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00:00I hope you buy a lot of blood that you always use.
00:03Thank you, thank you.
00:05You buy a lot, then you buy a lot of food.
00:07You buy it every day, you're not buying it yourself.
00:10You're the one who bought it.
00:12You buy it every day.
00:14Yes, you buy it every day.
00:16You buy it yourself.
00:18It's not a lot of money!
00:20It's hard for you to be able to use it.
00:22There are a lot of things that you use.
00:23There are other movies that you use.
00:25Regal films like Golden Beebe.
00:28How many people use it?
00:30Three.
00:31Wait a minute.
00:33If we are going to have a lot of food,
00:38what do you want to eat?
00:44I want to eat a lot of food.
00:48A lot of food?
00:49A lot of food.
00:51At least I can buy it.
00:54At least I can sell it.
00:56I can help.
00:59But you see the ostrich and ostrichs?
01:01But I'm talking to the tooth.
01:05It's hard for you to eat.
01:06But regardless of how large it is,
01:08you keep going to be able to eat it.
01:11It's hard for you to eat it.
01:13If you've had a cold,
01:14a little bit of a cold,
01:16I only want to eat it.
01:18Oh, because imagine how much water is going to fall
01:21before you go to the ocean.
01:23You, what do you want to eat?
01:25You want to eat a bit.
01:26It's a little bit.
01:27It's a little bit.
01:28It's always like it's a pain.
01:30It's like it's a pain in life.
01:34It's like a ostrich.
01:37It's like a bit.
01:39It's like this is the best life.
01:41I want to eat a bit.
01:43I want to eat a bit.
01:44Sorry, sorry.
01:45Right?
01:46Sorry, sorry, sorry.
01:47Mamaya sa sa turn mo.
01:48Anong ispesyal sa itlog ng butike?
01:50Gusto kasi maliit siya pero maramihan.
01:53Oh, tapos, anong nangyayari sa buhay mo
01:56pag nangitlogin ng butike?
01:57Pag nangitlogin ng butike,
01:58pag ininong mo yun, meron ka kapangyarihan.
02:00Ah!
02:01Kakainin mo yung ganitlogan.
02:03Hey!
02:04Napakababoy na ito.
02:06Initlog na itlog ng butike,
02:08pas kinain niya.
02:09Pati butlog mo pa, ipapasak mo rin pala sa katawan mo.
02:12Eh, gagano naman siya pag hinugasan mo,
02:14tapos mag-wish ka.
02:15Mag-wish ka.
02:16Mangyayari yun.
02:17Matutupad.
02:18Oh!
02:19Itlog ng butike.
02:21Ikaw, kasi kakainin mo?
02:23Ikaw?
02:24Ano ko?
02:25O mga itlog ka?
02:26Gusto kong mga itlog ng ano?
02:28Yung building ng call center.
02:31Bakit?
02:32Ano lang yun?
02:33Sa buka pala kayun?
02:34Bakit building ng call center?
02:36Ba't nalaki naman?
02:37Wak-wak yun brot?
02:39Hindi naman kinakailangan yung call center,
02:40yung co-building mismo lumabasak.
02:42Ano yung lalabas?
02:43Ganit siya sa itlog.
02:44Oo.
02:45Itlog siya.
02:46Pero pag nag-hatch siya,
02:47yung lalabas na kanya,
02:48parang magugulat ka,
02:49parang hindi mo iisipin na unti-unti lumalaki.
02:51Building pala ng call center yun.
02:53Diba?
02:54Diba kanya sa mga fantasy,
02:56yung pedos biglang may lalabas na?
02:58O.
02:59Galo ka laki muna ilalabas?
03:00Ha?
03:01Galo ka laki.
03:02Kasi yung ano,
03:03mga dalawang itlog ng ostrich.
03:05Ay, kaya ko yun.
03:07Oo.
03:08Kaya ko yun.
03:09Kaya ko yun.
03:10Kuwikindat pa.
03:13Sabay yun ah.
03:14Hindi, kaya ko yun.
03:15Kasi sanay ako yung,
03:16bago ko ma-achieve yung aim ko,
03:17pinaghihirapan ko.
03:19Ah, tama naman.
03:20Bravo yun.
03:21Talagang, ano,
03:22laka-mindset ako na,
03:23mahihirapan ako dito,
03:24but it,
03:25it won't matter.
03:26Wow.
03:27Maganda.
03:28I am ready to face all the struggles,
03:29the pains,
03:30and the hurts.
03:31Wow.
03:32Ano, itura mo noon?
03:33Ganyan ka.
03:34Ganyan ka.
03:40Kikindat yan ah.
03:45Tapos mga luluha ka.
03:47Kamiiyak na siya.
03:48O bakit, ikaw ba yun ang itlog?
03:49Sa pinaiyak.
03:50Ano ba gusto mo ikaw?
03:52Ano gusto pagnang itlog ka?
03:53O ikaw, kumanging itlog ka.
03:54Kung kumanging itlog ka,
03:55anong gusto mong itlogin?
03:56Oo.
03:58Gusto mo ikaw yung itlog?
03:59Gusto ko po.
04:00Kung ano.
04:01Pumipiyo ka pa ha.
04:02Sa bibig ka pa nanging itlog?
04:04Yung ano po,
04:05itlog ng lagalag pong pato,
04:07maraming itlog yun.
04:08Itlog ng lagalag na pato?
04:10Ha?
04:11Meron po noon.
04:12O bakit?
04:13Bakit gusto mo na itlog ng pato?
04:14Marami pong mang itlog.
04:15Marami.
04:16Oo.
04:17Gusto mo marami.
04:18Parang malaki rin ang kitok.
04:19Parang siya ginto.
04:20Diba?
04:21O ang baan ng taan.
04:22Kaya may sakin?
04:23May ating-ating?
04:24Kakain mo itlog ng butike?
04:25Pag nakita nga namin yun,
04:27sasabihin na namin,
04:28wag nyo yung kagana itlog ng butike,
04:29magkakulugo kayo.
04:31Ikaw naman kinain mo ba?
04:33Sa laun.
04:35Ba?
04:36I-depend niya lang yung narrative niya.
04:38Kinain niya itlog ng butike.
04:40Siyempre ganyan-ganyan.
04:42Ano yan?
04:43Discarte?
04:44Ako yun eh.
04:45Pag nakitlog ako,
04:46gusto ko itlog ng Tekloy.
04:48Tekloy?
04:49Ng Tekloy.
04:50Ano yun?
04:51Itlog ng Tekloy.
04:53Itlog si Tekloy?
04:54Tao si Tekloy eh!
04:58Paano paano?
04:59Wow!
05:00Sumaka sa'yo pala kahit bugok, no?
05:05Ito ay Tekloy.
05:10Atleti hello a
05:33Shit!
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