00:00Excuse me. You're Reese, aren't you?
00:02Wait a second, I'm in the middle of something.
00:09Don't worry, somebody will find you. They do drug searches on Fridays.
00:12Okay, what?
00:13What are you doing, prom night?
00:14That's a Saturday.
00:16I'll be throwing shopping carts into the reservoir.
00:18My name is Jeannie.
00:19For the past four years, I've been super focused on keeping a perfect GPA.
00:22But now that I've got my acceptance letter from Brown,
00:24I feel I've got some time to experience high school social life.
00:26So I want you to take me to the prom.
00:27Yeah, that sounds like a fun night,
00:30except the next morning I'll wake up like an idiot with no shopping carts in the reservoir.
00:34I'll pay you $200.
00:36$200? Just to go out on a date?
00:38And the career counselor said I should be a mechanic?
00:41I can't wait to throw this in his face.
00:45Yeah, you're basically a teardown.
00:49But I think I can get you ready.
00:51Meet me here tomorrow at 3.
00:52How sweet is this?
00:53I think she likes you.
00:55Let's review the evening.
00:59What time do you pick me up?
01:01I ring your doorbell at 6 o'clock.
01:03I'm propped because it's a sign of respect.
01:05And when you get to my house...
01:06I know.
01:07No throwing eggs at the door.
01:08Also a sign of respect.
01:10And we're more at the dance and it's time to say something nice.
01:12What do you say?
01:14I don't know.
01:16Thanks for shaving.
01:17I went over this!
01:18Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:18Um...
01:19Every time I look at you, you somehow become more beautiful?
01:23His teeth are done.
01:24And learns that the temporary crown is finally in place.
01:27The dentist admits that...
01:28They're not wide enough.
01:30Don't you people realize that we're running out of time here?
01:32Look at this.
01:33He's not even close.
01:35I want his face flawless, his hair shorter and shinier.
01:38He's an illiterate thug.
01:39I don't think it's too much to ask that you look perfect!
01:40He insists that can't be right.
01:42Especially since his friend Trey supposedly...
01:44You heard the lady.
01:45Make me glow.
01:46He explains that Trey did have.
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