00:20Here's another funny Muppet fairy tale you'll love.
00:24Now available from Jim Henson Video, it's the Frog Prince.
00:27Now, here's some more fun with the Muppets.
00:33Now available from Jim Henson Video, a spectacular motion picture event,
00:40the one movie that's got it all, The Great Muppet Taper.
00:45It's the story of a daring jewel heist.
00:48The target, Diana Rigg, as wealthy Lady Holiday.
00:52I feel as if thieves were breathing down my neck.
00:54Thieves aren't breathing down your neck.
00:56The culprit, Charles Grodin, as her dastardly brother.
00:59Why are you doing this? Because I'm a villain.
01:01And the prime suspect.
01:03I think I've got a picture of a bee.
01:05A beautiful young pig.
01:07This piggy stone might make sense.
01:10And now it's up to Kermit the Frog.
01:13We're about to embark on a potentially dangerous mission.
01:17Fuzzy Bear.
01:18We don't want the bad guys to win.
01:21The Great Gonzo.
01:22I heard I'm planning to steal the baseball diamonds.
01:25And a heroic band of party animals.
01:27We're gonna have to catch those thieves red-handed.
01:30What color are their hens now?
01:31To save the day.
01:33There could be physical violence.
01:35There could be gunplay.
01:38There's the slightest chance that somebody might even get killed.
01:41I'm out.
01:42I got a dental apartment.
01:44It's Muppet action and adventure like you've never seen before.
01:47It is rather breast-shaped, isn't it?
01:50All wrapped up in the wildest Muppet motion picture ever.
01:53You want excitement?
01:54Now you can own The Great Muppet Caper on videocassette.
01:58Need I say more?
02:03Coming soon from Jim Henson Video.
02:05It's a new Muppet sing-along.
02:07It's not easy being green.
02:09And here's one of Kermit's favorite songs.
02:16How about Jamaica?
02:18Ooh, I wanna take ya.
02:20Bermuda.
02:21Bahama.
02:23Come on, pretty mama.
02:25Diorgo.
02:26Antigua.
02:27Baby, why don't we go?
02:29Jamaica.
02:30Off the Florida Keys.
02:36There's a place called Kokomo.
02:40That's where you wanna go to get away from it all.
02:45Ooh.
02:48Bodies in the sand.
02:53Tropical drink melting in your hands.
02:57We'll be falling in love
02:59To the rhythm of a steel drum band.
03:03Down in Coca-Cola.
03:06Jamaica.
03:07Ooh, I wanna take ya to Bermuda.
03:10Bahama.
03:11Come on, pretty mama.
03:13Diorgo.
03:14Montego.
03:15Baby, why don't we go?
03:17Tell you, Coca-Cola.
03:19We'll get there fast and then we'll think it's slow.
03:24That's where we wanna go.
03:28Way down in Coca-Cola.
03:31Tindy.
03:32That Monterey mystique.
03:34We'll go out to sea.
03:37We'll go out to sea.
03:39And perfect our chemistry.
03:43By and by we'll define a little bit of gravity.
03:48Ah!
03:51Afternoon delight.
03:56Cocktails and moonlight nights.
03:59That dreamy look in your eyes.
04:02Under a tropical island sky.
04:06Way down in Coca-Cola.
04:09Jamaica.
04:10Ooh, I wanna take ya to Bermuda.
04:13Bahama.
04:14Come on, pretty mama.
04:16E-largo.
04:17Montego.
04:18Baby, why don't we go?
04:20Down in Coca-Cola.
04:22We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow.
04:27That's where we wanna go.
04:31Way down in Coca-Cola.
04:35And now, our feature program.
04:57Ta-da!
05:00Ta-da!
05:03And now, for my last trick.
05:05I will turn this pumpkin into a beautiful horse-drawn coach.
05:10Kevin Acogamy.��ambola...
05:20La la maar maar
05:24maar... Once upon a time...
05:27Once upon a time...
05:29Ta-da!
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