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00:00Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, a brand new show that you don't know.
00:06Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy, Hey Buddy the Series!
00:12Available on social media.
00:18Hi guys, it's me, Curious Carl, with today's pop culture.
00:22Now I don't know if you're aware, but Travis is marrying Taylor.
00:25And guess what happened?
00:26You know that big ring that she has?
00:28Well it was stolen!
00:30Ha ha ha! I'm just kidding!
00:33But if you thought it was true, let me know in the comments below, okay?
00:36Well that's rude.
00:37This week, kids everywhere went back to school.
00:40Kindergarten went to first grade, first grade went to second.
00:43I'm staying in the same grade, because Mom said,
00:45I'm so nice, I do fifth grade twice.
00:49Okay, next we have football started, but I don't really care.
00:52I'm sorry if you do.
00:53Well this last story is my favorite.
00:54It's about a great dame named Kevin.
00:56And he has the Guinness record of being the tallest Great Dane ever.
01:00I would love to ride him around and...
01:02Huh?
01:03Oh, he's dead now.
01:06Well that's sad.
01:08Okay guys, don't forget to like and subscribe for more pop culture with me, Curious Carl.
01:12Oh come on.
01:14Curses.
01:15Stop.
01:16Stop!
01:16Hey buddy.
01:18Socks and slippers, socks and slippers, they're the coolest thing since Jesse and the Rippers.
01:28Socks and slippers, socks and slippers, next thing you know, socks and slippers on a stripper.
01:33Haters keep quiet, don't knock it till you try it.
01:36We're a nation divided, generations are fighting.
01:38Gen A's like, Gen Z's like, Gen Y wonders why Gen Xers vomit in their mouth.
01:43It wouldn't be so bad if they were clean, but dirty socks, that's gross.
01:48It's better than your no-shows.
01:49Alright, okay, what's your problem with ankles?
01:52I'll break it down for you, Grandpa.
01:55Ankles are feet, feet are dogs, dogs stink.
01:57Hens, ankles stink, they rake, now take them to the bank.
01:59Keep them covered, ankle lovers, or else thank you.
02:02Socks and slippers, socks and slippers, they're the coolest thing since Jesse and the Rippers.
02:08Socks and slippers, socks and slippers, next thing you know, socks and slippers on a stripper.
02:12Hey, buddy!
02:19You guys know I'm the cutest, right?
02:21No way, I'm the cutest.
02:23Nice try, dorks.
02:24I'm on Taylor Swift's bag, so suck it.
02:26I got the girl from Blackpink.
02:28Ah, f*** that chick.
02:29Hey, language!
02:31Sorry, Mom, sorry, Dad.
02:33I told you to keep them off social media.
02:36Ah, you're never home, Frank.
02:38You try raising a million of these little c***.
02:40Hey, buddy!
02:49From the people who hated K-pop Demon Hunters comes...
02:55Demon K-pop Hunters!
03:06It's a takedown!
03:08Cause K-pop f***ing sucks!
03:10You better run now!
03:11Cause we're killing till it's done, done, done!
03:14Hey, uh...
03:16Buddy?
03:16Buddy?
03:21Girlfriend, boyfriend, sitting on the couch.
03:24They're about to make a...
03:26A jump scare!
03:28Bad guy's dead.
03:30He's totally dead.
03:31There's no way...
03:33A jump scare!
03:34Oh, come on!
03:36All the movies are lame and predictable.
03:39T-list actors make them unwatchable.
03:42Aside from the rare occasion, it's cinematic masturbation.
03:46See?
03:46Corny, cheesy, basically porn without the penetration.
03:50This is a list of horror movies you should watch if you dare.
03:56But otherwise, please, have some f***ing standards.
03:59Don't just watch for the...
04:00JUMPSCARE!
04:02Horror movies are lame and predictable.
04:05T-list actors make them unwatchable.
04:09The end is not the end.
04:11Cor's dead.
04:11Phone is dead.
04:12Killer is the friend's sequel.
04:14Here we go again!
04:16Hey, buddy!
04:22Hi, guys.
04:23It's me, Curious Carl, with today's pop culture.
04:25Now, there's this new thing that blurts out random words.
04:29T-tong-tong-tong-tong-tong-tong-tong-tong-tong-tong-sahur.
04:32Ha ha!
04:33Okay, just one more.
04:34Panzini-bananini.
04:35Pfft, this is called brain rot.
04:37I like it, but something tells me I should not rot my brain anymore.
04:41Oh, this is big.
04:43Drum roll, please.
04:45The Spice Girls are back!
04:48That's right.
04:49We get to see vanilla, paprika, and cardamom.
04:53Get it?
04:54I'm sorry it was only three.
04:56That was all my mom had in the spice rack.
04:58Now, I know I'm a little late to the party,
05:00but I just watched a Minecraft movie,
05:02and I loved it!
05:04I think I want to be Steve for Halloween.
05:07Super jockey!
05:09I know I did two jokes in this video,
05:11so let me know what you think in the comments.
05:12And guys, just talk about the jokes.
05:14Don't talk about my hair, okay?
05:15I'm kind of sensitive.
05:17Ugh, yes, I go to a salon.
05:19Where else do you get a perm?
05:20Okay, guys, don't forget to like and subscribe
05:22for more pop culture with me, Curious Carl.
05:25Hey, buddy!
05:26Charlie Brown getting down,
05:32feeling low, hating lies.
05:34Linus, wait on nine for that punk is five.
05:37Charlie Brown getting down,
05:38feeling low, hating lies.
05:40Linus, wait on nine for that punk is five.
05:43The gag is trick-or-treating,
05:45got snacks they like to eat.
05:46Now, what about Charlie?
05:47What does he got?
05:48He got squat, he got rocks.
05:50He like, poor me, pity me,
05:52just like he did with that shitty trick.
05:53Look, it's gonna be all right,
05:55gonna save your sorry life.
05:56It's Halloween time, pumpkin spice has arrived.
05:59Charlie Brown getting down,
06:01feeling low, hating lies.
06:03Linus, wait on nine for that punk is five.
06:06Charlie Brown getting down,
06:07feeling low, hating lies.
06:09Linus, wait on nine for that punk is five.
06:12Hey, buddy.
06:19Hello, kids.
06:20You know who I am.
06:21I'm Miss Direct,
06:23and I want to teach you something.
06:25Let's shout out loud
06:26all the things you want to be when you grow up.
06:29Go ahead.
06:30That's a good one.
06:32That'll be fun.
06:34Okay, great job.
06:36Now I can show you exactly
06:38what you should all do when you get older.
06:40Do you want to see it?
06:42Yeah, sell drugs.
06:46Because AI will be doing everything else.
06:53Hey, buddy.
06:59He's beer muscles.
07:03He's a blast from the past.
07:05He's offensive and grass.
07:07The more he drinks,
07:08the more he thinks,
07:10he can kick your fuck out!
07:14This is for me in the south!
07:23Hey, buddy.
07:24finally tonight if you have a young child who plays games on our apple iphone you've no doubt
07:34noticed a slew of inappropriate ads that pop up from guns and divorce lawyers and even erectile
07:40dysfunction ads it's true but we read all your letters and heard all your concerns and we just
07:45want you to know we don't give a fuck in fact we now have a team dedicated to producing the best
07:51inappropriate ads for your kids let's take a look this is by far the best knife to put your live
07:57pigs watch a as an asshole b as in bitch c as in so that's it screw the children and screw you
08:08hey buddy
08:13six seven six seven what are you doing i'm trying to go viral no man you can't just say six seven
08:23you gotta say something smarter funny with it yeah like six seven is fire genius or grandma just turned
08:29six seven great or like four five six seven
08:33fucking hilarious dude what is that is that funny i don't find that funny frank is that funny to you
08:41i don't know anything anymore ah never mind come on it's been three minutes since we had a baby
08:45grandma grandpa hiya kids who wants to play yay
08:52aww hey buddy
08:59i never thought this day would come my life was growing as planned then you came along changed everything in ways you can't understand
09:15night after night when i turn out the lights i wonder if there's more for me but then again
09:23he's my love he's my friend i know he's legendary
09:30oh life will go back
09:33it's too short to have regrets
09:37but when all we know falls like dominoes
09:41we deserve what we get
09:44we know it's a business it's lame and it's listless
09:48but we don't know this is the last christmas
09:51the pain and the sorrow make great fun feel hollow
09:55the next thing we know it's the last diamonds we know it's a business it's lame and it's listless
10:03but we don't know this is the last Christmas
10:08And the sorrow make great men feel hollow
10:11The next thing we know
10:14It's the last Christmas
10:26Hey buddy!
10:32Hi guys, it's me, Curious Carl, with today's pop culture!
10:35Hi Stranger Things fans!
10:37It's almost Christmas, so you know what that means!
10:40The new Cooper Family Christmas card is here!
10:42Uncle Carlo and Aunt Carla, you got mail!
10:45Okay, but seriously, let's talk about Stranger Things Season 5
10:49Because a new episode is dropping and...
10:50I'm sorry guys, I have to go on a little bit of a rant
10:53Why would they just give us four episodes and make us wait for more?
10:56It's not fair!
10:57But okay, I'm sure you have your reasons, Duffer Brothers!
11:00So this season, Zekne is back and more powerful than ever
11:03The gang is teaming up to try and stop his evil ways
11:06And oh, spoiler alert!
11:07Will Byers has powers now!
11:09He's a sorcerer!
11:10And by the way, I really like this new kid, Derek, for some reason
11:15I don't know why
11:16So it's the end of the year, and I have a very special message for next year
11:19Can we please end the 6-7 trend?
11:22It's not funny anymore!
11:23Even though we're boo-dudes were doing it, it's over
11:25So come on guys, in 26, that's 86, 6-7, okay?
11:30Merry Christmas, Happy New Year!
11:31Hey, buddy!
11:41May all the humans be forgot, and long live AI!
11:50This year will take every career, and screw all mankind!
11:59And screw all mankind!
12:05Happy New Year, Losers!
12:07Hey, a body!
12:14Oh yeah!
12:15Here it comes!
12:16Yes, I!
12:17Woo!
12:18Woo!
12:19Woo!
12:20Huh?
12:21What do you think you're doing?
12:22I'm dancing?
12:23Not according to the law, you're not!
12:24What?
12:25Your arms are raised too high above your waist, that's criminal cringe!
12:28Now wait a minute!
12:29Now come with us, we'll talk about it at the station!
12:31Woah, wait, I know my rights!
12:32Ain't nothing right about you!
12:34Please, let me go!
12:35Stop it, ho!
12:36You cringy!
12:37Trust us!
12:38We know!
12:40Cause we're cringy too!
12:41Yeah, I got that!
12:43Hey, buddy!
12:49Hey, corporate exec, what can I do you for?
12:51Hmm, a 22 minute cartoon in a week?
12:54Uh, yeah, I don't see why not.
12:56Animation's super easy.
12:57Yeah, yeah, they'll work till they cry.
12:59Yeah, I gotta go, I'm late for my 10 o'clock.
13:03God, we're so lucky, aren't we?
13:05Uh, why's that now?
13:07Because we get to listen to a real-life animation executive every day and absorb his infinite
13:12wisdom?
13:13It's like a free masterclass!
13:14Oh, that.
13:15Yeah, totally.
13:16But hey, did you-
13:17Toastily.
13:18Huh?
13:19Toastily.
13:20You should say toastily.
13:21Audiences love puns.
13:22They test very high.
13:23Uh, yeah, okay, but did you-
13:24Don't you just love how he gives people last minute notes without any consideration for their
13:27time or well-being?
13:28Cause like, yeah, f*** those people, am I right?
13:30Not really, no.
13:31But hey, did you get a chance to read my script?
13:34Oh, you know, I did.
13:35Oh.
13:36And I loved it.
13:37I loved it.
13:38Oh my god, I loved it so much.
13:39Aw, thank you!
13:40I spent a lot of time on it, so I'm really glad that you-
13:42Yeah, I was just wondering if like, the whole thing could be different.
13:45Wait, what?
13:46Like, maybe just think about it some more and-
13:48But it was exactly what you asked for!
13:50Yeah, but we already have like three other projects about a Native American cow with superpowers
13:54working for ice, so-
13:55You gotta be f***ing kidding me.
13:57I think I'm really getting good at this.
13:59Hey, buddy!
14:01Hey, buddy!
14:02Music mix!
14:04From the people who hated K-Pop Demon Hunters, comes-
14:11Demon K-Pop Hunters!
14:16It's a take down!
14:21Cause K-Pop f***ing sucks, better run now!
14:27Cause we're killing till it's done, done, done!
14:30Charlie Brown getting down, feeling low, hating life.
14:37Linus wait all night, for that pumpkin spice.
14:40Charlie Brown getting down, feeling low, hating life.
14:43Linus wait all night, for that pumpkin spice.
14:46This gag is trick-or-treating, got snacks they like to eat.
14:49And what about Charlie, what does he got?
14:51He got squat, he got rocks.
14:53He like poor me, pity me, just like he did with that shitty tree.
14:56But it's gonna be alright, gonna save your sorry life.
14:59It's Halloween time, pumpkin spice has arrived.
15:02Charlie Brown getting down, feeling low, hating life.
15:06Linus wait all night, for that pumpkin spice.
15:08Charlie Brown getting down, feeling low, hating life.
15:12Linus wait all night, for that pumpkin spice.
15:16It's Beer Muscles!
15:20He's a blast from the past, he's offensive and crass.
15:24The more he drinks, the more he thinks, he can kick your f*** out!
15:31It's Beer Muscles!
15:37Heeey buddy!
15:39Heeey buddy!
15:41Heeey!
15:42Heeey!
15:43Heeey!
15:44Heeey!
15:45Heeey!
15:46Heeey!
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