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00:00Keep in mind, this is the first time the American Army has seen females in battle.
00:05So I'm leading the convoy, and then an IED explodes, and we get into a firefight,
00:09and all of a sudden, Sergeant Callahan can't wait to tear my uniform off.
00:13Hey, you've been listening?
00:14Toss me the rope.
00:15I don't think that's what we're hauling.
00:18It's right next to the trash.
00:30Has it occurred to you that I'm picky?
00:38That I've got standards?
00:40I'm sorry, are you in the ship?
00:51I thought you might like to know that life-threatening situations make women really horny.
00:56Alexander!
00:57Alexander! I've got a surprise for you!
01:01He's giving me the house.
01:02Come on, boys. Follow me to the Notary Republic.
01:07Is he driving?
01:14It's a done deal.
01:17I guess I'm a homeowner.
01:18Maybe now you can convince some girl to fuck you.
01:24Well, he's 30 years old, you know.
01:26He's a good-looking guy.
01:27Never been with a woman.
01:30Feels good to help you out.
01:32That'll be $5.25.
01:34I'll file the papers with the county and have dinner waiting for you.
01:39I love you, my boy.
01:40Bye!
01:40This was a good idea, right?
01:52Yeah.
01:53I have an appointment.
02:15When?
02:16When?
02:16Nine.
02:18You make good time.
02:22God.
02:25Look, all you need to do is pay us $125,000 in the next ten days.
02:31But I don't know where my grandfather is.
02:34And he took the car, and I tried to take the trolley, but that girl wouldn't...
02:39I don't know what any of that means.
02:43Well, there has to be something I can do.
02:44Hey, you got a minute?
02:47Well, aye, Ben.
02:47Yeah, we're finished here.
02:48I just...
02:49We are?
02:49I just dropped off the uniforms from my Little League team.
02:52We're going to have a hell of a season.
02:53Those kids...
02:54I love those kids.
02:55Well, wait a minute.
02:56I just...
02:57I don't know what else I can do for you.
03:00But I really hope you have a great day.
03:02Mortgage default?
03:23That's a really nice suit.
03:32Did you get my loan?
03:36Yeah.
03:37You're going to college.
03:38Okay.
03:40I'm a marketing major.
03:41Did I tell you that?
03:42Have you ever considered a viral campaign for Mr. Bims?
03:47What?
03:48A viral campaign.
03:49Like, web-based content?
03:50I don't know what the hell you're talking about, okay?
03:52Just...
03:53Hello.
03:53A single text can...
03:55Shh!
03:55Hello.
03:56Hi, I'm with the Brewer Collection East.
03:58So, what's the deal with my student loan?
04:04It's in your name, right?
04:06Uh...
04:07Yeah, I wouldn't, you know, worry about it.
04:10It's all taken care of.
04:11Kind of.
04:12Okay.
04:17Hi, sir.
04:19No, it's not true.
04:20Let's go.
04:26My son is a virgin.
04:28Excuse me?
04:30Uh...
04:31You, uh, want to buy your boy a party?
04:35He's 35.
04:36He lives at home.
04:37Yesterday, he brought a Judy Garland box set on DVD.
04:42I'm not gay, Mom.
04:47His little brother never had this problem.
04:51It's never too late, ma'am.
04:52I feel the same.
04:58It's nothing.
05:00Hey, hell.
05:00I made more working as a pool shark in high school.
05:04To have a garage sale,
05:05sell all the crap you collect.
05:08I feel the same, I feel the same
05:12What about underage kids?
05:18Underage kids have a ton of disposable income
05:20They can pay us to party at your house
05:22Hey, you boys seen a piano around here?
05:26Yeah, we...
05:27No, no, we haven't
05:34I thought I went to the supermarket
05:35They said they've got 200 bucks
05:36Kids are surprisingly angry
05:43I'm going to talk to them
05:45They broke my keyboard
05:50Just shut up, they'll tire themselves out
06:06This isn't so bad
06:14They took the refrigerator
06:16I didn't think they were that strong
06:20You canceled my loan?
06:23It's just a semester delay
06:25Look, here's the thing
06:29Why do you want to go to college?
06:31If I had that body, I wouldn't have gone to college
06:34Come on, stay here with the please
06:36This is what you have
06:38This is what you do
06:39You're beautiful
06:40Hi
06:41Hi
06:42Hi
06:43Drive!
06:48Where?
06:52To MSU
06:52It's only a one semester delay
06:56You bitch!
06:58Hey, wait!
06:59Wait!
07:00Stop!
07:01I'm coming home from the battle
07:03So I...
07:04I thought that's a really good school
07:06I'm following you
07:08Who pray back home
07:09I feel the same
07:11First time you're gonna come true
07:13I know you will be
07:15My gas girl
07:18I...
07:23If you need anything else
07:29That reminded me of the times
07:32I let the cowboy out of the green zone
07:33Very similar
07:36Next
07:40Sweetie, thanks for holding my spot in line
07:45You're welcome
07:46Alright, there's no record of any loan here
07:53That's bullshit
07:55You take credit card
07:58Cash
07:59Or a personal check
08:00With two forms of ID
08:00There she is
08:04Hey
08:09How's it going?
08:12Can we give you a lift?
08:15I don't have to be in a cab
08:16Seriously
08:21Stop following me
08:22I don't need a lift
08:24I don't need a friend
08:25I just need money
08:26That's it
08:26Yeah, okay
08:27Here
08:27I've got a ten
08:29Cliff, how much do you have?
08:32I don't have any money
08:33You've got change from lunch
08:34She's a hooker
08:37Hey, don't say that
08:39I'm gonna make up for last night
08:41Hey!
08:43Hey!
08:44Hey!
08:45You could totally prostitute
08:46At my friend Alexander's house
08:47She's not a prostitute
08:48She just wears tight clothing
08:49We're gonna make money
08:51We're gonna make money
08:52He's losing his house
08:54We need to make money
08:55To save his house
08:56What's my cut?
09:00Uh, 80-40
09:01That's not possible
09:03This isn't the time for fractions
09:04Do you want to turn my friend's house
09:06Into a brothel or not?
09:09This is illegal
09:09Of course it is
09:11And we could get in trouble
09:15Lots of trouble
09:19A hundred and twenty-five thousand dollars in nine days?
09:29Is that a lot?
09:32Not for professional
09:32Do you think we can do it?
09:37We're gonna need more girls
09:39Hey, you guys
09:41You want to watch some cars?
09:43See the brunette with the intense eyes?
09:45That's slow
09:46She's getting her doctorate in women's studies
09:48Don't worry about it
09:52The blonde with the big smile?
09:54That's Brooke
09:55She likes to fuck
09:56I will be
09:58Never leave a mask behind
10:03Till I'm surprised
10:04You know
10:04Hello, Mr. Howard
10:08I don't do much entertaining, so
10:16This is great
10:17Check bedrooms
10:19Oh, I'll show you
10:20There's no fridge
10:26Teenagers took it
10:29Dude
10:33No offense
10:34I'm so glad you're not coming to my bachelor party tonight
10:38Hello
10:44I would never get laid if people knew you were my brother
10:52I'll give you three hundred dollars if you could pick me up
10:56I got it
10:58Great
10:59I'll see you soon
11:01Were you staring at me?
11:08No
11:08I was thinking
11:10Thinking about what?
11:12Stuff
11:14Work stuff
11:16Alright, Brooke
11:19Take a picture of you and Hank and text to all of his friends, okay?
11:25You
11:25Beer
11:27Condoms
11:28Go
11:28In his bedroom?
11:36What?
11:36I get laid a lot
11:40So do I
11:42You know, maybe if I didn't want to get laid, I'd bring you
11:46It's okay, Trent
11:48I have plans
11:49Dude
11:51Just because you're role-playing in a bar
11:54Doesn't change the fact
11:55That you're role-playing
11:57It's worse than you play in public
11:59Hi, Hank
12:13Hi
12:21I've missed you
12:24Have fun at your bachelor party
12:30Yay!
12:36Okay, that was the greatest moment of my life
12:38Can you see your cell phone?
12:45Yeah
12:45Here
12:46Alright
12:49Smell
12:51Text it to all your friends
12:56Evening, sir
12:58Girls in the back
13:09Huh?
13:10Girls outside?
13:11Jesus
13:12I should have never hired smart girls
13:16Leon, is your sister still in town?
13:20Nah, she left Thursday
13:22Collection agency's on the phone again
13:24Alcohol and speakers are in my office
13:27Put them on the counter
13:28And microwave a shit ton of pizza
13:30I have movie tickets
13:31Fucking girls
13:34Hi
13:43Here's what I'm asking
13:45Here's what I'd like to know
13:46Could you just come with me for two hours
13:47No questions asked?
13:49No questions
13:49I mean, you know
13:50Just get in the car?
13:52I don't care
13:53Just ignore that
13:54Ignore it
13:55Listen to me
13:57I just want to know
13:58I just want your wife to dance
14:00No, you're being unprofessional
14:03Fucking asshole
14:04Where are my girls?
14:06Where are my girls?
14:09These are going to be asking my brother soon
14:11Watermelon flavor tastes like real watermelon
14:14How do you know?
14:17I like cherry
14:18I like cherries
14:20I'm broke, Leon
14:27Branching out into bachelor parties
14:32Was going to save me
14:33If they take Bims away
14:38What am I going to tell my Little League team?
14:41A donut
14:42Come on
14:44Look, have a donut
14:45Look
14:45Come visit me in my donut hole
14:47Please
14:48You know
14:52I always thought we should offer
14:53The donut hole
14:55Do that again
14:57No, come on, Jimmy
15:00Bite-sized pieces of donut
15:03I'd pay for that
15:05You just saved Bims
15:08We're going to sell donut holes?
15:10No
15:11Who's ready to fuck?
15:15No
15:17What's the definition of a pimp?
15:22Don't answer him
15:24What is the definition of a pimp?
15:29A procurer of prostitutes
15:31That's what I'm doing
15:34I'm procuring prostitutes in my house
15:39Alexander, stand up
15:41Put your shirt down
15:50I never finished my route
15:54I'm going to lose my job
15:57Huh, that was supposed to calm him down
15:59I'm going to be homeless
16:01And unemployed
16:03And all I can say for myself
16:04Is that I exploit women
16:05Ow
16:06What did you do that for?
16:13Hey
16:13Hey
16:15Hey
16:15This is a bachelor party, isn't it?
16:22If you say so
16:23Then where are the girls?
16:26Besides you
16:29That's
16:30Because the closest thing to a vagina is
16:33You're being very mean for no reason
16:36I'm sorry
16:36There's no reason to be mean
16:37I'm not sorry
16:38They keep asking for girls
16:45Okay, but how tall are they?
16:47On average
16:47What are you doing?
16:48Don't worry about it
16:49Just, do you mind?
16:50You guys didn't have to follow me
16:58Gary, I drove
17:00Yeah, dick
17:01You're here to party?
17:12Yes, I win
17:14Yeah, again
17:16Okay, gentlemen
17:19Ten dollars a beer
17:21Twelve beer minimum
17:22Who's next?
17:27Where are the girls, man?
17:29Just tell us
17:30Shop for trade?
17:36All right
17:36Where is the bachelor?
17:38Where are the titties?
17:39The titties are here
17:40You said they'd have sex with me
17:41I did say that
17:43But look at
17:43You're getting married soon, right?
17:45I don't want you doing something
17:46You're going to regret
17:47I brought condoms
17:48All right, all right
17:49What's your female say's name?
17:52Jennifer
17:53Right, Jennifer
17:54Now, if you come down to the basement
17:57To the bathroom in the basement
17:59In five minutes
18:00You're going to get something
18:01You're going to love
18:02But you're not going to have to lie
18:04To Jennifer
18:04And be ashamed
18:05In front of Jennifer
18:06Who you love
18:07I love Jennifer
18:09Five minutes
18:11So
18:15Where are the titties?
18:21Can you keep the truck on it?
18:25God damn it
18:26Oh
18:26Wait
18:27That's cheating
18:29You know the rules
18:30Who wants to have some real fun?
18:37Oh, yeah
18:38I'm doing great
18:46Hey, you guys need anything?
18:49What did you say?
18:49No, it's perfect
18:51I love it
18:51Perfect?
18:51You swear?
18:52I swear
18:52I swear
18:53I love it
18:53Just like that
18:54Hello?
19:04Hello
19:04You took your shoes off
19:15Very cool
19:18Now you've got your ball of negative energy
19:35And we're going to combine them
19:36And we're going to turn it into love
19:39Push the love
19:41Into our hearts
19:43That was special
19:47Do you like to experiment?
19:52Sure
19:52Love
19:54Okay, that's freaking me
20:01No
20:02Don't worry
20:26I'll be right back
20:27Those fucking girls
20:38Let's rock and roll
20:43Oh
20:47There he is
20:50Ew
20:51There he is
20:52Oh
20:52Oh
20:53You guys
20:56Are in for a treat
20:58You know that experiment thing?
21:14Mm-hmm
21:14I think I'm ready
21:17Let's dance
21:20Wait
21:20Does this mean we're like dating?
21:22Do you want to dance?
21:28Sure
21:28Hey
21:38Alexander
21:39Mr. Howard
21:41Can I be your bartender?
21:43Sure
21:43He likes you
21:54No
21:55He doesn't
21:56Yeah
21:59He likes you
22:01He likes you
22:01Hi
22:24It's Alexander
22:24And Bucky
22:25We're not home
22:26Leave a message
22:27Alexander
22:30It's Cliff
22:30I'm
22:31That's four baby
22:33You're the king, Trent
22:36Damn right I am
22:37Woo
22:40Seriously, who wants four hand jabs?
22:44It's like ultimate relaxation
22:49Just like a wave of
22:53Power
22:56Seriously
22:58That was
23:01Like
23:03199
23:05On a scale of like
23:08One to five
23:10I mean it
23:13I
23:15Mean it
23:17It's like my heart
23:21It's like my heart
23:23Now don't judge me
23:27But seriously
23:28Like
23:28It was beating
23:31Fast
23:33Faster
23:34Than it usually does
23:37And I think that means something
23:40Because I have a really slow heartbeat
23:44Because I have a really slow heartbeat
23:44I'm bad for your first time
24:00Did you pay for that?
24:06I can keep a secret if you can
24:09Trent's been gone for two hours
24:15Now I love a good hand job
24:17And I got a great one back there
24:18But what the fuck?
24:20Oh it gets a hole in the wall?
24:21Dude, it's a glory hole
24:23Yeah, I know what it's called
24:24The whole point is
24:25You don't know who's on the other side
24:27I know what the point is
24:28Fine
24:30They said there'd be girls
24:32But I have not seen one
24:33Now Trent's gotten like nine hand jobs
24:35And I'm really proud of him
24:36But my kids have soccer in the morning
24:38Okay?
24:39I don't have time for this
24:40So come on
24:42Who wants to go to a strip club?
24:54What are you doing here?
25:04Why do you have this house?
25:09It was my grandfather's house
25:11But he's gone now
25:15Oh god, I'm
25:17I'm sorry
25:19No, he's not dead
25:22He just took off
25:25After school my
25:28My grandpa got sick
25:30And I
25:30Took over his route
25:31I wanted to go to college too
25:35What did he have?
25:41My grandpa
25:42He had
25:45He was diagnosed with
25:49He was full of shit
25:56I don't think anything was wrong with him
26:01So
26:04He just
26:05Lied?
26:09Yeah
26:09He's a liar
26:12Hey, what happened to Cliff?
26:17Cliff
26:17I didn't steal that dump truck
26:21I'm a scrap hauler
26:23Guess what?
26:34I finally did it
26:35I got a bug on Anderson
26:37She doesn't even know she's wearing it
26:39I told you I'd do it
26:42She's peeing
26:47I wish I had a visual right now
26:51I'm gonna die in here
26:54That's the biggest purse I've ever seen
26:59What do you have in there?
27:05It's a shampoo
27:06I need to wash my hair in a few minutes
27:09Can I borrow some?
27:11Come on
27:12Who carries around a big bottle of shampoo?
27:15Not everyone has a huge house
27:17They can just
27:18Throw all their shit into, okay?
27:21Everything I have is in my bag
27:22Really?
27:28I'm sorry
27:29I didn't know that
27:31I was raised in foster homes
27:33I moved around a lot
27:37So
27:39Oh the bed
27:46Ruby
27:46What?
27:49Take my room
27:51I'll stay down here
27:54Fine
27:55Outstanding party
27:58No bullshit
27:59I spent thousands
28:25I'm not leaving
28:35Until I see who you are
28:36Fine
28:38I am not giving you
28:48Your money back
28:49They all laughed
28:55Are they gone?
29:06Yeah
29:06I don't hear anything
29:16Just walking around
29:19How cool would it be
29:22If she wore it home
29:23And we heard her having sex
29:25Maybe we could use these
29:29To solve crimes
29:30Morning boys
29:32Morning Chief
29:34Hi
29:35We arrested him last night
29:37We think he stole a dump truck
29:40Oh come on
30:00Alexander's cliff
30:13I'm in jail
30:16They think I stole a dump truck
30:17Help me
30:18Cliff?
30:20What are you doing?
30:23Alexander's cliff
30:23I'm in jail
30:24They think I stole a dump truck
30:26You were in jail?
30:27I'm in jail
30:28Why didn't you call me
30:29Why didn't you call me?
30:29I would have
30:29Oh
30:32Yeah
30:33Oh
30:35You guys had the greatest night ever
30:38And I spent the night in jail
30:40I thought you said you were in that Mexican jail before
30:44Uh yeah I was
30:45Uh yeah I was
30:45It was no big deal
30:49Alexander
30:51Where's my fucking dump truck?
30:54You're fired
30:55And so's your boy toy cliff
30:57So I missed out on
31:00The greatest party ever
31:02And I lose my job
31:04Thanks Alexander
31:05And I am not your boy toy
31:06If anything you are my boy toy
31:08Thanks for a fine night Alexander
31:11You're welcome Mr. Howard
31:13There was an old man here
31:15Can you guys quiet down?
31:19No I won't
31:19This was my idea
31:21And you forgot about me
31:22Calm down
31:24It's not like it was a one night deal
31:25Yeah
31:26I found this outside
31:28Oh hey
31:38Guys
31:39Uh we made a mistake
31:40So I'm being evicted?
31:42Our guy who posts the notices got screwed up
31:44We should never have posted that notice of foreclosure
31:47That was weeks ago
31:48That's bullshit
31:49Oh like I said
31:50Our guy screwed up
31:58Asshole
32:03Sir
32:05I need to go home
32:07I need to sleep
32:09I wonder when I'll be able to sleep again
32:13It's 9.38
32:16Are we open?
32:18Leon
32:19Have you ever been in a fight?
32:23Forget it
32:28Who are these guys?
32:43They got the text
32:44They've gone viral
32:45Where'd the music come from?
32:46They brought their own
32:47Hey baby I'm ready
32:48Get your hands off of me
32:49Nerds like Bruce
32:51Not a problem
32:52I mean that's a lot of fun
32:53Thank you
32:54But coked up assholes
32:56Absolutely not
32:57I have my masters for Christ's sakes
32:59Wait
32:59You do?
33:01Uh huh
33:01Early childhood development
33:02Hey I got your masters right here
33:04Okay so this is what happens with unchecked male aggression
33:07Think you can just take my girls and cut me out?
33:14They didn't seem to think it was a problem
33:16I see
33:16Oh hobo
33:18Hey hold on a sec
33:29Hold on
33:29These are my customers
33:32Don't you have any loyalty?
33:35You screwed me so I screwed you
33:37Right?
33:38Yeah?
33:38So I'm gonna beat the hell out of your boyfriend
33:40Till I feel better
33:41Hobo
33:42Hey
33:43Wait let's just
33:46Let's just get back to work okay?
33:48Yeah what about him?
33:50What about him?
33:51You think he can run us?
33:53He's just some scrap holler
33:54Fine Brooke let's go
33:56Lo I don't want you
33:57You're weird
33:57I don't like the way you talk
33:59I wasn't going anyway
34:00Eat me
34:01Let's go
34:01Now
34:02Actually I'm going back to being an au pair
34:04It's much more rewarding
34:06What?
34:07Au pair
34:08Brooke
34:09Brooke just come on
34:10Here there
34:10I'll be going back
34:12Ah
34:13Oh
34:13Alright
34:14Okay
34:15I'm going to go off
34:18Alright
34:49Please, I need you to go as far as you are legally allowed to go.
35:02Stop!
35:11I used to be the guy on stage doing his own striptease.
35:14The guy everyone loved.
35:16But now, I don't know what happened.
35:19We hate those guys.
35:22You do?
35:24Alright, two club sodas with lime.
35:27Thanks.
35:31What?
35:33I want to watch you die for...
35:38I am not gay.
35:39Okay?
35:40I'm not gay.
35:41Not gay.
35:42I want to watch you...
35:43I want to watch you...
35:44We're there, huh?
35:45Why don't you just go back inside, Puff?
35:46Looks like you didn't miss the party.
35:47I was never in Iraq.
35:50What?
35:51What?
35:52I was never in Iraq.
35:53I made it up.
35:55What?
35:56I was never in Iraq.
35:57I made it up.
35:58I went to Orlando with my mom and I broke my leg getting off.
36:01It was...
36:02Water slide.
36:03It was slippery and...
36:04I spent those six months on sick leave.
36:07Not in Iraq.
36:08Cliff, of course you weren't in Iraq.
36:10I was never in Iraq.
36:11I was never in Iraq.
36:12What?
36:13I was never in Iraq.
36:14I made it up.
36:15I went to Orlando with my mom and I broke my leg getting off.
36:16It was...
36:17Water slide.
36:18It was slippery and...
36:20I spent those six months on sick leave.
36:23Not in Iraq.
36:24Cliff, of course you weren't in Iraq.
36:31You knew?
36:32You were only gone six months.
36:35The military doesn't take people for less than three years.
36:38Yeah, well...
36:39You're just a liar.
36:41You lie about everything.
36:43Yeah, well what about you?
36:45Look at all this crap.
36:46That's...
36:47Weird.
36:48And you stole that piano!
36:50Cliff, I stole the piano!
36:52And...
36:53And this...
36:54It's...
36:55It's bullshit!
36:56All of it!
36:57What are you so mad about?
37:00Cliff...
37:01I'm being evicted.
37:03I...
37:04I'm in a massive amount of debt.
37:06I...
37:07We turned my house into a...
37:08A brothel!
37:09And...
37:10And now I've got a bunch of idiots high on cocaine destroying what's left of it
37:14while paying a women's studies doctoral candidate to fuck them!
37:18Yeah, but...
37:20Ruby digs you.
37:21Oh...
37:22You...
37:23You mean the girl...
37:24The hooker...
37:25Who only did this so she could get back at her pimp?
37:28That girl likes me?
37:30Wow!
37:32Stop whining!
37:34Oh, I'm sorry.
37:36Am I getting in the way of your research?
37:38Yes.
37:39And you're an idiot.
37:41Is that your professional opinion, doctor?
37:43Oh, do you want my professional opinion?
37:45Hey, I'm paying for this!
37:46Just stare at my ass a minute!
37:48Okay.
37:49My professional opinion is that you lost your parents at a young age, you were raised by
37:52a con man, and you've spent the rest of your life avoiding real human interaction.
37:56Including working at a job with individuals who show the same level of immaturity.
38:00You've started a collection of these things in order to grasp at a past that doesn't exist, while
38:05ignoring the future in front of you.
38:07You're incredibly repressed, and that's why you're still a virgin.
38:10You're still a virgin because having sex would cause you to open up and grow as a person.
38:19To leave these childish things behind, if you will.
38:22Surprisingly accurate.
38:24Thanks.
38:26You know, I never lied to you about those times I had sex.
38:31Except for all the sex in Iraq, that never happened.
38:33I can't let Ruby take her love to town.
38:47What does that even mean?
38:54Nice call!
38:56Oh shit!
38:57Whoa!
38:58Come on!
38:59Listen, what are you doing?
39:00She did it for me!
39:01She was trying to protect me!
39:02Hey!
39:03You!
39:04Come on, Cliff.
39:05What is it?
39:06Cliff, I don't think you're a liar.
39:23You just exaggerated for comedic effect.
39:27And you're my best friend.
39:31Really?
39:32Yeah.
39:33Can you help me, Cliff?
39:35You really need my help?
39:38I don't have any military experience.
39:43I don't care if Bim's paying that homeless guy to protect him.
39:46I got moves he hasn't even seen.
39:49Alright.
39:51Hey!
39:52Can we come too?
39:53I really want to help Brooke and Ruby.
39:54Yeah.
39:55Let's go.
40:02Guys are so fucking weird.
40:05How the fuck did you steal my customers?
40:07All it took was a text.
40:08What happened to your hands?
40:11I need to talk to you.
40:12What the hell are you doing here?
40:14I've been hiding in the basement.
40:15Sir, I don't think that this is a good idea.
40:18Oh, you don't think this is a good idea?
40:20Does it say Bim's Pizza on the poster or does it say Leon and Two Whores?
40:24Am I the boss or are you the boss?
40:26I'll do it for 500 bucks.
40:28Fine.
40:32Are we even close?
40:34Yeah.
40:35I'm when I come out.
40:36No!
40:37No!
40:38Ah!
40:44Ah!
40:45No, no, no!
40:46I'm when I'm inside.
40:47Oh!
40:48No!
40:49No!
40:50No!
40:51No!
40:53No!
40:58No!
40:59Ruby?
41:09They have weapons.
41:17Hi.
41:18I was coming to get you.
41:20They wanted to help too.
41:22Thanks.
41:25You're all under arrest.
41:27Come on, I said you're under arrest.
41:31You too, Missy.
41:32Hands up.
41:33You too.
41:38You okay?
41:40Yeah, thank you.
41:42Hey!
41:44No talking.
41:57Sir?
41:59Did you drive here in the paddy wagon?
42:01So, is this a prostitution ring?
42:04Seriously?
42:05I need some medical attention.
42:08You sponsor a Little League team.
42:10I love those kids.
42:12I'm in a lot of debt.
42:14Sir, if it makes any difference, my house is going into foreclosure.
42:19It doesn't make a difference.
42:20I'm researching the lives of exploited women.
42:22My professors have all signed off.
42:24I have post-traumatic stress disorder.
42:27Well, at least that's something.
42:30What about the rest of you?
42:30PTSD!
42:32I know, soldier.
42:34But you broke the law.
42:37Sorry.
42:40What?
42:42Sorry.
42:43Sorry.
42:45Yeah, sorry.
42:46Sorry.
42:47Me too.
42:48Sorry.
42:48Sorry.
42:49I'm not sorry.
42:51Me neither.
42:52I'm really sorry.
42:52Sorry.
42:54Sorry.
42:57You can't say sorry.
43:00Hi, Dad.
43:02Hank?
43:04Wait, are you mixed up in this?
43:06Yeah.
43:08They're my friends.
43:11Trend?
43:12You owe me 500 bucks.
43:14No, I don't.
43:15I didn't finish.
43:19For what?
43:20This guy's been running women out of his house.
43:24And this guy?
43:25He's been in the men's bathroom for money.
43:30Dad, I'm gay.
43:33My whole life I've been trying to be something I'm not.
43:36Oh, latent homosexuality.
43:39Exactly.
43:43Hank.
43:44You like yourself.
43:46You're totally cool with role-playing in public.
43:47And that made me angry because I couldn't accept who I was.
43:52All right, um, how'd you two hear about this?
43:56Electronic surveillance.
43:57This is how they're going to solve crimes in the future.
44:02Did you get a warrant?
44:03Uh, why?
44:05Why?
44:05Of course we did.
44:22So what do we do now, Dad?
44:23Thanks, Dad.
44:41Hey, Cliff.
44:43Life-threatening situations, man.
44:48What does that mean?
44:49Are you going to claim Bucky or not?
44:53He was arrested three days ago.
44:54Breaking into a soup kitchen.
44:57He's been in jail?
45:00Dad.
45:05Okay.
45:06I'll drive.
45:06I'll drive.
45:06Thanks for coming to meet my family.
45:36I'll drive.
45:57What are you-
45:58It's better.
46:19Yeah.
46:46Ruby, this is my grandfather.
46:49Bucky.
46:50Hi.
46:52Says your girlfriend?
46:54I'm getting evicted from the house.
46:58Who needs a house when you got a girl?
47:02Why did you give it to me?
47:06You're not here to pay my bail, are you?
47:11You can't give someone debt.
47:14I signed the deed.
47:17We went to a notary.
47:19But you didn't sign for the debt.
47:23That's fraud.
47:25He committed fraud.
47:29She's a keeper.
47:30She's a keeper.
47:39I know.
47:40I'll see you around, Grandpa.
47:41I'll see you around, Grandpa.
47:42I'll see you around, Grandpa.
47:43I'll see you around, Grandpa.
47:48I'll see you around, Grandpa.
47:51I'll see you around, Grandpa.
47:52You're safe.
47:53I'll see you around, Grandpa.
47:54You're right.
47:55You're up.
47:57You're up.
47:58It's a joke, you're up.
48:00I'm adhering to it.
48:04We're running fast.
48:06It's a joke, man.
48:07It's a joke, man.
48:08Yeah?
48:09Alex.
48:10Whatever.
48:19Thank you for letting me audition.
48:21I always wanted to go to college.
48:23When you're ready.
48:38Hi, are you here for the auction?
48:51Of course, sir.
48:53Why do people keep asking that?
48:58I just need one more extension.
49:11I think you need to get your hands looked at.
49:28Please, Mr. Bill Docker.
49:31I love this job.
49:33I love hauling scrap.
49:36Sorry you don't have money for school.
49:38Why do you think I'm helping you push this piano?
49:58You can't take my hands.
50:00I'm gonna do it.
50:01I love you.
50:02You might be like, I'll come here.
50:03I am very happy.
50:05I will be like...
50:08I definitely can't see you.
50:14I'll come here to the theater.
50:16I'm gonna go to college.
50:18I will be like...
50:21I've got together.
50:22I've got the rest of the theater.
50:24I got to play it.
50:25I got to play it.
50:26Don't tell me you're into this shit.
50:36I'm about to save an elf princess.
50:40She good looking?
50:40She good looking.
50:56So, how'd it go?
51:10I think it went okay.
51:13Congratulations.
51:23I lied to you.
51:24I lied to you.
51:27I told you that I get laid a lot, and that's not true.
51:31I'm a virgin.
51:45Let's go.
51:45Let's go.
51:52Let's go.
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