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The Last Guy created by Gary Crockett. Song is a comedy. All my life when something bad has happened to me people say cheer up someone else has it worse than you do. So this song is about the Last Guy, the guy who has it worse than anybody else.
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Transcript
00:00People always say when you are blue
00:08Cheer up someone else is worse off than you
00:14So I wondered what about the last guy
00:19The guy who has it worse than anybody else
00:24There is nobody worse off than him
00:30He's the last guy, the last guy
00:34Things are pretty grim
00:36He's got no money
00:38He's got no friends, no family
00:41No car, no house, nor bed
00:45He can't pick his nose cause his fingers are gone
00:50They left with his arms and legs when he lost them on the farm
00:53He's got no teeth and he's got no bum
00:55Which is just as well because his mouth is gone
00:58He just rolls around on the ground a lot
01:01He feeds intravenously which is why he's alive
01:05He's the last guy, the last guy
01:11He's got it worse than anybody else
01:15There is no one worse off than he is
01:20He's the last guy, the last guy
01:22He winks with one eye and Morse code
01:25That's how he communicates, don't you know
01:28He stays alive because the devil doesn't want him
01:31Devil reckons he would not be able to make him suffer
01:33His nose fell off when he was ten
01:36His ears followed that and it was then he learned
01:39He needed glasses to see
01:41That was when he found out he has leprosy
01:46He's the last guy, the last guy
01:51Got it worse than anyone else
01:54He can't wear a hat to cover his bald head
01:57He can't scratch his back
01:58Or point at things at all
02:00He was told he had nice eyes
02:05As he looked up from the ground
02:07He wanted to say thank you
02:10But he could not make a sound
02:12He can't swim in the pool
02:15Because people call him Bob
02:18He can't hold down a job
02:20He cannot drive a car
02:23All he can do is roll along
02:26And that isn't very far
02:28He cannot press the button
02:30The traffic lights
02:31That let you cross the road
02:34So he just lies there
02:36And watches the traffic
02:38As it rolls on by
02:41He's no good on the dance floor
02:47Cannot sit on stools at bars
02:50He doesn't socialize in crowds
02:52As he gets kicked around the floors
02:55He's got genital warts and VD2
02:58Gonorrhea and herpes
03:00He's in a bad way
03:01Last week he had pneumonia
03:02Somnia
03:03Shingles and COVID-19
03:06Melanoma, cysts, moles
03:08Carcinoma, PSTD, COPD
03:11Emphysema, gallstones, kidney stones
03:14And Flintstones
03:15But he's alright now
03:18He's the last guy
03:21The last guy
03:22He's got it worse
03:24Than anybody else
03:25There is no one worse off
03:27Than he is
03:28He's the last guy
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03:33He's trying to stay positive
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