00:00Je suis Mildred
00:02et je suis souvent appelé à la « bookworm »
00:05Je suis top de ma classe
00:07Strait A's all the way
00:08School est comme le heaven pour moi
00:10Academically
00:11et socially
00:12Je suis borderline obsédé à dire la vérité
00:15Je suis, comme, hunting
00:17Fishing
00:18Look at this grand big bugger
00:20Vous savez, c'est le truc de l'adventure
00:22Vous ne parlez comme un enfant normal
00:25Je sais
00:26Hello
00:29Mildred, c'est moi
00:31C'est mon père
00:32J'ai juste un peu à travers le monde
00:33Pour être avec vous, petite fille
00:36Great
00:38Sorry pour la toute « absent-father » thing
00:41What's this?
00:42This
00:43C'est le Canterbury Panther
00:44No-one's ever caught definitive proof
00:47I can take you
00:49We leave at first light
00:54Hey, stick with me
00:55You'll be fine
00:57You know where you're going, right?
01:00So, what does the average gay for an illusionist look like?
01:03I do appearances
01:04Wow
01:05You think it's easy making a hundred balloon animals with Vin Diesel's kids?
01:09What the hell is a Vin Diesel?
01:21I heard a creepy sound
01:22Really?
01:23Really?
01:24You're 42, Dad?
01:28What did I ever do to you?
01:29Most daughters see their dads more than once a decade
01:34Mildred
01:35It's alright to be scared
01:37I'll look after you
01:38Go, go, go!
01:39You can't do it!
01:40Yes, you can't!
01:41No!
01:42No!
01:44Nice kitty!
01:46Okay, that's officially the craziest thing I've ever seen
01:48I know
01:49I'm pretty jazzed too
01:58So, can I make one thing perfectly clear?
02:02What's that?
02:03This tent is a fart-free zone
02:05Clear?
02:06Clear
02:07Good
02:11I'm so sorry
02:13Christ!
