A Deal With The Hockey Captain
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00:00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:20I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
00:00:24I crushed since childhood.
00:00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:48I'm sorry.
00:00:52I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:58You just got pucked, Dora.
00:01:06But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
00:01:16It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:28Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
00:01:32We love you so much.
00:01:34I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:38Get with Leo, lose my big card.
00:01:48You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:58You idiot.
00:01:59You need to die a virgin.
00:02:01No.
00:02:02If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
00:02:06Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
00:02:11Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:02:14Dora.
00:02:15Can it wait?
00:02:16I'm just, I'm a little busy.
00:02:20Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:27I think we would make a great team.
00:02:30I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:37Oh my god!
00:02:58What did she just say?
00:03:00She's a virgin.
00:03:01L-M-A-O.
00:03:02How sweet.
00:03:07The bleeding little virgin.
00:03:10Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:03:16What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:03:2350.
00:03:24Hey.
00:03:25I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
00:03:27It's funny.
00:03:29Something in the toilet made me think of you.
00:03:31And then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:34I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:39Wait.
00:03:40I totally can.
00:03:43But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:46Cool.
00:03:51Don't have a mustache.
00:03:55I'll just, I'll leave you guys.
00:03:57Go.
00:03:58And this.
00:03:59It's interesting.
00:04:00Women have a choice for her.
00:04:01They can be appealing.
00:04:02Or they can be you.
00:04:03I like this cardigan.
00:04:04So would my great great great great grandmother.
00:04:05Leo's hot.
00:04:06You're not.
00:04:07Leo's rich.
00:04:08Poor.
00:04:09Leo's rich.
00:04:10And we're in you're out.
00:04:11Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:24Leo's hot. You're not. Leo's rich, poor. We're in, you're out. Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:37Mindy.
00:04:39Know your place, nerd. In the library, open your nose with the oven.
00:04:45You could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:04:56What the hell? I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
00:05:26Did your towel just fall?
00:05:44What? Want to sleep and pee?
00:05:50Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
00:05:52I just told Leo that I was in love with them, but Mindy was there. So now the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin.
00:05:59Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
00:06:03Come on, I know you're in there, virgin.
00:06:06I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
00:06:22Oh, Troy.
00:06:25No virgins here. But you already knew that, right?
00:06:30Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
00:06:32My friend.
00:06:43Whoa!
00:06:45Not so fast.
00:06:47You are the ignorer.
00:06:48I saved you.
00:06:50Now you won't.
00:06:52Big time.
00:06:53No way. Guys like you only want one thing.
00:07:00Sunshine.
00:07:02Help passing math.
00:07:05Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation and I know you're good with that kind of stuff, but it's gotta be kept real secret.
00:07:11If you got a virus from the porn site, that's your own problem.
00:07:15No, no. Some stranger's putting money into my account and I'm worried they're setting me up to make it look like I'm throwing games.
00:07:23Match fixing?
00:07:25That also sounds super dodgy. I'm not touching it.
00:07:28Wait.
00:07:31What if we did a deal?
00:07:34You help me, and I help you get Leo.
00:07:38Boom. Swinging for fifth base in no time.
00:07:42It's a sexual reference. For you.
00:07:45He wants to have sex.
00:07:47With Leo.
00:07:49It's not just sex.
00:07:52I love Leo.
00:07:54I've been waiting for him.
00:07:56So do we have a deal?
00:07:58Okay.
00:08:00But I need to clear something up.
00:08:02Fifth base? I thought it was fourth.
00:08:05You got some work to do.
00:08:08You think I'm a joke?
00:08:10It's called teasing, Dora.
00:08:13Yeah.
00:08:14Do you want Leo or...
00:08:16Okay, so...
00:08:18You teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things?
00:08:23Do you want me to teach you how to kiss, Dora?
00:08:27I just want to know what Leo will expect.
00:08:30I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
00:08:45All right.
00:08:47Maybe we should tackle it in order.
00:08:50List it for me.
00:08:52Flirting fashion technique.
00:08:54Okay, so you spent some time thinking about this.
00:08:57All right.
00:08:59Flirting skills first, and then boom.
00:09:01Hit the base.
00:09:03Sounds good.
00:09:05Just don't forget about fashion.
00:09:06Sounds good.
00:09:07Just, uh, don't forget about fashion.
00:09:09And we need a deadline.
00:09:11How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team?
00:09:13You can make a big move there.
00:09:15It's only two weeks away.
00:09:17Calm down.
00:09:18You're not that hopeless.
00:09:20We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
00:09:23Okay.
00:09:25Sounds good.
00:09:27My whole life is going to change.
00:09:29Go team.
00:09:31Oh, turkey.
00:09:33Gotcha.
00:09:41Dora!
00:09:42Just the person I wanted to see.
00:09:44Oh, shit.
00:09:46I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
00:09:50You did?
00:09:52Yeah.
00:09:54I was just feeling really insecure because I really like Leo.
00:10:00I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:10:02Yeah.
00:10:04Okay.
00:10:06Thanks.
00:10:08Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
00:10:10You should totally come.
00:10:12All of us lost our B cards at cake parties, didn't we girls?
00:10:17Totally.
00:10:18Totally.
00:10:39What the hell, Dora? Do you even live here?
00:10:41So friggin' neat.
00:10:42I like things organized.
00:10:44What are you doing?
00:10:46Checkin' to see if your underwear's color-coded.
00:10:49You probably have mass solution of the week on it.
00:10:53My underwear is none of your business.
00:10:56I mean, it kind of is.
00:10:58If you want my help landing Leo.
00:11:00Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:11:01I mean, it kind of is.
00:11:05If you want my help landing Leo.
00:11:09Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:11:31What are you doing?
00:11:34You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
00:11:39I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
00:11:49They're just eyes.
00:11:51I have two of them, like everyone else.
00:11:55Come on Dora, I was flirting with you.
00:11:58This is why I need help.
00:12:03Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
00:12:05Just be open to signals.
00:12:08Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
00:12:11Can I bore you?
00:12:15Why would you care?
00:12:17Because you have such beautiful eyes.
00:12:33You're flirting again?
00:12:35Yeah, you're supposed to say something flirty back.
00:12:40Something flirty back.
00:12:46I know, I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
00:12:50What do you think?
00:12:52Why not?
00:12:54But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
00:12:56Don't expect miracles.
00:12:58We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
00:13:14Alright.
00:13:16I'll grab us a drink.
00:13:17Just...
00:13:19Try to be cool.
00:13:21Dude.
00:13:22Why am I not cool?
00:13:28Oh my god, there's Leo.
00:13:31You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
00:13:34Yeah.
00:13:35Good luck.
00:13:36There's Leo.
00:13:37I can't.
00:13:39You.
00:13:41There she goes.
00:13:46Hey.
00:13:52Hey.
00:13:54I felt you staring at me from over there.
00:13:56Was I?
00:14:00I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
00:14:03You don't gotta say it.
00:14:04say it? Minnie's a bitch. And you're awesome. I am. I am. Hey. Hey. Sorry I don't mean to interrupt.
00:14:25School? Cool. I'm sorry if I was being great yesterday. You don't gotta stay in school. Okay. Yes, she does. Doesn't she, girls? Whatever it is. And I think it is her vagina. It's like a vagina.
00:14:55We try her. We call it Adora. What the hell do you think you're doing? I'm doing nothing. She means you. Because you're nothing. Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need. She buys an Inventi size tubes. How cute.
00:15:24But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
00:15:35Don't you dare laugh. It's about me all of a sudden.
00:15:39What do you see in her? Dora the Borer? Does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:15:55She's great. It's as simple as that, Mindy. Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
00:16:11Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much? I think it's kind of sweet.
00:16:26This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
00:16:29Get ready for the plan I have specifically for you in five minutes.
00:16:35Five minutes.
00:16:49Come on. I'll tell you something about it.
00:16:51Wait here. I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
00:17:09Leo, I have been in love with you for years. I think we'd make a great team.
00:17:13I've been saving myself for you and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
00:17:22Ouch. That's a real chick in the lady months.
00:17:27Could you be Penny or Dustin?
00:17:30I don't know. Can you, Nora?
00:17:34Ready? Okay.
00:17:36Take my virginity. Take my virginity.
00:17:39Take my virginity.
00:17:40Take my virginity.
00:17:41Take my virginity.
00:18:02Please stop.
00:18:04Please let me go.
00:18:05Please let me go.
00:18:15Oh!
00:18:19Oh!
00:18:25Oh!
00:18:26Pam, where are you?
00:18:41Hopefully he doesn't see me like this.
00:18:46Please.
00:18:47Please, go.
00:18:48Oh, honey, you want to go?
00:18:51Please.
00:18:53You can go.
00:18:54Well, we just want to hear you say it one more time.
00:18:59Say, take my virginity.
00:19:03Say it.
00:19:05Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it!
00:19:13That's enough!
00:19:18That's enough!
00:19:24And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
00:19:32I don't care what anyone says.
00:19:35When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
00:19:40You're wrong.
00:19:42I'll finish it.
00:19:43I'll get you a tissue.
00:20:02I'll get you a tissue.
00:20:14Sorry.
00:20:16I'm usually a crier.
00:20:19You can't let me get to you.
00:20:22You need to fight back. Like with a shark. You just need to punch her in the nose.
00:20:26Why do you care if she bullies me?
00:20:35You remind me of my little sister.
00:20:38Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
00:20:43I mean, she's eight. I really hope so.
00:20:47They remind you of an eight year old?
00:20:54Stop crying.
00:20:57It's all gonna be okay.
00:21:00Yeah.
00:21:02It's easy for you to say.
00:21:05You have to go to the hockey team.
00:21:08Everyone loves you.
00:21:11And I'm just...
00:21:14Dora.
00:21:19I happen to think you're pretty great.
00:21:21And that should count for something since I'm apparently so amazing.
00:21:35I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
00:21:38I'm lying to you.
00:21:40I'm lying to you.
00:21:54Because I meant to.
00:21:56And the worst part is, I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
00:22:07You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you, no matter what you do.
00:22:11I just have to change the way that he sees me.
00:22:14I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
00:22:18Okay. We'll make it happen, if that's what you really want.
00:22:32Let's do another flirty lesson.
00:22:34Now?
00:22:36It's not like we have another party to get to.
00:22:40Great team.
00:22:51Let's pretend like we're on a date.
00:22:53Okay?
00:22:55Show me some pointers.
00:22:58Okay. So, flirting.
00:23:03You want to make lots of eye contact.
00:23:06And if you can, touch them.
00:23:13Your arm.
00:23:21Your hand.
00:23:28Mm-hmm.
00:23:36And see how that would be like you.
00:23:40This is fake, but it feels real.
00:23:44And you should laugh at Leo's jokes, if he makes any.
00:23:49Which you probably won't.
00:23:51And then you should find something special about him to compliment him.
00:23:56If you think of him.
00:23:57You're a really good teacher.
00:24:10Hey Mike.
00:24:12You smell so good.
00:24:16What is that?
00:24:18This means we want to get closer.
00:24:27I'm glad.
00:24:29This shit actually works.
00:24:30What?
00:24:32Congratulations.
00:24:33You just passed Flirting 101.
00:24:35You're better at this than you thought.
00:24:36I know.
00:24:37Wait, who knew I had it in me?
00:24:39Just curious.
00:24:41Why did you say that stuff about me?
00:24:42Well, you told me to find something special about the person I was flirting with?
00:24:45And you went with, I smell nice.
00:24:49What's wrong with that?
00:24:51How do you want to smell?
00:24:53A pair of sweaty old socks?
00:24:56I don't know.
00:24:58I don't know.
00:24:59I'm going to get a pair of sweaty old socks.
00:25:01I don't know.
00:25:02I'm going to get a pair of sweaty old socks.
00:25:06I don't know.
00:25:07I don't know.
00:25:08I don't know.
00:25:09I don't know.
00:25:10I don't know.
00:25:11socks hockey players are tough okay we don't smell nice hey relax you are still
00:25:21a beast on the ice nobody gives me shit the way you do like did you happen to
00:25:38make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account yeah yeah it's around here somewhere
00:25:43is helping troy track the money she works out i sent it
00:26:07they'll know i'm setting up troy to look like a match fixer she's gonna fuck everything up
00:26:12i've got to do something to keep him away from dora
00:26:20what's up with you and dora
00:26:27what's it to you she's an old friend just making sure you don't take advantage of her
00:26:34yeah sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me dora hardly she's like our team mascot
00:26:44perfect then i guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating
00:26:49i wonder if troy will like this
00:27:01i don't care what troy thinks this is about leo stupid
00:27:06going somewhere geek girl
00:27:17i've got a date with troy
00:27:22is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team
00:27:35where are you going the library
00:27:38i obviously did something to offend you everything about you offends me geek
00:27:47the way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave
00:27:52i mean
00:27:55do you have any self-respect
00:27:59can i go
00:28:01well not until i help you out a little
00:28:04i mean if you're trying to get laid you're going about it all wrong
00:28:08and these have a definite gotta go
00:28:12and this partigan
00:28:18so gross
00:28:21stop
00:28:22and you gotta bait the hook with something
00:28:25you gotta fight back
00:28:38like with a shark you gotta punch her in the nose
00:28:40like with a shark you gotta punch her in the nose
00:28:45sorry i'm late
00:29:00yeah you should be
00:29:06it's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl
00:29:09i know
00:29:11also i looked it up on chat gpt last night and
00:29:14said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy
00:29:19it's the butt
00:29:24but like
00:29:27one tear
00:29:29two tears
00:29:31oh
00:29:34oh
00:29:35oh
00:29:36yeah
00:29:37just stick to fourth base then
00:29:41there's a crazy little fish that
00:29:49that's her
00:29:50oh christ
00:29:51your mom is stomping
00:29:52are you dora miller
00:29:55dora miller you're under arrest for aggravating assault
00:30:02whoa whoa hang on a second
00:30:04can we just talk about this
00:30:05this young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated
00:30:09no she's the one who assaulted me
00:30:11they opened my shirt and took pictures
00:30:13i've seen you at the rink
00:30:14yeah
00:30:15yeah i don't miss a game you guys are crushing it this year
00:30:16let's go thanks
00:30:17yeah but you see dora here she's the team's assistant
00:30:19she's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice
00:30:20yeah
00:30:21no this is bullshit this is not happening
00:30:23oh really why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of dora in her underwear
00:30:26that's what i thought
00:30:43that's what i thought
00:30:44sorry for this misunderstanding
00:30:47nice to meet you
00:30:52all right nice to meet you too
00:30:53see you in the next game
00:30:54you will go team
00:31:03lay hands on dora again
00:31:04and you'll be dealing with me
00:31:05got it
00:31:18thank you
00:31:20i can't believe you recognized him from the rink
00:31:22no i've never seen him before in my life
00:31:24that was bullshit
00:31:26it worked didn't it
00:31:28unbelievable
00:31:30you know what's unbelievable is you punching mindy in the face
00:31:34i mean you weren't supposed to take my advice literally
00:31:37i don't know what happened okay
00:31:38just one moment she was monstering me
00:31:40and then the next my fist was just in her face
00:31:45yeah i wish i would have been there slugger
00:31:47i'm calling the cops
00:31:58well you can stay with me tonight
00:32:00i'll change my sheets and you can sleep in my bed tonight
00:32:13i'll take the floor
00:32:15i had no idea troy was such a good person
00:32:29he feels so good
00:32:30oh no
00:32:31am i hot for troy
00:32:41do you have something i could change into?
00:32:43yeah of course
00:32:44thanks
00:32:45thanks
00:32:46i'm so sorry
00:32:47i did not realize
00:32:49i'm so sorry i did not realize
00:33:11I'm so sorry, I did not realize.
00:33:15Relax, don't worry.
00:33:18You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a freaking game.
00:33:21Yeah, but that's... that's different.
00:33:24You can look now.
00:33:27You're still shirtless.
00:33:29That's how I sleep.
00:33:31But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
00:33:34Dream on.
00:33:41It's a faithless road I'm on.
00:33:45Good night.
00:33:47Good night.
00:34:11You can share the bed if you want.
00:34:21I trust you.
00:34:26A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:34:28But you're like I do.
00:34:30You're a joke.
00:34:32You're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
00:34:36You're free.
00:34:41We can put a pillow in between us.
00:34:45We might need a thicker joint.
00:35:06What happened to the pillow?
00:35:21Someone threw it on the floor.
00:35:23It wasn't me.
00:35:25Why would I do that?
00:35:27I don't know.
00:35:29Maybe because you wanted me to do this?
00:35:32Raise me up when this is over.
00:35:37Take my heart with hope for your hands.
00:35:45I've been spending all my days just trying to find a way.
00:35:53Whoop!
00:35:55Whoa.
00:35:56Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:35:58You know Leah's the one I want.
00:36:01You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
00:36:06I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
00:36:08Thanks.
00:36:09Yeah.
00:36:10Sorry for freaking out.
00:36:12I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion.
00:36:18Since the dance is tomorrow night.
00:36:21Yeah, I actually need to call my cousins about that.
00:36:23Yeah.
00:36:24Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
00:36:28Okay.
00:36:29I have an American history exam I got to get to, so I'm going to.
00:36:35Hey, what's up?
00:36:38What's up, dude?
00:36:39What's up, dude?
00:36:40What's up, dude?
00:36:41What's up, dude?
00:36:42So, here's Dora punched Mindy.
00:36:43It's unhinged, man.
00:36:44Trust me, dude.
00:36:45Mindy deserved it.
00:36:46You got to kick her to the curb, bro.
00:36:47Why are you so down on Dora?
00:36:48Isn't she your friend?
00:36:49Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up and you need to
00:36:54be more focused.
00:36:55I'm focused.
00:36:56Okay, don't worry about me.
00:36:57Doesn't look it.
00:36:58When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming, you're running
00:37:02around with Dora all the time.
00:37:04Lio!
00:37:05Hey!
00:37:06I got to wash this and get it back to you.
00:37:33Mini Trash Dora's room so she stayed here last night.
00:37:39Wow!
00:37:41Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:37:57Stop it! Stop!
00:37:59Troy is just a friend.
00:38:03It's nice to know what you really think of me.
00:38:06I was just looking out for you.
00:38:08Troy's the biggest player on campus.
00:38:10You're a virgin.
00:38:12I just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:38:15Thanks, man.
00:38:20There's nothing happening between us.
00:38:23Don't say I'd warn you.
00:38:25Thanks, buddy.
00:38:27Great chat.
00:38:29Go team.
00:38:33Excuse me.
00:38:38The boss wants an update.
00:38:44Hey, Big Mike. How's it hanging?
00:38:48Right.
00:38:49Nothing.
00:38:50So, everything's set to where we lose the big match, except Troy's trying to figure out where the money comes from.
00:39:03Then you'd better make sure that does not happen.
00:39:06Hey, just about to call you.
00:39:20So, I tracked the money to an offshore account, and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:39:24You got a name yet?
00:39:25Not yet.
00:39:26But, I will.
00:39:29How'd your exam go?
00:39:31Aced it.
00:39:32As usual.
00:39:34Nerd.
00:39:35That's good.
00:39:36Now you can focus on this.
00:39:43Bernardo and Lydia.
00:39:44My cousins.
00:39:45They're going to do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
00:39:52Hi.
00:39:54You ready for this?
00:39:56Think so?
00:39:58She's ready.
00:40:00Then buckle up, girl.
00:40:01We're about to rock your world.
00:40:08I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here, but the car will pick you up at 6.
00:40:14Be ready.
00:40:16You got me a car?
00:40:18Gotta make an entrance.
00:40:22Have fun.
00:40:23Hi.
00:40:26We have to get along with the house.
00:40:29This is my favorite part.
00:40:31Oh, no.
00:40:33Burn.
00:40:34Trash.
00:40:36Honey, is this from middle school?
00:40:38I think that's it.
00:40:39We're not going to do that again.
00:40:40The 2014 Gap sweater.
00:40:43Going.
00:40:50Cinderella's ready for the ball.
00:40:51I did it again.
00:40:53We did it.
00:40:54Oh.
00:40:55We.
00:41:08What if everyone laughs at me?
00:41:10What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:41:12Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:41:21Damn.
00:41:22What is that hot body?
00:41:29Oh my god.
00:41:30Is that virgin Dora?
00:41:31Is that virgin Dora?
00:41:32You see?
00:41:33I caught this for you.
00:41:43Don't you think I look too try hard?
00:41:46I got this for you.
00:41:52Thanks.
00:41:53Don't you think I look too try hard?
00:41:57You look beautiful.
00:42:00I wonder what Leo is thinking.
00:42:03Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is thinking.
00:42:07Who's that incredibly hot chick?
00:42:16Could this get any sadder?
00:42:19I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:42:23She looks amazing.
00:42:29That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:42:33May I have this dance?
00:42:36Sorry in advance for your feet.
00:42:39I can handle it.
00:42:41Follow my lead.
00:42:42You got you.
00:42:46He's so strong.
00:42:48He feels so safe in his arms.
00:42:51And he really does smell good.
00:42:56What am I doing?
00:42:58I'm supposed to be here for Leo.
00:43:00I can't fall for Troy.
00:43:13You can't seriously want that.
00:43:15You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
00:43:20Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:43:23Shut up, Mindy.
00:43:28Can I cut her?
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:37Don't be a dick.
00:43:38I can't believe you've been hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.
00:43:45It's just me.
00:43:46And then you've got all the makeup and hairspray.
00:43:49Still the same old Dora.
00:43:51Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:43:54I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:43:56I didn't realize you liked it enough with me.
00:43:58It must be.
00:43:59Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much, it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:44:04Yeah.
00:44:09Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:44:12Yeah.
00:44:13Just go grab a burger or something?
00:44:16No.
00:44:18Like a proper dinner.
00:44:20Like a date.
00:44:25He's never gonna appreciate her the way I do.
00:44:27This is fucking killing me.
00:44:29I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this.
00:44:32Leo is someone I want.
00:44:37Leo just asked the nerd on a date.
00:44:39How do you know?
00:44:41I can read lips.
00:44:46I'd love to go on a date with you.
00:44:48Or something sexy, cause we're going fancy.
00:44:51Cool.
00:44:52Yeah, I'll try.
00:44:54Now she's got Leo and Troy after her.
00:44:58What is this, opposites day?
00:45:00What is going on?
00:45:01You look really pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:45:03Heaps hotter than Dora.
00:45:05Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.
00:45:12These could work.
00:45:14All you need is ten seconds.
00:45:21Perfect.
00:45:23And I won't ask you why you're carrying laxatives around.
00:45:27I'm gonna use the restroom?
00:45:28Yeah.
00:45:29Cool.
00:45:33Ten seconds after drinking this spiked drink.
00:45:34Dora the Boor is getting though she's messed with the wrong.
00:45:37Dora, hi!
00:45:39Have you tried this drink?
00:45:40It's so good.
00:45:41That's okay, Mindy.
00:45:42Good.
00:45:43Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:45:45Do you want to be my friend?
00:45:46Do you want to be my friend?
00:45:47Do you want to be my friend?
00:45:48Do you want to be my friend?
00:45:49Do you want to be my friend?
00:45:50Dora, hi! Have you tried this drink? It's so good.
00:45:57That's okay, Mindy. Good.
00:46:01Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:46:04Jack, you want to be my friend?
00:46:07Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:46:32How'd you know I was thirsty? Thanks, Mindy.
00:46:35Actually, the drink is for me.
00:46:39I dropped the red cherry in the spike drink.
00:46:45Cheers.
00:46:58Everyone!
00:47:00Could I have your attention over here, please?
00:47:02Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:47:08Dora the Borer is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:47:13Not with her mouth, but with her...
00:47:16Six.
00:47:17Six.
00:47:18Five.
00:47:19Four.
00:47:20A little closer, trust me, you will not regret what you were about to witness.
00:47:23Three.
00:47:24Three.
00:47:25Two.
00:47:26One.
00:47:33Oh no.
00:47:35No, no, no, no. This is not happening.
00:47:37No, no, no, no.
00:47:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:39No, no.
00:47:41Don't touch me!
00:47:42What's that?
00:47:43What's going on?
00:47:45This is just a dream.
00:47:46Wake up.
00:47:47Oh my god.
00:47:48Yo!
00:47:49baby just shit her pants.
00:47:51This is just a dream.
00:47:54Wake up.
00:47:57Oh my god!
00:48:01Yo, baby just shit her pants!
00:48:03How did my body have fallen?
00:48:09How did my body have fallen?
00:48:11That's right.
00:48:13Shut up!
00:48:17Put that down!
00:48:19Stop filming me!
00:48:29Thank you for saving me.
00:48:31How did you know she was gonna do that?
00:48:33I was watching her.
00:48:35I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:48:41How'd things go with Leo?
00:48:43Great. We're going on a date.
00:48:45That's all thanks to you.
00:48:49Thanks guys.
00:48:51I appreciate you. I'll pay you back ASAP.
00:48:55That Dora, she knows how to party.
00:48:57Yeah bullshit.
00:48:59And don't send her any dick pics.
00:49:01Too late.
00:49:03But hey, she sent them first.
00:49:05Look, I know you got a crush on her, but I saw her first, right?
00:49:07Dude, she's not a piece of property.
00:49:09She's a good person.
00:49:11Yeah, she's special.
00:49:13Yeah, she's special.
00:49:15Yeah, so don't jerk her around.
00:49:17Look dude, don't tell me how to live my life, alright?
00:49:19Heads in the game.
00:49:21This is it.
00:49:23Talent scouts, contracts, big money, big future.
00:49:27I gotta go.
00:49:29Mr. Konstantin.
00:49:31Mr. Konstantin.
00:49:33You said you'd fix this by today.
00:49:37Yeah.
00:49:39You said you'd fix this by today.
00:49:41You said you'd fix this by today.
00:49:43Come here.
00:49:45Heads in the game.
00:49:47Look dude, don't tell him how to live my life, alright?
00:49:49Heads in the game.
00:49:51This is it.
00:49:53Talent scouts, contracts,
00:49:55Big money, big future.
00:49:58You said you'd fix this by today.
00:50:03Hey, I am. I'm fixing it. You can't even be seen here.
00:50:10Hey, what the fuck?
00:50:11Relax.
00:50:14You'll still be able to.
00:50:15Shhh.
00:50:29Next time, you won't be able to play.
00:50:32And after that, game over.
00:50:46Hey. Right on time.
00:50:50So, should I go for more of a smokey eye or like a peach blossom?
00:50:56I know. Who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
00:50:59What?
00:51:01Just joking.
00:51:03No, but I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.
00:51:09Yeah.
00:51:14Your big date with him.
00:51:16I don't know all that much, to be honest.
00:51:19Come on. You're the expert. You tell me.
00:51:23Just wing it, Dora. Okay? Everybody just wings it.
00:51:26What's wrong with you?
00:51:28I've got a buddy who's gonna hack the bank for you.
00:51:31Alright, so come on. Pay up.
00:51:33Wait, really?
00:51:35When am I gonna know who's dumping all the money on me?
00:51:36Soon.
00:51:38If you keep your promises.
00:51:40Alright. Okay, fine.
00:51:42What do you need to know?
00:51:43Apart from the whole K-hole eyes thing or whatever.
00:51:46Well.
00:51:48Which underwear?
00:51:50Black?
00:51:51Or what?
00:51:53The black ones are a little bit see-through, see?
00:51:55Yeah, I can see.
00:51:56You don't need to hand them to me.
00:51:57And you're handing them to me.
00:51:59Oh shit, I'm getting harder.
00:52:01Dude, not in front of her.
00:52:02Fuck!
00:52:04Um, yeah, these feel too soft. You might not want to take them off.
00:52:09So, the other ones?
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:12Okay.
00:52:15Up until this point, my life has been sex negative.
00:52:19Kiss negative two. Actually, I've never kissed anyone.
00:52:22So, could you show me?
00:52:34Alright.
00:52:37You asked for it.
00:52:38If I wanted to kiss you, the first thing I'd do is get you close.
00:52:48Maybe, offer you my jacket.
00:52:54And I'd use that as an excuse to keep you close.
00:52:58And I'd look into your eyes.
00:53:02And I'd tilt your chin up.
00:53:13That way you'd be ready for my kiss.
00:53:27So, that's what the tongue does.
00:53:35Gross.
00:53:38I don't know.
00:53:40Do it again.
00:53:41No.
00:53:42No.
00:54:04What did you stop?
00:54:06Was it being weird?
00:54:07Was it being weird?
00:54:10No.
00:54:20Did I do something wrong?
00:54:23Please tell me.
00:54:26Because you love Leo, not me.
00:54:33You're cool. Okay, there's nothing else I can really tell you.
00:54:37That's like the launch pad right there.
00:54:42I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird.
00:54:46Sorry.
00:54:48I know that it sounds needy, I just...
00:54:51I feel exposed.
00:54:55Me too.
00:54:57Sorry?
00:54:59You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care.
00:55:02And everyone else is a player, they're the ones who are shit, not you.
00:55:05Not you.
00:55:06I'm sorry, Dora.
00:55:08I got stuff to do.
00:55:13Tell me, why him? Why Leo?
00:55:17Really?
00:55:19I thought you were friends.
00:55:21Yeah, we're good on the ice together.
00:55:22But he's only ever treated you like a gopher.
00:55:28I mean, growing up we always just said we get married.
00:55:31His mom left him and his brothers and...
00:55:36I just kind of wanted to save him.
00:55:37So I guess that kind of mixed in with crushing on him for ten years.
00:55:44So, you know him better than I do, right?
00:55:48And you're just gonna hand him your v-card.
00:55:50You know how I imagined my future.
00:55:53Why?
00:55:55Who did you listen to?
00:55:56Some good looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
00:55:58Yeah.
00:55:59Hot bitchy chicks.
00:56:01Okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them.
00:56:03Okay, I wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy with a complete dickhead.
00:56:06What?
00:56:09Hey, you don't get to judge me.
00:56:13Hey, Troy.
00:56:15Is this okay?
00:56:31Hey, Troy.
00:56:32Is this okay?
00:56:36Why am I blowing up his phone?
00:56:41He doesn't care what I look like.
00:56:43This is all for Leo.
00:56:48Seriously, who cares?
00:56:49She'll work it out.
00:56:51He'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on.
00:56:53Lesson learned.
00:56:57Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him.
00:57:00That narcissist will just hurt her.
00:57:06How's your hand?
00:57:16I just heard a punch in the bag.
00:57:18It's alright though, I'm good.
00:57:19Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation.
00:57:21You've seen me play.
00:57:23I have.
00:57:25You know, that's what I like about you.
00:57:26What did you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:57:30How was I?
00:57:31I mean, it was great.
00:57:32You know, honestly, I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year.
00:57:37Right, and next year's going to be even bigger for me.
00:57:39You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already.
00:57:42Everybody's going to be like, Leo, Leo.
00:57:44There.
00:57:45Yeah, I'm really excited.
00:57:47Why did I upset Troy?
00:57:49He's been so nice.
00:57:51He's just asking me a question.
00:57:53He's the one guy who gets my jokes.
00:57:58I mean, they should make a wine after me.
00:58:00The Leo Constantine.
00:58:02Oh.
00:58:03Leo's still talking about himself.
00:58:06Everything's great.
00:58:08And that's why we should fuck.
00:58:11What?
00:58:12Leo, there's something I should tell you.
00:58:16About us.
00:58:21You were right.
00:58:23I know.
00:58:24So, your room or mine?
00:58:26No.
00:58:27We're better off as friends.
00:58:33No, we should fuck.
00:58:37Look, I actually think I have feelings for someone else.
00:58:42Let me guess.
00:58:43Troy?
00:58:45I haven't really talked with the other person yet, so I can't really say.
00:58:48It's cool.
00:58:49I know it's Troy.
00:58:51Dora.
00:58:53I'm really attracted to you, and I don't know if you remember, but as kids we used to joke around about getting married.
00:59:02It just feels like there's something, you know, between you and I.
00:59:05Why'd you just walk away with a hockey puck in your face?
00:59:06Did I?
00:59:07Yeah.
00:59:08I mean, maybe it's just because of the way we grew up, you're one of us, like one of the boys, you know?
00:59:10I don't know, it just felt like that made something special between us, right?
00:59:11I don't know.
00:59:12It just felt like that made something special between us.
00:59:13Right?
00:59:14This isn't gonna work.
00:59:15I don't know.
00:59:16I don't know.
00:59:17It just felt like that made something special between us, right?
00:59:22This isn't gonna work.
00:59:45Dora.
00:59:47The hottest guy on the team.
00:59:50I'm really flattered. I am. You are the hottest, but maybe you'll find someone else.
00:59:58This is going to leave a scar.
01:00:03We'll need to leave a bruise.
01:00:20Where's your nerdy little bookworm Shadow?
01:00:30Who?
01:00:31Billy? The borrower? Dora the borrower?
01:00:36She's on a date... with Leo.
01:00:40No way.
01:00:45Actually, I don't care. We're not exclusive.
01:00:50What about you? Are you upset that she's with him? Are you jealous?
01:00:56She's free to make her own choices.
01:01:00Well, I'm sorry if she hurt you.
01:01:04I am!
01:01:09Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
01:01:15Wow.
01:01:17Is that a bike seat in your speedo?
01:01:20Or are you just looking for a ride?
01:01:26You know, I could go for a ride now if you want.
01:01:32You know, for old time's sake.
01:01:34No thanks.
01:01:36No thanks.
01:01:38But I...
01:01:40Maybe he'll be worried too.
01:01:42You know...
01:01:43You're just getting happy.
01:01:44I'm gonna be scared.
01:01:46I really think the best thing...
01:01:48See you.
01:01:48See you soon.
01:01:49I love you too.
01:01:50But you wouldn't let yourself be afraid of being drunk.
01:01:51You're not too comfortable?
01:01:52You're not too comfortable.
01:01:53You're not too comfortable.
01:01:54If you want to do it, you'll be afraid of being drunk.
01:01:55You're a bit too old.
01:01:57I love you.
01:01:58I'm very proud of them.
01:02:00I'm...
01:02:01I want you to be scared.
01:02:03Oh, yeah, that's definitely leave a bruise.
01:02:33Oh, yeah, that's all.
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