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00:00Donovan Miller
00:07Star quarterback
00:09High school god
00:11Hetero heartthrob
00:13And a self-absorbed jock
00:16He's everything I hate about this place
00:19And everything I want
00:21Kaden
00:22I want you
00:24Never done this before
00:28Don't worry
00:32You're my first guy too
00:43Do you really think
00:45Do you have a chance with the straight star quarterback?
00:49It's not like that, I don't even like him
00:59I hate jock
01:01Tony didn't give us a chance
01:03Donovan, wait
01:07Hey
01:11Did I give you permission to say my name?
01:15I fell asleep
01:19You dreaming about me?
01:23Oh my god
01:27Oh my god
01:29This twink's got a boner
01:31He's got a boner
01:35Half the football team just saw my boner
01:41I am so dead
01:43He had a dirty dream about Donovan
01:45And got a boner
01:47It's not a boner
01:48I'm a shower, not a grower
01:52Oh, looks like a boner to me, dude
01:55Bro
01:56You know Donovan's straight
01:57With a capital S, right?
01:59Kaden here
02:01Got bricked up for the straight QB
02:03Donovan, wait
02:05Well, you're so tiny
02:07No one notices when you get hard
02:08Oh shit
02:09Look who's got a backbone now that he's student body president
02:21He's nothing more than the class fairy
02:26Better watch your ass
02:27Kaden here has the hots for you
02:29Is that true, Kaden?
02:32You got the hots for me?
02:40You trying to convert me to the dark side?
02:43Darth Gator?
02:45Don't flatter yourself
02:50Oh my god
02:55Kaden's coming for you, Donovan
02:56It actually looks like hell
03:01That's enough
03:03Kaden, detention
03:04What? Why? I didn't do anything
03:06For harassing our star quarterback
03:08Boys don't need that kind of attention from other boys
03:20Bye, Kaden
03:26I don't know what's worse
03:28Getting a boner in front of the class
03:30Or that the most hoorah hetero quarterback ever gave it to me
03:34Your ass is mine
03:39What?
03:45Donovan
03:48What are you doing?
03:52You thought you could hide it
03:54But I caught you
03:56That boner wasn't about you
03:57It's not like I could control it
03:59This isn't about your boner, Kaden
04:02It's about your activities budget
04:04Where'd you get this?
04:06Please
04:08Two weeks as student body president
04:10And you're already abusing your power
04:12While equitable distribution of resources isn't abuse
04:16Fancy way of saying you hate football and you want to kill our budget
04:20Football gets 90% of activity funds
04:23That's not fair to the rest of us who get only scraps
04:26Dude, come on
04:28You don't really think that your LGBTQIA whatever committee needs as much money as we do
04:35Why do you care? It's not like you're paying for any of this
04:38We need that money to go to nationals
04:40That's my only chance to get scouted to get away from my dad this town
04:44You know what?
04:45Well I have dreams too, Donovan
04:47Harvard only takes students that make an impact
04:50This budget is the way to prove that I can
04:53Well the football team isn't going to take it lying down
04:58You may call the shots on the field
05:01But I call the shots inside the school
05:03So my budget proposal stays
05:06Change the budget back or I'll make you
05:10How you gonna do that?
05:14By giving you what you really want
05:27What are you doing?
05:29Dude, it's a joke
05:31It's a joke
05:33Okay, but I uh
05:35I did see you dreaming about me in class
05:38You were yelling at me?
05:40You were yelling at me?
05:42I did dream about you
05:44But it's called a nightmare
05:46And explain your boner, Caden
05:49He's probably got the football team hiding just out of sight
05:52Ready to humiliate me if I fall for this
05:55Am I a joke to you?
05:57Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm desperate
06:00Don't take my football team to fly your rainbow flag, okay?
06:04Just change the budget back
06:05Change the budget back
06:08Or else
06:16You think I'm making the football team fly my rainbow flag?
06:22Let's see how you like this
06:23I can't pull you at all
06:37The game didn't have a crush on
06:39Don't open it
06:41Guys, let's just focus on the game, okay?
06:42Okay
07:02What the hell?
07:04Someone sabotaged our uniforms
07:07What do we do? Kick off some five minutes
07:09Guys, it's just paint
07:12Quit being a pussy
07:13And suit up
07:17Suit up, let's go five minutes
07:23It's your first game of the season
07:25I'm your announcer, Student Bodies President, Caden Russell
07:28And I'm his trusty sidekick, Alexa Kennedy
07:31Let's go boys!
07:32No
07:42Wow, new look for the Hawks
07:44Is this a football game, or a gaypay parade?
07:46It's a cry parade!
07:48We'll have asked Donovan Miller lead for tea tonight
07:50and it doesn't feel like the gorgeous doing it.
07:53The rainbow really gives up.
07:55Oh, absolutely.
07:57Enjoying yourself?
07:59I don't know what you're talking about.
08:05I knew it was you.
08:11Where did you get this?
08:13You dropped it in the uniforms.
08:16You're gonna pay for this.
08:22Finally showing your true colors! Don't reset!
08:25Shut up!
08:26I bet you sniffed everyone's dirty dog straps after the game!
08:29One more word out of you and I'm kicking your fucking ass, second string!
08:32Justin, let it go! I'm trying to get in your head!
08:36I'm sorry, did you say kick my ass or lick my ass?
08:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
08:44Get out of here! I'm playing the guitar out of here...
08:48Pull back! Hey! Do the fuck, hit the mic!
08:52Back up!
08:54It looks like our quarterback Donovan Miller has been injured!
08:56It looks like our quarterback Donovan Miller has been injured!
09:00There's something wrong!
09:01Fuck!
09:02Our quarterback is hurt, and it's all my fault.
09:08Donovan, I am so sorry.
09:09The uniforms, they were a stupid prank.
09:11I really didn't mean for this to happen.
09:12You sabotaged our uniforms and got Donovan hurt.
09:16You were dead, motherfucker.
09:18Move, move.
09:20You!
09:21What if he's still hurt for the homecoming game against Fumont, our biggest rivals?
09:26You're expelled!
09:27What?
09:29No.
09:29Expelling him won't teach him his lesson.
09:34He's got to learn some school spirit.
09:37And I know just what to do.
09:40Have him come to our next practice.
09:42What?
09:43Fine.
09:446 a.m. Monday morning, bright and early.
09:47Report, and Donovan will take over from there.
09:59Okay, let's have it.
10:04What are you going to make me do?
10:05Clean your dirty jockstrap?
10:07Shine your cleats?
10:09Scrub the shower?
10:11Oh.
10:16You're not getting off that easy.
10:17What do I have to do to get off?
10:27Welcome to the team!
10:30Waterboy?
10:31I'm the king of this.
10:32I'm the king of this.
10:34I'm the king of this.
10:35I'm the king of this.
10:40No way!
10:41I am not wearing that.
10:42You can just make me clean something and get it over with.
10:45Well, it's either this or you get expelled.
10:49If you get expelled, that means no new activities budget.
10:54And no Harvard.
10:57Choose wisely.
11:00Donovan!
11:01It's Captain.
11:02It's Captain.
11:03It's Captain.
11:05It's Captain.
11:06It's Captain.
11:12Oh, the waterboy!
11:14Oh, the waterboy!
11:14Oh, the waterboy!
11:15Oh, the waterboy!
11:17I stood up to the homophobic football team, and now I'm the waterboy to the hot quarterback
11:22from hell.
11:23This is bullying.
11:26Well, looks like I guessed your size, right?
11:30You're unbelievable.
11:32Oh, man.
11:34You got him so good.
11:35This is hilarious.
11:36Oh, you fuck with our uniforms.
11:37We fuck with yours.
11:39Hey, guys.
11:39Hey.
11:40We play our biggest rivals of the season next week, so get back on the field.
11:44How long do I have to do this?
11:56You belong to me.
11:58So, as long as I want.
12:01So, I'm your slave or I'm expelled, those can't be my only two options, Donovan.
12:12We're at practice, so call me Captain.
12:14I'm going to the principal.
12:15I'm going to the principal.
12:16This is cruel.
12:17Go ahead.
12:18Principal already signed off.
12:20And she's not going to improve your budget unless you show a little school spirit.
12:25But hey, if you can't handle it, by all means, just pull your budget proposal.
12:29Donovan acts like he's teaching me a lesson, but this feels less like punishment.
12:36More like flirting.
12:37At least give me something different to wear.
12:49It needs to look like I'm hazing him or the team will make things worse for Caden.
12:54Besides, no.
12:57I like the way you're looking at this.
13:01Are you hitting on me?
13:02Because bad news, I would never go for a self-obsessed job.
13:07Like you.
13:08Liar.
13:10Come on.
13:11If I wanted you, in school, on this field, anywhere, you'd be begging for it.
13:27You wish.
13:31Now, do you have an actual task for me?
13:34Or did you just come for the view?
13:37Why don't you go ahead and organize the equipment, Walker?
13:40Huh?
13:40You playin' with my balls, waterboy?
13:45Shouldn't you be on the field?
13:46Uh, yeah, but I'm still injured, so...
13:51Okay, let me go early.
13:54Oh.
13:55Can't go fast.
13:56I can't raise this arm above my head, so...
13:57I need you to wash my hair.
13:58You want me to get in the shower with you?
14:00Chop, chop, chop, waterboy.
14:01These locks aren't gonna wash themselves.
14:05Uh, yeah, but I'm still injured, so...
14:08Okay, let me go early.
14:10Oh.
14:11Can't go fast.
14:12I can't raise this arm above my head, so I need you to wash my hair.
14:18You want me to get in the shower with you?
14:19Chop, chop, waterboy.
14:20These locks aren't gonna wash themselves.
14:25The hottest quarterback in this state is showering in front of me, and I can't touch.
14:53This is torture.
15:23Yeah.
15:24Yeah.
15:25Give it nice and cool.
15:28Oh, yeah.
15:29I can grab another kiss.
15:30I Schwartz is on the table.
15:31I waste half the time.
15:33I can fix that instead of two shots back.
15:34fucking cool.
15:35All that does not work for me at the shower, and they're ģ-
15:39on the dishes that I'll sue.
15:40Wow!
15:41Turning my DVLA- Aį»n, man!
15:42All that does not look at you.
15:43I got last five minutes.
15:45Youordu me a six-year-old aside glob, so beautiful.
15:48It's all about 40 minutes, so you might get to the microwave.
15:50I'm disappointed.
15:51This is small.
15:53I'm back.
15:54Such much shit.
15:55Do you want to rinse off too?
16:06I should, um, I should get to class.
16:16Donovan put me in a tiny waterboy uniform and made me shower with him, what a closet
16:21case.
16:26Earth to Gaden, are you okay?
16:28Sorry, what were you saying?
16:30Um, just that I think that it's-
16:32Hey look everyone, it's Gaden!
16:34Gaden here had a really hard time to math the other day.
16:39You seem pretty focused on me, Justin.
16:41Are you sure you're not gay?
16:43Keep talking, homie-o, and see what happens.
16:48If I don't do something quick, I'm gonna get my ass kicked by the football team in front
16:54of the whole school.
16:56You know, when you hold me close like this, I get so excited.
17:00Oh!
17:01You're just a bottom who loves getting attention from the football team, don't you?
17:05You're the one making me hang out at practice in booty shorts.
17:07You don't think we see it, Fairy Poppins?
17:09How obsessed you are with us?
17:11You cut our budget to the football team to get our attention.
17:13I'm the student body president, it's my job to propose a budget.
17:16You only won because Donovan's dad didn't let him run.
17:19You're just a weird homo kid who can't take a hint.
17:24You want me to change the budget?
17:25Fine, football won't get any funding.
17:27That's an abuse of power.
17:29He's not the president, he's the queen.
17:32If you wanna be the queen, you have to look the part.
17:36Oh!
17:39Oh!
17:40Just...
17:41Oh!
17:42Oh!
17:43So pretty!
17:44Now maybe you can get boys to look at you.
17:48Hey!
17:50Get your hands off my water boy.
17:56What are you doing?
17:57What?
17:58We're showing them what happens when you fuck with the football team.
18:01I told you he's mine.
18:03Only I get to fuck with him.
18:05Oh!
18:06Come on baby!
18:07He wants to be the queen!
18:08We were just helping him look at the part.
18:10Oh my god babe, you're so right.
18:12That's so funny.
18:17You're a messy bitch and now you look like one too.
18:21Lay off, Keating!
18:22I will not tell you again.
18:32Are you okay?
18:33Don't act like the hero when you're the one who put the target on my back.
18:37Captain!
18:38What do you want?
18:39You want chores for your water boy?
18:44Why are you mad at me?
18:45Because you are worse than them Donovan!
18:47At least Justin is honest about hating me.
18:48Why are you mad at me?
18:49Why are you mad at me?
18:50Because you are worse than them Donovan!
18:52At least Justin is honest about hating me.
18:53But you...
18:54You make fun of me.
18:55You insult me.
18:56Then you flirt with me.
18:57Then you flirt with me.
18:58Then you defend me.
18:59I would rather get punched than mine.
19:00What do you want?
19:01What do you want?
19:02You want chores for your water boy?
19:03Why are you mad at me?
19:04Why are you mad at me?
19:05Because you are worse than them Donovan!
19:06At least Justin is honest about hating me.
19:07You...
19:08You make fun of me.
19:09You insult me.
19:10Then you flirt with me.
19:11Then you defend me.
19:12I would rather get punched than mine fucked.
19:13That's not what I'm doing.
19:14Then what?
19:15What are you doing Donovan?
19:16What is your game plan?
19:17I don't know!
19:18That's the problem, okay?
19:19Kaden...
19:20You...
19:21Make me...
19:22You make fun of me.
19:23You insult me.
19:24Then you flirt with me.
19:25Then you flirt with me.
19:26Then you defend me.
19:27I would rather get punched than mine fucked.
19:28That's not what I'm doing.
19:29Then what?
19:30What are you doing Donovan?
19:31What is your game plan?
19:32I don't know!
19:34That's the problem, okay?
19:37Kaden...
19:39You...
19:45You...
19:46Make me feel things that...
19:48I've never felt before and...
19:57What things?
19:58I don't know.
19:59Things like...
20:02Curiosity and...
20:04Excitement.
20:07Anger.
20:11What if...
20:12Are you...
20:13Are you gay?
20:14What?
20:17Fuck no.
20:18Of course not.
20:21Because what's worse than being gay?
20:24That's not what I meant.
20:25I...
20:27I just...
20:30I'm just interested in you.
20:36Since when?
20:37I don't know when it started.
20:38When you ran for student council.
20:40Or...
20:41When you worked as a lifeguard at the community pool.
20:46Or...
20:47When I saw that stupid budget and I couldn't get it...
20:50Or you...
20:52Out of my head.
20:56I don't know what's happening inside me.
20:58And...
20:59I'm so confused.
21:00I feel like you're the only one who would understand.
21:01I feel like you're the only one who would understand.
21:05I can't tell if he's being real with me right now.
21:08Or if this is another trick to get me to change my budget.
21:09Whatever you're feeling...
21:10I...
21:11I don't want any part of it.
21:13I'm so confused.
21:16I feel like you're feeling the same.
21:19I can't tell if he's being real with me right now.
21:21Or if this is another trick to get me to change my budget.
21:27Whatever you're feeling...
21:28I...
21:29I don't want any part of it.
21:36Forced to be the waterboy for Donovan Miller.
21:39The straight quarterback I can't stop dreaming about.
21:42And now he might be dreaming about me, too.
21:46Hey, water boy.
21:48Time for your ass kicking.
21:49Donovan told you to leave me alone.
21:51Donovan was the one who sent us.
21:58You're lying.
21:59He wouldn't do that.
22:02You're such a pussy.
22:03No wonder you like dick so much.
22:05You're the football team against just me.
22:06You sure I'm the pussy?
22:08You talk a lot for someone with zero backup.
22:17This is just the beginning, twink.
22:19Welcome to hell.
22:24Kick his ass, guys.
22:25Show him what happens when you mess with the football team.
22:30Back off.
22:31Back off or I'll hit you.
22:32Oh, no. Are you going to hit me?
22:34Someone get me a jockstrap.
22:38Now.
22:40Get him.
22:43You like the taste of dick, right?
22:45The next person who touches Caden is dead.
22:59What the hell, man?
23:01He's the one that injured you right before the biggest game of the season.
23:03It only makes sense when we get the fag back.
23:05Say that shit again and it'll break your jaw.
23:08It's your fault I got injured.
23:10If you weren't so homophobic, those stupid jokes wouldn't even matter.
23:13You're blaming me?
23:14You're the one who let them in your head.
23:16You think Viewmont's not going to pull the same shit at homecoming?
23:19I can't believe you're taking Gaden's side over mine.
23:23Touch Caden again and you're off the team.
23:27You guys are pathetic.
23:30The football team against one guy?
23:31You think you're tough?
23:33Call the cops.
23:41Report them.
23:42Come on, man.
23:43I got you.
23:44I'll be your witness.
23:46I just wanted to go home.
23:49You guys are paying for this at the next practice.
23:52500 push-ups, 200 sprints, and full body contact drills until you puke.
23:57Now get out of my face.
23:59Go.
24:03You should go to the hospital.
24:08I'm fine.
24:09Okay.
24:10Well, at least let me put a band-aid on your cut.
24:24I can do it myself.
24:28Okay.
24:28Don't let all this fool you.
24:45Eating a gay kid in a small town isn't as glamorous as it looks.
24:49You don't have to act tough around me, Caden.
24:51What are you doing?
24:58Caden, I want you.
25:03You want me?
25:06Shit.
25:07Why did I say that?
25:08I can't drop feelings I'm not ready to back up.
25:10I want you to pull your budget proposal.
25:15You know I can't do that.
25:17It's my only way to Harvard.
25:20Well, I got the football team to back off for now, but...
25:23I can't be around to protect you all the time.
25:26I don't need you to protect me.
25:28I should go, Caden.
25:30You can't bike in this state.
25:33Hey, let me give you a ride.
25:34Come on, Caden.
25:36Say yes.
25:37Let me take care of you.
25:38Look, I need this.
25:44I'm fine.
25:47Let's go.
25:48Okay.
25:51Look.
25:52I'm sorry about what the team did.
25:55I'm going to take care of you from now on.
26:00See you at practice.
26:01See you at practice.
26:08Hey, look at you.
26:17So, you're coming to student council after school.
26:19Senior lock-in is Thursday.
26:20We have to finish planning.
26:21I can't.
26:22Football practice.
26:24Sorry, you're skipping student council for football?
26:27Well, if I want to keep my position as student body president, I don't have a choice.
26:31I'm the new water boy.
26:34What?
26:34That's beautiful.
26:36I'm thirsty.
26:46Here.
26:50Dude, that needs ice.
26:53See?
26:54Ice.
26:56What are you doing?
26:58You're my water boy.
27:00Give me some water.
27:06Refreshing.
27:20Oh!
27:21Doing that on purpose.
27:31Yeah?
27:32Doing what?
27:33Starting you on.
27:34Turn you on?
27:38Yeah!
27:39Yeah!
27:40Gotta get out fast, Sean!
27:41Whoa!
27:43Whoa!
27:43Hey!
27:44Not you literally falling for me.
27:48Ow!
27:48Oh, oh, shit!
27:49Oh, my God.
27:50Are you okay?
27:50Yeah, just shoulder still healing.
27:54I can't even reach the spot that hurts.
27:57He never would have gotten hurt if I didn't pull that stupid prank.
28:01Should I get the nurse?
28:02How about a massage?
28:10I don't know.
28:13I...
28:13Like I said, I can't reach that spot.
28:17And I did hurt it saving you from that big, bad water drug.
28:21You need a physical therapist, not a water boy.
28:35Come on.
28:36You don't want to touch me because you're worried you'll like it?
28:40Every part of me hates Donovan, except the part that doesn't.
28:49What do you got there, water boy?
28:50I...
28:51I have to go.
28:55Kaden!
28:55Hey, why do you want to wait for me like that?
29:10Why do you want to wait for me, huh?
29:11Is this a joke to you?
29:12Why don't the gay kid get me hard and laugh about it with your buddies?
29:13That's not what I'm doing!
29:14What?
29:15Because you already said you're not gay.
29:16And I know this isn't because you want to wait for me.
29:17And what if I do?
29:18What are you talking about?
29:19I'm a star QB.
29:20I have to be a star QB.
29:21I have to be a certain way.
29:33I've got to wait for me.
29:37I can't wait for me.
29:50It's not that I don't want to be with you, it's that I'm not allowed to.
29:57But I'm finding it harder and harder to hold myself back.
30:07What would you do if you didn't have to hold yourself back?
30:12I don't know.
30:14Yes, you do.
30:15There's no one else here but us.
30:21You don't have to hold yourself back.
30:24You don't know what you're asking.
30:27Show me.
30:28Show me.
30:44I've never kissed a guy before.
30:47Am I doing it right?
30:48We should stop or we could get caught.
31:00You make me not care about any of that.
31:03Kaden!
31:08Where are you hiding?
31:10Oh, when I find you, you're gonna regret it.
31:17Come out, Kaden!
31:19I saw you run in here.
31:22Shit, shit.
31:23If we get caught in here, Justin will murder me.
31:25Kaden's not here.
31:27Go back to practice.
31:29Besides, I thought I told you to back off here.
31:31You're too soft on that fairy.
31:33It's not your call.
31:35He's my water boy and my responsibility.
31:39Why are you in here?
31:41What student council bitch was looking for him?
31:43He's gotta finish planning to lock him.
31:45Why are you in here?
31:46And where is Kaden?
31:47I saw him come this way.
31:48If we get caught, I'm off the team.
31:49I can't protect Kaden if I'm not QB.
31:50I thought I told you to lay off, Kaden.
31:51I'm not gonna warn you again.
31:53You should've let coach expel him like you wanted to.
31:57I heard you begged coach to let him stay.
31:59I thought I told you to lay off Kayden. I'm not going to warn you again.
32:12You should have let Coach expel him like he wanted to. I heard you begged Coach to let him stay.
32:20Go back to practice. I'll check on Kayden.
32:24Fine. I'm out.
32:29That's why you made me your water boy? Not to punish me, but to save me?
32:45You need to get out of here before Justin gets back, okay? We can talk later. Go.
32:50Oh, I've been sleeping so weird lately. Every single night, I've been waking up at 2am.
33:00I haven't seen Donovan since he kissed me. We need to talk because I don't know what the
33:04hell that was or how it changes things for us.
33:09Earth to Kayden! You've been acting weird all morning. What's up?
33:13Can you keep a secret?
33:18I will die before I ever betray you.
33:21I kissed a guy yesterday and it was epic!
33:24My gosh, yeah!
33:25Finally!
33:26Finally!
33:27You just have a hot man in your life.
33:29Who is it?
33:31It's Don.
33:35It's Don.
33:37It doesn't go here.
33:38Oh, okay.
33:41Look, I told you I don't like when you hang all over me.
33:45Come on!
33:47For the lock-in, I've got some big, sexy plans for us.
33:51I lost control when kissed Kayden yesterday.
33:54If anyone found out, it'd ruin both of our lives.
33:58Hey!
33:59Pay attention to me!
34:01Donovan thinks he can kiss me, then act like it never happened?
34:05We'll see about that.
34:06Can you just...
34:07Hold on.
34:07I need to talk to someone.
34:15Donovan, can we talk?
34:19What's good, Kayden?
34:21Damn, he smells good.
34:23Did Donovan just sniff me?
34:25Do you need something, gay boy?
34:28Don't call him that.
34:29What are you, friends?
34:33He's trying to ruin football for you, remember?
34:35He doesn't talk alone.
34:38Why is he doing this here?
34:39We need to talk, but we can't let anyone clue in.
34:42Let me guess.
34:43You want to beg to be let off the hook, right?
34:46Water boy?
34:47That's not what I want, don't I?
34:48No chance.
34:50But, hey, I'll see you at practice.
34:52What do you want?
35:05I'm ready to talk about that case.
35:08Oh, so now you want to talk about it.
35:16Shouldn't be on the field.
35:18And I've tweaked it again.
35:20Wait, what happened?
35:23Nothing.
35:24I just wanted to prove that you cared.
35:25I'm kind of busy, so just say what you want to say and go.
35:34Look.
35:36About what happened.
35:41I'm sorry.
35:42I shouldn't have kissed you.
35:43Get it.
35:49You got curious and you did something stupid and now you regret it, so...
35:54I don't regret it.
36:01Really?
36:03Because one second you're saving me, and you're kissing me, and then you're all over Maya.
36:08So what am I supposed to think, Donovan?
36:10You don't get it, Caden.
36:13I'm the quarterback.
36:15And my dad is the coach.
36:17My only way out of this town is getting scouted.
36:19Well, you think I don't have goals?
36:21The only thing I've ever wanted is Harvard.
36:23And you're messing with my head.
36:25You're making me feel things.
36:27So I'll change the budget back.
36:29Happy?
36:30This is not about the stupid budget.
36:34And tell me this.
36:35If you weren't the star quarterback, and this town didn't suck, would you want me?
36:47It doesn't matter because I am the quarterback, and this town does suck.
36:52So this is just you wanting what you can't have.
36:55No, goddammit, Caden, you don't...
36:58Practice is over.
37:11So is whatever this is.
37:14How do I make him understand what football means to me?
37:18Why it's impossible to choose between them?
37:21Waterboy.
37:23Think fast.
37:26It's a nice catch.
37:27You're a natural.
37:29Let's see if you can throw it.
37:37Not bad, but you're releasing it too late.
37:42We can't be together, but I can use football to get close.
37:46Even just for a sec.
37:47Maybe even show him who I really am?
37:50Hold it like this.
37:53Donovan, this will change things.
37:55You're part of the team.
37:56You should know how to throw a ball.
37:59I'll show you.
38:00I'll show you.
38:00Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I don't know how to throw a ball.
38:16All right.
38:18Think you get it between those posts?
38:19I did it!
38:24I did it!
38:28See?
38:30You're a natural.
38:37Come on.
38:38I'll show you how to run some plays so that you understand what's happening while you're
38:43prancing around in your booty shorts, pumping your balls.
38:45You're in the place, make them wavy, pick up the pace, shake it baby girl.
38:54You look good, you're a tan.
38:56Work that energy, looking so fam.
38:58Push it.
38:59The gang want more?
39:00They've never seen this before.
39:02Shake up the run, do what you do.
39:04I want more, looks like you.
39:06You've got that look to a T.
39:08You've got that walk crazy.
39:10Full icon energy, working the angles.
39:13One, two, three.
39:14You've got that look to a T.
39:16You've got that walk crazy.
39:18Full icon energy, working the angles.
39:21One, two, three.
39:22I get it now.
39:38Why you love football so much, it's fun.
39:43Yeah, well, it's easy to love when it's the only thing you're good at.
39:48I wouldn't say that.
39:50You're a good teacher.
39:52You're good at school.
39:58You're a good leader.
40:04What else am I good at?
40:08Is kissing on that list?
40:17Is kissing on that list?
40:20You're good at fishing for compliments.
40:25That didn't answer the question.
40:28Maybe I should give you a reminder.
40:31If you're gonna kiss me again, I'm gonna apologize.
40:39So yeah, you get it now.
40:53Will you change the budget proposal?
40:59Every time I let my guard down with Donovan, he goes and ruins it.
41:02So that's what this was all about.
41:05God, I'm so stupid.
41:06I can't...
41:06Kaden, wait.
41:07Kaden, wait.
41:10Why are you always trying to run off like that?
41:12Why don't you just talk to me?
41:13What's there left to say?
41:15I don't know.
41:16I just thought like if you played the game and learned about it, you wouldn't hate us so much.
41:23I'm not doing this because I hate football.
41:26Kaden, what's the big deal?
41:29Just let us have our funding.
41:30It doesn't affect you.
41:31Because if I change my budget proposal back, Harvard will never look twice at someone like me.
41:37And if I can't get to nationals, then no college will look at me.
41:42I can't give up my dream just so you can have yours.
41:44So that's it?
41:49The only way for one of us to win is if the other one loses?
41:57Exactly.
41:58So you can stop with your fake flirting.
42:00I'm not going to change my budget.
42:02For the record?
42:08None of that was fake.
42:10Could have fooled me.
42:14Stupid flat tire.
42:23I'm already late getting supplies at the school.
42:28Yeah, Dad?
42:29I just heard, Principal, she's going to reject Caden's budget.
42:33We don't have anything to worry about.
42:37Are you sure?
42:38She was on defense about it, but I convinced her.
42:41Tell the water boy, we don't need him anymore.
42:44Let's focus on homecoming, okay?
42:46All right.
42:47I'll see you at home.
42:47I'll see you at home.
42:59You're about one wobble away from eating pavement, Mr. President.
43:03Yeah, well, some of us care more about the planet than flexing in a shiny car.
43:07Oh, it looks like the environment doesn't care as much about you as you do about it.
43:16There's nothing to see here.
43:17Can you just keep driving, okay?
43:19Okay.
43:23Get in.
43:24I don't need a ride.
43:33No, no, no, no, no!
43:38Looks like your pride just cost you and your precious environment those balloons.
43:45Small sacrifice to stay away from you.
43:46That's it.
43:49What are you doing?
43:51Hey, hey, put me out!
43:53Stop it!
43:56Add all you want.
43:58We both want lunch.
44:01That happens to me, too.
44:05Yeah.
44:05Yeah.
44:06Perfect.
44:07Maya, have you seen Caden?
44:08He's supposed to drop off the lock and supplies before class.
44:11Okay, ew.
44:12Just because we're on student council together doesn't mean you can approach me in public.
44:16Get over yourself.
44:17I'm only asking because Caden's been hanging out with the football team lately.
44:20He's not one of us.
44:22He's our little water boy bitch.
44:24Big difference.
44:26Didn't Donovan create that position out of nowhere just so Caden can hang out with him?
44:30Please.
44:31Donovan hates Caden more than anyone.
44:36You sure about that?
44:37What the hell, Donovan?
44:54You're giving Caden a ride?
44:56Mind your business.
44:57Where am I taking these?
44:58It's too much.
44:59You got it.
45:00Look, bro.
45:01You might think you're being nice, but Caden isn't one of us.
45:05What does that mean?
45:06It means if you keep giving him rides, carrying his things, he's going to think he has a shot with you.
45:13I'll risk it.
45:15We all know gay guys.
45:18He's going to think he has a shot with you.
45:20Can't really be friends with straight guys.
45:23So be real.
45:24You're only hanging around Donovan because you want to hit it.
45:27Can't really be friends with straight guys.
45:29So be real.
45:36Are we right now?
45:39Or give them some fun.
45:43I hate them.
45:50involved with scene guys.
45:52I also should isnut a wrong one.
45:52Have fun.
45:53Are you okay?
45:54My boy ?
45:55Should Iļæ½ ?
45:55Like John!
45:56I'm okay.
45:56Be close.
45:57ćØć
45:57I need a screen?
45:58I'm okay.
45:59Ok.
45:59My boy.
46:00Everybody works.
46:01I'm okay.
46:01Let's go.
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