00:00Oh shit! shitish-shhh-shh!
00:04Yeah, you're all playing for Party Mooney!
00:08Yeah, yeah I was busting my ass, making money for us ...
00:13while YOU
00:14were FUCKING HER IN OUR FAN!
00:18No no no no no no no no!
00:26Oh Oh what a divorce.
00:30You know what? Fine!
00:32I'm gonna wait.
00:38Without me, you're nothing but a washed up, over the hill, and we're all known.
00:44He called me old.
00:47Washed up. I mean, what if he's right?
00:50You didn't lose a husband. You ditched a cheating pig.
00:54I haven't been ditched in two years. I think that I've forgotten how.
00:59Okay, that's ridiculous.
01:02We are fixing this.
01:05I am the hottest psychotherapist in town.
01:13Bath and break.
01:15Your therapist should be here any minute.
01:29Hey, Mom. I'm here. You said you needed a ride, but you're not.
01:42I didn't know who she was. Just that I had to remember that light.
01:52That's why I became an artist.
01:54Damn. The therapist is so young.
02:00You okay?
02:02Um...
02:03Sorry. I... I didn't think that you would be my therapist.
02:06Your therapist?
02:07Kate!
02:08I'm Chris.
02:09Uh...
02:10So, uh... what's first, Doctor?
02:11I'm Chris.
02:12Uh... so, uh... what's first, Doctor?
02:14I'm Chris.
02:15I'm Chris.
02:16I'm Chris.
02:17I'm Chris.
02:18Uh... so, uh... what's first, Doctor?
02:21The alcohol, I think.
02:47I think.
02:51He could never put the dishes away or the laundry.
02:55I really don't understand what I saw in him.
02:58It wasn't even good in bed.
03:08And there are drinks.
03:10We can pause the session for a second.
03:21Um, so yeah, I'm getting divorced.
03:31The guy cheated.
03:34Said, I'm old, dull, and not attractive anymore.
03:41Come on, that's, that's bullshit.
03:46And for the record, you are easily the most attractive person in this city.
03:51Let alone this room.
03:57Hey, session one, step one, you gotta lose this ring.
04:10See, that wasn't that hard.
04:12I don't, look, you don't seem like someone who needs fixing, like, at all.
04:18Your ex-husband, maybe.
04:21You gotta go?
04:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
04:24Where are you going?
04:26To get to a new drink.
04:30Hmm.
04:31Watch it!
04:42You've ruined my shirt.
04:46How much?
04:472,000 bucks.
04:48Oh, come on, man, that's ridiculous.
04:55No shirt's worth 2,000 bucks unless it's, like, doing your taxes for you.
05:00You know what I'm saying, bro?
05:03Relax, kid.
05:04I'm talking to your mom.
05:05Here's 10,000 and an extra hunter to shut you up.
05:14Bitch.
05:15Whoa!
05:19Uh, you want to take this outside?
05:21Get him!
05:21Run!
05:22Run!
05:23Run!
05:23Run!
05:24Run!
05:24Run!
05:24Run!
05:25Run!
05:26Run!
05:26Run!
05:27Run!
05:27Run!
05:28Run!
05:28Run!
05:29Run!
05:29Run!
05:30Run!
05:30Run!
05:31Run!
05:31Run!
05:32Run!
05:32Yo, that splash move, that was fire.
05:36Oh, and you slapped the check against his head, that was insane.
05:39Yeah.
05:43Um.
05:47Do, do I look like your mom now?
05:52What?
05:54No.
05:55No, I mean, don't get me wrong, like, my mom's great, but, I mean,
06:02she doesn't make me forget the rest of the room, like, you do.
06:09You're, you don't know what you're saying, you're too young to know the difference.
06:14No, hey.
06:21I mean.
06:21I mean.
06:32It's not happening.
06:34I mean.
06:45You're a big one.
06:46You're a big one.
06:47You're a big one.
06:48You're a big one.
06:49I'm gonna lose one.
06:50I'm gonna lose one.
06:51Oh my god, this is Linda's house.
06:56I brought the therapist to my best friend's place?
07:04Mom's place?
07:06Okay, no turning back now.
07:08I dread to think what she would say.
07:10Hey.
07:12Um, hi.
07:16We really need to go.
07:18No, no, no, no, we can just cuddle.
07:19Um, no, we can't be seen here together.
07:26Right, she's still married.
07:28That's what she's worried about.
07:30Okay, one quick shower and then we're out.
07:32Um.
07:33One quick shower.
07:34Okay.
07:36He's so cute.
07:43No.
07:44No, he has to go.
07:48Morning, sunshine.
07:49You all right?
07:53Never, never been better.
07:56Is someone in there?
07:59No.
08:00No.
08:01There.
08:02I mean, I was checking the plumbing.
08:06And look, it is magical.
08:09Anyway, Steve called.
08:11He's on his way over.
08:12He wants to discuss the divorce details and all that nonsense.
08:16Fuck.
08:19Fuck.
08:23Fuck.
08:24We have to go.
08:26We have to go.
08:27Oh, okay.
08:29We need to go.
08:30My husband is on his way.
08:33You know, you're really good at that.
08:36What?
08:36Like, leaving my mom in the dust.
08:41I'm kidding.
08:42I'm kidding.
08:45You know, I like you.
08:48I like a lot.
08:50But I like you, too.
08:55Which is why we needed to leave like five minutes ago.
08:59If Steve catches us, then I lose the settlement and you lose your license.
09:04Okay, um, small confession.
09:09Um, I'm not actually your therapist.
09:15Thank God.
09:16Because therapists usually keep their hands in themselves.
09:19But you still gotta go.
09:21Wait, you're not mad.
09:22No.
09:23Just don't.
09:24Wait, come on.
09:24Just a little bit.
09:25No, sure.
09:26Come on.
09:26Come on.
09:27A little bit longer.
09:28A little bit longer.
09:30Okay.
09:30Who the hell are you?
09:40Steve, this is, uh...
09:42Oh, you must be the Linda's boy.
09:46Right?
09:47Wow, you're all grown up.
09:50Yeah, yeah.
09:51This is Linda's son.
09:54Steve, what do you want?
09:55Yeah, yeah.
09:55What do you want?
09:57Okay, um, let's go.
10:00Okay, okay, listen.
10:10I've been alone in our house.
10:13It's too big.
10:16Maybe you should call your mistress.
10:18I'm sure she misses the view.
10:21Kate, I'm sorry.
10:25I messed up.
10:26But I-I still love you.
10:34That's her ex?
10:36What the hell is he doing?
10:38Just give me one more chance.
10:40Please.
10:41We'll keep quiet and I'll do whatever you say.
10:47Anything?
10:47Yes.
10:48Okay, can you do one thing for me?
10:52Of course.
10:55Get out of my life, Steve, and stay out!
10:59And you know what?
11:01You should probably leave while you can save a shred of your dignity.
11:04Maybe the investors will pity you.
11:07Bitch!
11:07Just say you will keep your mouth shut above Skywalker's exhibit.
11:13Kate!
11:13Everything is fine.
11:18Get out!
11:19Hey, that was, uh, that was pretty badass.
11:33You okay?
11:33Yeah.
11:34You know, all fine.
11:37Good.
11:37Good.
11:37You sure you don't want me to drive you?
11:59Yeah, I'm-I'm sure.
12:02I mean, you should probably get going.
12:04I mean, it's not your house.
12:08Right.
12:09Right.
12:10If Mom finds out I brought a girl home, I'll never hear the end of it.
12:14Uh, any-anyway, I-I gotta go.
12:17Hey.
12:20Call me.
12:21I'll think about it.
12:29Chris.
12:33Who was that?
12:34Uh, that was, uh, that was a door-to-door salesman, you know?
12:37Pretty, uh, pretty persistent.
12:41So, who was the girl you were with last night?
12:45Come on.
12:46Tell me her name, sweetie.
12:48I promise, no baby photos.
12:51Yet.
12:52I knew it.
12:54Okay, just the name.
12:56What's the harm?
12:57Uh, her name's Kate.
13:00Wait.
13:01Kate?
13:01The only Kate I know is Kate Lopez and Kate Mitchell?
13:09Mitchell?
13:10No, her name is Lopez.
13:13Wait.
13:13Oh, my son's taste is something else.
13:27You've been gone for almost ten years and the first thing you do when you get back is get involved with a Kate?
13:32What, what happened to Maddie?
13:33Well, okay, first of all, we're not involved.
13:36And, look, Maddie's just a friend, okay?
13:38And, Mom, Kate's amazing.
13:43You don't like her?
13:50It's not that, but there's a huge age gap, don't you think?
13:56Yeah, but when it's the real deal, like, age doesn't matter, right?
14:00For me, it was...
14:02It was instant.
14:03You know, your father and I have a huge age gap.
14:11Oh, my God.
14:13Right.
14:14Why don't you just invite her to my birthday?
14:24It's way too young.
14:27I must have a screw loose.
14:28Hello?
14:46Sorry, wrong number.
14:48Kate, wait, uh, you all right?
14:50My, uh, friend Maddie picked up by mistake.
14:52Sorry about that.
14:54A friend?
14:56This, you don't think?
14:57Well, she's a wild card.
15:01Hey, listen, do you want to come to a party with me?
15:04I don't know, Chris.
15:05Please.
15:06Mean a lot to me.
15:08Okay.
15:10Sure, um, send me the address to see.
15:13Yes.
15:14Okay, well, uh, good night, Kate.
15:17Dream of me.
15:22What?
15:23No way.
15:37Linda's house?
15:39Don't tell me he's really...
15:41God.
15:45No, I hold that part of my life, like, in such high regard.
15:48Stay cool, find Chris, and ask.
15:51Don't panic.
15:52To the other side, like you...
15:53Kate.
15:56Hey, um, I'm so glad you made it.
15:58Uh, this is, this is my buddy, Noah.
16:02So you're the one he won't shut up about.
16:05Welcome to the chaos.
16:06Right.
16:09Just a coincidence.
16:11Linda's party.
16:12For some Noah's here.
16:13Chris is just a friend of Linda's son.
16:19Good.
16:20He brought Kate Mitchell.
16:21Looks like they're hitting it off.
16:23Oh, hey!
16:27Uh, Noah, would you mind grabbing us some drinks?
16:30On it.
16:31Thank you, man.
16:32Can't take your coat.
16:40You look beautiful tonight.
16:45Come with me.
16:47Where are you going?
16:57What are you doing, Chris?
16:59I miss you.
17:02Like crazy.
17:05It's been five minutes.
17:08That's not too long.
17:13Oh!
17:14Oh!
17:14Oh!
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