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02:30It's not all about you, Pip.
02:33This season, the chaos kicked off early.
02:36I thought I'd got the nod to get rolling on the lake house, but I've hit yet another bump in the road.
02:42So probably not as much done as you thought at the lake house, you'll see we ain't started yet.
02:50There's a good reason.
02:53Neighbours.
02:53I've got one person writing letters to the council.
02:58So I can't do anything.
02:59But the good news is, there's a little project just over that hill.
03:06What do you mean by a little project?
03:07Well, I had to keep myself busy.
03:09Show me that if you don't mind, yeah?
03:12Get ready.
03:13Something came up on top of the hill.
03:20What do you mean something come up?
03:22That farm there in between.
03:24The manor house.
03:34You now own that?
03:36No, but look at that.
03:37I've got 17 geysers here today.
03:41There's about seven geysers on the roof.
03:45So it's got the main manor house, and there's another big party barn.
03:51I'm not putting drains in, I'm putting, like, rivers in.
03:54I'm going to make this pond larger.
03:56I bought that woodland as well.
04:01But do you want to come up and meet the lads?
04:04Oh, no, I don't.
04:05I've just sort of taken it in at the moment.
04:07I can't believe you bought it.
04:08Have you seen that show on telly, Yellowstone?
04:10I have, actually, yeah.
04:11Well, this is the new Yellowstone.
04:15I really want to get in the manor house, get through it, get it done,
04:19and get down the lake house rapido.
04:22And these old buildings run away with the purse strings.
04:25It's very expensive.
04:26Materials are expensive, and labour's very expensive.
04:29So what the idea is, put 20 blokes up there every day,
04:32because I want to get it done quick.
04:35Putting a turnaround car park here, look.
04:38This is week three, look.
04:39And they've stripped this for me.
04:42Yeah, now...
04:43How are we getting on, boys?
04:45Do you reckon you'll be done by the weekend?
04:46Yeah.
04:47They don't even come in weekends.
04:49Five days a week, this.
04:50You're joking.
04:53Imagine, see, you know, people running around like,
04:55little ants here, there, and everywhere.
04:57All you needed was someone playing music,
04:59and it would have looked just like a fairground.
05:00Diggers swinging here, holes dug here.
05:03There's another little staff bungalow, look.
05:06Shit.
05:06Bed there, little living room here.
05:09This is just the tip bit, so I'll go and show you the house now.
05:13I suppose you knocked that about and all, wouldn't you?
05:15I've gutted it.
05:16Oh, what a surprise.
05:17The manor house is manic right now.
05:24That used to be a bedroom.
05:26I've never swung so hard and fast in my life.
05:28You are absolutely taking a leak into the wind,
05:33and it's coming at you.
05:36Do you know what I mean?
05:37But in our case, it's like you're pissing on the boxer's boots
05:40and he's going bang, bang, bang.
05:42This will all be lovely and tiled.
05:44And then there'll be a path down there to the helipad.
05:48The what?
05:50There'll be a path down to the helipad.
05:52I suppose you've got to have a helicopter, haven't you?
05:54You know.
05:55Have you got your own personal one?
05:57I borrow one.
05:58Oh, do you?
05:59I've got friends in high places.
06:02Tip it.
06:03Yeah, go on, go on, go on.
06:06This is the busiest I've ever seen him.
06:08He ain't even got time to have cup of tea, really.
06:10And he hasn't.
06:12He is all over the place, and he's absolutely full on.
06:15So when you're sitting here,
06:17there's the view with the lake there, look.
06:19Wow.
06:21That in LA, there'd be going...
06:23Well, it's a million-dollar view, man.
06:25That's a ten-million-dollar view, isn't it?
06:27It's got to be one of the nicest views I think I've ever seen.
06:29That'd be the Surrey Hills you can see in the distance there.
06:32That's amazing.
06:36Bagging the manor house shows up the whole valley.
06:39Lines slap-bang between the farm
06:41and the lake house.
06:44It connects the 2,000-acre plot all together.
06:49You're building an empire, son.
06:50That's what you're doing, isn't you?
06:51No, I'm building a small legacy, is what I'm doing.
06:53Well, it's not that small, is it?
06:54I know he's expecting the worst, and I'm going to show him the manor house,
06:58and he's going to absolutely crap his pants, because it's a big job.
07:02Well, I've got all good news.
07:06You don't have to get your tools out.
07:09So I've got a plan.
07:11Right, OK, yeah.
07:12I think we should let the boys do the building work.
07:22Go on.
07:23I think we've grafted enough for the last two or three years and four years, folks.
07:26To be honest, I'm really quite glad that I didn't know anything about that.
07:30Me and you concentrate on the wildlife side of it.
07:37Hey!
07:40Let's have a break for lunch.
07:43Whoa, I'm glad I'm out of it.
07:45I'm so glad I'm nowhere near it, to be honest with you.
07:48If you'd have sat me down and spoke about it, I generally would have said,
07:50no, sorry, mate, I can't help you, because it's just too much.
07:55All right, boys.
07:56We're getting on.
07:58Nice to meet you, boys.
07:58I'm glad it's you and not me.
08:03Nice to meet you.
08:04How you doing?
08:05And then I'm going to put a bar up there.
08:08Do you know what?
08:09I'm glad you're really happy, because you know you're not doing anything.
08:16With Wobbs taking a back seat on the tools,
08:19I've been scouting for new recruits to join my craze again.
08:22That's it.
08:24Hey, look, he's been to Turkey, look.
08:26He's had his teeth done, has he?
08:27Don't turn up, because the cameras are here, you tosser.
08:30We've got my old mate from school, Patty.
08:33Well, he was the rival school, actually, but played football against him.
08:37The best number 12 that I have ever seen on a football field.
08:42You never got that done in Watford, son.
08:43We used to call him splinters, because he was always sitting on the bench at Watford.
08:48He'll be doing electrics.
08:50Glenn!
08:52What are we doing?
08:54All right, mate.
08:56Wobbly's in shock.
08:57Taking the grunt out of the groundworks...
08:59How are you?
09:00You all right?
09:00You well?
09:00...is newbie Glenn.
09:02He's definitely got his work cut out.
09:04There's so much to do here for everyone.
09:06Wobbly does not need to worry, because there will be plenty for him to be marching on with.
09:11I met him about four years ago, and I literally screwed a bed together.
09:16And I'm still here now.
09:17Can you just?
09:18Can you just?
09:18Can you just?
09:19Do you like that?
09:20Just job.
09:20Can you just do this?
09:22Let's see if he's got any air left in a couple of years' time.
09:25It's going already.
09:25I'll be out of Turkey with you.
09:27If there's an ever and ever for a package, I'll eat a turkey, this is it.
09:37Coffee time, huh?
09:39Yep, I'm on it.
09:40It's all happening, I'm on it as well.
09:42Yeah.
09:42The more you do on the list, the bigger the list gets.
09:45It's nuts.
09:46It's absolutely nuts.
09:46Well, that's your favourite thing.
09:48Yeah.
09:48It's never getting the list complete.
09:51Finny's up and out about 5am, and then he'll jump on a digger.
09:55He's full pelt.
09:58Got the old plate spinning, honey.
09:59As always.
10:01As always.
10:02Finny's got a lot going on behind the scenes.
10:04He's had some family news that's rocked him quite a bit.
10:08But he's doing what he does, and he's keeping swinging.
10:17The plate I've been spinning the longest is the lake house.
10:21I'll let her have a little run, shall I?
10:25She loves it down here, hon.
10:28Held back by me roosting bats and barn owls,
10:31now it's a nosy neighbour who's complaining to the council about me plans.
10:36Bosh.
10:37There'll be a hedge here.
10:38Finny is chomping at the bit to get started on the lake house.
10:43What's delaying us?
10:44What we did on the plans, we came round here, and we're just, with our hedge, touching the footpath.
10:54If he hears the word no, he will rebel.
10:58It, like, sets off some sort of trigger in him, and he goes into rebellion mode.
11:03There's my footpath, OK?
11:10So, Mr. Commoner walks down here, down his footpath.
11:17He sort of walks a bit like that.
11:18You heard about the bloke who bought a suit like that?
11:20Didn't fit him.
11:21So, he had to walk like that for his suit to fit him.
11:23Um, on the drawings, the hedge came here.
11:34What did my local friend do up there?
11:36Write a letter to the council saying that we're 12 inches over the footpath line.
11:41So, we've had to spend another couple of grand redrawing it.
11:45So, what we need to do is create something where we can generate some money off it when it's done to kind of pay for itself.
11:55Yeah, great idea.
11:57Yeah, you could do the wild swimming in there.
11:59You could be out there on your mats doing your yoga.
12:02So, if I do three events down there, it's fine.
12:04All I want it to do is pay the bills.
12:06If we don't make enough money to subsidise everything, I'll subsidise it.
12:12I want it to be so exclusive, it's ridiculous.
12:16But I'm not getting into the weddings and all that bullshit, you know?
12:21I did something many years ago when Guy was with Madonna.
12:25This guy come to me and he said,
12:28My daughter's getting married.
12:29Could you ask Madonna to sing at her wedding?
12:35Right?
12:36Yeah.
12:37So, I was uncomfortable.
12:39But I said to Guy, I said,
12:40Do you think you could ask her?
12:43He's willing to pay three mil.
12:45You know, for half an hour, 45 minutes.
12:47Anyway, Guy come back and he went,
12:50She doesn't do weddings.
12:51Week later, I get a phone call.
12:53Seven mil.
12:55My daughter really wants her.
12:57So, I said to her,
12:58Half an hour, seven mil.
13:00She went,
13:00Vin,
13:01I don't do weddings.
13:03That's exclusive.
13:04I do do weddings.
13:05For seven mil,
13:07We'll do them every weekend.
13:08The moral of the story here is,
13:10Don't earn peanuts when you can earn gold bars.
13:14As Vinny puts it,
13:16A lot of plates are spinning.
13:18People have asked if they could stay there,
13:20And that would create some income to pay for the place.
13:23And at some point,
13:25Something will become clear.
13:28Good chat, hon.
13:30But until then, just nod.
13:32Adios, amigos.
13:34On to the next.
13:37Right now, I'm flat out 24-7.
13:40Trying to keep the dream alive.
13:43I love it when the boys are busy.
13:45But once everybody's chipped off,
13:49Then nature comes alive.
13:52Me and me old mate,
13:54Can remember what it's all about.
13:58There's loads there.
14:01There is, yeah.
14:04Wobbly loves his wildlife.
14:07Sometimes,
14:08Maybe over the last year or two,
14:09We've been so bogged down,
14:11That we've been bricking our way in,
14:13And we've not seen the outside light.
14:17We met enjoying the countryside,
14:19And we've got to carry on the friendship,
14:21Enjoying the countryside.
14:23And they get this last bit of sun in the evening.
14:26This is what I love.
14:28If you just listen.
14:33I've got this app, look.
14:34See this app?
14:36It's the app you've got a bird song.
14:37Yeah, look, listen.
14:38What I've got is an app on my phone,
14:40And it will tell you what birds are singing,
14:43Around you at that moment in time.
14:46Continue.
14:47What did I do?
14:48You'll come back here.
14:49Come on.
14:50Sound identification.
14:51That's it.
14:52That's a wamp.
14:53You're supposed to go like that.
14:55Yeah.
14:56Oh, here you go.
15:05That's a robin anywhere now.
15:07Oh, there's a...
15:0960% here you go.
15:12Brushes.
15:13Robin, told you.
15:17The main reason I brought you down here,
15:19You were right on your last legs
15:23Last year.
15:24I think I pushed you too far.
15:26I think you nearly broke.
15:28I don't want it to come across that he broke me,
15:30Because that's doing him an injustice.
15:31Because it was never like that.
15:33Looking back, I was very angry last year.
15:36Obviously, I'd lost my dad.
15:37I guess I was kind of angry with the world.
15:39He asked me to do stuff,
15:40And he put me under a bit of pressure.
15:41But I know for a fact,
15:43If I would have gone to him,
15:44And said to him,
15:44This is too much for me, mate.
15:45He would have pulled the plug on it.
15:47I don't want to disappoint him.
15:48So I put myself under the pressure.
15:51I don't want it to affect our friendship, really.
15:53Because I didn't realise,
15:56But I think with grief comes anger sometimes.
16:00It does.
16:01I didn't know that.
16:01I didn't know that at the time.
16:03And I think there was a bit of that going on.
16:05And you know when you don't allow yourself,
16:07You don't give yourself time.
16:08I don't know.
16:09You don't absorb it all.
16:10I mean, grief obviously affects everybody so differently,
16:12Doesn't it?
16:13I mean, you don't know this,
16:14But I literally lost my mum last year.
16:17Last week.
16:19I'm just dealing with that at the moment,
16:22And moving forward,
16:25The funerals next week.
16:26I feel it's important to tell Wobby about me mum,
16:30Because he does understand the grief process.
16:34Sometimes you want your mates to know,
16:36To go,
16:37Yeah, I got it.
16:38I got it.
16:39And we'll process it together.
16:43I just can't believe I'm never going to see her again.
16:45I kind of can see now why he's gone from being very busy,
16:49To being stupidly busy,
16:51To being almost ridiculously busy.
16:54I kind of get it.
16:55It may, you know,
16:56It may be his coping mechanism.
16:58You've got to allow the grief in,
16:59To be able to allow the grief out.
17:01I think I'm controlling it.
17:03I've had no massive break there.
17:04No, not,
17:04You're managing it.
17:06I'm managing it.
17:07I process it with swinging,
17:09And the faster I'm running and turning,
17:12The more energy I can create,
17:14And I turn the bad energy into good energy.
17:17And that's how I deal with it.
17:20Come on.
17:21Sorry.
17:21All right?
17:22Sorry, Beatman.
17:23I didn't know.
17:44Gorgeous, isn't it?
17:45The glisten on the water there.
17:46Absolutely gorgeous.
17:48It's so peaceful.
17:49It really is.
17:49Oh, I don't know when it'll be,
17:53But I think it'll be lovely here.
17:54It really will.
17:55Yeah.
17:55I think everything that he's achieved so far,
17:58This is my favourite place.
18:00I mean, you know me and him,
18:02We go back a long way,
18:03And occasionally we do sit down and talk.
18:05Yeah.
18:06And he mentioned the other day
18:07That he's sort of,
18:07He's lost his mum.
18:08Yeah.
18:10And it's,
18:11You know,
18:12It's a massive thing.
18:13It's massive.
18:14It happened really quickly.
18:16It's not something that anybody prepares us for,
18:18Is it?
18:19Like, it's not disgust.
18:21It's such a personal thing,
18:23Dealing with grief.
18:24Keeping busy is his way,
18:26And sometimes you need to feel your feelings,
18:29Not crash and burn.
18:32I think a lot of blokes do it.
18:33You deal with these things in a way
18:35That you just keep busy.
18:36Yeah.
18:37So what you're doing is you're delaying the inevitable,
18:39You're delaying the crash,
18:40Because it's going to come,
18:41You're going to feel that,
18:42You're going to get that.
18:42When he is sad,
18:44And when he is,
18:45You know,
18:46Emotional,
18:47When, you know,
18:47Your head is going,
18:48What do you lean to?
18:49You lean to your strengths,
18:51Don't you?
18:51100%, yeah.
18:52You can get everybody together,
18:53And everybody going,
18:55And it's something that,
18:56Not everyone has.
18:59No, I agree.
18:59I agree.
19:00And he is kind of superhuman in that way.
19:04Does it ever wear you out?
19:06Now, sometimes I think,
19:07Do I have a stun gun?
19:09Yeah.
19:10Or for yourself or him.
19:12I said that the other day,
19:13Wouldn't it be lovely
19:14If you had one of them little switches on his shoulder?
19:17And off.
19:19And Vinny time.
19:20And off.
19:21You'd be lucky, Wobbs.
19:23I'm always on.
19:24And forking out with 20 lads a day
19:26On the manor
19:27Is making my eyes water.
19:30Just going to go and get Glenn now.
19:33Oh, the painters are here.
19:35We're on a tight schedule.
19:39Hi, boys.
19:40And I'd like to get me money's worth
19:42From my new signing.
19:44Glenn,
19:45I need you to come down the lake then.
19:48Now?
19:48Yeah.
19:49Doing this, aren't we?
19:50Yeah.
19:52I need your dumper.
19:53Yeah.
19:54And I need,
19:55I need the digger.
19:56Can I finish this or not?
19:58No.
19:59I've got a lad, Glenn,
20:00Helping me.
20:01Just giving free jobs
20:02And he's like,
20:04You're not here
20:05To move the wheelbarrow like this.
20:08I want this.
20:13I've got 20 tonne of sand,
20:16Quartz sand coming
20:16At 2 o'clock tomorrow.
20:19So if we,
20:19We're halfway,
20:20We've lost half a day now.
20:21Where's the time?
20:22Let's go.
20:26Glenn's panicking.
20:27He thinks it's a big job,
20:28But he ain't been here long enough
20:30To stop panicking.
20:32They all panic to start with,
20:33Because I do pull them off here,
20:34There and everywhere.
20:35I know how hard it is to earn money.
20:40Even now.
20:41I was on the building site,
20:42And we never,
20:44Earned what these lads are earning now.
20:46It's frightening.
20:47So you've got to keep them going.
20:50Come on, lads.
20:51Let's do all these jobs.
20:54Little job, look.
20:56Here we are.
20:56It's all right, sunshine?
20:57We've checked all the bramble.
20:58Dave's been in there.
20:59There's no net or anything, right?
21:00So from here,
21:02Up to that willow,
21:03Leave a little bit of a ledge
21:04So the water don't come back.
21:06See what I mean?
21:07Just like that.
21:08Yeah.
21:09Just like that, Glenn.
21:10You're getting it now, Glenn.
21:11I want them to be able to walk down,
21:13Go in the water like that,
21:14And then just push off.
21:17You're a late one tonight, Vin.
21:21The guy said his took a couple of hours.
21:23Yeah.
21:27This is what it's like working for Vinnie Jones.
21:31One more over there.
21:33The list started off this long,
21:35And now it's ten times as long.
21:38So it's growing by the day,
21:39But it's all good fun,
21:40And you've got to keep smiling.
21:42You've got to get it done.
21:44He wants his beach to be a notch or two above guys.
21:47So we're chamfering it back from the water's edge.
21:54We don't want, you know,
21:55Massive, deep pockets of sand.
22:00It's starting to look good already, isn't it?
22:06Perfect.
22:07Well done, boys.
22:08There we go.
22:10Right.
22:11Job complete.
22:12Wasn't too bad.
22:13I'll give you that.
22:14I told you.
22:14It was a couple of hours.
22:15It's hard for me to explain what Vinnie's like to work for.
22:21He's lovely,
22:22But it comes at a cost.
22:24He's very intense.
22:26It could only be a matter of time before Glenn tells him to fuck off.
22:30Let's put it up here, Glenn.
22:31Right, can you get Dave on this then this afternoon?
22:34That's how we roll, mate.
22:38That's how we roll.
22:40But, yeah, that's perfect.
22:43That's going to look an absolute treat there
22:44and give a lot of people a lot of pleasure.
22:47Wild swimming.
22:50On a wild beach.
22:51In wild west Sussex.
22:53So far, it's fair to say Wobbs has done, well, not a lot.
23:09But I've got a special job up my sleeve for him.
23:11He'll enjoy it.
23:13He just don't know it yet.
23:14I need to connect this pasture to that field over there somehow.
23:20Have it wide enough to get a Polaris through, right?
23:23Right.
23:23I want to try and get a passage through the wood organically
23:29without going through with the machinery.
23:33Someone said to me, goats eat anything and plough through the lot.
23:36So I said, OK, then, get me a passage right through the wood.
23:38Look at this.
23:40Happy days.
23:41We call it, you know, the goat path
23:42because I need to get to that other field without going along there.
23:45I can trickle through here and then no-one sees you
23:48and you trickle through and you go in
23:50and you can get into that next field, you know, down where the bees are.
23:53And you reckon the goats will eat that through, yeah?
23:56Look, what about here, wobs?
23:59There he goes.
24:00This is it, wob.
24:01I've been around Mr Jones now for some time
24:04and he's just hit me with the most way out thing
24:07that I've ever heard in my life, where he's got it from.
24:10Has Guy Ritchie got any goats?
24:11It will work. It will work.
24:14Do I think it'll work? Absolutely not.
24:17It's all very well, Mr Biddy.
24:19I want you to chew from this bit to that bit,
24:21but he's going to end up over there, isn't he?
24:23So somehow we've got to fence him, haven't we?
24:25And then keep moving and what?
24:28Yeah.
24:29The trouble is with Vinny, you cannot change his mind.
24:33How can I say this to be kind to him?
24:35You have to do it to prove him wrong.
24:38All this brown bull, look, how long would you leave him here?
24:40A week? Three? Three or four days?
24:42All right, listen, mate.
24:43Who knows?
24:44He's got it two ways.
24:47We can do it and have a bit of a laugh and fun.
24:53Or he's going to have a strimmer strapped around him
24:55and away you go and sweat your nuts off, Wobbs.
25:00You've got to keep them fenced in.
25:02Yeah, but what I thought, you tether the goat
25:04and it eats everything like that
25:06and then you move it on.
25:07Yeah, I find it a bit bizarre, but that's Vinny all over.
25:13My goat experience is limited, mate, it really is.
25:16That's a non-starter, then.
25:17It wasn't my idea to use goats to fucking create a road, was it?
25:22What's going on?
25:23I've just been given me first job of the summer.
25:26We've now got to sort out about keeping goats.
25:29Well, Wobbly's quite negative towards the goats right now,
25:33but then with Wobbly, you have to unwrap everything
25:37a little bit slowly, you know what I mean?
25:39And just show him gently and all of a sudden he'll go,
25:43I don't want nothing to do with it.
25:45Oh, they're nice, aren't they?
25:47I'm going to leave this to you two.
25:48Right, see you later.
25:49Sorry, I'm confused. Why?
25:52And they've told him you can use goats to clear brash,
25:55yeah, as in clear a bit of ground.
25:57Yeah.
25:58For a road, he's making a pathway.
26:00The concept of keeping goats eating in a fucking straight line
26:04from point A to point B,
26:06well, it ain't going to work like that.
26:15In tough times, me connection with nature
26:17has always helped me sort me head out.
26:20Since losing me mum, it's more important than ever.
26:24There's a coops nest over there in them reeds.
26:26They like building their nests in the reeds that stand up
26:29and they'll put their nest in there and the moor ends.
26:33You can see it there.
26:34Look, the coops come out, see what's going on.
26:35Look, on that far side, see it?
26:36On the water.
26:39So that's a chick.
26:41There's like a baby coop behind it, by the edge.
26:43See it?
26:44So she's got one left, look.
26:45You kites and buzzers have learnt to skim along, come down,
26:51skim along just above these lakes and pick off the chicks.
26:56It's a shame.
26:56It's such a shame.
26:57I think there's always comparisons in life and nature.
27:02For me, always has been.
27:03And, yeah, I think when you see, you know,
27:08a mother protecting the chicks or its offsprings,
27:10it's their natural instinct.
27:12What she's doing now, look, the chick's over on the right.
27:15She knows there's danger here and she will lead us off that way
27:19and try and get that bloody chick to get in them reeds.
27:23That's what she's doing.
27:25Well, whenever you see animals protecting their young,
27:27it's just a constant reminder.
27:29I think my whole brain and body is still working out
27:34that me mum's gone.
27:41Cut, Pat!
27:44On my West Sussex farm, it's well known
27:47that I'm only ever still when I'm sleeping.
27:51But today, I'll make an exception
27:53whilst I wait for the geezer delivering the sand for me beach.
27:58What do you reckon?
27:58You slept in it yet?
28:01No, she wants to though, Blondie.
28:02I've just got to give her one camping night
28:05and she'll be over it.
28:07Guy, Richie's got the nice little jetty
28:09and the tent and all the rest of it on it,
28:11which is all lovely.
28:12He's got this lovely white sand.
28:14So I found out what it was.
28:16It's like crushed shells or something like that.
28:19Right, here's Glen with the rakes.
28:22How are you?
28:23Got the tools.
28:24Yeah, being dragged off again, aren't we?
28:25Being dragged off again, yeah, indeed.
28:27Welcome to Vinny's well.
28:29There seems to be a little bit of a pattern developing
28:32that whenever he spends time with Guy, Richie,
28:35he seems to come back with his little ideas.
28:37Like the first one was a helipad.
28:40Guy's got a helipad.
28:42Vinny needs a helipad.
28:43So, but he's got two now.
28:45Then there's the beach.
28:46Guy's got a beach.
28:47Vinny's having a beach.
28:48So, let's see what's next.
28:50Who knows?
28:52Oh, there you wait.
28:55I wonder if you take the digger up to that corner
29:01and clear a little bit of gear.
29:03Yeah, it must be something you can do
29:04while you're standing around.
29:05Zach, let's go over there for ten minutes.
29:06Come on.
29:06You stay there.
29:09I'll stay here.
29:10Come on, we've already started.
29:11Come on, Glenn.
29:11Let's take him there.
29:15Here you are.
29:17That is a prime example of what he's like.
29:20What did we have there?
29:21Five minutes of doing nothing?
29:23Yeah.
29:26It's a disease, isn't it?
29:27It's got to be.
29:28It's got to be a disease, isn't it?
29:29It's got to be...
29:30There must be some sort of diagnosis
29:32that a doctor can give him,
29:34you know,
29:35that he just can't sit still.
29:39Um, is it here?
29:40Here we go.
29:41Here comes the sand.
29:53A bit orangey, isn't it?
29:56Bane corpse.
29:59That's builder's sand, isn't it?
30:00Put quartz sand in your Google.
30:06Look, look, look, I've hardly touched it, look.
30:08You can see it already, look.
30:11This was a lovely little project,
30:13and this has fucking wound me up.
30:16Look at that lovely white, crushed quartz
30:18demo yard sends me fucking builders.
30:25I'm raging.
30:25I can't even talk right now.
30:27I'm so fucking raging.
30:28Oh, two, F-P sand.
30:33It's what you lay bricks with, basically.
30:35I don't know who he's ordered it off of.
30:38I think what we're going to have to do is put all this down
30:40and then buy some sand to put on top of it
30:43that you're able to sit on.
30:45When there's a major fuck-up,
30:51it takes me a while to come down.
30:54I don't want to hear about it.
30:56I don't want to be told it's the wrong stuff.
30:58I know it's the wrong stuff.
31:00I just need to breathe.
31:02You know why it was cheaper now, don't we?
31:08Go on.
31:10Fucking hell.
31:12We'll make it work.
31:15Eventually.
31:15All we need is Pamela Anderson sitting on it
31:20and no one will give a shit what colour the sand is.
31:25Let that settle now, eh?
31:27And then I'll come down here
31:28and I'll see what animals walk across it
31:29and I'll identify them for you.
31:31All right.
31:32That one there's a hairy-ass plumber.
31:34That one there's an old contract farmer.
31:37Yeah, that's it.
31:39Right, Zach, you can go back.
31:41What, we on the helipad?
31:43We were.
31:44Right, go back to the helipad.
31:45Do you hear Vinny's voice in your sleep sometimes?
31:48I don't really sleep a great deal,
31:49but when I do catch a wink,
31:51yes, he's in my mind constantly.
31:54Glenn this, Glenn that.
31:56Right, we've got to go and see this 13-tonner then, Glenn.
31:58I think I say his name in my sleep.
32:00No Vinny, I think.
32:02But no.
32:04We're not no men, we're always yes men.
32:07I wonder if I put a lovely thing,
32:10water towel on top and have a shower,
32:12an outdoor shower.
32:14Fair enough.
32:16The beach is a washout,
32:17but we'll sort it.
32:26Now that Wobbs is concentrating on wildlife...
32:29Do you want the best food?
32:31You'd think you'd be up for my organic goat path.
32:34We'll find out.
32:36But he's not convinced.
32:37Yet.
32:38Emma's found his husband's recalls for goats.
32:41It's great, because it's a day off for me.
32:43It's like a holiday.
32:44It's fantastic.
32:44Is the idea that me and you are basically going to look after these goats?
32:50Well...
32:50Or is it something he's going to do?
32:52Well, how hard is that?
32:53That's another thing.
32:54We have to ask, how do you look after goats?
32:56I'm a bit nervous, because I did get buttered by one once.
33:02Lovely.
33:04Nice to meet you, Emma.
33:05Wobbly.
33:05Nice to meet you.
33:06Nice to meet you.
33:06Right.
33:07You're going to come say hello, Glenda?
33:08Oh, hi, Glenda.
33:10I've got to be very, very careful that you don't fall in love with one and want to take one home,
33:13because the only way we're transporting is the back of my car and that ain't going to be happening.
33:17So, that's a no-no.
33:18Bodger's Bend!
33:19So, welcome to Bodger's Bend.
33:26This is crazy, isn't it?
33:27Yeah.
33:28These pens, can they jump this quite easily?
33:31Depends on the goat, but yeah.
33:32Right.
33:32OK.
33:34It would be nice to have water and possibly electricity nearby as well.
33:37He's a logistics man, isn't he?
33:39Yeah, he is.
33:39Yeah, you can tell.
33:40Do they mess in there a lot?
33:43Loads.
33:44Is there?
33:44Oh.
33:47Wobbly is being a bit negative about it.
33:49He's a little bit on the fence, and we need him to jump over that fence and get amongst the goats.
33:57Is that the sort of goat you've got on your mind, Emma, or...?
34:00I feel a connection with all of them.
34:03I feel like he will embrace it.
34:06He's silly.
34:07He's not playing ball.
34:08Up that way.
34:09This is when we're getting a good insight now, Wobbly, into how unruly they can be.
34:17Yeah, look, she ain't having that.
34:18And these are the experts.
34:19What chance have we got?
34:20Yeah.
34:21They've got that look about them, haven't they?
34:22They do.
34:23They have got a stubborn look about them, haven't they?
34:25I haven't really heard many people say nice things about goats.
34:28Like, it's not like, oh, yeah, get yourself a goat.
34:30They're lovely.
34:31There wasn't much positive advice.
34:34It was like, good luck.
34:35You know, them sort of comments.
34:37We've got a lot of, um, unruly boys ready.
34:40I think they're going to fit right in.
34:44What I've discovered today is that they're absolutely lovely and that I've sort of fallen in love with them, really.
34:50You're a natural.
34:51I know.
34:52See?
34:53I think it's going to work out.
34:56Mark my words, this is all going to end in tears.
34:59I can see it being disastrous.
35:02We know exactly what we're doing.
35:03You're a very handsome, good boy.
35:09What's next?
35:10Donkeys?
35:12Which one's giving you Vinny vibes?
35:14Vinny vibes.
35:14I know, but it's that one, isn't it?
35:16Yeah, look.
35:26Another morning in paradise.
35:30Well, for some of us, anyway.
35:33For everyone else, there's jobs to do.
35:36Wobbs has got the goat pen underway.
35:37Ooh!
35:39You all right, mate?
35:41And my number one priority is keeping this lot motoring.
35:45Some big power cables here.
35:48And if you hit one of them, the whole of the village will go out.
35:52And I'm on them like a rash.
35:55That's progress.
35:56To stop cost-spiring it.
35:57Yep.
36:02I love it when people come and go,
36:04Oh, wow, what architect do you use for this?
36:06And I go,
36:07Then all my ideas,
36:11I go to sleep
36:12Working it out
36:14And picturing it
36:15And visualising it
36:16But
36:18Let's see where we are in three months
36:21That'll be the test
36:22Yesterday, I decided to cut that out
36:27Look, and now it opens it all up
36:29Have the cooker there
36:30And then have all units round there
36:31Much bigger, much better
36:34Loving it
36:35They're all the tweaks you've got to do
36:37From time to time
36:39This is match day for me
36:41You know, I'm out there
36:43Who's marking him?
36:45Who's got him?
36:46You know
36:46Defensive corners
36:47Attacking corners
36:48Free kicks
36:49Goalkeeper
36:50We're going to do the offside trick
36:51Right, squeeze up
36:54That's what this is
36:55For me
36:56If I ain't got this
36:58I've got to be playing golf
37:00You know, I've got to be doing something
37:01I guess this is what he must have been
37:04Playing football
37:05And he was going onto the pitch
37:07That I think is what it is for him
37:09Every day when he gets up
37:10He wants to walk out that tunnel
37:11His brain is going like that
37:14Constantly
37:14All I can do is really support him
37:17Right now
37:17And take jobs off of him
37:20Whoa
37:24What?
37:26What up, sweetheart?
37:26You all right?
37:27Oh my gosh
37:29You're amazing
37:30There was nothing here last time I saw you
37:33No
37:33And I come to see
37:35How are you getting on?
37:37So I have found some goats
37:40They're arriving in a couple of days
37:42They are amazing escape artists
37:44So Wobbly needs to be on his game here
37:46And make sure that these goats
37:49Don't end up in Gelford
37:51We need to think about the waters
37:53Water?
37:54I just need to get a cup of water drinkers
37:55I could order some
37:56Yeah, you can do
37:57Yeah, whatever
37:57Goat, goat, water
37:58Goat, water
37:59Goat, water
37:59You and I should have a sleepover in here, shouldn't we?
38:07Should we?
38:08Do you reckon?
38:08I don't think Vincent would be too happy, would he?
38:11This is really cute
38:13I like this
38:14But you need some hay
38:15They eat nuts, don't they?
38:17Google searching
38:18Goat nuts
38:19See what comes up
38:21The main thing is
38:25Is that they cannot escape
38:26Hopefully
38:27We'll be okay
38:28Did you get your hair cut, no?
38:34Not everyone, yeah
38:35Bad mind, don't
38:3618 quid
38:38They're white socks, Patty
38:42Are you trying to take a bit of pressure off your teeth?
38:44Yes
38:44I thought you could reflect on them instead of these
38:47So look, just on the whim
38:49I dropped into the
38:51Do you like me out, by the way?
38:52Yeah
38:53I think I look about 22 again, Patty
38:55I don't think you do, son
38:56But I've known Patty 50 years
38:59Patty has seen every single stage of my life, yeah
39:03Patty's always been part of that family
39:05When I went through losing Tans
39:08Karen, his wife, and Patty
39:10were very, very, very good to me
39:12I've been asked Karen
39:15She's ringing me, your missus, is it?
39:16No, it's Roddy Senior
39:17Everyone's ringing about the funeral
39:21But it's just a tiny, small affair
39:23All right, Roddy
39:25I'm sitting right next to Vinnie at the moment
39:27It's not like that, Roddy
39:30I'm going to go to the church
39:32And then a few of them are going to go for a drink
39:35And I'm going home, Rod
39:36Okay, then, shall I look
39:37I'd like to candle on the day, all right?
39:39All right, then, Rod
39:40All right, Roddy
39:41See you, Patty
39:41I knew Vin's mum very well
39:44As sad as I know he is about his mum passing away
39:48He'll have his moments on his own, obviously
39:51Even no one knows what he'd like there
39:52But he won't show too much emotion
39:55And he'll just get back up
39:57Keep busy, as he says
39:59Keep on swinging
40:00And, um, yeah
40:01That's the way Vin gets through things
40:03It really is an oh, fuck moment
40:10When you lose a parent
40:11It really is
40:12It's like
40:13Oh
40:16Here we go
40:18We're all on different journeys
40:22With me, you know
40:24This is somebody that brought me into the world
40:26This is somebody that cared for you
40:28You've got that mother's instinct
40:30You've got that
40:30Mother-daughter, mother-son instinct, haven't you?
40:34You know, them ties
40:35It's just there
40:37It's always the dreaded phone call you get, you know
40:48Just pulled up to work
40:50And came for a day's filming
40:51And my sister called
40:52And said mum had gone
40:54Very sudden heart attack
40:57Um
40:59So sad
41:00I think
41:01I am trying to keep the blanket of grief off
41:03I am trying to do that
41:04And being busy
41:05Like
41:06Work is great
41:08That helps
41:10No regrets
41:13She came to America
41:17She saw me in America
41:18She saw me
41:19You know
41:20She was there at the FA Cup final
41:22She was there at Premieres
41:24She came out to LA
41:25She saw
41:26The house I built in LA
41:28Stayed there
41:29Beverly Hills Hotel
41:30Pretty Woman Hotel
41:32For Christmas Day
41:33Um
41:36Bought her a house
41:37When I was quite young
41:38Which I was very proud of
41:40And I just think
41:43You know
41:44She's reunited with Tan
41:45Tan was like her second daughter
41:47So
41:48Try and take a bit of harmony out of it
41:53And I'll walk with that for now
41:56I'll walk with the harmony
41:57Dawn in gorgeous West Sussex
42:22And slowly but surely
42:24Someone's getting in my good books
42:27What's happening today Glenn
42:28Oh it's all going on
42:29It's all going on
42:30Obviously as you can see now
42:33We're just trying to get the tarmac lorry in
42:34To get the helipad laid
42:36With tarmac time is money
42:38So all the time we're not laying
42:40It's on the bill
42:41Glenn
42:44Let's look at that pad then
42:46So this is all ready for the tarmac in
42:49You're going to have lights round here
42:51Lights round here
42:52So they'll come on when they can see them coming in
42:54Tap them on
42:55And you've got a floodlight over there
42:57Okay
42:58Good
43:00Alright
43:00Alright Glenn
43:04Cheers mate
43:05I'll be here for a bit
43:06Just get that nice radius
43:09Nice circle
43:10Probably just trim the edge
43:12Cut the edge
43:12Dress it all in
43:14Turf round the outside
43:15And that's that's done
43:16You'll land a jumbo jet on there
43:19But it'll look alright
43:22Alright then
43:25So
43:26I'm wondering
43:28Nah that'll be fine
43:32That'll be fine
43:32Right
43:33Crack on
43:34Come
43:34Over at the lake house barn
43:51Peace and quiet will soon be a thing of the past
43:54The goats are on their way
43:57So Wobbs will need to pray his pens are up for the job
44:01Are you ready?
44:02Can I have a look?
44:03Let's have a look
44:03Oh that's very smart
44:10Looks really good Wobbly
44:12Well done
44:12I think it's perfect
44:14I think if we get half a dozen big old boys in there
44:18Big old goats in there
44:19I think two or three weeks we'd get through
44:22Right can we meet them then?
44:28They've got a whole wood to eat
44:30I really hope that everyone likes my choice of goat
44:34You look a bit nervous then
44:36Will it work?
44:39I'll tell you when I look at the goats
44:43Little miniature furry lovable children's goats
45:00Are not going to do it
45:02Who's that?
45:03Who's that?
45:04Who's that?
45:05Who's that?
45:06Yeah
45:06Say hello
45:08Come on then
45:08Here they go
45:11There you go
45:17I was expecting some pretty damn big goats
45:20The size of a donkey
45:21They look lovely
45:23They were sweet little things
45:24But I can't see that they're going to do what Vinny wants them to do
45:28But hey ho
45:28Let's see
45:29They ain't getting out of there are they
45:33They won't get out of there
45:34If they jump over there they should be in the goat Olympics
45:36Would you like it here?
45:38Are you happy?
45:40There you go
45:41He's out
45:42Oh dear
45:43We've got a scape here already
45:45Yeah Pip's a herder
45:46Look
45:47He's got him
45:47Well done Pip
45:48We've got a sheep terrier
45:50What are we going to do with all the poo that we take out of there
45:53Where's that going?
45:54Well I'm glad you asked
45:55Because I think we need a nice big wheelbarrow don't we?
45:59What's this we?
46:00What's this we?
46:01Who wants the goats?
46:02You wanted the goats
46:03Hang on Vin
46:03Can you bear me out here?
46:04Who wanted the goats?
46:05Nothing to do with goats
46:06I know but whose idea was it to have goats?
46:08I mean I didn't want to get too big a goat because I don't want them to be butting heads with Vinny and Wobbly
46:15Well you've got enough tough old goats on this compound
46:19No I didn't
46:20Whose idea?
46:21No I didn't know
46:21Whose idea?
46:23I'm not getting involved
46:23You wanted the goats
46:25Vinny's goats
46:26Emma's goats
46:27Vinny's goats
46:28It wasn't my idea
46:30Emma's goat
46:30This summer
46:32Follow me
46:34Who's that?
46:35Vinny Jones
46:35Boo
46:36And the gang
46:37Season 3
46:38This is a normal day at the ranch
46:42He's like in a symphony
46:44For more countryside chaos
46:48Making a mess everywhere
46:50Where is that now?
46:51In the shitter
46:52I would like to renegotiate my contract
46:54Stop looking and talking to her James please
46:56Because you are causing all the problems here
46:58Let's swap numbers
46:59As my manor house
47:01Whatever you're doing with your lorries and diggers
47:03I need you out of here
47:04Turns into a money pit
47:06Look
47:07Thousands are going out the window
47:09All I'm left with a few pennies in the fucking ashtray
47:11This white there
47:12The nature
47:14Go on
47:14Gets nasty
47:16I am the goat man
47:18But as always
47:23I can never unsee this now
47:26Down, down
47:26The one thing
47:27Up a bit
47:28I do guarantee
47:29Yeah I like it
47:30It's going to be emotional
47:32Told you I didn't I
47:33You can't make this shit up
47:35You can't make this shit up
48:05You
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