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00:00What a day did you come?
00:01500 a day?
00:02200 a day?
00:03400 a day?
00:04200 a day!
00:05Mura lang yung!
00:06Grabe!
00:07Ang yayama ninyo!
00:08Iba talaga, no?
00:09Ikaw ba?
00:10Ikaw, magano sa'yo?
00:11Wala ba?
00:12Magbebenta pa ako ng tanso bago pumasok.
00:14Wow!
00:15Magbebenta ako sa mga junk shop.
00:17Matting pa nga yung iba.
00:20Matting, nagmamating.
00:21Anong matting?
00:22Anong matting?
00:23Gumidiscarte lang.
00:24Discarte, discarte.
00:25Kaya kayong discarte?
00:26Makano, makano sa'yo?
00:27Parang 50 a day.
00:28Parang ganun, 50.
00:29Sa FAU na yun, mime?
00:30Oo.
00:31Anong nabibili mo noon sa 50 pesos?
00:33Hindi, kasi may mga barkada kong varsity.
00:36May stabs sila sa kantin, diba?
00:37Oo, totoo yun.
00:38Yung mga varsity, meron silang stabs sa kantin.
00:40Kasi diba, scholar sila.
00:41Yung pinapakita lang nila yun.
00:43So, minsan gumagamit ako ng stab.
00:45Alaga kasi ako ng mga fraternity.
00:50At saka minsan sa FAU, kung gusto mong kumain,
00:52madali na kahit wala kang pera.
00:54Manunutok ka lang na kumakain.
00:56Wala ganun!
00:57Wala ganun!
00:58Ay, joke lang dito.
00:59Oh, grabe!
01:00Mangingiigil.
01:01Talaga.
01:02Ay, masarap yan kaya.
01:03Meron ka pa.
01:04Gano'n naman nandito.
01:05Bibigay sa'yo buo.
01:06Pinagbabawal ng titikyan ha?
01:07Oo.
01:08Wala kang pera pero uwi kang busog.
01:10Gano'n lang.
01:11Tingin na lang.
01:12Discarte lang.
01:13Discarte lang din.
01:14Yes.
01:15Eh, ito.
01:16Miriam ka.
01:17Grabe.
01:18Older School yan.
01:19Miriam Defensor School at ano ito eh.
01:21Senatoriability.
01:22Eh.
01:23Magkano ka?
01:24Gano'n ako nag-aral 200.
01:26May pamasay pa doon.
01:28200?
01:29Tipid tips.
01:30Oo.
01:31Tipid tips.
01:32Ito wala tong baon siya.
01:33Nagpabaon sa pamilya.
01:34Wow.
01:35Sa mga pamangkin niya.
01:36Oo naman.
01:37Pero baon ko dati 25 pesos.
01:39Pesos.
01:40Eh may harika pa lang naman nun.
01:42High school.
01:43At saka may service kayo nun, di ba?
01:45Nakikisa ko.
01:46Ako wala akong service.
01:47Paano ka nakakapunta?
01:48Hinahampas lang ako ng tatay ko.
01:49Tumatakbo ko lang mabilis.
01:50Ang binin.
01:51Tinatag mo sarili mo.
01:52Tapos lahat mga nag-aabang sa kanto eh sinasabay ko pa.
01:56Ay grabe.
01:57Kaya bako talaga pumasok.
01:58Pagod na pagod ako.
01:59Bigat na bigat pa.
02:01Alam mo kung aalamin nyo lang,
02:02ang dami kong pinagdaanan nung bata.
02:04Kaya nakakapagtaka sa dami ng pinagdaanan ko.
02:06Ang fresh ko pa din.
02:08Oo nga naman.
02:09Wala ka.
02:10Great key question.
02:11Quality.
02:12Yung stano.
02:15Yung stano.
02:16Diba kahit ang init pala ng sweatshirt.
02:20Ang init.
02:21Umulan kala ko malamig.
02:38Orang webin.
02:39Orang webin.
02:40Ang init.
02:41Ay.
02:42Oppil date.
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