacher and yogi
31:15you are first i usually am what about you you're from newark yeah have you been no it's kind of far
31:28what do your parents do well my mother works at the ports and your father
31:36he's
31:39in the wind
31:43okay yeah um
31:48what were you doing at lore celebrating a friend's birthday
31:51uh what's her name their name is aaron was that the uh uptight dude with the glasses
31:59no that's blue aaron was the one in sequins they were headed to a gig later
32:06oh that should what do you mean that he she daddy we should now i mean i'm just i'm trying to keep up
32:16okay not fuck up and i don't i don't fully understand that whole thing
32:24why do you have to make the world more complicated than it already is you feel me
32:29i'd be happy to explain it to you no no no no i'm i'm good so uh you you were celebrating a birthday
32:36at lord yeah i don't normally go out like that but aaron wanted to celebrate and blue just moved back
32:44into town we all went to college together
32:56you sure everything's okay yes it's my
33:04friend oh you got a man no just dating
33:10does he know i'm here i'm not sure nice nice what just seems you just got a lovely life going on
33:26here what do you mean you don't seem to be stressed about anything what's there to be stressed about
33:34what's there to be stressed about i mean being black making money life your fucking life those are
33:41choices i choose hope peace optimism wow what privileges privileges yeah many education money lifestyle hey
33:58you don't know my experience i grew up in the desert i've seen things that you will never see
34:04and you don't know mine i grew up in newark where there's drugs gang shit shootings oh what so is this
34:12that angry black man can't get a break thing are we in some sort of trauma competition now don't judge me
34:17no no no no no there's there's no judgment it's just an observation okay and i am not an angry black
34:25man is it are you not look this was fun but i think it's time for you to leave
34:33yes for once tonight we're thinking the same thing
34:55well it was uh nice meeting you
35:03so about the privilege thing yes maybe i was being judgmental you think
35:18maybe you could help me understand that and the whole pronouns thing really
35:26but for real though you are just intriguing i've never met anyone like you before same
35:37you could use some reiki though now you're just making up words never mind so
35:46have i recovered a slight reprieve
35:49so i'm sorry i know you have a person dating do you want to date me yes cool i'm mad
36:08lindon
36:19i'm
36:26so
36:27but
36:29i'm
36:29i'm
36:30i'm
36:30i'm
36:32i'm
36:32i'm
36:33i'm
37:34Why are you guys here again?
37:39We're doing a documentary on single fathers.
37:44Great.
37:46He's a great dad.
37:48Intelligent, kind, and funny.
37:51You know his IQ is over 140.
37:53When I grow up, I want to be just like him.
37:56I think that I have a pretty good handle on everything that happens in the house.
38:01You know, I guess you can say I want to kill my kids with kindness.
38:05I'm sorry, I worded that incorrectly.
38:08I don't want people to think that I want to kill my kids whenever there's an issue.
38:13Can we redo this?
38:32Ned, now please!
38:33It's important!
38:34Okay.
38:36Okay.
38:38Whoa!
38:39Alex!
38:41Buddy, your hair.
38:42Is that a new style?
38:44My hair?
38:45Look, it's your hair!
38:46Whoa!
38:48Whoa.
38:49That's my dad.
38:50My name's Janela.
38:51I live right outside of Washington, D.C. with my dad and two younger siblings.
38:55I'm a high school freshman coming into my own.
38:57We'll see how this goes.
38:58I live right outside of Washington, D.C. with my dad and two younger siblings.
39:28Oh, no, no, no, no.
39:54Alex, who did this?
39:56Audrey.
39:56Audrey!
39:57Audrey?
39:58How?
39:59When?
40:00Well, she said she's working on a compound for better, longer, lasting hair coloring,
40:06and that you and me would be the perfect test subjects.
40:09Are you kidding?
40:10Her words?
40:11Exactly.
40:12What?
40:13I see you use Audrey's new shampoo coloring system she's developed.
40:17Your daughter is so perfect in your eyes.
40:20Ew.
40:21Why are you smiling like that?
40:23Because?
40:24Nope.
40:25Not a question.
40:26Oh.
40:28Hey.
40:29How about you turn that frown upside down?
40:32Hee hee.
40:33Yeah.
40:34You also need to take me to practice today.
40:36Oh.
40:42I guess that's what happens when you have a famous mom.
40:46Lots of empty promises.
40:48Where's your sister?
40:50Hopefully she hasn't figured out that 1.21 gigawatts of power, right?
40:5421 gigawatts of power?
40:56It's back to the future.
40:57Come on, y'all.
40:58It's your sister's favorite movie.
40:59She's your daughter.
41:00Okay.
41:01Jeez, it's like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
41:02Mm-hmm.
41:03Well, Dad, after she was done creating all this...
41:04I get it, buddy, but it still looks good on you, though.
41:05Thanks, Pops.
41:06I saw her with your car keys.
41:07That's good.
41:08Wait, what?
41:09This ought to be fun.
41:10I'm done for...
41:11Audrey!
41:12Audrey!
41:13Ah!
41:14Oh!
41:15You know, Dad, after she was done creating all... this.
41:16I get it, buddy, but it still looks good on you, though.
41:19Thanks, Pops.
41:20I saw her with your car keys.
41:22That's good.
41:23Wait, what?
41:26This ought to be fun.
41:33I'm done for.
41:36Audrey!
41:37No, it's over!
41:41Why, Audrey?
41:54You do realize that you could have seriously hurt someone.
42:02I'll be right back.
42:04I don't think so.
42:33What was that?
42:36Well, I was proving your theory wrong.
42:39My theory?
42:40You claimed I could have hurt someone, and due to the current level of vehicle and pedestrian
42:45traffic, that statement would be false.
42:47You're grounded.
42:48I'm serious.
42:49No phone, no computer.
42:52Calculate that.
42:54Well, I would have to know all of the variables, or one could be open to many interpretations.
42:58God, please go.
43:01A couple of observations.
43:04There's a pull on the left axle.
43:07Oh, just one more thing.
43:11Looks like my coloring shampoo worked out well for you.
43:13Audrey, go in the house.
43:15Okay, I'm just stating the facts.
43:21Are you nervous with us being here?
43:24Absolutely not.
43:25I'm well versed in all things adult.
43:27I'm topping my class.
43:34That's right.
43:35It's almost here.
43:36The new season of...
43:37Cooking with Loco Soul.
43:39This season promises to deliver even more delectable delight.
43:43Girls, come look.
43:44It's your mom.
43:46Mucho soul.
43:50Lots of tasty food.
43:52And great company.
43:56Watch the new season of Cooking with Loco Soul.
43:59Yeah, what she said.
44:03The cupcakes will be good.
44:05We can have a cupcake eating contest to see who can eat the most.
44:09You're on.
44:14He's magical.
44:16It's impressive, right?
44:18I'm happy for her.
44:20While you're enjoying your stimulating TV, please remember, I don't want to be late.
44:25You're not going to be late.
44:28Dad, sometimes you have to read the occupied space.
44:31To be the center of the offense, that might not be...
44:33Or lack of.
44:34And everybody expected heading into the season.
44:36High as Harold grabs rebound.
44:37But what they're all so excited about is that he has some complimentary skill.
44:46What do you want?
44:47I understand your motivations.
44:49Can you speak like a normal 11-year-old?
44:51I am.
44:53I just wanted to say, I understand why you're so vexed at mom.
44:56Who said I was vexed?
44:59I mean, what do you know?
45:01And for the record, if I wanted this sisterhood bond, I would have asked.
45:05We're hard to process.
45:07Treat me like an object.
45:09Baby, we toxic.
45:10Can't we stay on topic?
45:12I feel like we lost it.
45:14Feel like we lost it.
45:16Hormones.
45:17Am I right?
45:22I'm gonna be late.
45:24It doesn't matter how hard I try.
45:26You're not gonna be late.
45:28Okay?
45:29I'm gonna get you there on time.
45:30I promise.
45:31Scout's honor.
45:32Look, is there something wrong?
45:41Did I do something?
45:42Is it me?
45:43What?
45:44I just have a lot on my mind.
45:46Okay, I understand.
45:48You forgot something.
46:03What are you talking about?
46:09Audrey?
46:10Present.
46:11Alex?
46:26And for the record, he has never left me behind before.
46:30Ever.
46:32That's it.
46:34It's game time.
46:35All right, none of this is gonna make sense, but that's okay.
46:38But we have to win.
46:39Life or death.
46:41All right, ladies.
46:42Speed drills.
46:43We're gonna sprint to the end of the cones and back.
46:44As fast as you can.
46:45Let's go.
46:46Let's go.
46:47Let's go.
46:48Go.
46:49Come on.
46:50Faster.
46:51Faster.
46:52Let's go.
46:53Good job.
46:54Good job.
46:55I'm just a teenager.
46:56Right?
46:57Like, training for the Olympics.
47:00Come on.
47:01You always do this.
47:04Let's go.
47:05You're late.
47:06Did you?
47:09Okay.
47:11Are you sure I won't be hearing the end of this for a while?
47:14You mean to tell me that you won't receive hugs and admiration for all that you do?
47:19Oh, my gosh.
47:20The mid-teenage years.
47:21Just glad I'm not alone in this fight.
47:25Cool hair.
47:26I take it you're, like, in a band or something artsy?
47:29Me?
47:30No.
47:31Oh, God, no.
47:32I'm actually a researcher over at NIH.
47:34Oh.
47:35This is compliments of my lovely daughter.
47:37Oh, well, she is good.
47:39I think I may have her do my hair sometime.
47:42No, no, don't say that too loud.
47:44I don't want you to end up being a test subject.
47:47I'm serious.
47:50But, um, where are my manners?
47:52I'm Trevor.
47:53No worries.
47:54Pam.
47:55Nice to meet you.
47:59Oh, my gosh.
48:00I didn't notice you there.
48:02Hello.
48:03I'm Audrey.
48:04And over there is my younger sibling, Alex.
48:09Oh.
48:10And that's my old sibling, Janelle, over there.
48:13Practicing with what one can assume is your offspring.
48:16Oh, well, okay.
48:18My name is Pam, and yes, that is my offspring.
48:23Pleasure to meet you.
48:24Are you new to the area?
48:26Audrey!
48:27Please excuse her.
48:28No.
48:29That's okay.
48:30So we recently moved here from California, and your dad was just being super kind.
48:35Ah, I assume this is what you meant by a meet-cute dad?
48:38Huh?
48:39You know, when two homo sapiens meet for the first time and fall in love.
48:44Not quite this situation, but true and no.
48:47Yes, like the movie The Holiday.
48:48Great film.
48:49Indeed it is.
48:50I like her.
48:51Carry on.
48:52She's cute.
48:53She can be a lot.
48:54She's super, oh my gosh.
48:55Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
48:56Oh.
48:57Nice header.
48:58Yeah.
48:59Are you sore?
49:00You're okay?
49:01Yeah.
49:02Yeah.
49:03Yeah.
49:04Yeah.
49:05Yeah.
49:06Yeah.
49:07Yeah.
49:08Yeah.
49:09Yeah.
49:10Yeah.
49:11Yeah.
49:12Yeah.
49:13Yeah.
49:14Yeah.
49:15Yeah.
49:16Yeah.
49:17Yeah.
49:19Hey, what's up?
49:20What was so important that you had to call me over the weekend?
49:23Well, I figured I would set up the testing of the samples so that we could get the results
49:28in by Monday.
49:29But I need the clearance codes from you.
49:32Uh, you could have just text me that.
49:35Yeah.
49:36Yeah, that's probably true.
49:38Ah.
49:39I get it.
49:40You just want to hear my voice.
49:42No.
49:44No?
49:46I mean, I do.
49:47I mean, I don't.
49:48I mean, that's not what I meant.
49:50I mean, you're...
49:52Relax.
49:53I'm just giving you a hard time.
49:55So, how are those kids of yours?
49:58The kids?
49:59The kids are good.
50:00The kids are great.
50:01The kids are fine.
50:02The kids are B-E-A-utiful.
50:04You know, with those personalities, I'm just so amazed they get along so well.
50:09Hey, I got somebody at the door.
50:11I gotta run.
50:12Oh, really?
50:13Should I be jealous?
50:14Well, absolutely not.
50:15God, you're so easy.
50:16I'm messing with you.
50:19I'll send you the codes.
50:20I knew that.
50:21Duh.
50:22I knew that.
50:23But, uh, I'll look out for the text.
50:25Thanks.
50:29Hey, hey, hey.
50:30Don't get me wrong, now.
50:35I...
50:36Back in the day, I was the man.
50:38The main man.
50:39If you know what I'm talking about.
50:42With brains and...
50:46I was smart.
50:47So, you think your dad needs to date?
50:53Yeah.
50:54So that way, we're not his only focus in life.
50:58I gotta go create an online profile.
51:02Oh, hello, Mr. Peterson.
51:03Janet.
51:05Hey, Terry.
51:06Hey, Trevor, how are you?
51:07I'm good, man.
51:08I'm good.
51:09You need some help?
51:10No, no, I'm fine.
51:11I got it.
51:12So, it took me divorcing you for you to cover your gray hair.
51:17Uh, that is actually Audrey's master work.
51:20And maybe when you're done coloring...
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