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00:00looking good junior hey you ready to take down bar harbor on saturday that's the plan oh yeah
00:20all right well let's see how the mosquito star player could do against the hall of famer come
00:25on okay hey bud hey you pitched a great game last week man i love cheering you on buddy keep it up
00:32all right i used to pitch for the skeets back in the day young gun you know i don't know if you've
00:37ever heard i was known far and wide for the milo hilo you think you can handle that pitch bring it
00:43on
00:50oh no
00:59oh no
01:12good morning guys
01:22so listen i feel like i just um i have to get really real with you guys like no gimmicks
01:30no puns just like me and you talking so here's the thing my mom has been dating this loser
01:39i call him dumb dumb for like six months now and last night at dinner she tells me that he's moving
01:47in like past the potatoes you have a new dad so i made the decision to move out and i am not talking
01:57with her right now which is why i appreciate this community now more than ever what god's name are
02:03you doing here i have a new show coffee with elaine unfiltered no sugar great i'm sure it'll be a big
02:10hit no i mean why are you here sleeping on my sofa i moved out of my house yeah well move back in
02:15i already have one unwanted house guest i don't need another
02:18do you guys remember when i was telling you about my amazing boss who's almost like a father figure
02:27well he died
02:30so now i'm stuck with this guy
02:33morning
02:49don't let the dog
02:51good morning sarah
02:54you should really name that dog i'm not giving him a name and i'm not giving him a home
02:58what's going on here oh clearly i have a trespasser call the police why are you here
03:04oh i cut my finger on a rusty old lobster trap want to see yeah no elaine will take care of it
03:09uh i should give you a tetanus shot though that eddie mccroy he's been getting into my lobstering
03:14territory again so i've had to start cutting off his boys you're still feuding with him when will
03:22this madness end when he's dead i'm gonna knock him out and then i'm gonna stuff him in an old rusty
03:28lobster trap and then i'm gonna throw him overboard i should give you a rainy shot too you're foaming
03:33at the mouth
03:33i don't know what do you what do you think i mean is it is it cute or does does it look like i'm trying
03:43too hard i think it's adorable really yeah i mean maybe you look better belted luisa i know
03:49we're the gays but it's time you knew the truth we don't know anything about fashion
03:54um speak for yourself 20 years ago when i was you know who's private chef designers stylists were
04:00coming in and out and one night i was making dinner it's killing you isn't it yes never sign an
04:06nta it's a prison you would never be free from don't you have any female friends you can talk fashion
04:11with well i mean there's nicole um she moved to missoula and corinne but then she had the twins
04:18so and then i guess mark just kind of became my my whole world well i don't know zip about fashion
04:24but i do know that women need female friends if for no other reason so we can bitch about all the
04:30stupid ignorant amateur and sensitive stuff that men do present company excluded
04:36but isn't it a little weird i mean how am i supposed to go about finding a best friend at my age
04:42i don't know maybe at the victory party when we celebrate our win against bar harbor
04:48victory is within our ground
04:58eddie mccroy what are you doing here why don't you in your hat go back to bar harbor where you belong
05:10i can set my traps anywhere i want how about you shut your trap and get the hell out of here okay okay
05:16okay let's all calm down and maybe save this enthusiasm or the baseball diamond fine fine
05:22go mosquitoes and get this pecker out of here it's woodpecker and you know that
05:27this is bad i'll handle the diagnosis thank you elene i messed up doc juniors the skeeter star
05:37player strongest arm biggest bat but i should have known that the milo hilo could still defeat the
05:43best this is the first time in over a decade we even had a shot at beating bar harbor yeah if it's
05:47all right with the greek chorus i'd like to talk to the patient what did he call this just means shut
05:51up okay it's not serious is it i don't know it could be a muscle strain a pinched nerve or the
05:57sign of a more serious problem junior is there someone elene should call i already called my dad
06:02oh i'm a dead man what happened what's going on with my son this is your son yeah he's glendon jr
06:09what happened i was putting in extra time at batting practice like we talked about and then mark
06:14came it wasn't my fault it was the damn milo hilo i hurt my back but i'm fine that should be good
06:19other than you okay you better be you know i was the star pitcher for the skeets back in my day
06:25do you know how proud it makes me that junior here is our best chance of beating bar harbor
06:29in 12 years this kid is already famous around here you hear that come on champ let's get you into
06:35an ice bath just so you know champ may have a herniated disc or something else that could lead
06:40to further injury we should really just what happened oh my arm what what did you do to my son
06:49oh
06:59It looks like you broke his forearm.
07:16It looks like you broke his forearm.
07:18Unbelievable.
07:19You've ruined everything.
07:20The game coming up, college scholarships.
07:22It just doesn't make any sense his arm broke that easily.
07:25I need to do some x-rays to further assess.
07:27Oh, you've done enough.
07:28I'm taking my son to Bar Harbor Hospital.
07:31And you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
07:34What?
07:38I'm loving that now this is all your fault.
07:41It's not my fault.
07:43Get out.
07:46It's just like a huge, like a huge weight off my shoulders.
07:54Hey, I'm sorry about the fight with your mom,
07:57but I like your new show.
08:01Trying to be real.
08:03Because everything else I was doing online
08:05was just to get, like, likes and views.
08:07But being real?
08:09It's, like, huge right now.
08:11I think it's a great idea.
08:12And people will fall in love with you.
08:14Just for being you.
08:15Um, Jeannie?
08:34Hmm?
08:35What do you think about this?
08:37I mean, is it cute or is it trying too hard?
08:41Super cute, but it needs a belt.
08:43Oh, my God.
08:44I was wondering that.
08:45Yeah, otherwise it's kind of giving off.
08:47I woke up at a boy's house and I put on a shirt
08:49because I drank too much and I slept in my dress vibes.
08:52That's not what I was going for.
08:54Yeah, I didn't think so.
08:55But with a belt.
08:56Oh.
08:57Your belt.
08:58Yeah.
08:59Yeah.
08:59Okay.
09:00It's fun.
09:01Wow.
09:02What do you like?
09:04I'm going to just tuck that.
09:05Oh, yes.
09:07Okay, yeah, no, give me a pose.
09:09Louisa, yeah, yeah, Vogue.
09:13I love that.
09:14Mm-hmm.
09:15Oh, my God, I love it.
09:18Anytime.
09:20It's so nice to talk to another woman.
09:24You know, all that time with Mark,
09:25I just forgot how important female friendships are.
09:27Eh, they're not that great.
09:29Totally.
09:29Like, what?
09:30Isn't it all about finding a man?
09:32Your biological clock doesn't care about sipping Cosmos
09:34and talking about shoes.
09:35You know what I mean?
09:37Oh, but...
09:38Oh, you're serious.
09:38Of course.
09:39The last thing I want is to end up single
09:41with dried up old eggs and my good years behind me.
09:45No offense.
09:46Oh, me?
09:47Okay.
09:48Yeah.
09:51Elaine, can you find me Junior's file?
09:54I'm working.
09:56Yes, for me.
09:58Hey, he's too young for osteoporosis.
10:03Maybe he already had a hairline fracture,
10:06something genetic.
10:12Elaine, why can't I find any records before 2020?
10:16Is there a separate drive?
10:18Were some of the files not digitized?
10:19Elaine?
10:21Elaine?
10:21Elaine?
10:22Elaine?
10:27Elaine?
10:28Elaine?
10:29Welcome back to coffee with Elaine.
10:34Unfiltered, no sugar.
10:36Mmm.
10:37Since moving out, I've felt super alone.
10:40But we all feel alone sometimes, right?
10:42I would love to feel alone.
10:43Have you found another place to stay?
10:44Mmm.
10:45I mean, I've always been different.
10:47I have this rare thing where my heart is on the wrong side.
10:50It's on the right, not the left.
10:52And I can't eat tomatoes because they gross me out.
10:56Wait, are you a twin?
10:57What does that have to do with tomatoes?
10:59Well, I assure you nothing,
11:00but citizen vertus organ reversal
11:02is most common among identical twins.
11:04I'm not a twin.
11:06I don't think.
11:08Well, wait, how would I know?
11:10I was just a fetus.
11:12Am I a twin?
11:13Well, one twin can develop with reversed organs
11:17due to a later-than-usual embryonic split, so...
11:19Why would my mother never mention that?
11:22But did you have to give up one twin for adoption
11:25because she couldn't afford to raise us both?
11:27Oh, my God.
11:28No wonder she's always resented me.
11:29She thinks that she chose the wrong twin.
11:31Could my twin just, like, be out there somewhere?
11:33And if so, does she have an extra bedroom?
11:34Doc, could you try to find my mom's files
11:36from the day that I was born?
11:37Sure. Anything else? Coffee?
11:39No, I have.
11:41The only thing worse than having you as an assistant
11:43would be having two of you as assistants.
11:45Now, I need you to find me Glendon Jr.'s file
11:47and his family's files. Thank you.
11:49In the meantime, if you know someone who looks like me
11:56but is not me, please put that in the comments.
12:01Well, that stinks.
12:05Now that Junior's injured, I guess there goes the championship.
12:09Oh, that pasta salad did not hit the spot.
12:13Well, we made the playoffs.
12:15That's still a huge accomplishment.
12:16Same for the kids, Louisa. I needed a win.
12:20That was my pasta salad, by the way.
12:23You made it?
12:24Yes, I did.
12:25And I brought it as my lunch.
12:28So I guess Mark did the cooking
12:29when you two were together?
12:32Yeah.
12:35Oh, my God.
12:36What?
12:37Someone must have left this in the printer.
12:38Oh, that's not interesting.
12:40It's for Principal Holloway from the county school board.
12:43They might have to shut the school down.
12:45Budget cuts.
12:46Well, maybe it's for the best.
12:48How is this for the best?
12:50I'm wasting my youth here.
12:52None of the kids' dads are even hot.
12:54Okay, what about the kids?
12:55We have to do something.
12:57No, it's not so great for the kids.
13:02This is her.
13:03This has to be her.
13:04She looks just like me.
13:05That is you.
13:06That's your Facebook page.
13:07Who's next?
13:07I am.
13:08Because of you, I need something for depression.
13:11That Skeets victory was all I had to live for.
13:14Yeah.
13:15Rooting for the Skeets was one of the only things Frida and I had in common.
13:18We got engaged to the Skeets game.
13:20You've killed baseball and you've killed our marriage.
13:22What's the medical reason you're here?
13:23Arnold needs his hearing checked.
13:25Frida's yelling broke my eardrums.
13:28That's not true.
13:29That's not true!
13:31You're right.
13:31It's not.
13:31My hearing's fine.
13:32I've just stopped listening to you.
13:34Oh, yeah, I know that.
13:35Are you up?
13:35What is this?
13:36It's a prescription for a divorce.
13:37Dr. Collins, you're up next.
13:39Hey, Doc.
13:40Hey, everybody.
13:41Hey.
13:41Brought you some donuts from the Salty Breeze because, you know, we're buds.
13:45Yeah, that's not how I would characterize it.
13:47Oh, and because I really, really like you and respect you.
13:50Are you proposing or is there a point here?
13:52You see, um, Glendon.
13:56Glendon.
13:56Oh, you mean the father whose son may have brittle bones, but who cares as long as the
14:00Skeets went on Saturday?
14:02Yeah, about that.
14:03Oh, can I speak to you privately?
14:05I don't have time, Mark.
14:06I think you do.
14:07I really don't.
14:08No.
14:09I really think you do.
14:10Mark, I'm really not enjoying this.
14:13Okay.
14:14Okay.
14:14Okay.
14:17Are you Martin Best?
14:18Yes.
14:19Do you reside at 3 Main Street?
14:21What is this?
14:24Okay.
14:25I'm just doing my job.
14:26I'm really sorry, man.
14:27You've been served.
14:28Glendon is suing you for malpractice.
14:30Ha.
14:38Malpractice?
14:39You did break a boy's arm.
14:40I didn't break his arm.
14:42He had some kind of pre-existing condition.
14:44He sure did.
14:44He used to be a good baseball player.
14:46It's not amusing.
14:48I mean, this lawsuit is as ridiculous
14:50as having a mosquito as your mascot.
14:52Whoa, come on now.
14:53Let's not say things we're going to regret.
14:55I am not the reason Junior broke his arm.
14:57If I could just examine him,
14:59see a family medical history,
15:01or look at an x-ray,
15:02I could figure out why it happened.
15:04Exactly.
15:04I know.
15:05I believe you, Doc.
15:06You're a good man.
15:07But I'll still lower her up.
15:09I don't know.
15:39I don't know.
15:44Hello?
15:45The two of us can't sleep with you making all of that noise.
15:48Neither you nor the dog who shall not be named should be sleeping in my house.
15:52We're not sleeping at your house because you're making too much racket.
15:55That's what I'm saying.
15:56Yeah, I think I know what you're saying.
15:58Anyway, why do I even bother?
16:03This kid either had a pre-existing fracture or he has brittle bones.
16:07In which case, something is causing that condition.
16:10Something that should be addressed medically and a clue might be in his records, right?
16:14You'd think it'd be in his records, but Dr. Reese, right?
16:17Unfortunately, Dr. Reese, who everyone loved, didn't bother to digitize all his files before he died.
16:22This town is a nightmare.
16:25Yeah, it kind of can be.
16:28In some ways, I'm glad my twin sister got out.
16:30Mm.
16:32Thank you for seeing me.
16:47I hope you're here to cheer me up.
16:49Well, I know.
16:50It's not good news.
16:51You are telling me 234 days straight, I'm the world king.
16:58And I forget to play one day.
17:00One day.
17:01And streak over?
17:02I mean, it just slipped my mind.
17:05How could it just slip my mind?
17:07Well, maybe.
17:08You were preoccupied by the idea that our school might close.
17:12No.
17:13No.
17:14No.
17:15No.
17:16But you know what?
17:17That's depressing, too.
17:18I really loved being the principal here.
17:21Loved?
17:22Well, it's just over.
17:25I mean, we aren't gonna fight this.
17:28I think losing our star player is a sign that we just, we can't compete.
17:32I mean, you know, this is how it goes with small schools.
17:35Had a good run.
17:37Don't you care what happens to our students?
17:39I know what'll happen to them.
17:41They'll all get bussed to Bar Harbor.
17:43And although it's a bit of a commute, you know, at least they'll have the opportunity
17:47to experience victory for a change.
17:56What's that long face about?
17:58Oh, it's nothing.
18:00What happened to you?
18:01Oh, nothing.
18:02Eddie McCroy cut some of my traps loose, so I had to punch out some windows on his boat.
18:06You punched out glass windows?
18:08No, dammit.
18:09It was too strong.
18:10Look at this.
18:11Did I break these fingers?
18:12Hey!
18:13Let me see.
18:14Hey!
18:15Aw, what did you do now?
18:16I may have inquired about some records.
18:19You went to Bar Harbor and tried to access my son's x-rays?
18:22You have some nerve.
18:24And sir, inside.
18:26And missus?
18:27Now, you know what's nervy?
18:28You're suing the only doctor who seems concerned about your son's brittle bones.
18:36You sure you want to talk to me that way?
18:37I don't want to talk to you at all.
18:39No problem, that's what we have lawyers for.
18:40Good luck proving your case.
18:41Yeah, I don't need luck.
18:42I know someone who knows someone at Boston Memorial Hospital.
18:47Are you suing them too?
18:48I know you had some kind of meltdown, and that's why you're not a surgeon anymore.
18:52I can't wait to tell that to a judge.
18:55And everyone else in town.
18:57Have at it.
18:58I'm not scared of you, or any nonsense you think you know.
19:01Let's try, Eeyore.
19:04That may fool some people around here, but not me.
19:08Why…
19:15Ow!
19:21Ow.
19:24Ow…
19:28Ow…
19:31Ow.
19:32Ow.
19:33Ow…
19:35Ow…
19:37Since we don't have anyone scheduled for an hour, I might go talk to my mom.
19:53That's fine. I have business to take care of at the school.
19:55The thing is, these past few days living with somebody so sad and lonely has made me realize how important family is.
20:05Especially when you're old. So, even though I said I would never talk to my mom again, I think that it is important that I put my anger aside and find out what happened to my beloved twin sister.
20:29Elaine! Oh, I was so happy to see you. Did I have an identical twin?
20:35Yes. You gave her up for adoption?
20:39No!
20:40Okay, so could she still be out there somewhere? What, did you put her in a basket outside of a firehouse or something?
20:44No, no, no, no. Is she dead?
20:47Well, so what happened to her?
20:50You ate her.
20:52What?
20:53You know, you absorbed her.
20:55It was in utero. It was very early on. I didn't want to tell you because I know how you can overreact sometimes.
21:01Overreact?
21:04Great, so I'm a sister-eating cannibal.
21:07For me to live, somebody had to die?
21:09This is why I go around always feeling like something is missing?
21:12I have a big hole in my heart?
21:14I think what you're describing is a human condition, but continue.
21:18So what else haven't you told me?
21:19Nothing.
21:21Except, I miss you.
21:24I want you to move back home.
21:26Well, I bet. I'm the only child you have left.
21:29Honey, I know there's plenty of room for all of us back at the house.
21:32I was hoping that you'd warm up to the idea of...
21:35Dumb-dumb.
21:37I wish you wouldn't call him that.
21:38Why would you prefer that I call him?
21:40Well, stepdad?
21:43What?
21:44He asked me to marry him.
21:45What?
21:46Don't overreact.
21:47We'll be one to get married next week.
21:49Next week?
21:50Oh my god, please tell me that he's dying and you're granting him his last request.
21:53Or is there some kind of blackmail situation that's going on?
21:56Or have you just lost your mind?
21:58Honey, I love him and I don't want to wait one other second, but I would really like your blessing.
22:03My God.
22:06Not possible.
22:09We went through such a tough time together.
22:12You and I.
22:14But it's been six years now.
22:17I was hoping that you would at least understand.
22:19I was hoping I had a twin sister, but I ate her, so we can't have everything.
22:25Do you bruise easily?
22:42Why?
22:43Are you going to punch me in the face now?
22:44Yes or no?
22:45No.
22:46Any breathing issues?
22:47No.
22:48Not that I know.
22:49Open your eyes.
22:49Why?
22:50Oh, Dr. Best?
22:52Dr. Best?
22:53Look up.
22:53What are you doing?
22:54Checking for blue sclera.
22:56You see here?
22:56No bluish tint.
22:57That means we know it's probably not osteogenesis imperfecta.
23:00Okay, but I don't think it's appropriate for you to be examining a student without his parent present.
23:03Yeah, dude, you're a creep.
23:04Yeah.
23:05Well, I wouldn't have to if your parent were a little more helpful.
23:08I just, I need to know what happened, okay?
23:13I, I'm being sued for malpractice, right?
23:15This kid's health is on the line.
23:16I'm the only one in town who seems to care.
23:18Okay, I, I get it.
23:20I, I do.
23:21I, I just found out that this school might be closing due to lack of funding.
23:26I'm not surprised.
23:27I mean, it's economics.
23:29I mean, school serves too few students.
23:31It's not financially feasible.
23:32But also, I might lose my job.
23:35I mean, this is the only job that I ever wanted, and basically the only real job I ever had.
23:41Does no one understand that?
23:43I mean, I thought, I thought maybe because of the malpractice suit, you, you could relate?
23:46I'm not losing my job.
23:48I'll prove I was right.
23:49You just watch me.
23:50What?
23:50Let me guess, that's Eddie McCroy's truck.
24:04Yeah?
24:04You want me to get Glendon for you?
24:06No.
24:07Go home.
24:08Well, look, it's Dr. Downer.
24:23Everybody lock your doors tonight.
24:25You already broke an arm.
24:26God knows what I'll do next.
24:27Gosh.
24:27The usual garden salad with chicken to go.
24:30Emphasis on the to-go part.
24:32I think everyone here would like you to-go as well.
24:35Hey, come on.
24:36Yeah.
24:38I have no idea why he's laughing that hard.
24:40Well, can you tell me about Glendon Ross Jr.?
24:42Does he eat here?
24:42What does he like to order?
24:43You want to bring him something as an apology?
24:46That's not going to heal his arm before Saturday.
24:49I have nothing to apologize for.
24:51I just need any reason.
24:53Don't worry, Doc, because we'll all calm down after the game.
24:56Hey, look, you never know.
24:58The team could still win without Jr.
25:00Bye-bye.
25:02For God's sakes, people, okay?
25:04This is not the World Series.
25:05This is a high school baseball game.
25:07You heard me.
25:10It's our World Series, Doc.
25:12These people went to Port One Day School from kindergarten through 12th.
25:15We're all mosquitoes at heart.
25:17And we've all waited 12 years to beat those snooty Bar Harbor Peckers.
25:24Go team, Mr. Warpeckers.
25:26Yeah.
25:26How long does it take to make a salad?
25:28Oh, Melissa.
25:31Coming right up.
25:32Through broken lights and bridges burned.
25:51I guess I have some lessons learned.
26:02My only thought was just to run.
26:12To run.
26:14And I forgot where I was from.
26:22Since my eyes were closed and I love you.
26:36Hi, friends.
26:38Guess what?
26:38Not only is my mother engaged to dum-dum, I ate my twin sister.
26:48It's right here.
26:49Went down to the basement.
26:50It's right here in the files.
26:52What?
26:52There are paper files in the basement?
26:54It's called vanishing twin syndrome.
26:57It's a really nice way of saying I ate my sister.
27:00Elaine, why didn't you tell me?
27:02It's so dirty down there, I honestly think I just blocked it out.
27:05But now that it's about something important.
27:07But now that it's important, you mean it's saving my rep-
27:09I don't even know why I bothered.
27:12Oh, but watch out for that!
27:14Oh!
27:17One step.
27:18Guess what?
27:44Glennon Jr. only has one kidney.
27:46Well, don't let him near me.
27:47I might try to eat the other one.
27:49The kidneys regulate calcium, vitamin D, and phosphorus levels.
27:52With only one, that might have something to do with why his arm broke so easily.
27:55Now I just need to see Jr. and ask him some questions.
28:00Why is he giving me this?
28:03Hey, Doc!
28:04I call him bearing lattes.
28:05Uh, Lane, can I have mine?
28:06I, uh, don't drink foam.
28:08Yeah, give me.
28:10Better latte than never.
28:11Ha ha!
28:12Oh.
28:13The bar for humor in this town is very low.
28:15Uh, anyway, Doc, I know that we're buds and all.
28:17This again.
28:17And I really like and respect you.
28:19Wait, what, what's going on?
28:21I'm really sorry, man.
28:21Are you Dr. Martin Best?
28:23You already served me papers.
28:25These are new papers.
28:25This is a restraining order.
28:27What?
28:27I'm really sorry, man.
28:28You're not allowed to contact Glennon Ross Jr. at school.
28:31You're not allowed to contact Glennon Ross Jr. at home.
28:33You're not allowed to contact anyone in the Ross family or be within 300 feet of them.
28:36Are you kidding me?
28:38A restraining order?
28:39I'm just trying to figure out what's wrong with his son.
28:41I'm really sorry, man.
28:41You want to go, like, shoot, like, darts or something?
28:43No, I don't want to go shoot darts.
28:44I don't ever want to see you again.
28:46You mean, like, in this capacity, though, right?
28:48Like, serving you papers, right?
28:51Sure.
28:52It's Louisa.
28:53She said it's an emergency.
28:54She needs to talk right away.
28:55Really?
28:57Oh.
28:58It's for you.
28:59Good.
28:59I should go.
29:02It's Junior.
29:03He's in excruciating pain.
29:04Can you please come to the school and see him?
29:06I would love to come see Junior, but his father just took out a restraining order against him.
29:09I don't want to hear excuses.
29:10He's in terrible pain.
29:11You're just five minutes away, so find a way.
29:19There he is.
29:20Yeah.
29:22Okay.
29:22Okay.
29:22Okay.
29:23Oh, oh, oh, oh.
29:24Oh, gosh.
29:25Okay.
29:26Are you okay?
29:27Yeah, yeah, okay.
29:33Here.
29:37Mom, he's having these horrible waves of stabbing pain.
29:41Scale of one to ten, how bad is the pain?
29:44Eleven.
29:47Just a...
29:48Oh, God.
29:53I think you might have a kidney stone.
29:54Which needs to be broken up sooner than later since you only have one kidney.
29:57A fact you could have mentioned, but hey, here we are.
30:00Louisa, will you call the paramedics?
30:02Yeah, of course.
30:04That explains the back pain.
30:05What does a kidney stone have to do with brittle bones?
30:08Should I know?
30:09Unless you're not processing protein, then you would have to be overdosing it.
30:15Are you consuming an excessive protein?
30:17Well, I do try to bulk up during the season.
30:19With what?
30:20Whole buffaloes?
30:22In there.
30:24Thank you so much.
30:26All right.
30:27Ambulance is on its way.
30:31How much protein powder have you been taking?
30:33I don't know.
30:33Like one of those a week.
30:35This should last you for a month.
30:37How long have you been abusing this stuff?
30:38I wouldn't call it abusing.
30:39It's protein powder.
30:40Yeah, well, you're one kid and he disagrees.
30:42I started sophomore year.
30:44But like I said, I ramp it up during baseball season.
30:46I needed to bulk up for playoffs.
30:47Yeah, well, you can forget about the playoffs.
30:49Okay?
30:49You shouldn't be doing anything physical or strenuous right now.
30:51You can break like a twig.
30:53You need to rest, stop taking the protein powder, and get your bone health back.
30:56Then I need to tell my dad.
30:58Well, of course you need to tell your dad.
31:00Then it might sound like it's my fault.
31:01It is your fault.
31:02Well, he can't know that.
31:04He was really excited about playoffs at the championship.
31:07He is suing me for malpractice.
31:08I could lose my job.
31:09The town could lose its doctor.
31:10It's awful, isn't it?
31:11The future being so insecure, not knowing if you're going to keep your job.
31:19What about the restraining order?
31:22And you're not even supposed to be near me, right?
31:25I could have you arrested for even being here.
31:29I just want to get this straight.
31:30Are you threatening me after I climbed through a window to help you?
31:36Yes.
31:37I thought so.
31:39You should go.
31:39Yes.
31:40I can imagine it's difficult.
32:00With the school possibly closing.
32:02And Junior, don't worry.
32:04For the simple sound wave procedure to break up the stone, you should be as good as new.
32:06Get it.
32:07Go.
32:07Go.
32:08Come on.
32:09No, fine.
32:10Okay.
32:13My God.
32:18What have you done now?
32:19Nothing.
32:21Couldn't find any dynamite.
32:23What?
32:24We are not a family of criminals.
32:26I'm kidding.
32:27You're the one with the restraining order and a lawsuit against you.
32:30Are you doing okay?
32:32I'm fine.
32:32I mean, I might lose my job because of that blustering, egomaniacal asshat.
32:36It's insanity.
32:38Oh, wait a minute.
32:39Does that mean that you actually want to keep your job here?
32:43Of course.
32:44You want to continue to practice medicine here in Port Wynn?
32:48You like it here?
32:49That's not what I said.
32:51Oh.
32:51That's not what I said.
32:52Oh, come on.
32:53Yeah, admit it.
32:54Admit it.
32:55You're starting to be happy here.
32:57Nope.
32:57Not what I said.
32:58It's the principal.
32:59Release me, please.
33:00All right.
33:01How about this?
33:01How about I take out your rival and you take out mine?
33:05Mm.
33:05This has been constructive.
33:07Look, if you want to keep your job, you want to save your career, you're going to have to stand up to this asshat.
33:12Come on!
33:14Put up a fight.
33:15Like me.
33:16The dynamite.
33:17Well, could look fine in any.
33:20I looked everywhere.
33:27Go Skeets!
33:28Go Skeets.
33:30What's the matter?
33:31Nothing.
33:32Just who knows how many zzz we'll have left.
33:34The future is promised to no one.
33:37Ah!
33:38God, that's your blood.
33:40Uh, what's going on?
33:42Okay, look, don't tell anyone, but the school might be closing due to lack of funding.
33:47What?
33:48Poor one day school?
33:50That's all of our childhoods.
33:52There's like 20 million memories in there.
33:54Exactly.
33:55Yes, are you okay?
33:56Poor one day is like your whole life.
33:59Finally someone gets it.
34:01I mean, look, school is never my thing, but everybody knows that you're like the best teacher ever.
34:06Jersey, people don't shut up about that.
34:10Oh!
34:10Oh!
34:13Wait, I know that you're looking for a place to live.
34:16You've seen my show?
34:18It's in pieces.
34:19You know, I was thinking about renting out my spare room.
34:23Do you want to be my roommate?
34:25Are you serious?
34:26Yes!
34:31You'll be like the sister I never ate.
34:33Huh?
34:39Yay!
34:40Yay!
34:40Yay!
34:41Yay!
34:41Yay!
34:41Yay!
34:42Yay!
34:43Yay!
34:44Yay!
34:45Yay!
34:46Yay!
34:47Yay!
34:48Wooo!
35:02Let's go, Paul!
35:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no, get out of here, come on, you know, you know, this is killing
35:27me, but you've got to remain 300 feet away from anybody in the Ross family.
35:30Sit down, Dr. Downer.
35:31We might actually win this game.
35:33Yeah, hey, can you believe it?
35:34I think this is the most exciting game we've ever had in Mosquito history.
35:38Ow.
35:38Wow, we really got to rethink the team name.
35:40These things are bastards.
35:41Anyhow, we're down to run in the seventh, right?
35:44Paul Parks gets up there, hits an amazing single, slides into first, twists his ankle, so we
35:48just sent out a pinch runner.
35:52What's he doing in the game?
35:53Because he's our fastest runner, Doc.
35:55Don't worry, he could break every bone in his body.
35:56Let's go, Junior!
35:58Come on, Junior!
35:58Let's go, Junior!
35:59Come on, Junior!
36:00Let's go, Junior!
36:02Let's go, Junior!
36:03Let's go, Junior!
36:15Let's go, Junior!
36:17Still second!
36:19Let's go, Junior!
36:22Let's go, Junior!
36:25Hi, there you are.
36:26Oh, my God.
36:27Come on.
36:27Stryker!
36:31He looked outside to me, he looked outside.
36:35Okay, we got it, we got it.
36:49Stryker!
36:57Come on!
36:59Come on!
37:01Come on!
37:03Come on!
37:09Come on!
37:11Come on!
37:13Come on!
37:15Go, Junior!
37:17Okay!
37:19Let's go, Chief!
37:21Move!
37:23Move!
37:25Move!
37:27Set him up!
37:29Set him up!
37:31Set him up all the way up!
37:39Come on, boys!
37:41We're gonna make it!
37:43Come on!
37:45Come on!
37:47Come on!
37:49Come on!
37:51No!
37:53No!
37:55No!
37:57No!
38:03No!
38:05Slide!
38:07He's going home!
38:09Slide home, Junior!
38:11Slide home!
38:13No!
38:15No!
38:17No!
38:18No!
38:19No!
38:20No!
38:21No!
38:22No!
38:23No!
38:24No!
38:25No!
38:26No!
38:27No!
38:28No!
38:29No!
38:30No!
38:31No!
38:32What's happening?
38:33What's going on?
38:34What the hell's wrong with you?
38:35Why would you do that?
38:36Forget about the lawsuit.
38:37You're going to jail.
38:38Dad, stop!
38:39He did it for me.
38:40He's the reason he got hurt in the first place.
38:42No, I am.
38:43I took too much protein powder and it made my bones brittle.
38:48Why would you do something so stupid?
38:50Because I want to make you proud of me.
38:53Doc Martin was just trying to protect me.
38:56Hey, you heard that everybody?
38:58Doc B is a hero!
39:00Time!
39:01Time!
39:02Poor Wen is disqualified for fan interference!
39:05Boo!
39:06Boo!
39:07Boo!
39:08Boo!
39:09Boo!
39:10I spoke too soon.
39:11Doc, you should snake out the back.
39:19Yes, I'm sure.
39:23I talked to my lawyers.
39:24That sounds expensive.
39:25What now?
39:26Dropping the lawsuit.
39:29Thank you for figuring out what was wrong with my son.
39:32Well, no help from you.
39:33Will you let me finish before I change my mind?
39:36What I'm trying to say is,
39:38I won't tell anybody about Boston.
39:41There's nothing to tell.
39:44Well, there's plenty to tell.
39:46But I'm not telling anyone.
39:49For now.
39:53All right, champ.
39:54Be careful.
39:55He's a bag of bones.
39:57Hey.
39:58Good job out there.
40:00Oh!
40:01You will never beat us!
40:02Never, never, never, never!
40:03I'll beat you with my bare hands, but I don't touch trash.
40:04Oh, who you calling trash?
40:05You.
40:06You smell like an old rotten herring.
40:07You, you, you slime your sock.
40:08You say that again.
40:09You slime your sock!
40:10Happens every year.
40:11Every year?
40:12Mm-hmm.
40:13Mm-hmm.
40:14Mm-hmm.
40:15Go Skeets.
40:16Go, Skeets.
40:17Ha-ha.
40:18You, you, you slime your sock!
40:19You, you, you slime your sock!
40:20You say that again.
40:21You slime your sock!
40:23Mm-hmm.
40:29Happens every year.
40:30Every year?
40:31Mm-hmm.
40:33How's it going?
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