00:01Ready and turn.
00:03Nice.
00:04The wedding is this Saturday.
00:06What stories are you gonna do?
00:07What do you mean, my speech?
00:08Yeah.
00:10Are you gonna use the first time you met?
00:12Yes.
00:13Okay, what about the first date?
00:15Yeah, of course.
00:16Fuck!
00:17You don't have to do a speech.
00:20So you're saying Charlie is your first love?
00:23Yeah.
00:24First love or your first crush?
00:26Both, I think.
00:27Wait, is that insane?
00:28At 30?
00:30So, I want to say this thing about her laugh.
00:34Yes.
00:35You know how it's very cute, but it's also kind of...
00:39Propulsive, even.
00:42Alright, so before we got married, we did this thing where we said the worst thing we've ever done.
00:46Okay.
00:47I'll tell mine if we all do it.
00:48Promise?
00:49What did you do?
00:50This doll.
00:52Beer bottles and porn.
00:54You left in there every night?
00:55Yeah.
00:56That's the worst thing I've ever done.
00:57Ice!
00:58Okay.
00:59I, um...
01:03Are you serious?
01:06Um...
01:07I'm sorry.
01:08I, um...
01:09I'm sorry.
01:10Emma, what the fuck?
01:12Am I sensing some nerves?
01:14Remember, you know each other really well.
01:16You have to stop thinking about it.
01:18You have to stop thinking about it.
01:19Don't just say stop thinking.
01:20So you are thinking about it.
01:21How the fuck think about it?
01:22I am thinking about it now.
01:24How can you even trust her?
01:25You've been incredibly hypocritical.
01:26I never said he was mentally disabled.
01:29Yes you did.
01:30You said he was slow.
01:31You said he was slow.
01:34Emma, true love is complicated.
01:36Sorry.
01:37I was just trying to do your stupid joke thing.
01:40Just stop.
01:42It's about acceptance.
01:43Radical acceptance.
01:45Why are you acting like you've never done anything bad?
01:55What the fuck was that?
01:56I don't know.
01:57I don't know.
01:58I don't know.
01:59I don't know.
02:00I don't know.
02:01It's just...
02:02That's some drama.
02:07It's very funny.
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