I'm Cactus Mate | Gary Crockett - Funny Aussie Man Flu Song

I'm Cactus Mate by Gary Crockett - Funny Aussie Man Flu Song | Australian Comedy Music Video

Gary Crockett is cactus, mate. Flat on his back on the couch, blanket cape on, thermometer in, hot water bottle on his forehead, tissues everywhere - and still convinced he's dying from man flu.

I'm Cactus Mate is a funny Australian comedy song about the man flu blues. A sniffle turns into full-blown drama, the girlfriend is unimpressed, the mates are laughing, and Gary still tries to be a cowboy hero in oversized boots.

Watch Gary wake up looking like death warmed up, shuffle to the bathroom, flex in the mirror, collapse on the couch, get fanned with a newspaper, sprayed with water, ride a bronco on the couch arm, count sheep in sunglasses, sneeze into the garden bed, dance like a swagman on a red dirt road, get checked by a comedy doctor, and finish with air guitar down the main street.

If you've ever had man flu - or lived with someone who has - you'll get this one.

Written & Performed by Gary Crockett - Australia
Visual music video - comedy acting only, no dialogue
© Gary Crockett Australia

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