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This Movie is an engaging mystery drama that follows a clever woman as she works to solve a puzzling case in her community. Using observation, critical thinking, and teamwork, she uncovers surprising clues and pieces together the story behind unusual events, keeping viewers intrigued from start to finish.
Featuring character-driven storytelling and smart problem-solving, This Movie emphasizes curiosity, clever thinking, and suspenseful twists. Its approachable and family-friendly narrative makes it suitable for audiences of all ages.
Perfect for fans of mysteries, detective stories, and character-focused dramas, this film delivers an entertaining and thought-provoking cinematic experience.
Featuring character-driven storytelling and smart problem-solving, This Movie emphasizes curiosity, clever thinking, and suspenseful twists. Its approachable and family-friendly narrative makes it suitable for audiences of all ages.
Perfect for fans of mysteries, detective stories, and character-focused dramas, this film delivers an entertaining and thought-provoking cinematic experience.
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00:30I don't know.
01:00I don't know.
01:30I don't know.
02:00I don't know.
02:30I don't know.
02:59Top.
03:00Top!
03:04Did you hear anything I just said?
03:08You've been on your phone nonstop since we left obsessing over Darla.
03:14Pathetic.
03:15Pathetic.
03:16I'm not pathetic.
03:17Darla got a puppy?
03:20Aw.
03:21They're both so cute.
03:23Maybe she doesn't want to date you anymore because you're a stalker.
03:26What?
03:27I love her.
03:28I have to get her back.
03:33So be the man she wants by getting in touch with your primal self.
03:39I'll teach you shit this weekend she won't be able to resist.
03:46Hey Steve.
03:49Hey Rockstar.
03:50Hope you're on a toilet cause you're about to shit yourself.
03:53I'm headed to Cabo Monday with those energy drink bottles.
03:56You won't be there for the pitch?
03:58Relax.
03:59You got this.
04:00Just tell the client it's gonna go viral.
04:02I'll call you when I get back.
04:03Hasta la vista baby.
04:04Hey but phones are making us weak Tom.
04:13Yo everyone put your phone in the bag.
04:16What?
04:17Just put it in the bag Hal.
04:19Hey I'm playing snack hacker.
04:21Hey curb your Neanderthal please.
04:23It might be nice for us to disconnect Nance.
04:26You know?
04:27My van my rules.
04:33It'll be fun guys.
04:35We are going to commune with the nature gods.
04:40Woo!
04:42Woo!
04:43Woo!
04:44Woo!
04:45Woo!
04:46Woo!
04:47Woo!
04:48Woo!
04:49Woo!
04:50Woo!
04:51Woo!
04:52Woo!
04:53Woo!
04:54Woo!
04:55Woo!
04:56Woo!
04:57Woo!
04:58Woo!
04:59Woo!
05:00Woo!
05:01Woo!
05:02Woo!
05:03Woo!
05:06Woo!
05:07Woo!
05:08Woo!
05:09This place looks nice.
05:10You're the one that wanted to stop to pee.
05:12Is this place even open?
05:26I survived.
05:29I survived.
05:30Wishy Mountain.
05:42Hello?
05:49Is anybody home?
05:53No, just the map.
05:55And the jerky.
05:59Are you alive?
06:07You'll need water out here.
06:11Huh?
06:12You got plenty of water, bro.
06:25Liquid death?
06:30You'll need as much water as you can get.
06:34The last thing you want to be out here is thirsty.
06:42Murder your thirst.
06:46Yeah, I'm good.
06:48Water?
06:50You scared?
06:51Weird?
06:52Weird?
06:57No.
07:01No!
07:02No!
07:03No!
07:04No!
07:05Everybody, grab your shit.
07:35You brought a rolling suitcase.
07:41Yep.
07:42Perfect.
07:43You can take the liquid death.
07:45What?
07:46Wait, that's my stuff.
07:47No, don't need it.
07:48Hey, wait a minute.
07:49Dude, come on.
07:50Hey, that's my only place.
07:51Here, Nance.
07:52Dude.
07:53You're just being a dick.
07:55There's a lot of trash out here.
07:57Yeah, they should call it Trashy Mountain.
07:59You're Trashy Mountain.
08:05See?
08:11It's real nice.
08:14You take that.
08:19This is gonna be great.
08:21Not a cloud in sight.
08:23All right, we got about a five-mile trek to campsite.
08:26What?
08:27Whoo!
08:27Let's go, party people!
08:28Oh, fuck.
08:31I'm going to cut.
09:01I'm going to cut.
09:31I'm going to come to you with booze, babes, and shrooms.
09:38Down the line.
09:49More, eat it.
09:51Just eat it.
09:52Just eat it.
10:01Here we go.
10:23We're all out of water.
10:53Oh wait!
11:01We could drink this liquid death!
11:05Liquid death!
11:23Wow!
11:25Yeah?
11:27So pretty and shiny!
11:39Wish me luck, bitches!
11:43Fred!
11:55Fred!
11:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
12:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
12:11This is the queen!
12:25Oh, oh, oh, oh!
12:35Um, where are the bathrooms?
12:37Um, everywhere.
12:39Don't forget a shovel if you go twosies.
12:43You guys, if you close your eyes, they change colors.
12:51Okay.
13:13What was that?
13:39No.
13:41No.
13:43It's just the shrimps, it's just the shrimps.
14:10No!
14:11No!
14:12No!
14:17No!
14:18No!
14:19No!
14:20No!
14:21No!
14:22No!
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15:17No!
15:18No!
15:19No!
15:20No!
15:21No!
15:22No!
15:24No!
15:25No!
15:26No!
15:27Yes!
15:28There's an event of the kids.
15:30Nancy, is that you?
16:00So I just spilled water all over both of us, so she couldn't tell I pissed the bed.
16:11Hey, that can out there. Moved.
16:15What?
16:17The liquid death can.
16:19Just hi, Tom.
16:21Hi, Tom.
16:25What?
16:30What the hell was that?
16:32Nothing.
16:34Yeah?
16:39Great.
16:40You're not taking this trip seriously, Tom.
16:43Chicks dig rugged.
16:45Guys, trust me.
16:48Watch this.
16:50Kate.
16:52Prime time.
16:54He makes us do this primal role-playing thing where we're both naked and he can swing his dick around.
17:00Gross.
17:01Gross.
17:02Gross.
17:03Kind of hot.
17:05Babe!
17:07Coming!
17:12Right.
17:27Kate!
17:28Me find you!
17:37Ten!
17:39There's a mushroom for me and a mushroom for you.
17:43Nine!
17:44Mushroom for me and a mushroom for who?
17:49Eight!
17:50They're all for me.
17:53Ah, ah, ah.
17:54Seven!
17:55Seven!
17:55Seven!
17:56Eight!
17:57Rain on me mushrooms!
17:59Six!
18:00Six!
18:00Five!
18:02Five!
18:05Four!
18:06Four!
18:12Three!
18:15Two!
18:16Two!
18:18Two!
18:18Three!
18:18Two!
18:18Three!
18:20Two!
18:20Three!
18:20Three!
18:21Three!
18:21Five!
18:21Five!
18:22Four!
18:23Run!
18:53Oh, no, no, no.
19:23Kate!
19:25Where the fuck are you, Kate?
19:27Kate!
19:29Where the hell is my damn phone?
19:31Can you just help me find Kate already?
19:33Kate!
19:35Where the fuck is she?
19:37There's something going on here, man.
19:39I don't know if these...
19:41these liquid death cans are...
19:43are alive or...
19:45I don't know if they're dead.
19:47I don't know if they're dead.
19:49I don't know if they're dead.
19:51Like the death cans are alive or...
19:53or evil or...
19:55Oh, shit!
19:57Oh, shit!
19:59Is that Kate?
20:01Very funny, you two. You got me.
20:03Get up, Kate. Joke's over.
20:05This isn't a joke, Brad!
20:07Alright, well, here's a joke.
20:09Good luck to both of you getting back in the dark.
20:15If I'm made of atoms,
20:17and those trees are made of atoms,
20:19then...
20:21I am...
20:22that tree.
20:25Whoa.
20:26And I'm these chips.
20:28Yeah.
20:31You're eating...
20:32yourself.
20:33still.
20:47Everybody listen!
20:48The liquid death cans are killing people!
20:54No, no, they killed Kate!
20:55And I'm pretty sure they got Nancy, too!
20:59Okay.
21:00Tommy!
21:02Whoa!
21:03Oh my God.
21:08They're all loose.
21:09Run!
21:39Oh, fuck. What the fuck?
22:09Where's Hal? Who cares about Hal? Where are we? Stop. I think I hear something.
22:30Quick! You okay? Where is it? What? My fucking hatchet!
22:43Oh, fuck!
22:54Brad!
23:04Brad, watch out!
23:06Move it off me!
23:17I can't! It's too heavy!
23:23We're coming!
23:28You gotta cut it off!
23:31Get my hatchet!
23:37Hurry!
23:49Do it!
23:51Do it or I die!
23:57Stop now!
23:58No!
24:18We're so fucked, man!
24:20No!
24:22Look!
24:24Look!
24:37Look!
24:39Listen, please! Come on! Come on!
24:41Come on!
24:50Are you guys okay?
24:51Do I look okay?
24:53There are a bunch of cans of water out there that are killing people!
24:57Liquid death?
24:59I know.
25:00No!
25:01No!
25:10Thanks.
25:12Yeah.
25:14Now how do we get out of here?
25:16Do you have a vehicle?
25:18It's at the south entrance of the park.
25:20I know where that is.
25:22So, what happened to you?
25:24We bought a case of liquid death at this creepy general store.
25:28Yeah.
25:30That's where we bought ours.
25:32How many cases?
25:35A shitload.
25:37You guys didn't open all of the cases, did you?
25:43Oh, God.
25:44You said, we.
25:48My boyfriend and I got dropped off at the entrance of the park.
25:54The plan was to walk up the trail and get picked up on the other side.
26:00But the cans got him.
26:02So you're single.
26:07Wait, they didn't attack you?
26:09No.
26:11And that got me thinking.
26:13Why?
26:15But then I remembered.
26:17He littered right before he was attacked.
26:24There's something you should see.
26:31I caught this one when I was foraging for food.
26:35I've been studying it.
26:36On the side of the can, it reads, death to plastic.
26:44So I started experimenting.
27:07See, less than 10% of plastic actually gets recycled.
27:16Plastic is not economically viable to recycle.
27:20So recycling facilities simply send it to landfills or ship it across oceans to developing countries.
27:24Aluminum actually gets recycled because it's viable to recycle and can be recycled over and over infinitely.
27:35Okay, that tracks.
27:38The plastic problem has gotten so bad on Earth that the billions of plastic bottles are overflowing into the underworld,
27:48AKA hell, and ruining the delicate demon ecosystem.
27:53So now hell has unleashed these evil cans on Earth to kill plastic pollution and anyone that helps cause it.
28:04Well, that's my theory, anyways.
28:07Wait.
28:09Pretend you had to pitch this idea to a room full of strangers and get them hooked in one sentence.
28:16The cans evil is awakened by people using single-use plastic.
28:21Wait.
28:23You're not one of those marketing fuckboys, are you?
28:27Yeah.
28:29I'm in marketing, but-
28:30Advertising is a disgusting industry full of vapid assholes who only want to make a buck by promoting products that destroy the environment.
28:38Okay, enough environmental psychobabble.
28:41How the hell do we get out of here?
28:43If plastic pollution awakens the cans evil, then by that logic cleaning up the plastic should reverse the evil.
28:51If we clean up the plastic and the cans let us pass, I can get us to your car.
28:56Okay.
28:58We're gonna clean up the woods.
28:59Oh, seriously?
29:00That's fucking lame.
29:01I'm not giving up on Darla.
29:03So pick up a bag and start cleaning.
29:07But we'll need weapons just in case.
29:28It's working.
29:29This way to the trail.
29:30It's working.
29:44This way to the trail.
29:45Take a look.
29:46Tony Michael.
29:47I'm prepared.
29:48Neverất.
29:49I'm prepared.
29:50I'll return the trail to the trail.
29:51Who's that?
30:21Nancy?
30:28Hey, guys!
30:30Nancy!
30:32Fred!
30:33I've never been so happy to see your bitchy face before.
30:36Something's wrong.
30:38She never smiles.
30:41Fred, watch out!
30:44Huh?
30:46Fred!
30:49Oh, my God.
31:04The cans.
31:06They're possessing them.
31:21Run!
31:23Holy shit.
31:38Stay back!
31:40Guys?
31:43Quick?
31:45Hal?
31:46Hal's not here anymore.
31:49Seriously.
31:51Don't make me do this.
31:55That wasn't very nice.
32:10Ah!
32:11Ah!
32:12Ah!
32:13Ah!
32:14Ah!
32:15Ah!
32:16Ah!
32:17Ah!
32:18Ah!
32:19Ah!
32:20Ah!
32:21That wasn't very nice.
32:23Ah!
32:24No.
32:25No!
32:40Ah!
32:42Darla.
32:45The strangest dream.
33:00Let me go!
33:04What do you want from me?
33:06You're marketing magic.
33:19You earth dwellers are hurting our world below with your plastic pollution.
33:24It's really pissing us off.
33:27We want you to help us bring the message death to plastic to the world with your ancient marketing spells.
33:39What? Ancient marketing spells?
33:41We need the masses to become addicted to liquid death to reverse the damage caused by you earth fuckers.
33:49If you conjure your marketing spells, we'll let you live.
33:53If you want to sell a product, first you need consumer insight data, social media targeting, retail slotting fees, focus groups, you need to identify-
34:06What are you talking about?
34:08The marketing plan?
34:10You don't have a spell with which to entrance the masses?
34:15All you have is a marketing plan?
34:19This marketing fuckboy is useless!
34:23Then we'll just have to kill him and possess his small, yet bony man shell. Then do it ourselves.
34:33Agreed. Then we can execute all the nonsensical things he spoke about.
34:38What was that?
34:43I found this tiny glowing wizard in the woods.
34:47It's not a wizard. But whatever it is, it's something Tom wants. Desperately.
35:05Destroy it.
35:06Destroy it.
35:11Proceed.
35:35To be continued.
35:43You're not a mess.
35:45It's a mystery.
35:46You're not a mess.
35:48This is a mystery.
35:49You're right.
35:50It's a mystery.
35:53I know.
35:54I know that a lot of things are called the story.
35:57You're right.
35:59You're right now.
36:00We're right back.
36:02Plasticus ad mortem, Plasticus ad mortem, Plasticus ad mortem, Plasticus ad mortem.
36:24Hey asshole! Give me back my phone.
36:32Ecke will do day and ferries. Et emore productum, onium nostrum, Ipsum fuckboyum.
36:43or
36:53Oh.
37:21Come on.
37:23You gotta help me! I'm lost in the woods! They're trying to kill me!
37:29W-one second.
37:35Darla's getting married?
37:40To Steve?
37:43Are you fucking kidding me?
37:53I'd rather die than live in a world where I lose Darla to fucking Steve.
38:23Time to recycle your soul.
38:37Time to recycle your soul.
38:39Music
38:43Music
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39:19Your money's no good here.
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