00:00Hey, Walter, is the family coming for Christmas?
00:11Every single one of them.
00:16Who is this white man?
00:18I figured y'all would be hungry from traveling,
00:20so I put a little something together for y'all.
00:22Milk tea with tapioca balls.
00:24Don't put balls in your mouth, baby.
00:26Who wants pizza?
00:27You ungrateful bastards.
00:30What's up with those pink pants, Malibu Barbie?
00:34Uh-oh, somebody got a boyfriend.
00:36I got vibrators older than that child.
00:40We're not gonna make it to Christmas, are we?
00:45Not a damn chance.
00:47Get it, Tony!
00:52This is our first Christmas without your mother.
00:55Just five days for y'all to act like a family.
01:00You locked me out.
01:00You're melting out me.
01:05You seem to be in a bit of a pickle.
01:07I'm trying to get you out of here.
01:08It's not that kind of party.
01:13If you did sit on Santa's lap,
01:18I'm sure everyone at home would love to know what you would ask for.
01:20Ask for a suit that fits,
01:22because he gonna mess around and get a yeast infection.
01:24Oh, man.
01:24And that cream don't work on men's shirt.
01:26Get right, get real, rockin' your night.
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