00:00so I am 20 years old I'll be 21 and I still sit at the kids table so I'm not
00:16sure when you get to move up to the adult table maybe 21 you could finally
00:22sit at the growing folks table I feel like around I don't know 19 20 and have
00:29real conversation with everyone like 20 it all depends on your OG man like I know
00:34some people that's 28 that still can't get at the grown folk table so I'm gonna
00:39say 20 25 if you can't count count count dominoes in your head you can't be at the
00:46grown folk table you can't you can't be there at Thanksgiving dinner everyone has
00:54that one cousin who gets super lit drunk and just acts a fool everybody has that
01:00one cousin who is Russian the cook when's dinner gonna be served when's dinner
01:06gonna be served we cooking it's coming everybody got that one cousin that's
01:09still so you got to put away the dishes and forks and whatever they even still
01:14some silverware the silver yeah you got put away the silver I guess one for each
01:20family member sometimes people be taking home the whole tin they're like find an
01:25empty tin and they just go crazy with it it all depends on on the family member
01:30but you got that one you got that one uncle that he do he's so cool he gonna
01:34talk you through it like you don't talk about how he ain't doing too well right
01:37now you know saying he looking for a job and why you just like oh man he just
01:41sliding plates you know auntie Diana who boozy that come in here with her pearls she
01:45can't take a playoff my definition of the itis is as soon as you finish eating
01:52you wish the table would just transform into a bed the itis is when you get so
01:57much food so much good food and you get sleepy all of a sudden right after you
02:02right after you're done eating you're tired you're sleepy you just want it you
02:06just need a nap I have no idea what the itis is I have to google that oh man the
02:13definition of the itis is you have a you know a delicious meal that is above your
02:20calorie count and if you know it puts you in a coma you catch the itis and you
02:26knocked out on grandma's couch for at least two in two or three hours at least
02:29at minimum
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