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00:00a coffin it's a present open it the code is our anniversary
00:03it's a robot for what intimacy you mean for sex you brought me a sex robot for our anniversary
00:12yeah well lila she needed subjects for a trial that they're doing for fda clearance
00:18and you and i are out of sync so i thought maybe you thought you'd get me mechanical
00:22sex circuit without asking my permission well you would have said no because it's insane
00:26and insulting listen i may be megan newman's house husband but i'm pretty sure i still have
00:34some rights i thought this would be fun sailing the amalfi coast is fun or or playing poker or
00:39surfing but outsourcing our sex life to a machine because you don't want to sleep with me no that
00:43is okay dumb idea clearly i'm just i am overworked and i'm guilty so i thought why not because i want
00:53you not a robot hey hey boss you out yeah yeah i ran to my house where
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