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00:00Our new academy, run by myself and my wife, Juggie, will nurture young talent and provide
00:08underprivileged children a path to the NBA.
00:18It's okay, brother.
00:19Thanks, sister.
00:20I got your back, no matter what.
00:27You ready?
00:27Yeah.
00:30What did I tell you?
00:44Woo!
00:45A star in the making.
00:52Oh, what did I tell you?
00:57Woo!
00:58A star in the making.
01:01Little brat.
01:03I bet my son can dunk ten times better than that.
01:06If he wasn't born with everything.
01:09Daddy, can I play with him?
01:10You shut up.
01:12You listen to me, Chad.
01:16I am going to find a way to convince Jordan James to personally coach you.
01:21You take all of his advice, son.
01:24Because they're rich.
01:26And we're poor.
01:29So you take everything you can from them, you understand?
01:36Mr. James?
01:37The governor would like to meet you.
01:39The governor?
01:39Yeah.
01:43Do you want to play basketball with me?
01:45Ready?
01:52Where is the governor?
01:53Must be stuck in traffic.
02:11It's okay!
02:11It's going to hurt!
02:24Chad!
02:25Dammit, boy, you better not be hurt!
02:29Chad, get off!
02:30I can't afford an ambulance!
02:31You're not Chad, you're...
02:42Jordan James' son.
02:45Cha-ching!
02:46If he thinks I rescued him, he'll take care of Chad for sure.
02:50I need you to get up.
02:53No!
02:54It hurts!
02:55Shut up, you brat!
02:56Scotty!
03:01Stephanie!
03:11Have you seen my son?
03:17No, sir.
03:18I'll help you.
03:19Do look for him until we find him.
03:20I promise.
03:21Why are you writing so suspicious?
03:32What the fuck is this?
03:34I'm looking for my son too, sir.
03:38Oh, God, this is the last I have of him!
03:42You're practically family to me.
03:44Look!
03:47I even have your name tattooed on my arm.
03:49Mr. James, sir, your son needs surgery or he won't make it.
03:54I need you to sign off now.
03:59That's not my job.
04:03This is my one shot at giving my son a better life.
04:06This is for you, Chad.
04:09Mr. James, you did say that you wanted your academy to help underprivileged children.
04:16This could be your chance.
04:17Mr. James, you could start with him.
04:21He's right, Jordan.
04:22You're right, Julliard.
04:23You're always right.
04:25Take care of him.
04:26I'll take care of the bill.
04:27Okay.
04:28Let's go.
04:34I really hope that you find your boy.
04:37Yeah.
04:38You too.
04:39You too.
04:39My head hurts.
04:58Yeah, we all got problems, kid.
05:01Dad?
05:03Yeah.
05:04I'm your dad now.
05:05And from now on, your name is Chad.
05:08You got it.
05:10My son.
05:13Where's my son?
05:16Excuse me.
05:17Have you found our son, Scotty?
05:19I'm sorry, Mr. James.
05:20Not yet.
05:21But keep holding out hope.
05:23We'll find him.
05:25I just heard from the hospital.
05:27The life-saving surgery worked.
05:29That boy is going to be okay.
05:32Too bad.
05:33We have to ship him off to the foster care system now.
05:38Wait, sir.
05:40Please don't do that.
05:45We'll take him.
05:47We'll foster that child.
05:48I promise to protect you, Scotty.
05:55Where are you, brother?
05:56Where are you?
06:08That's all to your guess.
06:09What about the losers?
06:16And that's what you get for finally picking out someone your own size.
06:18Asshole.
06:25Let me know if he bothers you again, all right?
06:32Hey, Shark.
06:33Here.
06:34Take this.
06:34You saved my butt.
06:36Nah, I can't, dude.
06:37It's fine.
06:37Chad!
06:41What the hell are you up to, you sewer rat?
06:46Hey, those were-
06:47Chad rocks, you fucking nerd!
06:48Dad!
06:53Shut up.
06:54I don't want to hear it.
06:55You get your lazy ass inside, we got work to do!
06:58Chad, I already told you I had basketball trials this afternoon, and if I want that scholarship,
07:02then I got-
07:02Basketball trials?
07:08Scholarship?
07:09That is the last I ever, ever, ever better hear about a fucking scholarship!
07:17What do you want a scholarship for anyway, huh?
07:21You're already training for your future career!
07:25You are destined to walk in your father's footsteps and become a plumber.
07:36Get your ass to work!
07:38As you can see, Mr. James, your son Scotty's distinctive birthmark is an excellent lead.
07:54I already told you, he has a star-shaped birthmark right above his heart.
08:02Those don't even match.
08:03Yeah, but we're getting closer.
08:05Detective Bounders, call me when you get closer.
08:11We'll find him, Daddy.
08:19I promise to always protect him, like, you know I always will.
08:24You're as steadfast as ever, Stephanie.
08:26Scotty's lucky to have an older sister like you.
08:38Ceph!
08:39Dad!
08:40Ready to watch me murder the competition at trials today?
08:44You know it, son!
08:46I can say with full confidence that you are the best point guard in the state, Victor.
08:52Thanks, Mommy.
08:55I really am.
08:58Stay humble, son.
08:59You can only say you're the best when you beat the best in tryouts and become the starting
09:03point guard.
09:04Then you can talk.
09:06Now, what is wrong with a little confidence?
09:09Besides, he was trained by the greatest of all time.
09:13I owe it all to you, Dad.
09:16Go get him, son.
09:17I know you'll make the family proud.
09:20Woo!
09:22Of course he'll make our family proud.
09:25Be an NBA champion like his father, Jordan James, is your son's destiny.
09:35If this toilet isn't unclogged by the time I get back, I'm gonna shove your face in it.
09:47Did he hit you again?
09:57He won't let me play basketball anymore.
09:59Not till I pay off his prison debts.
10:01Chad, you're too talented for this.
10:06I mean, your dad, my boss, is a real piece of shit.
10:11Yeah, oh yeah, I know.
10:12And he won't let me miss work for the basketball tryouts either.
10:16God, in the scholarship, there's just a pipe dream now.
10:21That pipe dream would land you on the Jordan James Academy's top team and give you a shot
10:26that a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to go pro.
10:37You know, that pipe dream would be your ticket out of this pipe nightmare.
10:51All right.
10:53Screw your dad, man.
10:54All right?
10:55I'll cover for you.
10:58Go.
11:00Golden ticket out of here.
11:07Thank you, DJ.
11:17Sure.
11:18AJ, where the hell is this delinquent?
11:26Whoa, those that are JJ13s?
11:34You know it, Skyler.
11:36But those haven't even come out yet.
11:38Yeah, no doy, Drew.
11:40I have exclusive access, because my dad, it dig this.
11:44Whoa.
11:45So cool.
11:46Yeah, well, only the best for the best.
11:54Whoa.
11:56Watch it, asshat.
11:58These are brand new JJs.
12:00Sorry.
12:01I didn't see your-
12:04Your what?
12:05I didn't-
12:06Oh!
12:07You don't know your place yet, pipsqueak.
12:13Let's see if you're actually a man, or if you're just some cowardly girl.
12:21Who the hell do you think you are?
12:25Who the hell do you think you are?
12:28I'm an NDA legend in the making.
12:31I'm the heir to the throne.
12:33Who the fuck are you?
12:34Yeah.
12:35How dare you touch Victor?
12:37Don't you know who his dad is?
12:40I don't care who his dad is.
12:42I'm asking who he is.
12:44No, let me explain something.
12:45You see, the basketball court is a little bit different from a bathroom stall, plumber bitch.
12:55Yeah?
12:56Do you even know what this is, huh?
12:59Oh!
13:00Oh no!
13:01Shit Sniffer is angry!
13:06Well what the hell are you going to do about it?
13:11Porcelain princess?
13:13Huh?
13:14I'm going to kick your ass!
13:18You're so dead.
13:20Hey, what the hell is going on here?
13:22Coach is going to be here in a couple seconds.
13:24Shit Licker Star Destroy-
13:25Screw you!
13:26Fuck you bitch!
13:27Cut it out of me!
13:28NBA Hall of Famer Jordan James is the coach?
13:39My hero.
13:47Don't you know that fighting is forbidden in my locker room?
13:50Sir, I didn't-
13:51If it wasn't you!
13:53Then who?
13:54My well behaved son, Victor.
13:58Who's your son?
14:00This poor kid started it, Dad.
14:03He got jealous of my JJ's and so he attacked me.
14:07I don't give a shit about your shoes!
14:09Bullshit!
14:10You show up to try I was wearing those and you're not jealous of my JJ's?
14:13Fucking liar!
14:14What even are those?
14:15I'm not lying!
14:16Enough!
14:17The truth looks pretty clear to me.
14:21Sir, I was just defending myself.
14:24Sir.
14:25We could really use another good defender right now.
14:28This kid's tough.
14:29We need some fresh talent.
14:30You might consider giving him a shot.
14:37I don't know who you are, kid.
14:39But if you threaten my son, I'll make sure you never step foot on a basketball court again.
14:48Yes, sir.
14:49I promise I'll get better shoes and I won't cause any more problems.
14:52And stay away from my son.
14:59It's enough flurries, ladies!
15:01Let's hit the hardwood.
15:02Trails start now!
15:06Have fun cosplaying as someone who matters today.
15:09I'm about to go out there and wipe the floor with you.
15:14Bitch.
15:23Forget about it.
15:24I know why I'm here.
15:25Make the team, win the scholarship, and get the hell out of here.
15:35Welcome to Cheer Squad Triumph, ladies!
15:37Let's see that spirit!
15:43Alright guys, gotta run!
15:45New guy!
15:51New guy!
15:52You're late.
15:53I know, I'm sorry, I-
15:54No excuses!
15:55Suicide's run out.
16:00Alright guys.
16:01These are the tryouts for the very Todd, Jordan James Academy team.
16:06You guys are the best of the best.
16:08Whoever makes this team will be eligible for the Jordan James Scholarship to Duke.
16:12My alma mater.
16:13Only the best title way.
16:17It's my only way out.
16:19It's as good as mine.
16:21So give it your all out there!
16:23Let's cringe!
16:24Here we go!
16:30If that's your thing, hard work is gonna get you somewhere.
16:32You forgot one thing.
16:33No matter how hard you work.
16:38I'll always be better than you.
16:39Have fun.
16:40I'm clogging toilets for you.
16:41I'll always be better than you.
16:44I'll always be better than you.
16:45Have fun unclogging toilets for the rest of your life, asshole.
16:46I'll always be better than you.
16:47Have fun unclogging toilets for the rest of your life, asshole.
16:48Why?
16:49Look!
16:50No.
16:51I don't know.
16:52I'll always be better than you.
16:53I'm just going to go.
16:54And...
16:55So…
16:56I'm just kidding.
16:57Now you little milk.
16:58I have to go.
16:59I'll never be better than you.
17:00You having me.
17:01I'm just going to go.
17:02I'll always be better than you.
17:06Have fun unclogging toilets for the rest of your life, asshole.
17:21Let's see what you got.
17:22Oh, you're going to have to be stronger than that, plunger jockey.
17:35You're weak.
17:37You're nothing.
17:39Well, keep talking.
17:40I can do this all day.
17:47Hey, Nick.
17:48This is my one shot.
17:59I have to make it.
18:00I have to make it.
18:18Oh, damn, coach.
18:30Chad, who does he remind me of?
18:32Hey, Scott!
18:46Scotty!
18:48Coach, coach, have you ever seen anything like that in your entire life?
18:51I swear to God, this kid Chad O'Neill can play some point guard.
18:55Unbelievable.
18:56Lucky Doc.
18:57Don't get too excited.
18:58I sit there.
18:59Okay.
19:02So we're gone, boys.
19:05Great.
19:05Woo!
19:06Time to announce the squad.
19:09All right, fellas.
19:10Okay.
19:12Like I said, this team is only for the best of the best.
19:21With that in mind, our new starting point guard will be...
19:25Our new starting point guard will be...
19:29My son, Victor James.
19:32And his backup is going to be...
19:44Chad O'Neil.
19:46What?
19:47What?
19:49Come on, coach.
19:50We need this.
19:53You saw how good the kid was.
19:56I'll allow it.
19:57But if he causes trouble, he's gone.
20:02Congratulations, O'Neil.
20:05You're a PG-2.
20:07Try not to stick it up.
20:09The rest of the team will be announced later.
20:11Hit the showers, boys.
20:12Great job.
20:13How about those...
20:14Bet you think you're pretty slick.
20:28How, O'Neil?
20:30Just playing the game, Victor.
20:32Bullshit.
20:33You play dirty.
20:35Don't do anything to win that scholarship, buddy.
20:37Bullshit.
20:39Dirt.
20:40What do you mean-
20:41Oh, shut up.
20:42Gold digger.
20:44I've got witnesses.
20:45Skylar.
20:46Drew, back me up.
20:47You guys also saw him...
20:48Foul me.
20:49With that sly little shove.
20:51Just so you could show off with that dunk.
20:53Why don't we show him how we handle cheers around here?
20:57That's bullshit.
20:58You're framing me.
20:59Pfft!
21:07Ugh!
21:08No!
21:16Ugh!
21:17Maybe I am friending you.
21:19But who's going to believe a little shit-sucker like you're...
21:25Ugh!
21:26Ugh!
21:27Ugh!
21:29Ugh!
21:33I believe in myself, Rick.
21:35You'll pay for that.
21:42Ugh!
21:44Goodbye.
21:45Ugh!
21:47Ugh!
21:48Ugh!
21:49Ugh!
21:50Ugh!
21:52Ugh!
21:53Ugh!
21:54Ugh!
21:55Ugh!
21:56Ugh!
22:00Get your hand off my son!
22:06Are you okay, darling?
22:07No!
22:08Mom!
22:09This wannabe is gunning for my scholarship!
22:11He cheated during the game, and now he's trying to fucking injure me!
22:14Ugh!
22:15You violent fellow!
22:16How dare you hurt my son!
22:18Mom!
22:19Please!
22:20I understand!
22:21I understand!
22:22It's okay, Chad.
22:25It's okay, brother.
22:26Why do I feel like I know you?
22:29Oh, I feel like I know you.
22:30Oh, I know what you're thinking, Stephanie.
22:34Where do I know him from?
22:36Well, I'll tell you.
22:38This punk, Chad O'Neil, tried to join the Academy last season.
22:42But he was kicked out for too many fights because he's a violent hooligan.
22:47Just a common thug who's pretending to be a basketball player.
22:51Oh, please, I know my husband's court, no less.
22:54Pathetic.
22:55That was all a misunderstanding.
22:56I was defending someone!
22:57You shut up when my mom is talking!
23:02Thank you, son.
23:04Mom!
23:05No problem.
23:06I was happy to help take out the trash.
23:20Remember why you're here.
23:24You know that pipe dream?
23:25It'll be your ticket out of this pipe nightmare.
23:28Alright.
23:32You can abuse me all you want.
23:33Just know I get a lot worse at home.
23:38Oh, fucking pathetic.
23:41You think any of us care about your little sob story?
23:46No.
23:48I'm just letting you know.
23:49I will do anything to stay on this team and get a shot at that scholarship.
23:54Even if it means putting up your bullshit.
23:58Pitiful.
23:59Now he's descended to begging.
24:00Oh, maybe I can catch a deal.
24:03You scuff my JJ's with your dirty move.
24:06I'll let you stay on the team.
24:08If you'll lick him clean.
24:11Lick your shoes?
24:14That's ridiculous.
24:16Is it?
24:17Lickie lickie, toilet bowl boy.
24:22How bad do you want it?
24:23Lickie licky, toilet bowl boy.
24:24How bad do you want it?
24:26Hey...
24:28Son!
24:32What the hell is going on here?
24:36What the hell is going on here?
24:46Oh, Dad! My head! He attacked me again!
24:53No, I didn't!
24:56Oh my god, son, you're bleeding!
25:00What happened, son?
25:01I was just trying to congratulate him on making the team and he went berserk!
25:06Out of poor person jealousy!
25:08Dad, that's not what happened! Victor!
25:10Whose side are you on, Stephanie?
25:13There is only one side here, Jordan!
25:16Chad O'Neil attacked your son!
25:18As SDP of this academy, I demand that you kick him off the team!
25:26I warned you about staying away from my son!
25:28Sir, please, just listen to me. I didn't do it!
25:30Get out! Now!
25:41Don't worry, son. Someone wronged you, I'll make it right.
25:45Don't worry, son. Someone wronged you, I will make it right.
25:53What's wrong, son?
25:55The boys made fun of my birthmark.
26:00Don't worry, son. Someone wronged you, I will make it right.
26:04Look.
26:07Dad's got a star-shaped birthmark, too.
26:15Remember, your birthmark makes you unique.
26:18It means you're going to be a superstar basketball player, just like Dad!
26:21Dad?
26:31Dad?
26:32Dad?
26:33You're fucking lowlife!
26:34You really think that you can call my father, NBA legend, Jordan James, your dad, and that makes you one of us?
26:52You delusional skunk.
26:55Look.
26:56You're sorry, I didn't eat to.
27:00Day one, and you're attacking our son, calling him Dad?
27:04He does not belong with us, Jordan. Get him out!
27:08They're right.
27:10You don't belong on Team James.
27:12Chet O'Neil, you're off the squad.
27:14Dad!
27:16Mr. James, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you, please.
27:18I'll do anything to say.
27:20I said go!
27:24Yes, sir.
27:27Sorry that I bothered you.
27:33You soft bitch!
27:37How dare you disobey me by skipping out on work early!
27:42Well, the rotten apple does not fall far from the rotten tree.
27:48No violence in my chair.
27:53Who are you?
27:55Mr. James.
27:56I'm sorry, sir.
27:57I'm your biggest fan.
27:59And this punk's father!
28:03You're Chad's father.
28:06Your son attacked my son, Victor.
28:09His son, Victor.
28:12But Jordan James only has one son.
28:14Which must mean Victor James is the real Chad.
28:20My son!
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