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00:00龙华学府,混子的摇篮,全省倒数第一。
00:06只要一个月内将校团问题整治,就能获得女总裁巧选的婚约。
00:16亲爱的母校,这些问题学生,我再来怎么过。
00:23恭喜宿主获得私伞系统。
00:25宿主只要凭借自身经验,制止学生违反校规行为,将会获得丰厚奖励。
00:30系统。
00:33风雪要我两三年,终于要好起来了。
00:38最差学服,我倒要领教领教。
00:43乔雪,你的亲亲老公,来了。
00:51撕散行动,现在开戏。
00:55撕散行动,现在开戏。
00:57撕散行动,现在开戏。
00:59撕散行动,现在开戏。
01:01尽力喜若。
01:02虞喜。
01:03童谦。
01:04一切关键。
01:07童谦的电话,你平时,你平时快乐。
01:09因此已 damn下转 业头。
01:10只要一切关键。
01:12乔雪。
01:13确认得我。
01:14只要一切关键的尖子絕技。
01:17只要一切关键的尖子统维。
01:18乔雪。
01:19虞讳。
01:20批散行动,现在开戏。
01:22只要一切关键。
01:24只要一切关键。
01:25只要一切关键。
01:27全部都因精神压力过大辞职了
01:55Do you want to know?
01:57I don't want to know.
01:59I don't want to know.
02:01I don't want to know this marriage.
02:03It's not worth it.
02:05It's worth it.
02:07I will see you in the future.
02:09I will see you in the future.
02:11It's good for you.
02:13Let's take a look.
02:15Let's take a look.
02:17Let's take a look.
02:19Let's take a look.
02:21Let's take a look.
02:23Let's take a look.
02:25Did you study it?
02:27No.
02:29It's not a good one.
02:31You can't wait.
02:33Are you okay?
02:35I'm not too late.
02:37I'm so sorry.
02:39I'm so sorry.
02:41I'm going to do it yourself.
02:43You're so beautiful.
02:45Let's take a look.
02:47Let's take a look.
02:49What was it?
02:51It is not a good one.
02:53It was not a good one.
02:55What's the answer?
02:57What did you do?
02:58What?
02:59What?
03:00It's simple.
03:01It's just simple.
03:02What?
03:03Why?
03:04I don't talk.
03:05What?
03:06It's done?
03:07We're done too.
03:08We finished off.
03:09Let's get off the work.
03:10Let me pay attention.
03:19Oh my god, I'm going to go to the university, so I'm not going to go to the university.
03:38Oh, I'm the teacher. I'm also the teacher of the university.
03:44What are you doing?
03:46I just want to go back to school.
03:49But now, I found this school's another one.
03:54Oh?
03:55I'm a villain.
03:57You're a villain.
04:02Don't put your hands on me!
04:04Don't move!
04:08I'm the teacher of the university.
04:11I'm the teacher of the university.
04:18Who are you?
04:19Who are you?
04:20You're you, my father, girl.
04:21I'm a villain.
04:22You're a villain.
04:23Who's he?
04:24Who's he?
04:25That's quite smart.
04:27I'm the chef.
04:28I'm the chef of the university.
04:30Oh, my dear, I'm a professor.
04:34He's a professor.
04:36He's too talented.
04:38He's got a job to wear a mask.
04:40What do you want?
04:42Let's go.
04:44Let's go.
04:48Come on.
04:50If you want to go to my desk,
04:52you can go to my desk.
04:54Let's go.
04:56Let's go.
04:58Let's go.
05:04Students.
05:06I don't want to go to my desk.
05:08I don't want to go to my desk.
05:14Let's go.
05:19You.
05:20You.
05:21You.
05:22Let's go.
05:24You.
05:26You.
05:27You.
05:28You.
05:29You.
05:30You.
05:31You.
05:32You.
05:34You.
05:35You.
05:36You.
05:37You.
05:38You.
05:39Wait.
05:41Oh
05:44Oh
05:48Oh
05:52Oh
05:54Oh
06:02Oh
06:04Oh
06:06Oh
06:08Oh
06:11Oh, Oh, oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.
06:12In the middle of the學生 you know?
06:15Were you ?
06:17Oh, is she a little bit too angry?
06:19I'll let her be a little.
06:20No,
06:21I'll we go.
06:22Oh,
06:22Oh,
06:23Oh,
06:23with I have a friend.
06:25Oh, oh, Oh,
06:27Oh, oh.
06:27I'm the one.
06:28Oh,
06:28okay.
06:28You're your own.
06:29Do you have to take me to the teacher?
06:31Oh,
06:31Ooh,
06:32Is.
06:36Oh,
06:36I'm aching.
06:37Hey,
06:37I'm hungry.
06:38I'm a chillin' to get up.
06:39Oh,
06:39I'm going to go outside the house now.
06:40Oh.
06:40Oh.
06:41别装了
06:41怪穿A
06:43怪穿B
06:44怪穿C
06:45你还要我怎么说清楚啊
06:47老师我做完了
06:48我现在走
06:49慢着
06:49过来
06:52等 �换人
06:55等待我
06:55等待 backed up
06:58懂了吧
06:58不是我不能出卖我的兄弟嘛
07:01那你就别怪老师不客气
07:02啊哑
07:03啊哑
07:04啊哑
07:05啊哑
07:06啊哑
07:07啊哑
07:08啊哑
07:09啊哑
07:10What's that?
07:15Can
07:18You pick up
07:19Senor
07:21Oh
07:22Oh
07:24Oh
07:31This thing is, A
07:33How is
07:35Oh
07:35No
07:36Oh
07:37Oh
07:37Stay
07:37I
07:39。
07:43。
07:44。
07:45。
07:47。
07:53。
07:57。
08:07。
08:08I don't want to learn how to learn how to learn how to learn.
08:10The next step is not enough.
08:12Today, I'll be back for you to go to the next class.
08:16Hey,
08:17Mr. Lillard,
08:18you have no blank information?
08:20I want to read it.
08:25Let me read it.
08:31This is a simple question.
08:33The letter of the letter is at least 90.
08:35三长一短 选最短 三短一长 选最长
08:43孙老师怎么完全递看了正确答案
08:47哎呀 这也太简单了
08:49哎呀 这胃怎么突然疼了
08:54哎 林老师 学校环境我不太熟悉
08:57你带我去个厕所呗
08:59啊 行吧
09:05我们快去快回啊
09:07你们 给我老老实实做题
09:11不许作弊 虽然是监控坏了
09:14但我们马上回来
09:18哎呀 苏老师 你这
09:19还有你刚才说监控坏了
09:34监控根本就没坏啊
09:36当然是要查他们作弊了
09:38丁老师赶紧把手机拿出来
09:40监控
09:41哎呀
09:43苏老师
09:44你这是钓鱼之法呀
09:47而且他们要是看我们的试卷
09:49一定会不及格的
09:51丁老师
09:51身为学生
09:53对答案就应该有最基本的判断
09:56那些学习好的自然是不会超
09:59学习中等的呢
10:01只要了解题型
10:03就知道我设下了圈套
10:04那学习不好吗
10:06只要他们敢超
10:07他们就会收获不住社会的一大教训
10:11丁老师
10:12我来咱们学校呢 是肩负任务的
10:15一个月内
10:16我要把这些问题学生全部带上证图
10:19树立纯正校风
10:21丁老师
10:29你还是赶紧把手机拿出来调监控吧
10:32哦
10:32了解
11:16凌老师
11:25我们应该回去了
11:27好
11:29乔总
11:37这次监考
11:38真是让我大开眼界
11:46怎么
12:01这么快就不行了
12:02我就是想问问你
12:05婚约确定作数
12:07一个月
12:07只要你能把校风诊治好
12:09肯定作数
12:10福伯
12:22继承家族的前提是结婚
12:34若他真的能把校风治理好
12:37结婚
12:38也未尝不可
12:40肯是
12:41福伯
12:41得再说了
12:43接受龙怀学府
12:45本就是家族
12:47对我的一大势力
12:48不管付出什么
12:49我都必须做到
12:51好
12:56大家好
12:57大家
12:57咱们考试时间到
12:59现在可以交卷
13:00笑吧
13:08笑吧
13:09等过几天成绩出来
13:11你们就知道什么是人间险恶了
13:14到时候一个个
13:16都给我检讨四顾
13:18乔总
13:25三号考场抓了八名作弊学生
13:27按校规停课三天
13:28进行思想教育
13:29这群学生
13:31都是道高一尺
13:32魔高一丈
13:33之前请的四大名补
13:35都不公而返
13:36究竟
13:37是哪位老师抓到的
13:39是
13:39新来的宿命老师
13:41宿命
13:43有点意思
13:45去查一下他的背景
13:47今天表现不错
14:11明早
14:12来我办公室
14:13今天表现不错
14:25明早
14:26来我办公室
14:27去办公室
14:29说明早
14:30订阅
14:31说明早
14:31怎么回答公室
14:32这事实在
14:34没有
14:34我们先带他
14:35为什么
14:35我们去带 него
14:36录像
14:37他们表现不错
14:37而夫
14:38与他
14:38是
14:39这事实在
14:39时代
14:39我们这事实点
14:41是
14:41Oh, all the girls are looking up at me
14:46As now, it's on the table top
14:49Chou总
14:59You're doing this job
15:03It's pretty weird
15:04It's pretty weird
15:34It's pretty weird
15:34It's pretty weird
16:04It's pretty weird
16:06You're doing this job
16:08You're doing this job
16:10You're doing this job
16:12You're doing this job
16:14You're doing this job
16:16You're doing this job
16:20You're doing this job
16:22You're doing this job
16:24You're doing this job
16:26You're doing this job
16:28You're doing this job
16:30You're doing this job
16:32You're doing this job
16:36You're doing this job
16:38You're doing this job
16:42You're doing this job
16:44You're doing this job
16:46You're doing this job
16:48You're doing this job
16:50You're doing this job
16:52You're doing this job
16:54You're doing this job
16:56You're doing this job
16:58You're doing this job
17:02You're doing this job
17:04You're doing this job
17:06You're doing this job
17:08You're doing this job
17:40You're doing this job
17:42You're doing this job
17:44You're doing this job
17:45You're doing this job
17:47.'uh pequena phone
17:50你们两个呢
17:52老师
17:53我们俩是真没手机
17:54对
17:55老师
17:56我们就来陪他取外卖
17:57看来这两位有点小心眼
17:59手机没有开启于京工啦
18:01不过
18:02你以为这样就能難倒我
18:05你们呀
18:06都是好学生
18:07老师相信你吗
18:09叫什么名字
18:11我
18:12我叫吴飞
18:13吴飞
18:14你呢
18:16我
18:16Oh, my name is Trang.
18:18If you have any problems, then we'll go.
18:20Let's go.
18:21Let's go.
18:22Let's go.
18:23You can call me.
18:25Okay.
18:38I really don't have a phone number.
18:40I really don't have a phone number.
18:42Okay.
18:43Let's do some things.
18:45Give them three characters.
18:46I can't wait for a phone number.
18:51You don't have a phone number.
18:54Why don't you use that phone number?
18:56Give them three characters.
18:58You don't need to match them.
19:00As long as I can't wait for anyone.
19:07You should listen to all the phone number.
19:09Let's hear the music.
19:12I'm so smart.
19:13Let's go.
19:15Wait.
19:20Let me leave.
19:28Let's go.
19:30You're a liar.
19:31You're a liar.
19:32You're a liar.
19:43Soutro老師,
19:44you're sick from visiting the classmate,
19:45but you're still a liar.
19:46I'm so smart.
19:47Today,
19:48you're a coach of three-parts leadership skills,
19:49and you're also a coach for three-parts.
19:51You're a coach manager.
19:54You're a coach manager.
19:56I don't like this,
19:57but you still don't like me.
19:58I like it.
19:59Um.
20:12It's been a long time for me to turn to you.
20:16He has a lot of hope for you.
20:19In five days, the school must be able to create a new computer.
20:22Especially the third one.
20:24It will become the school of the school.
20:31Okay.
20:33I'm a teacher.
20:35I'm a teacher.
20:36I'm a teacher.
20:37I'm a teacher.
20:39I'm a teacher.
20:42I want you to be a teacher.
20:45Why did you see my teacher before?
20:47Yes.
20:48You might have to do a long time.
20:49I'm a teacher.
20:50I'm a teacher.
20:51You're a teacher.
20:52You can use my teacher at the gym?
20:54No, you don't have to go in the gym.
20:56You are a teacher.
20:58You must have a teacher at the gym.
21:00I'm a teacher at the gym.
21:02You don't like a teacher at the gym.
21:04You don't have to go in the gym.
21:06林老师啊林老师
21:08你还是太单纯
21:10苏老师
21:11此话怎讲
21:12难道我说的不对吗
21:13林老师
21:14你说的当然对
21:16不过
21:17这晚自习的时间
21:19这群学生
21:20是不可能用来学习的
21:22苏老师
21:23你为什么这么肯定
21:25他们学习差
21:26就更应该用来复习了
21:27林老师
21:28因为
21:29当初我就是这么走过来的
21:32我比任何人都了解他们
21:34今天晚上自习课的时候
21:36我就要好好地操练他们一人
21:40好家伙 真有你
21:42直接给我分配全校最差的班级
21:45三班
21:46这龙华学府都是臭名昭著
21:49可想而知
21:50全校最差的班级是多么的魔鬼
21:53不过嘛
21:55好在有你
21:57我倒是有点期待这群混子学生
22:00如何在我手里撑起一个月
22:02听说了吧
22:04我们换新老板了
22:05不知道新来的老板怎么样啊
22:07管中都干嘛
22:08只要不是
22:09找咱们点外卖的老师就行
22:10他太阴了
22:11哎
22:12我姐们
22:13龙华学府作弊界考王
22:15昨天
22:16就说在他手里了
22:17哎
22:18跟你说
22:19你那个备用机千万拿好
22:20千万不要出事
22:21放手
22:22放手
22:23放手
22:24放手
22:25放手
22:26放手
22:27放手
22:28放手
22:29你那个备用机千万拿好
22:31千万不要出事
22:32放心
22:33何一川
22:34吃一欠长一智
22:35我语音识别全关了
22:37也静音了
22:38我就不信他还能抓到我
22:50我
22:52真是他
22:55别来无恙啊
22:56我的三班教室
22:57还是那股青春的味道
23:09这里的人
23:10有的见过我
23:11有的没见过
23:12我自我介绍一下
23:13我叫肃明
23:14从今天起
23:15我就是你们的班主任
23:17同时
23:18也是你们的体育老师
23:20希望接下来
23:21我们有一段
23:22美好和快乐的校园生活
23:25还好我之前了解过你
23:27否则还真被你这老六骗子
23:31同学们
23:32今天晚自习不上了
23:34给大家放松一下
23:35给你们两种选项
23:37第一个看电影
23:38第二个出去玩
23:39看电影
23:40看电影
23:41看电影
23:42看电影
23:43这老师有问题
23:44注意点
23:45看电影的举手
23:46那今天我们就看电影
23:49烈山时刻终于游战了
23:55老师
23:56我要看绝望的主妇
23:58靠
23:59那鸡毛有啥好看的
24:00老师不如放个爱国宣传片
24:02让我好好学习一下前辈的精神
24:04得了吧你
24:05每次考试都倒数第一
24:07还在这装上镜
24:08不拉倒
24:09就是
24:10就是
24:11就是
24:12就是
24:13老师
24:14你要不安心
24:15你要不安心
24:16看什么
24:17我来订
24:18直到绝望的主妇
24:19你要试试
24:20你要看订阅
24:21你要试试
24:22别你也可以
24:23你要试试
24:24跟的人
24:29我只有我的计算
24:30以后
24:31看不能让人
24:32杨茜茜茜的回答
24:33杨茜茜随
24:35I'm not sure if you don't want to see the light.
24:41I'm not sure if you don't want to see the light.
24:45I'm not sure if you don't want to see the light.
24:51Mr. Kuo.
24:52跟苏明交代的事都办妥了
25:06嗯 都交代好了 乔总
25:08我看着苏明还真有两下子
25:11哦 怎么说
25:14今天上午他在校门口就没收了三个学生的手机
25:18刚才晚自习他居然还给学生们看电影
25:21我让他整治校风 他倒好 居然还有闲心放电影
25:27乔总 我觉得他这是在钓鱼执法
25:32以他这两天的行事风格 肯定别这大招
25:36最好是 希望他别让我失望
25:46我家门子空荡荡 需要一个人 来当初
25:54这个车流氓 就没个真相
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26:11苏老师 你不是应该在上满自习 怎么回办公室了
26:15I'm a little tired, let's go to the movie, let's go to the movie.
26:19Hi.
26:20The third time is the worst.
26:22You're not sure.
26:23You're not sure.
26:24You're just because of the movie.
26:25It's just because of the movie.
26:29Oh, no.
26:30You don't care.
26:31You give me half an hour.
26:33Half an hour later, you'll see me with me.
26:35I'm sure you'll see your eyes.
26:42What's wrong with you?
26:44You're not sure if you're looking for it.
26:47Let's see what's the movie.
26:48In the future.
26:49I'm sorry.
26:50I'm sorry.
26:51I'm sorry.
26:52Oh, no.
26:53You're not sure how to do it.
26:54I'm sorry.
26:55You're not sure.
26:56You're just kidding.
26:57Oh, no.
26:58This is what I'm trying to do with you.
26:59The second time is.
27:00Oh, no.
27:01I think it's the best.
27:02Oh, no.
27:03Oh, no.
27:04Oh, no.
27:05Oh, no.
27:06Oh, no.
27:07Oh, no.
27:08Oh, no.
27:09Oh, no.
27:10Oh, no.
27:11Oh, no.
27:12Oh, no.
27:13You want it?
27:15I don't think so.
27:19Well, you have to pay for the amount of money.
27:21I'm going to buy you.
27:23I'm going to buy you.
27:33One, two, three.
27:37This is the case
27:43You have to pay yourself first.
27:49It's my fault.
27:53Did you say that?
27:55It's a bad thing.
27:57You have to pay me.
27:59You can't get it.
28:01How can you learn?
28:03When I'm working with you,
28:05We are going to sign a new movie.
28:07We will sign a new movie for you.
28:09We will sign a new movie for you.
28:13Oh, my dear.
28:15I will send you to the next show.
28:19You're going to have a good job.
28:21That's a good job.
28:27How?
28:29You're gonna have to be a good job.
28:31I'm gonna have to get a good job.
28:33I don't know what the hell is going on.
28:35I'll tell you later.
28:37I'll tell you later.
28:53How is it?
28:55It's been a long time.
28:57谁听不懂?
28:59虾写卷子钓鱼, 没收手机, 三种不同的方式让学生苦不堪言, 系统评分完美即开始抽奖。
29:22大师级开索技能
29:27Oh, this is the key.
29:30I need to give this to my visual use of the computer.
29:34I can't check that student's computer.
29:37You can't!
29:38It's a new computer.
29:41Now, I can try to find the computer.
29:44I'm so ecstatic.
29:47I'm so excited.
29:48This is a computer.
29:51The computer is a masterful of computer.
29:54家里有啥锁打不开了 记得随时找我啊
29:58来
29:59真奇葩
30:20这家伙竟然跟我住一个小区啊
30:24你好 你真能开锁吗
30:30我现在急需要你帮助
30:32不过我家的门锁比较难开
30:34是国外的锁
30:35就怕你锁不难开
30:39先去检验一下我的超能力
30:40如果真的可以
30:42后面可以想办法用在那些问题学生身上
30:44好好整治他们
30:46一分钟解锁
30:47解不开倒给你钱
30:49好 那你来
30:51我在一栋二零三号
30:53真有这么神奇
30:56这家伙
30:58竟然会这么多
31:00哎 乔总
31:03苏明的恶名
31:04已经在学校彻底传开了
31:06今晚他已看电影的名义
31:07收了十几部手机回来
31:09现在学生之间
31:10已经开始传他是恶魔了
31:12好 我知道了
31:13我还有这么神奇
31:15这书明
31:17这有点东西
31:17有点东西
31:18I have some things.
31:44The door is broken.
31:48三道五零八
31:53你就是那个会开锁的
32:04嗯
32:05哎呀 你可算来了
32:06这指纹锁我怎么也解不开呢
32:09给我媳妇打电话吧
32:10非说跟她闺蜜去的也不去
32:12那你住酒店不就得了
32:15我开的锁可是很贵的
32:16别提了 我住不惯酒店
32:18这样 你要是能把它打开啊
32:20多贵都可以的
32:22行 三个数好了
32:26哎 不是不是 等等
32:27你这什么意思啊
32:28一钢丝
32:29你知道我这指纹锁
32:31那可是好几万的
32:33国外进口的
32:34行了 我别废话了啊
32:36信我就开 不信
32:38你住酒店去啊
32:40行了行了行行行
32:41你赶紧开吧
32:42开了
32:43开了
32:44开了
32:45厉害啊哥们
32:46开了
32:47开了
32:48开了
32:49开了
32:50开了
32:51厉害啊哥们
32:52开了
32:53开了
32:54厉害啊哥们
32:55哎
32:56你看是微信还是扫
32:57桑马
32:59是现金还是桑
33:09兄弟 节哀吧
33:17那个钱我就不收了
33:27兄弟 节哀吧
33:57兄弟 节哀吧
34:03三栋五零八
34:05这什么意思啊
34:06我跟你一个小区
34:07赶快来我家里 锁坏了
34:09一个堂堂的总裁
34:11居然找我开锁
34:13没想到一个原定教师
34:15居然真成了锁将
34:17不过 这开锁技能
34:19说不定真能拍上大影场
34:21得好好琢磨琢磨
34:23怎么用在那帮调皮学生身上
34:25让他发挥最难价值
34:27明天找个机会
34:29去学校试试
34:31508
34:39喂
34:41乔总
34:45我到门口了
34:47你人呢
34:48别废话
34:49开门
34:50然后进我卧室
34:51帮我开锁
34:52什么
34:56喂
34:57喂
34:58这 badass
34:59这 Türk
35:01这人性子还挺急
35:04放放放放 enfants
35:13什么
35:28小总
35:30小总
35:31你家这太大了
35:32我都快迷路了
35:34快点 这里
35:36来了
35:38小总
35:44你别急啊
35:45主要是你家太大了
35:46我刚才真没找到
35:47那我开锁啦
35:48开了
35:53Oh, look!
35:55Look!
35:57You can't leave me alone.
35:59How do you feel?
36:01I'm going to thank you for being here.
36:03Thank you?
36:05You're a teacher, how can you get to the gym?
36:07You're a teacher.
36:09You're a teacher.
36:11You're a teacher.
36:13How do you feel?
36:15I'm going to thank you for being here.
36:17You're a teacher.
36:19How do you get to the gym?
36:21How do you get to the gym?
36:23How do you get to the gym?
36:25There's four things.
36:27Don't let me tell you.
36:29What?
36:31You can't leave me alone.
36:37You're so crazy.
36:51Let me ask my son.
36:53You're a teacher.
36:55I will speak to you.
36:57I will teach you everything.
36:59You'll be a teacher.
37:00Believe me.
37:01You're right.
37:02You're right.
37:03You're right.
37:04I'm so happy.
37:06Why did you come to do it for me?
37:09It's better.
37:11What?
37:13What?
37:15What?
37:17What?
37:19What?
37:21What?
37:23What?
37:25What?
37:27What?
37:29What?
37:31I think you can understand.
37:33This is a test for me.
37:35I'll use the results of the last time.
37:37Let's try to win the final decision.
37:39I'm going to play a little bit.
37:41The kids are so excited.
37:43The day of the day is starting.
37:45My kids are ready for the kids.
37:47Are you ready?
38:39一会儿检查一下
38:40昨天晚上我不值得作业
38:42林老师
38:43我跟你一起去吧
38:44正好看一下
38:45学生作业完成得如何
38:46好
38:48不过
38:50苏老师你就在想这么画照
38:52林老师
38:53到时候
38:55你就知道了
39:09同学们
39:17可以帮我抄一下
39:19别忘了说话吗
39:21真的
39:21安静
39:23同学们
39:28昨天留的家庭作业
39:29你们有认真做吗
39:30说话
39:35做完了
39:36既然做完了
39:38大家把英语作业拿到桌子上来
39:40我检查一下
39:41这前派同学完成得非常好
39:59作业质量非常高
40:00继续保持
40:01这字迹非常工整
40:05继续努力啊
40:07众所周知
40:10后排靠窗
40:12王的故乡
40:14更是不写作业的高发力
40:16尤其是靠着垃圾桶旁边的同学
40:19更是有吕不知勇啊
40:21刘华同学
40:22你说对
40:23不是吧
40:30怎么又是我
40:31我真是倒了几辈子的血来
40:33老师
40:36你说的对
40:37这刘华同学
40:39更是有大地之字
40:40这桌子
40:42都被刻骨钻研的
40:43出了一个洞
40:44啊
40:45啊
40:45啊
40:46哈哈哈哈
40:48哈哈哈哈
40:50哈哈哈哈
40:51哈哈哈哈哈哈
40:51有死人了
40:53哈哈哈哈哈哈
40:54站起来
40:55嗯
40:56嗯
40:56嗯
40:57嗯
40:57嗯
40:58嗯
40:59嗯
40:59嗯
41:00嗯
41:01胡飞
41:02嗯
41:03昨夜呢
41:04嗯
41:05嗯
41:06老师我作业忘家了
41:07胡飞
41:08你怎么又忘记带作业了
41:09今天的课程和作业息息相关的
41:12你今天不带可能就跟不上了呀
41:14林老师
41:15您有所不知
41:16这不写作业的理由千千万
41:19忘带了占一半
41:20忘带了就是没写
41:22这我可太帅了
41:23老师
41:24我真的忘带了
41:24我真的忘带了
41:25我平时都按时完成作业的
41:28我是杀人你也知道呀
41:30我有你家长的联系方式
41:34给你家长打个电话
41:35给送过来
41:36正好看看
41:37你最近的学习情况
41:39怎么样
41:40我靠
41:41这活都太硬了
41:43这肯定没写啊
41:46老师
41:47我爸妈都上班呢
41:48他们上班的地方离家超级远
41:50这一来一回的
41:51半天公司就没了
41:52他们肯定不会送的
41:53林老师
41:55吴飞同学的家庭住址
41:57您知道吗
41:58知道
41:59他入学资料上都有
42:01我记得
42:02吴飞家应该离学校不远吧
42:04也就几分钟的路程
42:05那更好办了
42:07课间休息的时候
42:09我带吴飞同学回家娶一趟
42:11老师
42:16不瞒你说
42:18我要是忘家了
42:20回不了家
42:21哎呀
42:23苏老师
42:24咱别因为一个作业
42:26把消防队都叫来吧
42:27林老师
42:28放心
42:29我有的是办法对付他
42:31这借口天衣无缝
42:35大木头这下总拿我没办法吧
42:38吴飞
42:39挺聪明的
42:40不过
42:41为师有一个绝技
42:43什么绝技
42:45你老师我
42:47会开锁
42:48而且什么锁都能开
42:50怎么可能啊
42:53真的假的
42:54骗人的吧
42:55老板
42:57你是老师
42:58不是锁家
42:59你会开锁啊
43:00吹牛吧
43:01对啊
43:02别开玩笑了
43:03你怎么可能会开锁呢
43:05行
43:05为师
43:06今天就给你们露一首
43:08明慧老师
43:12麻烦三次借我用一下
43:14啊
43:15明慧老师
43:16麻烦三次借我用一下
43:18啊
43:19啊
43:19啊
43:23啊
43:24啊
43:25啊
43:26啊
43:27啊
43:28啊
43:29啊
43:30啊
43:31啊
43:32啊
43:33啊
43:34啊
43:35啊
43:36我为大家展示一下
43:38我的开锁神迹
43:40丁慧老师
43:41麻烦你配合一下
43:43帮我把门翻锁
43:44啊
43:44啊
44:06我
44:08我去
44:10你怎么这么开锁啊
44:12我真
44:13我太能了
44:15孙老师怎么会这么多劲呢
44:16对付这群学生
44:17完全就是降维打机
44:19怎么样
44:22不是
44:24这老师是老六嘛
44:26怎么就突然盯着我
44:27谢谢林老师
44:33吴飞同学
44:37等下课了
44:39老师带你回家去取作业
44:40要是让我发现没写
44:42你可知道
44:43后果是很严重的
44:45对不起老师
44:46我错了
44:47其实
44:48我真没做作业
44:49不是
44:51这其余老师还会开锁啊
44:54待会儿提醒大家
44:55手机千万别锁在柜子里了
44:57不然又得被这老师出婚章
44:59给咱们一锅端了
45:01既然承认了
45:02发写十遍
45:03明天上课
45:04交给林老师
45:06还有
45:07别跟我耍花招啊
45:08三四只笔一起写
45:10再加上副鞋纸
45:11要是让我发现
45:12你等着迎接我的怒火
45:17这老师也太狠了吧
45:19连这种小聪明都躺不过他的眼睛
45:21我可不敢再冒险了
45:23唉
45:24可惜啊
45:25要是老师没发现这个问题
45:26我还能帮帮他
45:27我巅峰的时候
45:28双手同时四只笔鞋
45:30那叫一个六
45:31还有谁没写作业
45:35自己站起来
45:36主动承认错误
45:38我可以从轻处罚
45:39要是让我发现
45:41你们可都知道
45:42老师我有的是手段
45:44老师对不起
45:46我也没写
45:48老师
45:48昨天打球太起劲
45:49我给忘了
45:51老师我也没写
45:52老师
45:53老师
45:53老师
45:54主动承认错误
45:55发现两遍就好
45:56林老师
45:57为什么我超十遍他们超两遍
46:00人家自己主动承认错误
46:02坐下吧
46:08别耽误上课时间
46:09我跟大家说一下啊
46:11晚自习的时候
46:12我要带大家好好玩一场游戏
46:16玩游戏
46:17游戏
46:17游戏
46:19玩什么游戏
46:20玩什么游戏
46:21玩什么游戏
46:22真是弹幕玩游戏嘛
46:23林老师
46:24你上课吧
46:24他们有什么问题
46:26谁知道我
46:27好
46:27苏老师
46:28你先回办公室吧
46:29这里交给我
46:36行不行
46:36超十遍
46:38什么
46:39还想让苏老师回来再看看吗
46:40Well, let's start with the class.
46:44I'm going to get to the class.
46:44I'm going to take a look at this.
46:46I'm going to get a lot of y'all.
46:48The amount of y'all is going to be done.
46:50This time I'm going to get a little bit of a gun.
46:52What do you think?
46:54I'm going to get a little bit of a gun.
47:03How are you?
47:07You're going to come here.
47:10有点本事啊
47:13听说你在班级里面展示了开锁手艺
47:16一下就揪出了好几个没写作业的
47:19机操而已
47:21我还有很多手段
47:23今天晚自习
47:25我带他们玩一些游戏
47:27正好放松一下
47:28你又憋着啥坏呢
47:32我哪有啊
47:33我这不都是为了你吗
47:35你说的
47:36五天内零手机
47:38一个月内整顿好风气
47:40就是嘛
47:41就这样做
47:46你满目满眼
47:47还可以
47:50那既然这样的话
47:52我们说得这么紧
47:54不如我们说一起算了
47:56要是有什么事
47:58还能一起我想做一件小事
48:10看你表现
48:21YES
48:23我今天来是要告诉你
48:25四天以后
48:26集团领导来听课检查
48:28这次的示范班级
48:30暂定为你这个班
48:31到时候班级秩序
48:33你可要管理好
48:35要是满意
48:36我可以答应
48:39这学校的体育课
48:46少得真是可怜
48:47来的都三天了
48:50我的课孤苦伶仃
48:51只有明天才有一节
48:53这里晚自习还有这么久
49:01办公室也没人解闷
49:03不如
49:06来自附近的人邀请
49:13全是菜鸡队
49:26尤其那个叫老六的
49:29不是
49:30这年纪轻轻怎么满口脏话
49:33怎么出口成脏
49:36现在的车法
49:37你知道我没注意吗
49:38感谢互联网
49:41感谢我是孙季
49:42说法的好公民
49:43不然我绝对也在下真实
49:48这么牛
49:49来
49:50到位置
49:51看我
49:53教育
49:53教育
49:54小学生
49:57老子龙花学府一年级六班的陈剑
50:00由终已就来
50:04老子现在在学校天台
50:05等你二十分钟
50:06你要是不来
50:07你就是孙子
50:10陈剑
50:13不是月姐
50:21你打游戏开喷就开喷
50:23你把我名字干啥呀
50:24这下可好
50:25那人说要来找我麻烦
50:26我咋办呀
50:27怕不及忙啊
50:29怕一个校外人还能进来不成
50:30学校门外又不是吃醋的
50:32可是
50:34我刚刚邀请的是附近的人
50:36你说万一大水冲了龙王庙
50:38那人是我们学校的那咋办呀
50:40叶姐说不怕就不怕啊
50:45哪有这么巧
50:46那就刚好邀请到我们学校的
50:48陈剑
50:49你就是打太巧了
50:50再说了
50:51再说了
50:52现在学校很多人的手机
50:53都被大魔王说得差不多了
50:55没有这么巧啊
50:56喂
50:56就算他真找过来赶动手
50:58我就举报他带手机
50:59大不了欲试俱赶
51:01阿剑
51:02你还得多练呢
51:03游戏技术提高
51:05胆子也得练练
51:06别承认这么微微缩缩的
51:08练什么呀
51:09像你一样
51:10打游戏还得够同伴呢
51:12什么
51:12行了行了
51:17差不多了啊
51:18好雨期早了
51:19该走了
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