Don't Tell My Boss I'm A Girl
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00:00Let's have some fun.
00:13Yes, let's you and me have fun.
00:15Okay.
00:20Oh.
00:23Marco.
00:24Polo!
00:25Oh, you're gonna have to catch me first.
00:27Oh, I'll getcha!
00:30You jerk!
00:35How dare you cheat on me!
00:37I'm gonna kill you!
00:40Stop!
00:41That's it!
00:43That's it!
00:44I want a divorce!
00:46Fine.
00:47You get all that?
00:49Every second.
00:52Remember to pay me and leave a glowing review on my Craigslist.
00:57You!
00:58Get back here!
00:59You can run, but you can't hide!
01:04It's nothing I came prepared.
01:10Hey.
01:11Hey, have you seen the girl in the green dress?
01:13Aww.
01:14Auburn hair.
01:15Nice figure.
01:16About the store?
01:17Yeah.
01:18Oh, nope.
01:19Sorry, man.
01:20I haven't seen anyone like that.
01:21Alright, thanks.
01:22I'll be back.
01:23I'll be back.
01:24I'll be back.
01:25I'll be back.
01:26I'll be back.
01:27I'll be back.
01:28Hey.
01:29How's it going?
01:30Oh, I'm not gonna be back.
01:31Hey, what are you doing?
01:32Hey, have you seen the girl in the green dress?
01:34Aww.
01:35Auburn hair.
01:36Nice figure.
01:37About the store?
01:38Yeah.
01:39Oh, no.
01:40Sorry, man.
01:41I haven't seen anyone like that.
01:42Alright, thanks.
01:43I'll be back.
01:50I'll be back.
01:58My apologies.
02:03I said I was sorry.
02:08I need a lover.
02:19You want me to be your lover.
02:25I'll pay you $10,000 every single time we go out.
02:30Don't try and scam me, dude. Just because I'm broke doesn't mean I'm stupid too.
02:41My name's Shannon. Nathan Shannon.
02:45From the Shannon Corporation.
02:47I can assure you, this offer is legitimate.
02:52The multi-billion dollar fortune 500 Shannon Corporation?
03:01Yes.
03:17What exactly does the esteemed Mr. Shannon need in our lover?
03:27I need a man to act like one and to sometimes trick certain people into thinking that I am indeed not available.
03:38You had me at trick people.
03:43Mr. Shannon.
03:45I'm Mr. Shannon.
03:47Caroline, daughter of William Vanderbilt.
03:49She's gonna arrive any minute.
03:50What did I say about keeping my grandmother's speed dating on my calendar?
03:56Would you like to find another executive to assist?
03:59No, I do not, Mr. Shannon.
04:00Nathan.
04:01Caroline.
04:05Who might this be?
04:06No, this, um...
04:09My business partner.
04:15You know, Nathan, there are rumors out there.
04:17Yes.
04:30It's true.
04:31He is gay.
04:32Okay.
04:55Oh!
04:56You got something right here.
04:57Do you mind if I...
04:58Oh!
04:59Right there.
05:00On the top, right.
05:05There we go.
05:07Great.
05:08Much better.
05:10Maybe I'll make a mess of my face tomorrow.
05:13This is insane.
05:15You are gay and you're still trying to marry girls.
05:18I'm gonna tell the whole world who you really are.
05:23Sorry.
05:27How's my acting, boss?
05:31Decent.
05:33Well, do you have any tips?
05:34All ears.
05:46Doctor, I have enough of my grandpa's surgery.
05:48This much...
05:49Gaines, as I've told you before, the cost of continued care is substantial.
05:53I would suggest...
05:54Please!
05:56I won't give up on him.
05:58I'll figure it out.
06:26half of him.
06:27Okay.
06:28Thanks.
06:29Nathan Shannon.
06:31Nathan Shannon, counting on you.
07:01Oh, do you have any more gigs like yesterday?
07:14I've been working on my acting jobs.
07:17Not at the moment.
07:19We shared a moment of affection, didn't we?
07:23That was business, nothing else.
07:27Well, you know, when we kiss.
07:37Wow, who Mr. Shannon is, maybe he does something that way.
07:43Because I'm not as tight.
07:48Please, keep your distance from me.
07:51You will never be fit to be my employee and that's final.
07:54Nathan!
07:56Did you miss me?
08:00Are you still looking for a personal assistant?
08:03Well, good news.
08:04I have graciously decided to take on the position.
08:07Um, Vivian, no.
08:09Actually, I have one.
08:10Harold is your executive assistant, Celie.
08:13Someone as successful as yourself should have a personal assistant as well.
08:17Mr. Shannon, I thought I wasn't good enough to be your employee.
08:34Well, you're not.
08:47But you do possess one unique advantage.
08:51What might that be?
08:53You're a man.
08:56Jesse?
08:57That is you!
08:59Ah!
09:00Oh my God!
09:01What are you doing here?
09:02And why are you dressed like that?
09:03I mean, this is so...
09:04I'll explain later.
09:05Okay?
09:06You just...
09:07You just...
09:08You're not...
09:09I can't believe you are my boss's new personal assistant.
09:12And as a dude...
09:13It's all for my grandpa's medical pills.
09:15Hey, at work.
09:16Can you act like you don't know me?
09:17Just in case.
09:18Sure.
09:19I will.
09:20Do not.
09:21Will.
09:22Do not.
09:23I will.
09:24Do not.
09:25Do not.
09:26Do not.
09:27Do not.
09:28Do not.
09:29Do not.
09:30Do not.
09:31Do not.
09:32Do not.
09:33Do not.
09:34Do not.
09:35Do not.
09:36Do not.
09:37Do not.
09:38Do not.
09:39Do not.
09:40Do not.
09:41Tighter.
09:47Okay.
09:48Okay.
09:51Help your hair.
10:11Jesse!
10:16My sincerest apologies, Mr. Shannon.
10:21Let me wipe that off.
10:32Don't touch that.
10:35No, no, seriously.
10:37I can handle it.
10:38And you can leave.
10:41It's just a job, babe.
10:44Of course, boss.
10:51Rocket!
10:54Take this.
10:57I can handle it.
10:58And you can leave.
11:00It's just a job, babe.
11:02Of course, boss.
11:04Rocket!
11:09Take this.
11:11Don't forget about me.
11:15I'll come back for you once in a while.
11:19I'll find you, Starlight.
11:35I'll find you, Starlight.
11:41Jesse.
11:45What are you doing, you creep?
11:49This is a woman's bathroom.
11:51Come on, let's go.
11:53Come on, you bitch.
11:55This...
11:57This is the next.
12:11What?
12:13You gonna pee?
12:25Shy turtle.
12:27Excuse me?
12:29Insecure about your size.
12:31It's all good.
12:37It's not about the size of the ship.
12:43It's about the motion of the ocean.
12:45And that's what the ladies care about.
12:49Yeah.
12:53Sorry.
12:55I just...
12:57I just get insecure around other men.
12:59Especially men who are so...
13:01Well...
13:03Could we perhaps avoid sharing restroom visits in the future?
13:09Yeah, no problem.
13:11Thank you so much.
13:13Thank you so much.
13:31Nathan!
13:33Okay, what are you doing here?
13:37Okay, what are you doing here?
13:39Well, Grandma asked me to step in as manager.
13:41She wants me to help assist in the day-to-day operations.
13:43Okay, we don't need a manager.
13:45Also, I'm hosting a party tonight
13:47to get to know everyone from the office
13:49and you must come.
13:51Uh, Vivian.
13:53It's Mr. Shannon at work.
13:55Okay, great.
13:57Fine.
13:59But if you don't show, I'm telling Grandma.
14:01I'll go.
14:03I'll go. Just leave, please.
14:05Good.
14:07I'm sure Mr. Shannon does not check tonight.
14:11What is it?
14:13It's better that you don't know, but just keep him sober.
14:15No matter what.
14:17Write it down.
14:19Okay.
14:21Held.
14:23This paragraph needs to be a reboot.
14:25Okay, I'll write that down, sir.
14:27You can't eat it.
14:29Jesse, stay in your lane.
14:31Okay, Nathan and I are practically engaged
14:33and you're just...
14:35a lowly employee.
14:37But I thought Mr. Shannon should drink.
14:39He's a grown man. He'll be fine.
14:41Well, he should at least know if he's drinking.
14:43You are just an expendable employee.
14:45Money...
14:47He's your real boss.
14:49After he drinks that.
14:51You're just an expendable employee.
14:53Money is your real boss.
14:55After he drinks that,
14:57he's a real boss.
14:59He's a real boss.
15:01I'm gonna be the boss.
15:03You're just an expendable employee.
15:05Money is your real boss.
15:07after he drinks that take him to this room do it and there's plenty more where that came from
15:37hey
16:07What is Vivian showing up? I don't want to babysit you all night. Yeah, you can do it.
16:27It is a boy. Yeah. Harold was right. I'm wondering can you turn into a child. Cut it out. Hey, pick up your shoes and you're ready for her. Yes sir, yes sir.
16:57That's a good little soldier. How about a little dance?
17:23Can you bet on the wall? Can you bet on the wall?
17:36How about writing a check for 100,000 bots?
17:43Whatever you want, I guess.
17:47Let's go.
18:07Woo!
18:09I'm not, I'm, I'm sorry. That was, that wasn't.
18:24I'm not, I'm, I'm sorry. That was, that wasn't.
18:44That was, that wasn't pretty good.
18:56Oh!
18:57Wait!
18:59Go, go!
19:00Hoping it up.
19:01Not a musste, that was!
19:03Will you?
19:05Well done.
19:06I did.
19:06It was a doctor to help you.
19:10Becks!
19:14Wait!
19:17Oh come on.
19:21Believe it!
19:22ful love, God.
19:26Why are you here?
19:53You were really drunk last night. I took care of you. You were a lot to deal with.
20:08Last night, but I don't remember anything from last night.
20:21You two slept together last night?
20:24I guess so. I...
20:27Huh. Very well.
20:31Miss White!
20:35Now what do you think?
20:37Nothing happened between us.
20:39Is this how you do your job, Jessie?
20:41I was waiting for you in room 606 all night.
20:44Wait, 606?
20:49It was supposed to be room 909.
20:54Not the brightest bulb, are you, Jessie?
21:02Miss White, I...
21:04I was wrong.
21:06Can I still keep the ring?
21:08What a waste.
21:10Miss White!
21:14I heard that he's the reason why Mr. Shannon is abandoned.
21:19What?!
21:20He will pay dearly.
21:26You added an extra zero to that client's contract.
21:38That's impossible, I always double check before I send.
21:41Velvet Binds Bar, tonight.
21:43You need to get the client to sign a corrected version.
21:46Be able to do so in the weight of this mistake.
21:49We'll crush you.
21:55Oh, why not just firing him?
21:57That would be letting him off Casey.
21:59Mr. Fritz is a vile pervert.
22:02I want Jessie to suffer.
22:05Hey, Mr. Shannon?
22:12We may have a serious problem.
22:18Mr. Fritz?
22:22Mr. Fritz?
22:33Mr. Fritz?
22:34I'm Mr. Shannon's assistant.
22:38I made a mistake.
22:40Would you be so kind as to sign this corrected contract?
22:44Contract?
22:47Sure.
22:50But first...
22:57You play my game.
23:00You like my game.
23:05Harder!
23:06Harder!
23:07Harder!
23:09Harder!
23:11Harder!
23:14Harder!
23:16I'm sorry.
23:17I just...
23:19I can't.
23:21This isn't me.
23:25How disappointing.
23:27Please just sign the contract, Mr. Fritz.
23:34Pinned over.
23:38Mr. Fritz?
23:39Pinned over.
23:41Take your punishment.
23:43And I sign contract.
23:44What?
23:45Nothing.
24:02He's not running around.
24:04Jesse.
24:05Are you okay?
24:06Come here.
24:08Come here.
24:09Mr. Fritz, he's a colleague of mine. It was a mistake.
24:14A contract is a government.
24:17I see. Well, if that's the case, then just do me a favor, please. Sign a contract.
24:24And who's doing me anything?
24:27Get him!
24:39You see these hands? They're not just for signing contracts.
24:50Let's go. Come on.
24:55Get him! Get him!
24:58Mr. Chan, how did you know-
25:08Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
25:14Come on! I don't know where I am!
25:22Let me clear.
25:28What the fuck?
25:34Nathan?
25:42Nathan?
25:44Nathan?
25:58What do we do?
26:10What do we do?
26:19You're sweating. Do you have low blood sugar?
26:23I don't want sweets. I don't want to smell any sweets.
26:30Now isn't the time to be picky.
26:36I don't have low blood sugar. I just don't like the dark. I don't like the dark and cramped spaces.
26:41You're claustrophobic.
26:44Um...
26:47Uh...
26:49How...
26:50How about I sing to distract you, hm?
26:56Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
27:01Never let it fade away
27:04Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
27:08Save it for a rainy day
27:10Why is your nickname Star Life?
27:11Doesn't it look like a star?
27:12Wow.
27:13Yeah.
27:14Keep it a secret.
27:15Shhh.
27:16Don't know.
27:17More love may come and tap you on your shoulder
27:18Some starless night
27:19And never let it fade away
27:20Never let it fade away
27:21Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
27:24Save it for a rainy day
27:26Why is your nickname Star Life?
27:28Doesn't it look like a star?
27:29Wow.
27:30Yeah.
27:31Keep it a secret.
27:32Shhh.
27:33Don't know.
27:34More love may come and tap you on your shoulder
27:37Some starless night
27:38And just in case you feel you wanna hold her
27:57Who... who are you really?
28:00Who are you?
28:07You okay?
28:10I'm...
28:11I'm...
28:12I'm...
28:13Jesse...
28:14Your...
28:15Personal assistant
28:22Stay away from me
28:23I...
28:24I don't like men
28:25I'm...
28:26My heart belongs to somebody else
28:27Mr. Shannon!
28:29Jesse!
28:48Why was Mr. Shannon acting so weird today?
28:57How dare you ask Nathan to fight for you?
29:03A man of his stature shouldn't be doing dirty work like that
29:06Especially for the likes of you
29:09You should resign
29:10Before I really lose my temper
29:12Oh...
29:13Yeah
29:14I'll totally resign immediately
29:16You better
29:18I was being sarcastic
29:22I'm not afraid of you
29:24Do you know who I am?
29:26I can ruin a poor nobody's life like yours like...
29:31That
29:33Do you know who I am?
29:35I can ruin a poor nobody's life like yours like...
29:40That
29:42Well you don't know who I am or what I've been through
29:47What the...
29:48What the...
29:49What's wrong?
29:50What's wrong with you?
29:51Huh?
29:52Animal...
29:53What the...
29:54How dare you?
29:55I...
29:56I...
29:57I stepped in some dog shit this morning
29:58Considered a free mud bath
29:59I am going to kill you!
30:00I am going to kill you!
30:01I am going to kill you!
30:03Hey!
30:04Hey!
30:05What the hell is going on here?
30:07Nathan!
30:08Look what he did to my face!
30:09Fire him!
30:10Now!
30:11Enough!
30:12Enough!
30:13Please!
30:14Jesus...
30:15You know I might do the exact same thing to somebody who tried to forge a contract to get me fired!
30:24And if we're talking about firing someone today...
30:27Vivian you are at the top of my list!
30:34It's so hard!
30:36Thank you!
30:37Great!
30:38Thank you very much!
30:39Okay!
30:40Looking forward!
30:41Bye!
30:42Mr. Shannon!
30:43I am pleased to inform you that we have surpassed our sales target!
30:45Beautiful!
30:46This isn't working!
30:47Hey!
30:48What size shoe are you?
30:49Seven...
30:50And...
30:51And a half!
30:52Not bad!
30:53It's quite small for a grown man!
30:54But it's your lucky day!
30:55You might be in some good hands, huh?
30:56Let's see...
30:57Seven and a half!
30:58Right!
30:59These were given to me by a friend...
31:00But they don't fit!
31:01They're much too small!
31:02So here!
31:03For you!
31:04You have...
31:29You have...
31:30Very generous...
31:31Friends!
31:32These look expensive!
31:37Over a hundred bucks?
31:39That barely covers the lease!
31:43Those are for the lease!
31:44Try five thousand dollars a pair!
31:46Ms. Shannon bought eight different sizes!
31:48Harold, please!
31:50I'm gonna book you a one-way ticket to Siberia!
31:55There's a lumberjack out there who's in need of an executive assistant!
31:58Please!
31:59I can't accept such a lavish gift!
32:04Yes you can!
32:05A razor be just fine!
32:09Is money seriously the only thing that you think about?
32:12Well...
32:14These fancy shoes are great!
32:18But...
32:19These laces are tricky to tie!
32:21Look who is the child now!
32:26Need some help?
32:27I wouldn't say no!
32:29Oh!
32:30Alright!
32:31Alright!
32:32Alright!
32:33If I have...
32:34Okay!
32:38Okay, here you go!
32:40Wow!
32:44So...
32:45You just...
32:46First of all, you gotta get them...
32:48Tired...
32:50Oh my goodness...
32:51Hello?
32:52Can you...
32:53Can you...
32:54Can you...
32:55Can you tell me?
32:56Mr. Shannon!
32:58Not now!
32:59Where's he going?
33:00Someone reported starlight at the bar!
33:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
33:05What's the rush?
33:06Should we take this?
33:07Have a drink with me?
33:08I can't!
33:09Hey, Starlight!
33:11I'm here!
33:12Mr. Shannon!
33:16Not now!
33:18Where's he going?
33:19Someone reported Starlight at the bar.
33:28Whoa, whoa, whoa.
33:29What's the rush?
33:30Have a drink with me.
33:33I can't.
33:38Hey, Starlight.
33:39I'm here.
33:40Thank you, Mr.
33:41Look, say your prayers, freak.
33:42Starlight, it's me.
33:46Rocket, don't you remember?
33:49Rocket.
33:50Yeah.
33:54Creep.
33:55My niece do that for me.
34:02This is just a big misunderstanding, guys.
34:04I'm going to enjoy this.
34:05I'm going to enjoy this.
34:12Let's go.
34:14Let's go.
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