00:00Hiya love, as we all know even the daintiest of ladies must relieve their
00:12body of some nasty unpleasantries. Perspiration, urination and of course
00:17defecation. Be it in the comfort of your own home or inside a narrow work style
00:22the deed must get done. Turns out the aforementioned deuce says a lot about
00:27the state of your interior, for instance. Did you know that your bowel movements are
00:32made of 75% water? The rest is bacteria, mucus and fiber. That's why I keep my
00:38bottle of Poo-Pourri near and dear. It allows me to keep my dirty little secret
00:43under control, especially after I've had my morning cup of coffee. Did you know
00:47that drinking coffee is a natural laxative? So here's how it works. You take your
00:52Poo-Pourri and spritz the bowl until there's a milky film across the water.
00:56Then as you drop your logs, it will release the sweet scent of rose
01:00geranium and you flush it away. But keep three things in mind. Number one, color.
01:05Did you know that color matters? If it's black, you could have internal bleeding. If
01:10it's red, you could have a hemorrhoid. But if it's brown, you're doing just fine.
01:13Number two, the journey from your mouth to the posterior. And of course the letter S.
01:19Did you know that healthy stools should look like an S-shaped log? No sh**. Happy flushing.
01:28Okay.
01:33I bye.
01:38Yeah.
01:39Bye.
01:39Alright.
01:39Alright.
01:40We will be back to you three at this point.
01:40Bye everyone L.
01:43Bye everybody.
01:43Gu middleĺź wins transfers
01:44Spree to blows assets.
01:45BluećŻ's Sentry
01:46Let's see in the machen and say hi.
01:48When I look at it, man.
01:49All caps leave.
01:50Can you remember Hollywood?
01:51Okay.
01:52Bye everyone.
01:53See you next time.
01:54Just need to be back in the book.
01:56sehr passionate.
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