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00:00:00Hey birthday girl, my brother said you missed your date with him last night.
00:00:19What happened?
00:00:21Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:00:37Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in the car, oh my god, oh my god, hi, I missed you.
00:01:00Okay, seatbelt, buckle up, buckle up.
00:01:06You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:09Your new car smells really good, by the way.
00:01:12And so familiar.
00:01:14Ugh, it's my older brother's car.
00:01:16Mine is in the shop.
00:01:17I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:19Wish I didn't.
00:01:20But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:30Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:32How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even know?
00:01:36Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:44You are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:47Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:53I'm staging an intervention.
00:01:54Oh.
00:01:55Elle, you are behind on your rent.
00:01:57You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:00I am not going to let you struggle.
00:02:02You are my, hey, look at me, look at me.
00:02:04You are my best friend.
00:02:06Got it?
00:02:07Yeah.
00:02:08Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:10Uh, it is very modest though.
00:02:12Sorry in advance.
00:02:13Oh, here we are.
00:02:14I'm gonna puke.
00:02:15Oh, window.
00:02:16Window.
00:02:17I'm gonna puke.
00:02:18Oh, window.
00:02:19Window.
00:02:20I'm sorry.
00:02:33This is modest?
00:02:34Oh.
00:02:35You should see the Aspen house.
00:02:41Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:43Ah, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:48Go around the blocks, Finn.
00:02:53Go.
00:02:54Now.
00:02:55Who's that?
00:02:57That is Pierce's manager.
00:03:04And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:06Oh.
00:03:07You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:09Plague?
00:03:10God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:12This is where you grew up.
00:03:14Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:17And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:20Ooh.
00:03:21This way.
00:03:22Shall we?
00:03:23Yeah, sure.
00:03:24Here it is.
00:03:29The guest house.
00:03:33Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:34I love it.
00:03:41I just want the best for you.
00:03:43No one should feel alone.
00:03:45Especially not at your age.
00:03:48The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:50I can feel it.
00:03:51Come to Pierce's show tonight and then we can reschedule your date.
00:03:58I know, girl.
00:03:59I'm speechless too.
00:04:00No, I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:05Why not?
00:04:08Because...
00:04:11Because I'm married.
00:04:12Because I'm married?
00:04:17Because I'm married?
00:04:19What?
00:04:20Ah!
00:04:21What do you mean who?
00:04:22What?
00:04:23Where?
00:04:24Who?
00:04:25Who is he?
00:04:26Is that him?
00:04:27Is that him?
00:04:28Show me.
00:04:29Show me to me, please, Elle.
00:04:30Holy...
00:04:33Shit.
00:04:34Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:37You know that place's starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:40$50,000?
00:04:41No!
00:04:42No!
00:04:43I can't.
00:04:44I have to tell him to get something less expensive.
00:04:46To get something smaller.
00:04:47I'm sorry.
00:04:48Wait.
00:04:49Are you serious?
00:04:50You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:51He is clearly sending you photos of rings to log bomb you.
00:04:54I'll handle this.
00:04:55I don't know.
00:04:56Don't know.
00:04:57Yes, I want the biggest rock they have.
00:04:59That is right, Mr. C.
00:05:01The biggest!
00:05:02And spare no expense!
00:05:06Do not send that.
00:05:07Do not.
00:05:08Do not.
00:05:09Do not.
00:05:10Take it!
00:05:11Take it!
00:05:12Take it!
00:05:13Too late!
00:05:14If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun,
00:05:19he has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:22You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:26And spare no expense!
00:05:30Why would they be together?
00:05:32Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:34No.
00:05:35Definitely not.
00:05:36Oh!
00:05:37Well, how lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste?
00:05:41Yeah, how nice.
00:05:44Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:45You idiot!
00:05:46Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:05:56Take this one.
00:05:57What would you like the card to say?
00:06:022L for Mr. C.
00:06:08Okay, well, I am going to go get a facial and you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:13It's in the main house, back entrance.
00:06:15Doors always open.
00:06:16I know how you like that.
00:06:17Peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:18I love you!
00:06:19Love you!
00:06:20You need a nap.
00:06:23Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:27So go to the Mulholland house for now.
00:06:28As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:29Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:30Okay, good.
00:06:31Go!
00:06:32Go!
00:06:33I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:35And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:06:40I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:53And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:06:56Well, it's all right.
00:06:58Okay, so he's going to be broken.
00:06:59Hi, Katie.
00:07:12Hi, sir.
00:07:12Okay, I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:15This gift is for her.
00:07:17Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:20You never have someone special.
00:07:22Of course.
00:07:23I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:29I need you.
00:07:42I know.
00:07:53Oh, no.
00:07:54How did he know where I am?
00:07:57Call the cops.
00:07:59Call the cops.
00:08:00Call the cops.
00:08:01Call the cops.
00:08:02Hi.
00:08:02Night one one.
00:08:03What's your emergency?
00:08:04Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive, please?
00:08:08I got...
00:08:09I have a stalker.
00:08:11And I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:15Please hurry.
00:08:15Quick.
00:08:16Quick.
00:08:16Okay.
00:08:18Okay, please.
00:08:19Just calm down.
00:08:20Help me.
00:08:23Who?
00:08:24Who called the cops?
00:08:28Help, you're fine.
00:08:29You're fine.
00:08:30You're fine.
00:08:31You're fine.
00:08:31You're fine.
00:08:32You're fine.
00:08:33Whoa!
00:08:33What are you doing here?
00:08:39Oh, my God.
00:08:39It is you.
00:08:45Oh, my God.
00:08:45It is you.
00:08:49David!
00:08:50What?
00:08:50El?
00:08:50El?
00:08:51What are you doing?
00:08:52Calm down.
00:08:52Put down the lamp.
00:08:53You followed me here from Vegas.
00:08:56You're a creep.
00:08:57I didn't follow you.
00:08:58Oh, dude, I live here.
00:08:59No, you don't.
00:08:59This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:01Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:02I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:05Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:07Okay, it is.
00:09:08It is.
00:09:09I'm...
00:09:09I am...
00:09:11Her brother's manager.
00:09:14Her brother's manager.
00:09:14You...
00:09:14That is Pierce's manager.
00:09:17And an emotionless psycho.
00:09:19Oh.
00:09:21You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:24Yes!
00:09:25For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:28Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:30Okay.
00:09:34So you're not a stalker?
00:09:37No.
00:09:39Yeah, good.
00:09:41Disarm your lamp.
00:09:42I'm disarming.
00:09:44Okay.
00:09:45Can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:47So, okay.
00:09:49We're...
00:09:50Both...
00:09:51Living here.
00:09:53Yeah.
00:09:53Yep.
00:09:54Yep.
00:09:54And I...
00:09:55Clearly made a mistake.
00:09:58So, I'm gonna...
00:10:00LAPD.
00:10:02Hello?
00:10:08LAPD.
00:10:10Why?
00:10:11Well, I thought you were stalking me.
00:10:13Oh, God, I'm not.
00:10:15Okay, I brought the ring here because I live here.
00:10:16I know that now.
00:10:18Hello?
00:10:18I'm coming, officer!
00:10:22Just...
00:10:23What the...?
00:10:26Good afternoon, officer.
00:10:28You received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:31Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:33Yeah.
00:10:33Yeah, that's a funny story, actually.
00:10:36This is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine,
00:10:39and thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:43Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:45I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:48Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:52I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:10:59Uh, well, you see, the thing...
00:11:01Uh, the thing is...
00:11:02It was me, officer.
00:11:04Oh, so wait.
00:11:08You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:14It was an honest mistake.
00:11:15Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
00:11:18I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:20It's a pleasure to see you again, mister.
00:11:21Uh, uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife?
00:11:23By the way, she's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:26Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:27I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one walls.
00:11:31Yeah.
00:11:32Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:33Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:35I appreciate it.
00:11:36Oh, absolutely.
00:11:37Say hi to your brother for me.
00:11:38I will.
00:11:39Cool.
00:11:39Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:11:45We have to get some things straight right now.
00:11:48Shit.
00:11:49Okay, let me explain.
00:11:55I had my reasons.
00:11:58Reasons?
00:11:59For what?
00:12:01For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:06Okay, look.
00:12:07I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:09And sometimes it's like, it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:13Why are you laughing?
00:12:19Nothing.
00:12:20Nothing, because you live here, and I live here.
00:12:26And we got married last night.
00:12:32Is this like, are you having like a mental breakdown?
00:12:35No, no, no.
00:12:36My life is, this is such a shit show.
00:12:39So, all of my friends, all of them, they all, they took years to pick their perfect partner.
00:12:45And here I am, married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas on a whim.
00:12:53That's, oh, who, who insists that I call him Mr. C.
00:13:00Like he's some sort of James Bond villain or something.
00:13:04That's great.
00:13:04This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
00:13:08I think I'm going to throw up.
00:13:13Okay, you do it.
00:13:14I have like a bad gag reflex.
00:13:16You doing it, it's going to make...
00:13:17Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:13:20Just breathe, breathe, okay?
00:13:23Are you good?
00:13:27Okay.
00:13:28Mr. C.
00:13:30Whatever your name is.
00:13:33We need to get a divorce.
00:13:38We need to get a divorce.
00:13:41What?
00:13:42Clearly, I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:44My friends, they're all getting married, they're all having kids, and I'm not.
00:13:47And that's fine, but I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:50I do.
00:13:51I know part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:53Okay.
00:13:54What?
00:13:54Okay, so I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:13:58Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:13:59Just a couple and just a few.
00:14:01But it's not funny.
00:14:02Okay.
00:14:02It's not funny.
00:14:03It's not funny.
00:14:04So I know, though, for a fact that you are the one for me.
00:14:09Oh, yeah.
00:14:11How do you, for a fact?
00:14:12How?
00:14:12Because you make me feel safe.
00:14:29So, so, here's what we're going to do.
00:14:31I am going to go pack my things.
00:14:32I'm going to go pack my things, and then I'm going to get a lawyer, and then he's going to-
00:14:36Okay, oh my God, can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:38No, I don't want to, because I want to get this taking care of my own.
00:14:41And I think we're- What are you doing?
00:14:43You don't stop talking.
00:14:44Stop, let me go!
00:14:46No, let me go!
00:14:46Oh, my God!
00:14:53Oh, are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:14:57If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:02Come here.
00:15:07All right.
00:15:08What am I looking at?
00:15:09Okay, five years ago, there was nothing.
00:15:12Okay, just dirt.
00:15:14Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:18Nothing but exposed rhubarb and empty trenches.
00:15:20So, am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:27You're neither.
00:15:29Right?
00:15:29My point is that sometimes things take time and the right circumstances, but something
00:15:35that you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:40Okay.
00:15:41El, I'm a rational man.
00:15:44The fact that you and I are living here in L.A., where there's like 10 million people.
00:15:51I mean, that doesn't just happen.
00:15:52The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:54Yeah, they are.
00:15:55But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:02How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:06Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:10What are you proposing?
00:16:1430 days.
00:16:15We give it a shot.
00:16:17Okay?
00:16:17We don't tell anybody.
00:16:19And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
00:16:24What do you say?
00:16:25It's for like a 30-day trial.
00:16:33I'm a businessman, aren't I?
00:16:35Yeah.
00:16:36You are.
00:16:38But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:40This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:44Higher stakes.
00:16:47Getting her feelings hurt?
00:16:50If that's what you're worried about, El, I mean, that's life.
00:16:55All of our friends are married, El.
00:17:10You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:1730 days.
00:17:19And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways.
00:17:22And neither of us say anything to anyone.
00:17:26Got it?
00:17:27I accept your terms.
00:17:30But I have terms of my own.
00:17:37I have terms of my own.
00:17:39Oh, of course you do.
00:17:40Okay?
00:17:41Term number one.
00:17:42We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:44Not to start.
00:17:45No.
00:17:46That is not a weird ask.
00:17:47Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:49We're not in the medieval.
00:17:51Parents, I'm sorry.
00:17:52Do you color coat your sock drawer?
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:56Do you not?
00:17:57Weird.
00:17:58Okay.
00:17:58No.
00:17:59Term number two.
00:18:00One night a week.
00:18:02Date night.
00:18:03Okay.
00:18:05Starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:077 p.m.
00:18:07Okay?
00:18:09You're buying.
00:18:11Term number three.
00:18:12Hmm.
00:18:12We're going to give this a real shot.
00:18:15We should be intimate.
00:18:16Excuse me?
00:18:17How else are we going to know if we're compatible?
00:18:20Wow.
00:18:20Have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:23No.
00:18:24Never had one.
00:18:26What?
00:18:30Never had one.
00:18:31No time.
00:18:33Or interest.
00:18:33I mean, until now.
00:18:35Okay.
00:18:36Great.
00:18:37Awesome.
00:18:38I'm your first pancake.
00:18:39That's awesome.
00:18:39We're doomed.
00:18:40Damn.
00:18:41Those are my terms.
00:18:42One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:44Take it or leave it.
00:18:45Take it or leave it.
00:18:46You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:49My answer?
00:18:51No.
00:18:52We're going to go slow.
00:18:54Snail pace.
00:18:56Tortoise pace.
00:18:56No, no, no.
00:18:58Fossil pace.
00:19:00Slow.
00:19:00What was that?
00:19:20I don't know.
00:19:21You just...
00:19:22You get kind of cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:24Okay.
00:19:28We can keep turn two date nights.
00:19:33But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:36And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:45Okay.
00:19:45No, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:50Your real name?
00:19:51It's Oliver.
00:19:54Oliver it is.
00:20:03I've loved you since the moment I first saw you.
00:20:07I won't screw this up.
00:20:08Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:26No.
00:20:27Oh, no!
00:20:33I'm going to kill him.
00:20:34What are you doing?
00:20:40Good morning!
00:20:43Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:47Deals aren't going to make themselves.
00:20:50I'll start the day off right, huh?
00:20:52You got...
00:20:53Okay, well, could you start the day right?
00:20:55I'm a little bit more...
00:20:57I don't know, quietly, please?
00:21:01No.
00:21:04No.
00:21:06He says no.
00:21:07Wow, okay, yeah, because you need sleep.
00:21:10I don't even know if you need my feet.
00:21:12I don't even know if I don't even get up to noon.
00:21:19Six in the morning, stupid.
00:21:22Well, as it turns out, my husband and I,
00:21:25we could not be more different.
00:21:27Woo!
00:21:27Woo!
00:21:27Woo!
00:21:28Woo!
00:21:28Woo!
00:21:28Woo!
00:21:28Woo!
00:21:28Woo!
00:21:28Woo!
00:21:28Woo!
00:21:28Woo!
00:21:28Woo!
00:21:28Woo!
00:21:28Woo!
00:21:28Woo!
00:21:29Woo!
00:21:34Woo!
00:21:56Excuse me for dancing.
00:21:57No, no, I don't care what you say. I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances
00:22:06What do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:09No
00:22:12Fine
00:22:18Totally no no that is unacceptable
00:22:21One night a week they bring 7 p.m. Okay?
00:22:51I don't know what I got.
00:22:52I just want to get close.
00:22:54Oh, you're Wow, it's a holiday party.
00:22:56Oh yeah.
00:22:57It's going to be like $500.
00:23:00I got the holiday party and I'm going to get that holiday party and the ride is in the end.
00:23:04It really is the holiday party all over the place.
00:23:16Okay, here's the holiday party.
00:23:18I'll see you next time.
00:23:48Okay, wow. You choose now to be quiet? Of all times?
00:24:08Good morning to you too. And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning,
00:24:13you have a little nerve calling me the loud one.
00:24:15Whatever. Okay, I'm about to head out. I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:19A wellness event?
00:24:21Yes.
00:24:21With who?
00:24:22My friend Kennedy.
00:24:28What? What are you thinking?
00:24:30No, nothing. What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:33I actually, I don't know. It's my first time going. Why, are you jealous?
00:24:40I don't know. Go for it. Have a zen time.
00:24:46Yeah, okay.
00:24:46You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:56This is me. Take her or leave it.
00:24:59Trust me. I plan to leave it.
00:25:02Well, have fun working.
00:25:05Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:11God, he's boring.
00:25:12So, you're still married to Vegas, guy?
00:25:28Yeah, it's complicated. But stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:34Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:36Oh, I do.
00:25:47We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:55So true, girl.
00:25:57We're here at Casa...
00:25:59Great. Ella with Kennedy. What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:06So, what's he really like? If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:12Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's...
00:26:15Complicated.
00:26:17He's smart.
00:26:18And intense.
00:26:20He works...
00:26:22A lot.
00:26:23I don't know. He was just different in Vegas.
00:26:25Of course he was!
00:26:26Ah?
00:26:27You were drunk.
00:26:28He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:33Oh, God. He sounds like my brother.
00:26:35Funny.
00:26:36Funny.
00:26:47You okay?
00:26:51Yeah.
00:26:53Yeah?
00:26:53Yeah.
00:26:54I'm gonna go.
00:26:56Oh.
00:26:57I'm gonna go get some air.
00:26:59Okay. Do you want me to come with you?
00:27:01I'm okay.
00:27:03I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:08Yes.
00:27:08Yes.
00:27:09Or, I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:12TBD.
00:27:14Okay.
00:27:14Okay.
00:27:15Yeah.
00:27:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:34Hi, hi.
00:27:37Don't make actual magic mushrooms in them.
00:27:43Oh, yeah.
00:27:44Yeah, yeah.
00:27:46A healthy dose.
00:27:48Oh, my God.
00:27:50Shh.
00:27:51Be well, ether, sister.
00:27:53No, no, no, no.
00:27:55I have to go.
00:28:25Oh, um, thank you for driving me. Do I owe you anything?
00:28:32I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
00:28:34Oliver?
00:28:36Oh, he saved me.
00:28:40My angel.
00:28:42Oh, hi.
00:28:55Oliver?
00:29:02Oliver!
00:29:05Hey, big boy.
00:29:11You love.
00:29:14Oh, my God, it's you.
00:29:19My beautiful love.
00:29:22Are you high?
00:29:24Wow.
00:29:26This is just so crazy, because really her face was turning into yours,
00:29:32and now your face is turning into hers,
00:29:35and it's like you're, like, the same person.
00:29:40God, you're handsome.
00:29:42What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:44Chocolate, baby.
00:29:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:51Oh.
00:29:53Oh, my God.
00:29:55No.
00:29:56No, no, no, wait.
00:29:57It's fine.
00:29:58It's fine.
00:29:59It's a little base.
00:30:00Everything's fine.
00:30:01No.
00:30:02No, it's not.
00:30:04It's not.
00:30:05It's everything.
00:30:06It's us.
00:30:07It's this.
00:30:08It's this.
00:30:10I wanted this to work.
00:30:12I did so.
00:30:13I'm good.
00:30:14Oliver.
00:30:15I think that we need to get to her.
00:30:20To get to her.
00:30:21I want to get her.
00:30:22Oh.
00:30:23Oh.
00:30:24Are you okay?
00:30:25What?
00:30:26What?
00:30:27Oh.
00:30:28It's okay.
00:30:29Oh.
00:30:30Get it all out.
00:30:31Here, I got you.
00:30:32I got your little ponytail.
00:30:33So.
00:30:34Should we talk about it?
00:30:35No.
00:30:36I don't think we need to relive that.
00:30:37I don't think we need to relive that.
00:31:07What?
00:31:08Oh.
00:31:09Oh.
00:31:10No.
00:31:11No, no, no.
00:31:12Not.
00:31:13Not that.
00:31:14Um.
00:31:15This.
00:31:18This is.
00:31:19It's wrong.
00:31:23What?
00:31:24Why wrong?
00:31:26Come on, Oliver.
00:31:28You wake up at dawn with Beethoven and Q4 projections.
00:31:33I'm just some messy artist.
00:31:37I mean, we've been doing this 30 day thing now for what?
00:31:40Two weeks?
00:31:42And we are already irritating the hell out of each other.
00:31:46I don't know.
00:31:47I think if this was one of my friends, I would, I'd tell her the truth.
00:31:51I'd say, girl, cut your losses, get the annulment, move on with your life.
00:31:58So.
00:31:59Um.
00:32:02I don't know.
00:32:03I think maybe at the 30 days, we should be done.
00:32:09Officially.
00:32:16Oliver?
00:32:21Oliver?
00:32:23Yeah.
00:32:25Affirmative.
00:32:26That's what you want.
00:32:29I think it's what makes sense.
00:32:33I'll move out in the morning.
00:32:39I mean, do you mind if I put something on for my last night here?
00:32:41Yeah.
00:32:42Go for it.
00:32:43I just want to watch.
00:32:44Can you actually turn on the Clippers game?
00:32:49You're a Clippers fan?
00:32:50Did Kawhi Leonard hit a buzzer beater in Game 7 and send the Raptors to the finals?
00:32:55Okay then.
00:32:59Pass the ball!
00:33:01God.
00:33:02Peterson always does his hogs the ball every time.
00:33:06I literally say this.
00:33:07Right?
00:33:09Go, go, go, go.
00:33:10Go, go, go, go.
00:33:11Get out of bounds.
00:33:12Yes!
00:33:13Yes!
00:33:14Yes!
00:33:16Clippers win!
00:33:29It's a good game.
00:33:30Good defense.
00:33:31Good defense.
00:33:33What?
00:33:37Great game.
00:33:41El.
00:33:42I don't make business investments that I don't believe in.
00:33:46I want to see this whole thing through.
00:33:49The whole 30 days.
00:33:51It's...
00:33:52It's prudent.
00:33:54It's prudent?
00:33:55Really?
00:33:56Shut up.
00:33:57Come on, you...
00:33:58Stop.
00:33:59I'm sorry.
00:34:00Wait, okay, but...
00:34:01I want to ask you a question.
00:34:02Okay.
00:34:03What was your first impression of me?
00:34:06It's not hard.
00:34:07Okay.
00:34:08I'll set the scene.
00:34:10We can really love it.
00:34:11Ready?
00:34:12Vegas.
00:34:14Hotel bar.
00:34:16Lights are low.
00:34:17It's very impromptu.
00:34:18Very chaotic.
00:34:20And I'm sitting there at the bar.
00:34:22You see a little, pretty little blonde girl.
00:34:24By herself.
00:34:26An opportunity to tell the truth.
00:34:28But what would she think?
00:34:31What's wrong?
00:34:32No.
00:34:37Pierce.
00:34:38Dude, where the hell are you?
00:34:40Door's open 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here.
00:34:42I need you here now.
00:34:43Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:44I'm on my way.
00:34:46I'm so sorry.
00:34:47Pierce is having a concert.
00:34:48I have to go.
00:34:49No, I know.
00:34:51I think I'm coming with ya.
00:34:53Kennedy just invited me.
00:34:55You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:34:56Let's go.
00:34:58Awesome.
00:34:59Okay.
00:35:00I'm gonna go put on leggings.
00:35:04Perfect.
00:35:05Me, Elle, Pierce, Kennedy.
00:35:06In the same room.
00:35:07What could go wrong?
00:35:18Okay, there's a new record label that's scoping out Pierce.
00:35:21I need you to stay here.
00:35:22I have to go talk to them.
00:35:23Okay?
00:35:24Don't talk to anybody.
00:35:25Okay?
00:35:26What?
00:35:27Oliver!
00:35:29Kennedy's coming.
00:35:35Excuse me.
00:35:37Are you lost?
00:35:38You're not supposed to be here.
00:35:40No.
00:35:41No, I'm actually with Oliver.
00:35:43Okay, hysterical, sweetie.
00:35:44The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
00:35:47Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
00:35:48I-
00:35:49Go!
00:35:50Now!
00:35:51So sorry, mister-
00:35:52Go!
00:35:53Now!
00:35:54Unprofessional!
00:35:55I'm giving her a performance review for that.
00:36:03You can be really scary.
00:36:06Why did you talk to her like that?
00:36:09Elle!
00:36:10I'm tracking you and it says you're here.
00:36:12Where are you, girly?
00:36:14You were about to meet my bestie.
00:36:15And she-
00:36:16Elle!
00:36:17Oh!
00:36:18Oh!
00:36:19Oh!
00:36:20Oh!
00:36:21I feel like I haven't seen you in decades.
00:36:23I literally saw you this morning.
00:36:25I know, yeah.
00:36:26Those mushrooms rocked my world.
00:36:28I know, same thing.
00:36:29Let's go find Pierce.
00:36:30I think he's in wardrobe.
00:36:31No, no, no.
00:36:32Why?
00:36:33Why not?
00:36:34You're married?
00:36:35Come on, Elle!
00:36:37That is just a fantasy.
00:36:39Let's get out of fairytale land together, okay?
00:36:42Let's go.
00:36:44Maybe Kennedy was right.
00:36:46After all, why did Oliver just ditch me?
00:36:56Okay, just talk to the label guys.
00:36:58Just go out there, do your thing, give them the goods, okay?
00:37:01I just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be, like, sold as a teen heartthrob.
00:37:05Hmm.
00:37:06Basic brand marketing.
00:37:07Can you get your bottom line, huh?
00:37:09Scott, you have a one-track mind, bro.
00:37:12You know, I think you need to get laid big time.
00:37:17I'm seeing someone.
00:37:18What?
00:37:19Who?
00:37:20What's her name?
00:37:21Here.
00:37:22Open up.
00:37:23I want you to meet my friend, Elle.
00:37:25Oh, okay.
00:37:26I need you to do me a favor, okay?
00:37:30Open this door or I will open it for you in three seconds!
00:37:34Three, two, one!
00:37:40Two, one!
00:37:42You owe me.
00:37:44What's up?
00:37:45What took you so long?
00:37:46Nothing.
00:37:47I was just, uh, practicing my set so I didn't hear you.
00:37:51What's up?
00:37:52Who do you want me to meet?
00:37:53Craze fan?
00:37:54Make a wish kid?
00:37:55Not exactly.
00:37:57Pierce, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:38:00Elle, this is Pierce, my prodigal brother.
00:38:03Hey.
00:38:04Hey.
00:38:05So you're the one who stood me up?
00:38:08Uh, yeah.
00:38:09I am so sorry.
00:38:10I'm sorry.
00:38:11Believe it or not, this has happened before, believe it or not.
00:38:13Excuse me.
00:38:24Artists have, uh, crazy schedules.
00:38:27Mm-hmm.
00:38:29Is he flirting with me?
00:38:33Sorry.
00:38:35That was, that was rude, right?
00:38:37It was okay.
00:38:38You want me to, should I fire?
00:38:39No, no, do not fire anybody.
00:38:40I'll blame you.
00:38:41No!
00:38:44Sorry, this might be too forward, but, um, and you probably get it all the time, but you
00:38:49are insanely beautiful.
00:38:51Yeah.
00:38:52Definitely flirting.
00:38:54Do I hear nuptials grilling?
00:38:56You can!
00:38:57Stop.
00:39:00Oh!
00:39:01Hey, what are you doing?
00:39:02I am just going to put myself on your radar.
00:39:07Okay.
00:39:08Cool.
00:39:09Thanks.
00:39:10No, I got you too.
00:39:11Pierce, tickets ready for you backstage.
00:39:13Thanks.
00:39:14And you're on in five minutes.
00:39:17Well, I, uh, hope you enjoy the show.
00:39:20Mm-hmm.
00:39:21Elle, don't leave this time.
00:39:23And, uh, maybe I'll see you after?
00:39:26Yeah.
00:39:31He is totally into you!
00:39:34I totally predicted this!
00:39:36Am I psyched?
00:39:38Maybe this was a sign.
00:39:40Maybe it really is time to end things with Oliver.
00:39:43He ditched you, Elle.
00:39:44Sorry, husband.
00:39:45I've got other plans tonight.
00:39:46Please, please, please don't tell me you are thinking about psycho love bomber Vegas guy.
00:39:57Look, he's not really like all that.
00:39:59He's better.
00:40:00How do you know?
00:40:01It's not like you've seen him since, right?
00:40:03Right?
00:40:04Right.
00:40:05Right.
00:40:06Right.
00:40:07Right.
00:40:08Right.
00:40:09Well, if you are going to sleep with my brother tonight, let's make you look like a bombshell.
00:40:14Ready?
00:40:15I think so.
00:40:16Let's go.
00:40:17She did that.
00:40:18Okay.
00:40:19Here we go.
00:40:20Get ready.
00:40:22Oh, this.
00:40:23Okay.
00:40:24This looks like it's maybe your size.
00:40:26Yes.
00:40:27Okay.
00:40:29Oh, God.
00:40:30That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:40:32Okay.
00:40:33How did it get worse?
00:40:34Oh, my God.
00:40:35Oh, my God.
00:40:36Oh, my God.
00:40:37Okay.
00:40:38Well, we already missed out the show.
00:40:39Oh, who cares?
00:40:40I've seen it a million times.
00:40:41And you will, too, as his future wife.
00:40:56Besides, I don't want to risk running into...
00:40:59Oliver.
00:41:00Ugh.
00:41:01Right.
00:41:02Oliver.
00:41:03I've actually been meaning to ask you.
00:41:04Uh, why do you bait Pierce's manager so much?
00:41:06Oh, he's just impossible.
00:41:07You know?
00:41:08Like, one time, Pierce had this show in New York, and he was totally freaking out, like,
00:41:13spiraling beforehand.
00:41:14And he needed a break.
00:41:15But Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway because it was in the contract.
00:41:19Like, who does that, right?
00:41:21Ugh.
00:41:22I feel sorry for his future wife.
00:41:24Heh.
00:41:25She has no idea that Oliver's wife is me.
00:41:27Maybe this is who he really is.
00:41:29You know what?
00:41:30I've been thinking, and I think I am going to get that annulment from Vegas guy.
00:41:36Good for you, girl.
00:41:38Yes!
00:41:39Feminism.
00:41:40Okay, well, I'm going to go get a drink.
00:41:42You don't want anything, right?
00:41:43No, I'm good.
00:41:44I'm going to wait for you outside, though, okay?
00:41:45Okay, back in five.
00:41:46Fairy tales don't exist.
00:41:56No.
00:42:02You clean up nice.
00:42:08Well, you came back.
00:42:10How kind.
00:42:11I deserve that.
00:42:12You ditched me.
00:42:14Are you embarrassed with me?
00:42:16Am I not, what, posh enough?
00:42:18No, no, no.
00:42:20Okay, there's a lot going on here.
00:42:22I can't.
00:42:23Can you explain it to me, please?
00:42:27Come on a date with me.
00:42:29A real one.
00:42:30Right now.
00:42:31Right now?
00:42:33Yeah.
00:42:34Right now.
00:42:35Do I trust him?
00:42:44I'm going to drive tonight, Sven.
00:42:47Very good time.
00:42:50You ready?
00:42:52Yeah.
00:42:56Fancy.
00:42:58I'll try.
00:43:01You know, this is so weird.
00:43:02What?
00:43:03Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:43:06Have you ever met him?
00:43:07He's just never there.
00:43:10Yeah, a couple times.
00:43:13Okay.
00:43:14So, where are we going?
00:43:27You ready?
00:43:29Oh, God.
00:43:31He is going to murder me, isn't he?
00:43:33He is.
00:43:36You ready?
00:43:37An abandoned construction site.
00:43:39A.K.A. a dark place with no witnesses.
00:43:42That's...
00:43:43You're perfect.
00:43:44It's my house.
00:43:46It will be soon.
00:43:48Okay.
00:43:52That tree over there would be a really good spot for a rope swing.
00:43:55Think about that?
00:43:58That's a really good idea.
00:43:59Fork of being a creative, Mr. Business.
00:44:04Okay.
00:44:05Show me around.
00:44:10Okay.
00:44:12Okay, so...
00:44:14Give me the vision.
00:44:15Okay.
00:44:16I'm trying to picture.
00:44:18Here.
00:44:19This is where the couch would go.
00:44:20Oh, right here.
00:44:22This is where the projector would be.
00:44:24The projector, okay.
00:44:26Where we'd watch the Clippers games.
00:44:29I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games.
00:44:31And you would just do a bunch of screaming.
00:44:32Okay.
00:44:33If I remember correctly, you're the one that screamed when Kawai missed the layup.
00:44:36Okay, yeah.
00:44:37I was a travesty.
00:44:38Of course.
00:44:41I thought this was over, but now...
00:44:43What's happening between us?
00:44:48Okay, so...
00:44:50What about this?
00:44:52I mean, that's easy.
00:44:53Oh, it's easy?
00:44:54Yeah.
00:44:56I mean, your spot.
00:44:57Well, I mean, you can...
00:45:00You can put your cameras there.
00:45:02You can hang up your prints.
00:45:04I was thinking maybe if you want, you could put up like a little backdrop and, uh...
00:45:08That's where you could shoot your flowers.
00:45:10How do you know I could shoot flowers?
00:45:12I may have...
00:45:14Looked at your website.
00:45:16Oh my god, you are a stalker.
00:45:17No, I'm not.
00:45:18That's what you're saying.
00:45:19I'm researched, okay?
00:45:20Big difference.
00:45:21I don't know about that.
00:45:22I know that, uh, that you listen to rock when you cook.
00:45:29Mm-hmm.
00:45:30That your breath shortens when you're feeling overwhelmed.
00:45:35You tap your fingers against your leg when you're trying not to cry.
00:45:40And I know that you have a big smile when you're feeling safe.
00:45:43Like right now.
00:45:45Look, that's really sweet.
00:45:49More than just my manners.
00:45:50I know.
00:45:52All I don't know is...
00:45:54What you want.
00:45:56Oh, I don't know is...
00:46:02What you want.
00:46:05Take a chance, Elle.
00:46:09You.
00:46:26In that moment, I knew I'd pass the point of no return.
00:46:31I was falling for him.
00:46:33There's no doubt about it.
00:46:56And...
00:46:57It's like...
00:47:08...stack in a construction site.
00:47:11We didn't even wear a hard hat.
00:47:13So irresponsible.
00:47:15I know.
00:47:17Ooh.
00:47:18Oliver?
00:47:19Yeah?
00:47:21Can you tell me something?
00:47:22Just about you.
00:47:24I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:47:30Now I got you too.
00:47:32Yeah.
00:47:33Why was he texting her?
00:47:38Not much to know.
00:47:40No, there's a lot.
00:47:42I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:44What's your family like?
00:47:46You can't tell her.
00:47:48Not now.
00:47:50I'm so sorry.
00:47:56I have a family emergency.
00:47:58I have to go.
00:47:59You okay?
00:48:00Yeah, no, it's fine.
00:48:01It's just I have stuff to deal with now.
00:48:03Okay? I'll be in touch.
00:48:10I'll be in touch?
00:48:12God.
00:48:14El, what are you doing?
00:48:16God.
00:48:27Oliver, darling, it's been ages.
00:48:29What's the big emergency, Mom? What's going on?
00:48:31Re-branding.
00:48:33That's the emergency.
00:48:35We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family is still the power player in this town,
00:48:40starting with your entertainment conglomerate and ending with our real estate firm.
00:48:45Great.
00:48:46Re-branding.
00:48:47We can do that.
00:48:48Look, I really-
00:48:49I need you on board, Oliver.
00:48:51I need you all on board.
00:48:53Okay, okay, Mom.
00:48:54I'm here.
00:48:55What's the big emergency?
00:48:57What the hell are you doing here?
00:49:00Hi, sis.
00:49:05Hi, sis.
00:49:06Oliver, I think there's been a mistake.
00:49:08This is a family meeting, not a business meeting.
00:49:11Considering you have rocks for brains, I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting.
00:49:15Wow.
00:49:16Sit and burn, bro.
00:49:17How dare you-
00:49:18Stop it!
00:49:19The both of you.
00:49:21We need to come together as a family.
00:49:25Give her sister a hug.
00:49:27Put your feud in the past.
00:49:28Yeah, big bro.
00:49:29Come on.
00:49:30Give me a hug.
00:49:31You're gonna die alone, loser.
00:49:38Challenge accepted, brat.
00:49:40So now then, the Chamberlain family has to show the public that we are relatable, functional,
00:49:51wholesome.
00:49:52It's what the shareholders need to see.
00:49:55Which is why we're doing a photo shoot, and I need to find a photographer.
00:50:00Yes, this is Elle, and I'm the genius photographer.
00:50:03Oh, God.
00:50:04Please, don't say it.
00:50:05Elle.
00:50:06My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:07I am so fucked.
00:50:13My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:14Okay, yeah, but let's get someone else.
00:50:16Why?
00:50:17Oh, let me guess.
00:50:18My friend Elle isn't good enough for you.
00:50:20No, no.
00:50:21I'm just saying let's get someone else.
00:50:23Someone who's like, experienced, professional.
00:50:25We need a female eye for this, and Elle is perfect.
00:50:28Your sister has a point, Oliver.
00:50:30Well, I for one would love a chance to spend more time with Elle.
00:50:33I'm actually taking her on a date tonight, so-
00:50:35Your what?
00:50:36Why do you care?
00:50:37What's the problem?
00:50:38Did Elle seriously agree to a date with him?
00:50:41After last night?
00:50:42I don't.
00:50:43I just feel like you should be focused on your craft.
00:50:46Oh, spare us, you psycho workaholic.
00:50:49Elle is shooting our family portraits, and Pierce is taking her on a date.
00:50:53Great.
00:50:54It's huddled down.
00:50:5510 a.m. tomorrow.
00:50:59This is gonna reveal everything.
00:51:08Last night was incredible.
00:51:13Then the mysterious I'll be in touch.
00:51:19Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:21And why was he so amazing and then suddenly so weird?
00:51:26Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:27Uh, no, I'm not Miss Chamberlain.
00:51:30Oh, well, this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:33To Oliver?
00:51:34Uh, no, I think there's been a mistake.
00:51:36Oliver's not a Chamberlain either.
00:51:38I don't know, Miss.
00:51:39Uh, I just go where I'm told.
00:51:41Can you sign for it, or what?
00:51:43Uh, it should, yeah, sure, of course.
00:51:45Just...
00:51:53Why is Kennedy's family company sending Oliver this?
00:51:57Hey, Ken.
00:51:59Okay, don't scream.
00:52:00I have news.
00:52:01What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:02No, better.
00:52:03My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue.
00:52:06A family feature on my family.
00:52:07Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable.
00:52:08I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her meds.
00:52:09Get it right or do not come back for your next shit.
00:52:10Wow, I can't imagine why.
00:52:11So?
00:52:12So?
00:52:13Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:14Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:16Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:23I can't imagine why so so well can you shoot us well can you shoot us
00:52:37you want me to shoot the editorial that's why you called you called to hire
00:52:44me on as a photographer duh bitch this is huge this is a major like like career
00:52:52defining oh my god yes I will be there I will so do it of course yes okay let's go
00:52:59also there is one like teeny tiny little thing you should know okay go on okay so
00:53:09it is so not a huge deal but my older brother is being kind of cagey about you
00:53:15shooting us for some reason probably because he's a control freak and doesn't
00:53:19like new people but just ignore him okay okay weird that's fine yeah okay I'll see
00:53:26you tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp mommy hates when vendors are late
00:53:31I just landed the biggest gig of my life to date Oliver's gonna float
00:53:41she's so excited this one unraveled everything I've kept hitting
00:53:56so then we're confirmed for tomorrow yes mom we're set L is such a genius creative and low-key
00:54:07I'm setting her up with Pierce why would you do that I mean maybe she's seeing someone already
00:54:12or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life you don't know everything
00:54:17Kennedy you rarely do for your information big bro she met Pierce at his show and they hit it off
00:54:23besides she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas
00:54:28she told you that I'm her best friend she's still planning to leave even after last night
00:54:37I thought I thought I changed her mind
00:54:40well I'm out I have a facial
00:54:45well good Pierce is finding love then it seems
00:54:53yes so now I want to talk to you about your future Oliver you're a multi-millionaire sweetie
00:54:59and I finally found someone worthy of your arm you're taking her to dinner
00:55:04Tiana Briggs is here ma'am good bring her in
00:55:07mom
00:55:08Tiana sweetie I want to introduce you to my son Oliver
00:55:20Oliver Oliver Oliver Oliver
00:55:27Al!
00:55:31Al!
00:55:33Al!
00:55:35Al!
00:55:57If sh-
00:56:00Hey!
00:56:01Hey!
00:56:02Should we not mind helping?
00:56:03Nah, come on.
00:56:05I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:56:07Sure.
00:56:08Got to support the arts, right?
00:56:10Ah, yeah.
00:56:14She took the day with him, of course.
00:56:16Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start.
00:56:22It was my right one.
00:56:26So much for helping out today.
00:56:27Oh, come on, it's no big deal.
00:56:29Plus, I will take any excuse I can to jam out the Blink-182.
00:56:32For the record.
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:34So, I guess we, uh, we have that in common.
00:56:47And we did.
00:56:49But maybe I liked not always having something in common.
00:56:53You okay?
00:56:54Yeah.
00:56:55Yeah.
00:56:57Of course.
00:56:58I'm really excited to photograph her family.
00:57:00But I am super nervous.
00:57:03Ah, come on.
00:57:04Well, maybe this is your sign.
00:57:05You gotta, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight.
00:57:07So we can loosen up those nerves.
00:57:09I'm flattered.
00:57:10But I'm kind of seeing someone.
00:57:11Oh.
00:57:12Kennedy, she...
00:57:13No, I know.
00:57:14I know.
00:57:15It's complicated.
00:57:16I...
00:57:18Really.
00:57:19He's a very lucky guy.
00:57:20Thanks.
00:57:21See ya.
00:57:22Bye.
00:57:23Bye.
00:57:24Bye.
00:57:25I cannot believe I'm getting paid to do what I love.
00:57:39And I'm falling for someone.
00:57:40Hmm?
00:57:41Yeah.
00:57:42The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:43To leave a message...
00:57:44Where?
00:57:45Huh?
00:57:46Huh?
00:57:47The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:55To leave a message...
00:57:57Where?
00:57:58Huh?
00:57:59Huh?
00:58:00Huh?
00:58:01Huh?
00:58:02Huh?
00:58:03Huh?
00:58:04Huh?
00:58:05Huh?
00:58:06Huh?
00:58:07Huh?
00:58:08Huh?
00:58:09Huh?
00:58:10Huh?
00:58:11Huh?
00:58:12Huh?
00:58:13Huh?
00:58:14Huh?
00:58:17Everything okay, sexy?
00:58:18Yeah.
00:58:19Everything's fine.
00:58:20Okay.
00:58:21If Elle can move on, so can I.
00:58:23Cheers.
00:58:24Cheers.
00:58:32Okay, Elle.
00:58:33You got this.
00:58:34Yeah, Elle.
00:58:35Got this.
00:58:38Are we ready?
00:58:39I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:41Kennedy!
00:58:42Okay.
00:58:43Yeah.
00:58:44Text your brother.
00:58:45Make sure he's on time.
00:58:46And, sweetie.
00:58:47Not a little lip liner.
00:58:48You look washed out without it.
00:58:54Hey, girl.
00:58:55You okay?
00:58:56Yeah, it's just...
00:58:57My mom is all stressed out and Oliver is late.
00:58:59Of course.
00:59:00Wait.
00:59:01Why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:59:04Why would Pierce's music manager need to be here?
00:59:08All right places, everyone?
00:59:10All right, all right, all right.
00:59:12The attractive one is here.
00:59:14Nobody panic.
00:59:19Where is he?
00:59:20Where's Oliver?
00:59:21Wait, sorry.
00:59:22Why would you need...
00:59:29Oliver?
00:59:33Oliver?
00:59:36What are you doing here?
00:59:37Okay, I can explain.
00:59:38Finally.
00:59:41They've been waiting.
00:59:43Elle, you've now officially met Oliver.
00:59:46Oliver.
00:59:47My older brother.
00:59:49Hey.
00:59:51Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:59:53Elle.
00:59:54I...
00:59:55Wait, what's going on?
00:59:58I'm so familiar.
00:59:59It's my older brother's car.
01:00:01Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
01:00:03You want to avoid him like the plague.
01:00:06The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
01:00:08Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
01:00:09Can you tell me something?
01:00:12Just about you.
01:00:13I feel like I don't know anything about you.
01:00:16And then everything clicked.
01:00:17Because that's the thing about great things.
01:00:19The other shoe always drops.
01:00:22You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:30You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:34What is going on?
01:00:35He's the guy I married.
01:00:38Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:42I assumed you knew.
01:00:43No!
01:00:44Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:46Because you clearly hated him.
01:00:48And I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not.
01:00:51Yeah, we obviously made your decision.
01:00:53You went on a date with Pierce.
01:00:54What?
01:00:55What date?
01:00:56I saw you guys last night.
01:00:57Oh my god, nothing happened.
01:00:58Jesus.
01:00:59You really think that little of me?
01:01:01Ollie, sweetie.
01:01:02I brought you some collagen water for your big shoot.
01:01:05There she is.
01:01:06Oliver's future wife.
01:01:08You're what?
01:01:09No.
01:01:10This is a massive misunderstanding.
01:01:12Hold on.
01:01:14Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas.
01:01:17How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:19Wait.
01:01:20Did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:22Oh my god.
01:01:23You did?
01:01:24Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:25Do not touch me right now.
01:01:40You tricked your way into a date with me and then you lied to me for weeks.
01:01:46I was afraid you were gonna leave.
01:01:47Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:53I'm dating Elle.
01:01:54No.
01:01:55No, you're not.
01:01:56Not anymore.
01:01:57Just to be clear.
01:01:59I want a divorce.
01:02:02You're married?!
01:02:04Ew.
01:02:05Screw this.
01:02:06I'm out of here.
01:02:07Great idea.
01:02:08I'm good.
01:02:09Elle.
01:02:10No.
01:02:11Okay.
01:02:12Start talking.
01:02:13Because that was the NBA Finals of Bad Decisions.
01:02:26I met her at the Forbes Under 30 event a year ago.
01:02:29Hey, hey.
01:02:30You guys want your picture taken?
01:02:31All right.
01:02:32Ready?
01:02:33Get together in one, two, three.
01:02:34One, two, three.
01:02:36Beautiful.
01:02:37Nice job, you guys.
01:02:38Oh, hey.
01:02:39You guys want your picture taken?
01:02:40She was photographing the founder's luncheon.
01:02:43I couldn't stop looking at her.
01:02:46But I was too much of a coward to say anything.
01:02:51I saw her on Pierce's calendar and I learned that they had a date.
01:02:55And I panicked, okay?
01:02:57I just...
01:02:58I wanted it.
01:03:00Holy shit.
01:03:01So it's true.
01:03:02You did steal his date.
01:03:04It was wrong, okay?
01:03:05Everything I did was wrong.
01:03:07Can...
01:03:08I'm a CEO.
01:03:09I try to control everything.
01:03:10Understatement of the century.
01:03:12But...
01:03:13I don't know.
01:03:14With Elle...
01:03:16I'm different.
01:03:19Better.
01:03:22I can't believe I'm saying this.
01:03:24Um...
01:03:25Go.
01:03:27Go and talk to her.
01:03:29Just stop being a control freak and just try being human.
01:03:34And I'll...
01:03:39I do love you, you know.
01:03:43You too.
01:03:50Elle!
01:03:52Elle!
01:04:03It's been a month since I've seen my husband.
01:04:14I searched for joy in my solo life and stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram.
01:04:22I found pleasure in my own company.
01:04:24It's been a really good place.
01:04:31Oh, the Clippers just won.
01:04:33But...
01:04:34Deep down.
01:04:35I couldn't stop thinking about him.
01:04:37And so I knew it was time.
01:04:39Time to do something I thought I would never do.
01:04:42I said, never do.
01:04:46Mom?
01:04:50Can I come home?
01:04:55I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:05:11Mr. Chamberlain?
01:05:12Is the package for Miss L. Page ready?
01:05:14Yeah.
01:05:16Just hoping it works.
01:05:27This is the last one.
01:05:29We're ready to take these to the truck, Miss.
01:05:33Goodbye, Los Angeles.
01:05:34So, you again.
01:05:36I have something for you from Mr. Chamberlain.
01:05:39Oliver Chamberlain.
01:05:41I know who he is.
01:05:45He really, really likes you, you know?
01:05:55Elle, first off, I want to say sorry.
01:05:59Obviously.
01:06:00What I did was wrong.
01:06:02Selfish.
01:06:03But you have to know, I fell in love with you a year ago at the Forbes 30 under 30 Gala.
01:06:09Even though I never talked to you.
01:06:11You were so at ease with yourself.
01:06:13I envied you immensely.
01:06:14I envied you immensely.
01:06:16So when fate happened and my own sister set you with my brother, I stole his date.
01:06:23I couldn't help myself.
01:06:25I know we're different, Elle.
01:06:26I know we're different, Elle.
01:06:27But I will make this work.
01:06:29Anyway.
01:06:30Any day.
01:06:31But I'll leave it up to you.
01:06:34We can get a divorce.
01:06:36The papers are included here.
01:06:38Or here's the key to your house.
01:06:39Just about ready now.
01:06:40Where we'll watch the Clippers and you'll finally have your photo note.
01:06:41I want you here, Elle.
01:06:42Please say yes.
01:06:43We're just about ready, miss.
01:06:44Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:06:45House looks nice.
01:06:46Saw the swing.
01:06:48I finally have your photo, Luke.
01:06:50I want you, hero.
01:06:51Okay.
01:06:52Please say yes.
01:06:53We're just about ready, miss.
01:06:55Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:07:07House looks nice.
01:07:11I saw the swing.
01:07:13Who came?
01:07:18Well, I saw the letter.
01:07:22Cheesy?
01:07:23Or like, too much?
01:07:26No.
01:07:27Hell, I meant every word.
01:07:30I am so sorry.
01:07:32You're scared of what I would think.
01:07:36I get that.
01:07:38You shouldn't have lied to me, still.
01:07:42But then again, I guess I've caught him in my need.
01:07:49About what?
01:07:53I never told you.
01:07:57But I love you.
01:07:58Over.
01:08:03I love you, too.
01:08:06Yeah?
01:08:12The rest of the year flew by.
01:08:25Oh, thank you.
01:08:26I moved into our house.
01:08:27Okay?
01:08:28Okay?
01:08:29Okay?
01:08:30Our love for the Clippers is still going strong.
01:08:33Maybe too strong sometimes.
01:08:35And no matter how busy Oliver is with work, we always do a date night a week.
01:08:48No exceptions.
01:08:49And almost a year to the date of our Vegas wedding, a day after my birthday, we renewed our vows.
01:09:02I do.
01:09:03I do.
01:09:04I do.
01:09:05I do.
01:09:06I do.
01:09:07You may now kiss me.
01:09:08Not all love stories start off in disaster.
01:09:09But now, I was sure we'd last.
01:09:11We found love in a hopeless place after all.
01:09:12I do.
01:09:13I do.
01:09:14I do.
01:09:15I do.
01:09:16You may now kiss me.
01:09:18Not all love stories start off in disaster.
01:09:21But now, I was sure we'd last.
01:09:24We found love in a hopeless place after all.
01:09:26We found love in a hopeless place after all.
01:09:27We found love in a hopeless place after all.
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