00:00I don't think so, father.
00:02At least give him a chance
00:04You frigid pretentious asshole
00:06I would rather die than marry
00:08Lexi Ember
00:14I swap bodies like me
00:18I'm shoving a tampon up my
00:20Yeah, you mean mine.
00:22So Nick
00:24Let's hear your plan for next quarter
00:26Okay
00:28You look pretty every time I see you
00:32This is what Lexi has to go through at work
00:34We'll figure out a way to swap after
00:36How? How? How?
00:38You're gonna go through obstacles and
00:40How's that it go?
00:46If you touch her again you'll regret it for the rest of your life
00:48I don't want to risk it
00:50I'm willing to risk it
00:58Miss Ember? This way please
01:04Okay
01:06Nope, not today.
01:08Come on sweetie let's just talk
01:12What is there to talk about?
01:16What is there to talk about?
01:18I'm not marrying Nick Rivers
01:20He's a frigid pretentious asshole
01:26Arranged marriage with Lexi Ember
01:28I don't think so, father.
01:30Well her family's tech company is blooming
01:32Together we can roll
01:34She's a rich party girl who probably can't even read
01:36All he does is read
01:38At June's party he literally sat there and read a book
01:40While we played beer pong
01:42She got so drunk playing beer pong
01:44That she lit the carpet on fire
01:46Just give her a chance, Nick.
01:48At least give him a chance
01:50We've made a reservation for brunch for you
01:52Excusez-moi
01:53But am I not speaking English?
01:54I'm gonna say this one last time
01:58Like I said
02:00I would rather die than marry Plexi Ember
02:10Challenge accepted
02:18At least she looks good in that dress
02:22Thanks for joining Lexi
02:26Nineteen minutes late
02:28Gurley doesn't just wake up like this you know
02:30At least he looks good in that suit
02:32Yeah you're supposed to let the wine breathe
02:34And don't gulp it
02:38Order
02:40Jesus Christ
02:41Don't mansplain me on how to drink my Merlot Nick
02:43I need something a lot stronger if I'm gonna be stuck here with you
02:46Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
02:47Again Ricky please
02:48Wait that's your go-to drink too?
02:54Yeah ever since I finished reading The Great Gatsby
03:00You've read F. Scott Fitzgerald
03:02Yeah, I read F. Scooter.
03:04F. Scott Fitzgerald
03:08What?
03:09Okay
03:10I'll be right back
03:12Okay
03:13Okay
03:22Lexi?
03:24Lexi?
03:26That was you?
03:28What is my psycho ex-boyfriend doing here?
03:30Who's your uh
03:31Who's your new mantor?
03:32Who?
03:33Really?
03:34Lexi?
03:35What?
03:36You're out and about with a new dude after you left me last month out of nowhere?
03:37I caught you in bed with your secretary
03:38Oh God
03:40You're cheating asshole
03:43Oh it's not my fault you don't like to give it up
03:44You don't like to give it up
03:45Mm-hmm
03:46A man has knees Lexi
03:47Oh but I'm saving myself from marriage
03:48What are you born in the fucking 1900s?
03:49You're a fucking prove
03:50At least I'm not a cheating asshole
03:51With no heart
03:52What the fuck do you think they're talking to, huh?
03:53Do you know who I am?
03:54Do you know who I am?
03:55Oh God
03:56You're cheating asshole
03:57Oh it's not my fault you don't like to give it up
04:00Mm-hmm
04:01A man has knees Lexi
04:03Oh but I'm saving myself from marriage
04:06What are you born in the fucking 1900s?
04:08You're a fucking prove
04:09At least I'm not a cheating asshole
04:11With no heart
04:14What the fuck do you think they're talking to, huh?
04:19Do you know who I am?
04:21You're fucking worthless without me
04:22You are nothing Lexi
04:24Nothing without me
04:25You know that?
04:26Do you want that Lexi?
04:27Huh?
04:28You know that?
04:29Hey!
04:30You don't ever put your hands on her
04:31Do you hear me?
04:34You stay the fuck away from this
04:38Let me go
04:39I'll break your arm
04:41Can you hear me?
04:44Just let me go
04:49We should do this again soon
04:54I'll see you later, Lexi.
04:58Lexi
05:12That's the man
05:13That you were dating less than a month ago
05:15I'm still working on it
05:16I'm-
05:17I'm trying to move past my mistakes
05:19Right, Nick?
05:20You're still
05:21The same
05:22Naive
05:23Reckless
05:24Spoiled princess
05:25Who doesn't know how to be alone in this world
05:28You know what?
05:29Fine!
05:30Think what you want, okay?
05:31At least I'm not a self-righteous asshole like you
05:34I can't believe my father wanted me to marry someone like you
05:37You don't have to worry about that, okay?
05:39And
05:40I didn't read The Great Gatsby
05:42I only watch it because of Leonardo DiCaprio
05:44Fuck me
05:53Fuck me
05:59Lexi?
06:00Lexi, wait
06:01Lexi!
06:02Shh
06:03...
06:07Chug
06:08...
06:12Bayou
06:13Oh.
06:14Chug
06:17...
06:18...
06:20...
06:22...
06:24Oh, my God.
06:26Hello, guys.
06:26This is out for you with the hundredman.
06:28We're good to see you
06:29How old is my friend?
06:31How old is your friend?
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10:17Mommy? Daddy?
10:20The restaurant call said you were passed out on the street.
10:23Passed out? We got hit by a car.
10:26What are you talking about, Nick? There was no car.
10:29Marshall, I think you're missing the big picture here.
10:33They were kissing.
10:35Oh, what did I tell you, sweetie?
10:40Nick isn't a pretentious prude.
10:43Well, yeah, you know what? No.
10:46Oh, Nick is just the most gentlemanly, handsome, amazing, all-around, outstanding guy ever.
10:55Yeah, I was a big, big idiot.
10:59I'm in your body now, Nick. Do you want to dance?
11:01Let's dance.
11:08No. No, no, no.
11:11I was the huge idiot.
11:14Because Lexi is the total package.
11:19So pretty, so smart.
11:21God, so sexy.
11:22Have you seen her booty?
11:28Sexy booty.
11:30Seriously?
11:31You brought this on yourself.
11:34You know what?
11:35We have an announcement to make.
11:40We are moving in together.
11:46Look what you made me do.
11:50Oh, I just love him so much.
11:54Do you have to have so much stuff?
12:06Hey, I didn't want to come here.
12:07It's your idea to move.
12:08If we don't live together, people are going to figure us out, all right?
12:10Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, boy.
12:23Hey, hey, hold on right there, cowboy.
12:25What do you think you're doing?
12:26You're going to see everything.
12:27Oh, my God.
12:28I'm not going to look, all right?
12:30Okay, that's not the point.
12:31You're going to touch everything.
12:34Okay, yeah.
12:35Well, would you rather you look like this when I'm going out?
12:40Oh, it's not good.
12:43Good point.
12:44Mm-hmm.
12:45How about this?
12:46How about this?
12:47I bathe you.
12:50Yeah, that's not happening.
12:52Sorry.
12:53Okay, yeah.
12:53How about this?
12:54Stay there.
12:55One sec.
12:56I got an idea.
13:01Lexi, don't mess up my shit.
13:05Aha!
13:10Take it.
13:11Take it.
13:18Now go.
13:20I'm peeking.
13:22Let me know if you have any questions.
13:25Ow!
13:27Genius, Lexi.
13:29There's got to be a better way.
13:30Eight suitcases of clothes and that one pair of underwear.
13:44Heck, I don't know.
13:45There's something wrong with your, uh...
13:48No, I'm not wearing this.
13:55No, this is torture.
13:56How does this even work?
14:01Nick, I don't know.
14:02There's something wrong with your, uh...
14:04Lexi, it's...
14:05What are you doing with my thong?
14:07You purr!
14:08Give me that back.
14:09No.
14:09Give me that back right now.
14:10Give me it back.
14:11I told you, it's not what it looks like.
14:13Give me it back.
14:15Hey Lexi.
14:17Look at me, okay?
14:18Uh, we already discussed we're not going to touch anything.
14:20We're not going to look down.
14:21We're only going to look up.
14:23We're not going to look down.
14:24You're definitely not going to...
14:26Oh.
14:27Oh, my God.
14:28I have a penis.
14:29I have a penis.
14:31Oh, my God.
14:32Freak out.
14:35Okay.
14:38That's gross.
14:40Disgusting.
14:40Hey!
14:41I saw everything.
14:42Hey!
14:42I have, you know, plenty of women would love to be in my body.
14:45Okay?
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