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00:00As Batman, you must handle the widely varied tactics of your criminal adversaries.
00:13Some will try to distract you with bizarre gimmicks.
00:21You learn to use their weapons against them.
00:30These quirks have a pattern. Recognizing them is the key to winning.
01:01Not too shabby, huh?
01:11Better. Though your execution could use more... finesse.
01:17Hey, it gets the job done.
01:19Speaking of jobs, yours is to get a replacement for this one after school.
01:27Alright.
01:28So I tell this chick sure I'll call, when I'm desperate.
01:32Elson!
01:35Howard!
01:38Hope you didn't break your hand.
01:39What do you want?
01:40Big party at my place this weekend.
01:42Parents are out of town.
01:43And hey, it's gonna be wild.
01:45See you guys there, right?
01:47Doubtful.
01:50Great! Cool!
01:51Friday night!
01:52So I tell this guy, sure we can date, when I'm desperate.
02:00Yo, Blake! Chelsea!
02:03I guess I'll be seeing you ladies at my shway party this Friday.
02:07A party? Who else is going?
02:09Well, I just spoke to Nelson, and some other guys, and you know, a lot of other kids. Their names escape me at the moment.
02:19Oh, really?
02:21Super! See you there!
02:26Social meltdown.
02:27It's too painful to watch.
02:29Hey guys!
02:30I think we're looking at a packed house on Friday.
02:33You know you screwed up when Batman is saying he can't watch that.
02:36Relax, Howard. Forget the A-list. It's degrading. Only politicians chase after people who don't like them.
02:44Terry, Max, and I are definitely going to be there.
02:46Think of it as quality over quantity.
02:48Gotta run. Small intimate party might be fun.
02:56You can count on Terry to be there.
02:58I appreciate what you guys were saying, but I still want a cool girlfriend like Chelsea or Blade.
03:04Then kids would come to me. It's a sign that you're somebody.
03:09Somebody pretty shallow.
03:11Shallow, but popular!
03:15Hey! The boss's car! How about a lift?
03:19Sure, if you don't mind a side trip. I have to run an errand for Mr. Wayne.
03:22Oh, if I had wheels like these, I'd get more girls than a rock star!
03:26I did mention the whole shallow thing, didn't I?
03:29He doesn't even know who's getting to run to the bathroom.
03:34I don't know who's getting to run to the bathroom.
03:36I don't know who's getting to run to the bathroom.
03:37I don't know who's getting to run to the bathroom.
03:38I don't know who's getting to run to the bathroom.
03:40Yes, Mr. Wayne's special order is ready.
03:43He certainly goes through a lot of these synthoids.
03:46You know old folks, always breaking stuff.
03:49You have to sign Federal Clearance Form, S-29Y.
03:52It's a new one.
03:53Paperwork makes the world go round.
03:55I'll be right back.
03:56This place is great!
04:05Skip?
04:06Louis.
04:07You can stop worrying about those lonely weekends.
04:09Why is he telling me?
04:10Your custom order is ready.
04:11Why is that the same hair?
04:13I thought you'd be.
04:14Everything you wanted.
04:19Blonde, dimples, the works.
04:21Oh, brunette?
04:23My mistake.
04:25Deliveries tonight.
04:26Behave yourself.
04:28Hey, Drifty.
04:29You got a purpose?
04:30I'm here to pick up a special order.
04:32Ah, you want a custom job.
04:35Something like that little synthoid number over there?
04:38Sure, sure, yeah.
04:39I mean, can you?
04:42Oh, legally, no.
04:46But for the right price, I'd shave a coyote.
04:49Huh.
04:51Will this be enough?
04:52Oh, yeah.
04:55Tell me what you want, and I'll make it happen.
04:58Personality-wise, she's got to be completely devoted to me.
05:01100% loyal.
05:03Physically, around 5'7".
05:06Red hair.
05:07Medium length.
05:20What's your name, doll?
05:21I don't know.
05:22First aid jitters, huh?
05:23Hill High can be friendly, if you've got the right friends.
05:27No thanks.
05:28I'm only interested in him.
05:33Excuse me, Nelson.
05:37She's out of your league.
05:39Your friend got a name, Groot?
05:40And yours?
05:41Cynthia.
05:44You gotta run.
05:46No way a nimbus like Groot deserves a shway babe like that.
05:50I'm gonna have to put him in his place.
05:55Well, you're done.
05:57You in here, Groot?
05:58Come on out, Howie.
05:59I wanna talk to you.
06:00You in here, Groot?
06:01Come on out, Howie.
06:02I wanna talk to you.
06:03I wanna talk to you.
06:04I wanna
06:19So, she's murderous?
06:38Good thing he was still wearing his hockey pads.
06:41Otherwise, he might have been killed.
06:42How weird.
06:44I mean, lockers don't just fall over.
06:46Why dwell on it?
06:47Besides, Nelson didn't seem like a very nice guy to begin with.
06:58Brr.
06:59That girl's sub-arctic.
07:02You know it's messed up when people feel bad for Nelson Nash.
07:14Are you nuts?
07:15This is the boys' locker room.
07:16Yeah, I can smell the mildew.
07:18What's up?
07:22Check this out.
07:24Handprints?
07:25They don't look big enough to knock over lockers.
07:28No fingerprints, either.
07:29Maybe he wore gloves or something.
07:31You gotta get me out of here.
07:46How?
07:47I don't know.
07:48Think of something.
07:49I'll let Mr. Silverstein know you'll be late.
07:51You are so dead, McGinnis.
07:53Like I was saying, kickoff time for the party of the century.
08:06My party is 8 p.m. tonight.
08:09When it ends, it's up to you.
08:11If you're not too busy being Mr. Host, maybe I can pry you away from Cynthia for a dance.
08:21Whoa.
08:21You're talking to Howard Group.
08:22She's right there.
08:23All things are possible.
08:25She's right there.
08:27My notebook.
08:29I'm very sorry, Howard.
08:31You know I didn't mean to.
08:32I would never do anything to upset you.
08:34That's okay.
08:36It happens.
08:37They don't make plastics like they used to.
08:39See you tonight, Howie.
08:40Yeah, until she's done for.
09:07Nice view, huh?
09:08You wouldn't be the jealous type, would you, Cynthia?
09:13Excuse me.
09:14I've known Howard for quite a while.
09:16How long have you known him?
09:18All my life.
09:19Come on, Cynthia.
09:20Who are you?
09:21Where do you come from?
09:22What's the real deal with you and Howard?
09:23I'm very devoted to Howard.
09:26100% loyal.
09:31Hey!
09:38Nice.
09:42Well, if Terry wasn't Batman, he'd be dead right now.
09:48No way.
09:51A synthoid?
09:53Looks that way.
09:54I didn't know they made androids that could double for people.
09:56They're not supposed to.
09:58And Cynthia, okay?
09:59Oh, and let Dana and all be a little less.
10:01You live dangerously, McGinnis.
10:05Anybody can just walk in.
10:07So I said, whoa!
10:26Yes, Mr. Drago.
10:28That's no problem.
10:29All six can look like Kino girls.
10:32Uh-huh.
10:32We're very discreet.
10:34But I'm a big blabbermouth.
10:38Your little sideline's over, pal.
10:43You ought to look into getting a synthoid, bat freak.
10:45It'll give you something to do on Friday night.
10:51Shut up.
10:59Woo-hoo!
11:13Woo-hoo!
11:16Woo!
11:24shout even at WooHoo!
11:25Woo!
11:26Woo!
11:27Woo!
11:28Woo!
11:29Come on! Right now! Let's finish it! What's the matter? No guts?
11:39Wait a minute.
11:43Oh, wait a second!
11:45Whoa!
11:45Hey, hey, hey, hey! You got me! Can we work something out?
11:51No.
11:51Maybe I could give you a little tip or something to forget all of this.
11:54Let me give you a tip.
11:59Get a good lawyer.
12:02Woo!
12:07One game.
12:08But you're lost.
12:09I think it was Martin Booger who said...
12:14Say, Howard, we should double date sometime.
12:17I'd be up for that.
12:18Actually, I'd be interested in single dating you any time.
12:22I'll try to squeeze you in.
12:25Ah!
12:27Whoa, Cynthia! Come on! It was nothing!
12:30Take it easy, girl!
12:35That's enough!
12:36You and I are gonna have a little talk.
12:39Hey, Howard, great cheese dingles.
12:41Where are you two going? Private party?
12:44Ha!
12:45Yeah!
12:46Sure!
12:47I'm going to jail.
12:53Pick up, Louie!
12:55I need a little support service here.
12:57He's in jail.
12:58You don't like me anymore.
12:59I do, Cynthia.
13:00I just have to fix something in your command processor so you don't shove people around.
13:05But I am what you wanted me to be, Howard.
13:07I just didn't mean quite so... intense.
13:10You're hurting people.
13:12We won't need other people.
13:14You're my only reason for being.
13:16I'd go to pieces without you.
13:19Cynthia! Cynthia!
13:21Keep your hands to your...
13:23Cynthia!
13:25We can be together forever.
13:27Forever's a long time.
13:29A real long time.
13:31And I'm kinda young.
13:32Which means we'll have even more time together.
13:34Cynthia, listen.
13:36We have to talk.
13:37The fact is, this relationship isn't working.
13:40You're way too possessive.
13:42It was great in the beginning, but now I...
13:45You're what?
13:47I want to see other girls.
13:51Well, you know.
13:52Oh, this isn't good.
13:53You're gonna die.
13:55Sounds like you really got her wound up.
13:57You don't know the half of it.
13:59You're gonna die.
14:00You're gonna die.
14:01I'm gonna die.
14:02You're gonna die.
14:03You're gonna die.
14:04You're gonna die.
14:05You're gonna die.
14:06You're gonna die.
14:07You're gonna die.
14:08This chick was...
14:09Ah, hey!
14:10Okay, that's it!
14:12No more nachos!
14:13Party's over!
14:14Get out!
14:15Bye!
14:16Ha ha ha ha!
14:18The bad persona is amazing.
14:20Howard, you can't do this to me.
14:22Cynthia, please.
14:27Okay, Robo-Bim.
14:33Round two.
14:34Come on with me, dude.
14:37You can fight a robot.
14:42Batman!
14:43Batman, please.
14:45Batman, please.
14:46Batman.
14:47Please, Batman.
14:48Down, girlfriend!
14:49Hope I wasn't out of line with that Robo-Bim crack.
15:03She's not done.
15:06How?
15:19That's one way out of a bad date.
15:21No way out of a bad date.
15:30Uh-oh.
15:31Uh-oh.
15:33Oh-oh.
15:35Oh-oh.
15:37Oh-oh.
15:39Oh-oh.
15:43Oh-oh.
15:45Oh-oh.
15:47It's so shway.
15:49Cynthia's a robot and Batman's kick in her butt.
15:53Uh-oh.
15:55Uh-oh.
15:57It's more like a mutant.
15:59Run.
16:01Ah.
16:03Ah!
16:05Uh-oh.
16:07Uh-oh.
16:09Uh-oh.
16:13Uh-oh.
16:15Uh-oh.
16:17Uh-oh.
16:19Uh-oh.
16:21Uh-oh.
16:23Uh!
16:25Uh!
16:27Ooh-ah.
16:28Cynthia, can't we work something out?
16:43Just because I want to date others doesn't mean we can't occasionally see each other.
16:47Howard, don't you understand?
16:49I was created for you.
16:51I know, but people change.
16:54Synthoids get reprogrammed.
16:55These things happen.
16:56We can still be friends.
16:59What?
17:01Friends?
17:03Friends?
17:05Wrong thing to say?
17:07Is it ever the right thing?
17:13She's gonna blow!
17:17You got me.
17:18No!
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17:55No!
17:55You're a legend.
18:06I saved that dance for you.
18:08Get a life, Toy Boy.
18:15Whoa. What the heck happened?
18:17The party peaked early.
18:21Just look at it. How could this be any worse?
18:25I have one way to...
18:27Howard!
18:31See ya.
18:34Mom? Dad?
18:35I thought you had another week in Madrid.
18:38We did, until you maxed out our credit card.
18:41What in blazes did you buy with it?
18:43Dynamite? Dynamite to blow up the house with?
18:47I think Howard needs some quality time alone with these folks.
18:51Do you think they'll ground him?
18:53Your mother's antique doll collection!
18:55He's lucky they don't put him in the ground.
18:57Oh, by the way...
18:59Howard's father's voice actor is...
19:02Matt Castellana, or something like that.
19:04That's Homer Simpson.
19:06Yeah, that's Homer Simpson.
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