00:00First of all, can a sister skip the gym and have the munchies in perfect peace, please?
00:07Leave Rihanna alone.
00:09Rihanna can do no wrong.
00:11Even Rihanna's weight gain respects her.
00:14It knows to go to the specific right places.
00:18If that ain't the Lord, I don't know what is.
00:21Amen.
00:22If you don't understand why thick Rihanna is a gift that you need to graciously accept,
00:29allow me to over-explain it to you.
00:31Rihanna said the word birth one good time.
00:34I'm gonna give birth to a black woman.
00:36And the whole internet thinks she's with child.
00:38No, we ain't pregnant.
00:39We just full.
00:41Shoot.
00:42That's your chicken wing.
00:44Rihanna is just perfectly thick.
00:46Like if you looked up the definition of thick, it would be a jar of peanut butter and Rihanna.
00:51And the way munchies are set up, with the amount of access that Rihanna probably has to like the most exotic, elegant snacks.
00:59I'll be thicker than that.
01:00I am thicker than that.
01:02And I don't have any of that money.
01:04Or that weed.
01:05Ugh.
01:07The internet.
01:08I need to hear a word from the New Testament of the book of Rihanna.
01:13Chapter 3, verse 2.
01:15I'm a black woman.
01:16I come from a black woman who came from a black woman who came from a black woman.
01:21Amen.
01:21And I'm gonna give birth to a black woman.
01:23And so it doesn't even...
01:24Yes, Lord.
01:25It's a no-brainer.
01:26That's who I am.
01:27She got to testify.
01:29We're impeccable.
01:30We are impeccable.
01:32We're special.
01:33And the world is gonna have to deal with that.
01:37There are so many other things you need to be worried about over Rihanna's waistline.
01:41Cam Newton.
01:43Super worried.
01:43We need to be worried about the fact that Felicity Huffman only did 14 days in prison
01:48after doing all that bribing and lying to get her kid into college that she didn't even
01:52want to go to in the first place.
01:54Justice still ain't served.
01:56Whether or not Pray Tell is gonna stop dating Ricky.
01:59Worried.
01:59Rihanna's thickness, while glorious, is none of our business.
02:04How it got there.
02:05Is it leaving?
02:06Is it a baby?
02:07Since when did people's uterus become your business?
02:11Look at her glorious.
02:13No.
02:13Don't objectify her.
02:14Just touch.
02:16Just love her.
02:16God bless her.
02:17Definitely in the Navy.
02:23Until the next time Rihanna stops us dead in our tracks, I'm Danielle Young and this is
02:28The Overexplainer Reacts.
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