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00:00I'm entering a writing competition, they're paying a thousand pound for the best story, and they'll print it.
00:05You're saying you don't want to see me again?
00:07No, I do.
00:08Why, Data Systems, the technology company, are planning to build a science park there.
00:12Destroying the local wildlife.
00:13It's a beautifully designed security system.
00:15Impossible to crack.
00:20Checkmate!
00:21Hector, go home before you say something we both regret.
00:24I cannot stand seeing you with him.
00:28Um, Justin?
00:30Er, I'm trying to just...
00:34The lights blew so we had to use the candles.
01:00You should go.
01:21No, seriously, I don't want to get caught.
01:32Come on.
01:35What was that?
01:38I don't know.
01:47Born Fitzgerald?
01:48Yes.
01:49Detective Inspector Murray.
01:50I need you to come with me to Waterloo Road School.
01:52Why? What's happened?
01:53We need to examine the school's computers.
01:55You haven't woke me at six in the morning for an IT problem.
01:58I'm afraid it's a lot more serious than that.
02:00There's been a cyber attack on the London office of WIRE Data Systems.
02:03The company building the science park up the road.
02:06What's that going to do with us?
02:08The attack came from a computer at Waterloo Road.
02:14Mate, no one's going to believe the police kicked our door in this morning.
02:17Nobody kicked the door in, Floyd.
02:19Don't make it worse by exaggerating.
02:21Yeah, but it's a better story, isn't it?
02:23Are we up and eat your breakfast?
02:24We've got to get going.
02:25You all right, Leo?
02:27Yeah, I'm just feeling a bit sick.
02:29Maybe you've got a bug or something.
02:31Are you going to be all right staying at home on your own?
02:34Only your dad snowed under at school and I've really got to be there.
02:37Tiffany, what are you doing out in the garden in your pajamas?
02:41I was just feeling a bit hot and sweaty.
02:46Oh, don't tell me you're coming down with something as well.
02:50Leo's not good either.
02:51No, I'm feeling a bit better now.
02:53I think the fresh air really did help.
02:55I'm going to be okay for school as well, Ali.
02:57Good.
02:58Because we've got enough on today without that as well.
03:00Why?
03:01What's happened?
03:02Did you not see the police cars earlier?
03:03They've taken Vaughan to school to open up.
03:05Apparently, Waterloo Road is home to a bunch of highly sophisticated cyber criminals.
03:10Blimey!
03:11What's going on?
03:12After the weekend we've just had, this is all I need.
03:38It's got to be a joke, isn't it?
03:44And as far as she's concerned.
03:46I have to suspend the Wi-Fi and the internal network.
03:48Great.
03:49Why don't you cut off the water and electricity supply while you're at it?
03:52I'm sorry.
03:53I know it's an inconvenience, but...
03:55What are we supposed to do without our IT systems?
03:57It'll be chaos.
03:58You got any idea when it'll be back?
03:59There's a lot of computers to get through.
04:01Your guess is as good as mine.
04:03Sorry.
04:04So this could take forever?
04:05We can start interviewing the students as soon as they get a social media.
04:07Social work sorted.
04:08Listen, we can't wait for the police to go through due process.
04:13We are best placed to know who could possibly have done this.
04:16And there aren't that many computer geniuses at Waterloo Road.
04:19No.
04:20Excuse me, officer.
04:21Detective inspector?
04:22Oh.
04:23Um, can I ask what's going on?
04:24Can I ask your headmaster?
04:25What's rude?
04:26Have a good day.
04:27Come and see me later if you're not feeling any better, yeah?
04:28Yeah.
04:29Yeah.
04:30Stephanie, listen.
04:31You might be able to film on with all this fever now.
04:32I'm sorry.
04:33I'm sorry.
04:34I'm sorry.
04:35I'm sorry.
04:36I'm sorry.
04:37I'm sorry.
04:38I'm sorry.
04:39I'm sorry.
04:40I'm sorry.
04:41What's rude?
04:42You might be able to film Mom with all this fever nonsense you're going on about.
04:47You can't film me.
04:48What do you mean?
04:49Come and see me later if you're not feeling any better yet
04:55Yeah
04:55Tiffany, listen
04:58You might be able to film mum with all this fever nonsense you're going on about
05:02You can't film me
05:03What do you mean?
05:05You and Justin
05:06Look, I know you were with him last night
05:09No, no, no way
05:12I'm taking my sister
05:13You really think I don't know when you're lying
05:15All that pizza and candles
05:17Pizza and candles means nothing, we're just friends
05:19Tiffany, I know
05:20Just admit it
05:21You know nothing
05:22Ah, there she is
05:29How was your weekend?
05:31Er, yeah, it was fabulous
05:32Had a really lovely time
05:33Thanks for asking
05:35Don't be overdoing it, okay?
05:40No, Mrs B
05:41And if your leg hurts, then just sit down, have a rest
05:45Listen to your body
05:47Look, you're the one that told me to be the best that I can
05:49That's, that's what I'm doing
05:51Yes, well, you don't have to achieve it all in one day
05:53Kevin
05:54See ya
05:56Bye
05:57Hey, what's with the text?
06:00We've got a problem
06:00Yeah, what are you on about?
06:02The hack you did, the Y data systems
06:04It's a work of art
06:05Yeah, well, the police are looking for the artists
06:08Yeah, well, they'll never find him
06:10They won't even know I was in
06:11Then why is the entire Greenwich police force tearing the school's computers apart?
06:17Around my house earlier, they mentioned Y data systems to my dad
06:20I broke in, I had a little look around
06:22But then I made sure that I didn't leave a trace
06:24They can't trace it back to me
06:26They might trace it to me
06:27You broke in without me
06:32Yeah
06:33And you didn't use a proxy
06:34You hacked into a massive multinational company
06:38And you didn't cover your tracks
06:39That's like the most important part of hacking
06:42Leaving no trace
06:43It was perfect
06:44And you went and ruined everything
06:45You have got us into some serious trouble
07:00Justin
07:00Justin
07:01Listen
07:02Tiffany's told me everything about you
07:04And I
07:05You're a liar
07:06Ah, so you know
07:07That's where you're wrong
07:07Because she just told me then
07:09And I saw her sneaking back into the house this morning
07:11I mean, I knew anyway
07:12So what?
07:13It's none of your business
07:14See, no
07:15That's where you're wrong, okay
07:16Because it is my business
07:17And if it happens again
07:18Then it's going to be everyone else's business
07:19Oh, what are you going to do?
07:20Are you going to tell everyone?
07:21That's cool
07:22I expect that from a little tool like you anyway
07:24So go ahead
07:25You can throw a grenade into the lovely family
07:27But just remember
07:28As soon as it all blows up
07:30It will all be your fault
07:31No
07:32No, Justin
07:32You stay away from her now, okay?
07:36Stay away from my sister
07:37Your sister can't keep her hands off me, mate
07:42Yeah?
07:56Vaughan, I know that you're mad busy
07:58But I was wondering if I can have a word about Kevin
08:01What?
08:02I am worried about him
08:03He's so frustrated about his condition
08:06I was wondering
08:07Can you have a word with his teachers?
08:09Ask them to go easy on him
08:10He needs a lot of support
08:12Yeah, I don't know if you've noticed
08:14Yeah, I don't know whether you've noticed
08:15But we have a crisis on
08:16There are police swarming all over the school
08:19Yes
08:20And we're talking about the boy who was our star pupil last year
08:23Okay?
08:24Until he had his stroke
08:25And he's not coping
08:28I should tell my dad
08:33He's going to kill me
08:36I'll kill you
08:37Leo, this is massive, okay?
08:40It's much more serious than anything your dad's going to do
08:42Why are they, are they going to want to prosecute?
08:45We could go to prison
08:47Hey, Kevin
08:48Everything okay?
08:50Yeah
08:50I just wanted to say
08:52Don't get too downhearted about your mock results
08:54We all know you did your best
08:56Yes, sir
08:57We're all impressed by your progress and your guts
08:59But it takes a long time
09:01And a lot of patience to get over a stroke
09:03Yeah, tell me about it
09:04If there's anything we can do
09:06Any extra help you need
09:07You only have to ask, okay?
09:09Some of the kids can barely spell their own name
09:17Let alone write complicated computer code
09:19It's a bit harsh
09:21It could be someone who's not even in the school
09:22I mean, we have opened our door to every ton, Dick and Harry
09:24Come on, Sue
09:25The community initiative is the best thing that's happened to Waterloo Road
09:28I don't know about anybody else
09:29But I rely on technology for my classes
09:31But you could try more conventional methods of teaching
09:33You know, pens, paper
09:35Oh, lucky for you, Ali
09:37We'd all love to be able to dub a bit of paint on an easel
09:39And call it a lesson
09:40But unfortunately, my students demand more from science
09:42Sue, that's totally out of order
09:44Stop having a go at me, Simon
09:46I'm sick of it
09:47Look, I know we're all feeling the strain
09:53But this is going to be a very testing day
09:54So, what was all that about?
09:59Our weekend away
10:00Total disaster
10:01Arguments, silences, more arguments
10:03I think this school's really getting to her
10:05Maybe it's just you
10:07Look, mate, I'm sorry, okay?
10:20I just, I mean, you can't just
10:23It's cool
10:26I get it
10:28You can't stand the thought of me and Tiffany being together and that's fine
10:32But, um, you better get used to it
10:37Because it ain't going to change
10:39Yeah, you said that you told him about us
10:56As if I do a stupid thing like that
10:58He's such a liar
11:00Look, don't worry, Tiffy's not going to get away with this
11:04Yeah, but what are we going to do if he tells Mum?
11:08She'll go crazy
11:09And they'll try to stop us from seeing each other
11:11How can she do that?
11:13We live in the same house
11:13I don't know, but then we know
11:14Listen
11:15Listen, right?
11:20Nothing and no one is going to stop us being together
11:23I promise
11:27I've been on the wire data picket line
11:30And it's perfectly obvious whose side the police are on
11:33Look, look
11:35They are bulldozing ancient trees as we speak
11:38Turning beautiful forest into their research laboratories and car parks
11:44And you're all sitting here doing nothing about it
11:46Thank you, Audrey, I think we all know
11:48Do none of you care about the crested tit?
11:51It could become the dodo of its day
11:54Right
12:00We need to help the police
12:04I want you all to make a list of all the pupils you think might be capable
12:09Of hacking into the systems of a world-class global technology company
12:15Do we have any?
12:18Rhiannon salt?
12:19You know, once upon a time I would have said Kevin Chalk
12:25But not since he struck
12:27Kevin wouldn't do anything like that
12:29Whether he's had a stroke or not
12:30It's not stupid
12:31Has anyone else noticed that we're into period one and we haven't had a bell?
12:36Please, think
12:37One of our kids could be up on criminal charges
12:40No bell, no class
12:47And who's to say we're not off sick?
12:50Registration's all computerised, doesn't it?
12:56Classes, everyone!
12:57And so if the perpetrator comes forward now
13:11And so if the perpetrator comes forward now
13:11And so if the perpetrator comes forward now
13:27The police will look more favourably on him
13:29If not, the consequences could be drastic
13:32Both for the individual and for this school
13:35Thank you
13:36And you will also have to photocopy the literacy target bump from the LA
13:43And distribute it by hand
13:45After you've done that
13:46Oh, I'll have to write this memo out neat before I copy it
13:49It's going to take me ages
13:50Yes, well we're all going to have to go the extra mile today, Sonia
13:54Preferably without complaining
13:55I ended up chucking me body, as I called it
14:08Into a policeman's face
14:16Uh, Sonia, I need 15 of these, 30 of these
14:22And I would like 100 of these
14:23I'll pick them up next period
14:25Please would have been nice
14:28Justin, what happened?
14:40I fell
14:41Lloyd?
14:44Did you do this?
14:46Yeah
14:47And he deserved it as well
14:49Stand outside
14:50No, Mum, I'm getting sick of him now
14:51Lloyd, stand outside
14:52All right, Justin, do you need to go to the medical room?
15:05What do you care?
15:06Hmm?
15:14Just get on with your work, please, everybody
15:16It's not enough to admit you did it
15:26I want to know why
15:27It just really bugs me, Mum
15:32You're going to have to apologise
15:35No way, that is not going to happen
15:38Then you'll spend all day in the cooler
15:40Fine, fine
15:41Send me to the cooler
15:42You've never done anything like this in your life
15:45You must have been provoked
15:46Yeah
15:47You could say that
15:49Oh, dream how sweet
15:58Too sweet
16:00Too bittersweet
16:02Whose wakening should have been in paradise
16:05Where souls brimful of love abide and meet
16:09Where thirsting
16:10Leo
16:12What's up with you today?
16:14Nothing, miss
16:15Honest
16:16Where thirsting
16:20Longing eyes
16:21Watch the slow door
16:22That opening
16:23Letting in
16:24Let's out
16:25Can I help?
16:46I'm looking for, um, an Audrey McFall
16:49Audrey?
16:51Why?
16:52Let's just say her name's been made known to us
16:55Is it to do with her crested tits?
17:00Yes
17:00This way
17:02Miss McFall?
17:15Yes
17:15Detective Inspector Murray would like a word
17:18No way
17:30Why am I being treated like a criminal
17:34For exercising my democratic right to protest?
17:37Is it true you had to be physically removed from the site?
17:40They are intent on destroying beautiful woodland
17:43For their own greedy ends
17:44It is capitalism gone mad
17:46I don't think we need to add slander to the charge sheet
17:49Well, for two pins I would have hacked into their offices
17:51Good on whoever did it
17:52Look, Audrey can be a little outspoken
17:54But we're looking for a computer hacker here
17:56She struggles to switch her mobile on
17:58What do you do?
18:00She could be an accomplice
18:01She may be encouraging a pupil to do it
18:03I can assure you I am in no way responsible
18:06Though you wish you were
18:08Most definitely
18:09You can go
18:12For now
18:14Miss
18:22Are we not doing chemistry today?
18:24Shh
18:24Just get on with your worksheets
18:26So we're thinking we're not doing chemistry today then?
18:33All my lesson plans were on my laptop
18:36I'm not going to redo them all from memory
18:38So until this school gets us back together
18:40All right, everybody
18:44Leave your belongings where they are
18:45And make your way out
18:46Quietly
18:48I said quietly
18:49Why weren't you two in my class?
19:03I assumed you were sick
19:04My Shazney fainted
19:07Oh, you two are in big trouble
19:08Move
19:09You're going the wrong way
19:15Yes, I know
19:15Floyd
19:16Have you told mum about me and Justin?
19:18No
19:18Not yet anyway
19:19No, don't please
19:21Whatever, Tiff
19:22Floyd
19:24Right, the alarm has gone off
19:27Because of disruption to our IT systems
19:29And there's no guarantees that it won't go off again
19:31For God's sake
19:33But of course we can't just ignore a fire alarm
19:36So make sure you do a head count
19:38At your allocated assembly points in the playground
19:40Thank you
19:41We can't go on like this
19:44You've got to find this idiot fast
19:45Come on, hurry up
19:48Still got lessons
19:50Simon told me about your romantic weekend away
19:58Said it was a nightmare
20:00Well, I have to go
20:01Hey
20:02Is it because you were thinking of me?
20:05Is that why you're avoiding me?
20:08Yes, because of you
20:09But I am trying to do the right thing
20:12I am trying to save my marriage
20:13It's what I want
20:14So help me out here, Hector
20:15If you care about me
20:17Leave me alone
20:18The team at the station are going over the log files on your computers now
20:25I'll be back tomorrow morning with a social worker
20:27Someone will have left a muddy footprint somewhere
20:30Great
20:31I take it no one's owned up yet?
20:36Nope
20:37Here's that long list of suspects for you
20:39Sonia
20:40Sonia
20:42Could you assemble these students in the lecture theatre after break?
20:48Yeah
20:48All right, keep the noise down
20:54Quietly
20:56I said quietly
21:02All right
21:11Just make your way out quietly and calmly
21:13Again
21:15This is impossible
21:20Fun, why don't you send us a home?
21:23Because Waterloo Road doesn't close
21:26Now let's get these kids organised
21:27Stephen Carruthers
21:31Justin Fitzgerald
21:33Floyd Westbrook
21:34Gabriella Walk
21:36Fraser O'Neill
21:38And Patricia Lucas
21:39Can you go to the lecture theatre now, please?
21:42What about me?
21:44Your name weren't called, was it?
21:46Why not?
21:47I don't know
21:48Perhaps it's because you ain't been well
21:51It's because Mr Fitzgerald thinks I'm not up to it
21:55It's because Mr Fitzgerald thinks I'm not up to it
21:56I see you later
22:10To the dark side
22:12I want to be your left-in-hand
22:14I love you
22:16When you sing the song
22:18I got love in my room
22:21Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong
22:23Oh, thanks Ronnie
22:34Excuse me, sir
22:36Will I mind your car for you for a tenner?
22:38Well, that's what Ronnie the chauffeur's for
22:41And ten pounds wouldn't actually cover his hourly rate
22:44So you've sold yourself a bit short
22:46Nice try, though
22:47May I help you?
22:49Yeah, you can take me to see your headmaster, please
22:51Do we know you?
22:53No, but I think you're about to
22:55I don't appreciate being rounded up like a petty criminal
23:00Shut up, Milga
23:01God
23:02Are you okay?
23:05Yeah, I'm fine
23:06Don't worry about me, alright?
23:07Tiff
23:08End it
23:11Do one
23:12It's nothing to do with you, yeah?
23:15We'll see
23:15I don't like this
23:21I feel sick
23:22Yeah
23:29Miss Fitzgerald, there's a gentleman to see you
23:32Jackson Whitaker
23:36I own wire data systems
23:37Chapter two in the inebriated adventures of Christa Meldrew
23:46As I staggered for freedom
23:49The cops grabbed me
23:51Grabbed
23:54Grabbed
23:56Manhandled me
24:01One day, I drove to school drunk as a skunk
24:16I smashed it in someone's car and had to lick it
24:19As if that wasn't bad enough
24:23I ended up chucking me body, as I called it
24:27Into a policeman's face
24:29I got slammed in the nick for that
24:32Hiya
24:36Hiya
24:37Hope you're not needing any photocopying doing
24:39Because everyone's wanting worksheets today
24:41And I am pooped
24:43Well, hmm
24:44You're going to be a lot more than pooped
24:46If this gets out
24:47Stabled to the back of my local authority notes
24:51And if it's on the back of mine
24:53Oh no
24:54Uh-huh
24:55Written by
24:56Christa Meldrew
24:58I.e. you
25:00It's not going to take a genius to work out that this, well, story, as you like to put it
25:06Is about Christine Meldrew
25:07Oh, how a man
25:09Honest to God
25:10What were you thinking, eh?
25:12May I make a request?
25:16Go ahead
25:17Would it be possible for me to talk to the students on this list?
25:24I'll tell you what
25:25You let me talk to the culprit
25:26I won't press charges
25:28You'll have the police out of your hair and your school back to normal
25:31I'm not sure that's within your gift
25:32Not now there's a full-blown police investigation going on
25:35Look, whoever hacked our systems
25:37I would really like to meet them
25:39Well, they're obviously incredibly bright
25:41I spend hundreds of thousands of pounds on IT experts
25:45Now they told me our systems were robust
25:47They weren't
25:48Obviously
25:48That's embarrassing for my company
25:50My technology company
25:52It's bad for the customers
25:53And bad for shareholders
25:54Mr Fitzgerald
25:57Put yourself in my shoes
25:59I've lost advertising revenue
26:01But much worse than that
26:02If I don't resolve the situation quickly
26:04I'll lose my reputation
26:06I'm sorry this has caused you so many problems
26:08I've got to make sure that that doesn't happen again
26:10And your young genius is best placed to tell me how
26:22Mum, have you got a minute?
26:41Of course I have
26:42What's up?
26:44Right, okay
26:45You've got to promise me that whatever I tell you
26:47You're not going to get mad
26:48You can tell me anything
26:51What's wrong?
26:55It's me and Justin
26:56Look, we've been seeing each other
27:00Seeing each other?
27:04Well, yeah
27:05I want you to be the one to tell you
27:06Because
27:07Oh, love
27:09I know you two get on
27:11But he's not your boyfriend, is he?
27:14He's practically your stepbrother
27:16Yeah, no
27:16But it's not like that
27:17It's more serious than that
27:19And we've
27:22We've been sleeping together
27:27Dickens had a very strong sense of injustice
27:39It's woven into a tale of two cities
27:41As well as most of, well, if not all of his other novels
27:43So for your essay, I want you to put yourself in the position of someone in prison
27:47Wrongly accused of a terrible crime
27:50Sorry to interrupt, Mrs Mulgrew
27:55You haven't got that copy of the Literacy Target report on you, have you?
28:00What?
28:00It's just there's some wrong figures on it and I need it back
28:03Please
28:04I can, er, have a look for it if you want
28:08I mean, I know what it looks like
28:10Sonia, a silly LA report is not my priority right now
28:13We've had more than enough interruptions today
28:15So if I find it, if
28:16I will make sure you get it back
28:18Thanks
28:22You've done the right thing coming to tell me
28:28I'm very proud that you've been so mature
28:31Well, I didn't want you to go and find out from Floyd or anything, so
28:36I'm just still trying to get my head around it
28:39So this, this has been going on under our roof
28:41Well, in the garage
28:43Please tell me that you've used contraception
28:48Yeah, yeah, of course
28:49It's still wrong though, Tiffany
28:52He's your stepbrother
28:55It's not like I grew up with him
28:56And he's 17 and you're 15
28:58Technically, he's committed a crime
29:01No, that's just stupid
29:02And what if you were 13, would that be a crime?
29:04Yeah, of course it would
29:0614?
29:07I mean, why do you think there's a statutory age of consent?
29:09Look, I don't need a letter
29:10To protect young girls from men
29:12I don't need to be protected from Justine
29:14And what about me?
29:15I mean, if I don't tell the police, then I'm committing a crime
29:17You're not seriously going to do that, are you?
29:19I'm 16 in two months
29:21And we love each other
29:22If you love each other, then why couldn't you wait two months?
29:25Stop treating me like I'm a child
29:26And know exactly what I want
29:28And so does Justine
29:30I bet he does
29:31It's right
29:37You do hate him
29:40I'm going to have to go and talk
29:49No, don't
29:50I feel the same about Justine as you do about Vaughn
29:53Vaughn and I are adults
29:54Come here
29:58I love you, Tiffany
30:04You've got to trust me
30:05You've got to trust me
30:05Look, I promise you all I want to do is chat to our clever little hacker
30:16See if they can help me identify the flaws in our systems
30:19The police will find out who did this in the end
30:28I would advise whoever is responsible to step forward now
30:32That's it, I suppose
30:38That's it?
30:42Look, perhaps I could talk to them in smaller groups
30:44Peers, perhaps
30:45I'm sorry
30:46Thank you
30:47Look
30:52I was prepared to let you make the appeal
30:54But that sounds like intimidation
30:56I think we're stuck with a forensic police examination
31:00So if it wasn't any of them
31:04What's the way it can't be a member of staff?
31:08Every computer geek in the school
31:10Except for me
31:11That's good, isn't it?
31:13Means no one thinks it's us
31:14No, don't you get it?
31:16Your dad thinks I'm stupid
31:17Just because I've had this stroke
31:18That has prejudice
31:20My dad's not prejudiced
31:22Well, why aren't I on the list, then?
31:24You're cool with going to jail
31:26As long as everyone knows you're this ace computer hacker
31:29This whole thing's my fault
31:33I'm going to tell the truth
31:36I didn't see any guilty faces out there
31:52Look, how about I offer a reward?
31:54Let's set the ball rolling at £5,000
31:57Yeah
31:58Let's make it ten
31:59All right, ten
32:00Uh, no
32:02That is not how we do things here, Mr Whittaker
32:05I am not going to set a precedent
32:06Even if someone out there has some suspicion of who it might be
32:09You should have a queue of students a mile long
32:11All given false evidence
32:12Yeah
32:12A complete waste of time
32:14Are you really satisfied to just wait for the police investigation to end?
32:41I'm afraid we'll have to
32:43And God knows how long that's going to take
32:45And you honestly believe that I'll accept that without comeback of any kind?
32:48I'm sorry we couldn't be more helpful
32:50That
32:51It was me
32:54I'm the hacker
32:55I'm watching you run
33:06Watching you run
33:07Run from the sidelines
33:10Taking a breath
33:14Filling your lungs
33:15Keeping you alive
33:18Head up
33:20Head up
33:23Head up
33:30Head up
33:31Keep holding
33:35If you can see
33:36And you believe
33:38Why are you so scared?
33:43If you don't care
33:44Why are we here?
33:46What do you have left?
33:53Head up
33:54Head up
33:55Keep holding
33:56Keep holding
33:57The most serious breach of our network security ever
34:01And it's down to you
34:02Keep holding
34:04Keep holding
34:05What protocol is used in a network ping request?
34:12ICMP?
34:14UDP?
34:15You don't have a clue do you?
34:17I can't leave you alone Sue so don't ask me to
34:19I can't leave you alone Sue so don't ask me to
34:21What you said before staring you in the face
34:23I can't leave you alone Sue so don't ask me to
34:28I can't leave you alone Sue so don't ask me to
34:30I can't leave you alone Sue so don't ask me to
34:33What you said before staring you in the face
34:35Why is it?
34:36You had a horrible time with Simon
34:39Cause you're in love with me
34:41Sue you've gotta stop pretending
34:44I can't leave you alone Sue so don't ask me to
34:46I can't leave you alone Sue so don't ask me to
34:48What you said before staring you in the face
34:50Why is it?
34:53You had a horrible time with Simon
34:56Cause you're in love with me
34:58Sue you've gotta stop pretending
35:00You don't love him anymore
35:07Yes I do
35:10Listen to you
35:11You're trying to convince yourself
35:13We could be amazing together I know we could
35:16He's my husband
35:19People split up
35:21Marriages end
35:23I know you love me
35:26So tell him about us
35:28I can't
35:30His mate and his wife
35:32It'd kill him
35:43Neil why did you lie?
35:44I didn't
35:45Just tell me what is going on?
35:47Okay
35:48You don't really think he's your hacker do you?
35:51Er this is Kevin
35:52He had a stroke a few weeks ago
35:54He's been under a lot of strain since then
35:56When's everyone gonna stop treating me like an invalid?
36:00Look
36:01I'll prove to you it was me
36:07Watch this
36:08This is how I got in
36:19And this is how I got out
36:21Oh that really is genius
36:25So how come you screwed up?
36:28He didn't
36:29That was me
36:30I copied what Kevin did as sort of a challenge I guess to set myself and I botched it evidently
36:37Which is why we were able to trace it back to the school
36:41Well
36:47We will of course be prosecuted
36:49Oh no no no
36:51Yes yes yes
36:52This is unauthorised computer access with intent to commit other offences
36:57What other offences?
36:59There was no malicious damage
37:01I could have released a virus or built a worm but I didn't
37:04I didn't. I just wanted to prove to myself that I could break into your system.
37:08Because nobody else thought I could.
37:09But it's still a crime.
37:12Now give me one good reason why I should let this go unpunished.
37:15Well, because you said you would leave the police out of it if you got to talk to the hacker.
37:20Should have got that in writing.
37:26You can't be serious. He's a schoolboy.
37:29A schoolboy who needs to learn to take responsibility for his actions.
37:37My company's been hit again. By a worm.
37:41A what?
37:42Someone is corrupting our data.
37:48Kevin, are you responsible for this?
37:52Worm?
37:53Yeah. It's slow for the next hour, but then it speeds up exponentially in exactly an hour's time.
38:01Are you absolutely suicidal?
38:04Well, I needed some kind of an insurance, you know, if I was to admit to the hack.
38:09I guess I was right.
38:09It's out.
38:20School full of girls, and you have to pick my daughter.
38:24Well, we've kind of been thrown together, haven't we?
38:27It's not really our fault.
38:28Come to think of it, Ali, it's your fault.
38:35You do realise that you're committing a crime, don't you?
38:38Oh, God.
38:38Oh, yeah.
38:40She's 15.
38:42She's a kid.
38:42And if you hurt her, I swear it'll be the last thing you do.
38:50But I'm just a kid.
38:52Are you threatening me? Are you threatening a school kid?
38:56This is not happening.
38:58This ends now.
38:59Do you understand me? This is over.
39:03No.
39:03It's just begun.
39:24Everything okay?
39:26Does anybody want anything from the canteen?
39:28No?
39:29Christine.
39:36I'm only showing you this as a dear friend.
39:52Oh, this is a nice guy.
39:54Oh, minor job, let's see.
39:55Are you aware that the phone is ringing?
40:02Mm-hmm.
40:03I can't answer it while I'm drinking this, can I?
40:06I'll get the next one.
40:07You said that the last time and the three times before that.
40:10Go on, babe.
40:11Take one for the team.
40:21Guess that's finished.
40:22You can answer the phone.
40:22Hello?
40:28Helping hands up line.
40:30Kevin, stop the worm now.
40:33This is malicious damage.
40:34You are making things worse.
40:36Five minutes.
40:37In five minutes, you will be excluded from this...
40:40All right.
40:41What's your price?
40:43You don't prosecute.
40:44You ever heard of the word blackmail?
40:45Well...
40:45Four minutes, 30.
40:51Kevin.
40:51OK.
40:53I'll do it.
40:54I'll call the police.
40:56I won't prosecute.
40:58I want that in writing.
41:02Of course you do.
41:03She wants me to go down at dinner and get a chippy for her so she can keep her rollers
41:15in her hair.
41:17Cheeky.
41:18Well, listen to these.
41:19Some guy rang up asking if we've got any dead mice to feed his python.
41:22A little kid wants us to check for monsters under his bed and a woman's lost her wedding ring
41:26down the toilet and has asked if one of us can go fish it out.
41:29Well, it's better than history, isn't it?
41:31PHONE RINGS
41:32Hello.
41:36Helping hands hotline.
41:37Yeah.
41:39Uh...
41:40I'm just wearing a muscular uniform.
41:49Simon, um...
41:51We've got a few minutes.
41:52I really could...
41:52Yeah.
41:53Yeah, I've got a few minutes.
41:54No.
41:54You're not hungry?
41:59No.
42:03What is it, love?
42:05You've not been yourself for weeks.
42:09I really don't know where to begin.
42:14It's taken me a really long time to admit this to myself, Simon.
42:20I really hate teaching.
42:23I'm no good at it.
42:24I still can't control my class.
42:26And this morning, being without my computer stuff,
42:27I was terrified, stood in front of the class,
42:29without all my technology bits and bobs.
42:33I mean, you've always known I was rubbish at it.
42:36So I've decided...
42:38I'm going to leave Waterloo Road.
42:41I want to use my science qualifications.
42:43Maybe get a job in research, a pharmaceuticals company or something.
42:46I mean, there are loads of jobs in London.
42:48That is where it...
42:48Yeah, but...
42:49Waterloo Road is where I'm at.
42:52And that's the other problem, Simon.
42:55This school, it is killing you.
42:58You should have a headship by now.
43:00You're an ideas man.
43:01You should be running your own school.
43:02Look, Sue.
43:05Fine, if you don't want to teach, but...
43:08I'm loving it here.
43:12And I'm hating every minute of it.
43:14Why don't you care about how I feel for once?
43:17I will never forget very near dying of embarrassment
43:24when a pupil pointed to my feet.
43:27And there on them were two different shoes.
43:37I hope I did the right thing.
43:38Of course you did, Audrey.
43:39The last thing I want is people laughing at me behind my back.
43:43Right.
43:45I need to have words with Miss Donegan.
43:48Christine, Sonia's not...
43:49I'll tell you what Sonia is, Audrey.
43:51Sonia's a treacherous little madam.
43:53So I've just spoken to your mum?
44:04Yeah, and?
44:05She's telling me to break up with you.
44:06What did you say?
44:07Well, obviously I told her that there's no way we're breaking up.
44:10What if she goes to the police?
44:11There's no way she'll do that.
44:12She will.
44:14She's deadly serious.
44:16Why don't we just wait a couple of months?
44:17Because I don't want to.
44:19Do you?
44:20No, of course not.
44:21But we'd still see each other every day.
44:24I was just sitting out scared.
44:26I don't want anything bad to happen.
44:38The staff were laughing behind my back,
44:41but I was too sloshed to see.
44:46I don't know how them papers got in there.
44:49I mean, if I ever find out...
44:51Oh, come on, Sonia.
44:53You've made a complete fool of me.
44:55Why would you do that?
44:57For the competition.
44:59It was for the prize money.
45:01After I helped you?
45:02I'm...
45:02I'm so sorry, Christine.
45:08I couldn't think of anything to write about for me own life.
45:11And they wanted something really tragic.
45:13You know, something really sad.
45:16So you thought of me?
45:19Just when I was getting my life back together.
45:21Just when I thought I'd put all my bugbears behind me.
45:23You do this.
45:24I never want to see your stupid face again.
45:33I've just found out that Justin and Tiffany go have his sex.
45:38Oh, gee.
45:40We're supposed to be a family.
45:41They're not boyfriend and girlfriend.
45:44How long?
45:44A while.
45:45How could we not have seen this?
45:46Right under our noses.
45:48Contraception.
45:49Yeah.
45:51She's too young.
45:52Well, she might be your little girl,
45:54but she's 16 in a couple of months.
45:55She's vulnerable and naive.
45:58I've just been so wrapped up with making a go of things here with you.
46:01Look, there is no point in blaming yourself.
46:06All right.
46:07All right, what is the best way to handle this?
46:09Believe it.
46:09Her first proper boyfriend and it's got to be him.
46:11He's my son.
46:12I don't trust him an inch.
46:14You didn't hear how he just spoke to me.
46:15He's loving every second of this.
46:16He's doing this to get at us.
46:17You don't seriously believe that of him?
46:20It's never happier than when we're at each other's throats.
46:21He is just a young guy.
46:23He's full of hormones.
46:24You'll be saying boys will be boys next.
46:26He doesn't care about her.
46:27He's just using her.
46:28All right, all right.
46:29Let's talk about this later.
46:31Yeah, we're going to talk about it later.
46:32You're going to tell him it's got to stop.
46:33The best way to make sure it continues is to tell them to stop.
46:38Thanks for your support, Vaughan.
46:47Look, Sue, I always care about your feelings.
46:50You know that.
46:52It's just...
46:53You've stopped talking to me about stuff.
46:56You have been so busy after school with all your community projects.
47:01It's like you've forgotten about me.
47:03And even at the weekend, all you spoke about was the school and your plans.
47:06That's because you were acting like you weren't there.
47:08I was just trying to get your attention.
47:09So it's all my fault then?
47:11No.
47:11Wait.
47:12You know I get carried away with work, but I love you very much.
47:22If I've taken you for granted, then I'm sorry.
47:26Okay?
47:27You don't have to apologise for being a brilliant teacher.
47:32Is this not a great husband, hey?
47:33I will make it up to you.
47:39I promise.
47:40Oh, well, don't sit on your own, Gracie.
47:53Come to the community cath.
47:54That's what it's there for.
47:56Yeah, I'll have a cuppa with you.
47:57I'm very tall and with blonde hair.
48:04I'm good looking, so you'll see me.
48:08I'll see you in a bit then.
48:12Right, bye.
48:19Hiya.
48:22Can I have a word, please?
48:24Everyone.
48:27I worked under Christine Mulgrew when she was their teacher here at Waterloo Road.
48:34And it's the best experience I've ever had.
48:39She was an absolutely brilliant boss.
48:45And I can't even begin to think how much I must have hurt her with my stupid magazine story.
48:50I'm sure Christine is strong enough to survive it.
48:53Even so, I was out of order.
48:57And I wanted to apologise in public.
49:04And say cheerio to everyone.
49:08Because after what I've done,
49:11you ain't going to see my stupid face around here no more.
49:15Because I'm too ashamed to show it.
49:19Today is going to be my last day here at Waterloo Road.
49:36Sonia, stop.
49:38What you said there about me, I'm very touched.
49:49It's all true, Christine.
49:51I mean, what's nice to know is that even in my darkest days, which you've written so graphically about,
49:55I still managed to do a few things right, so I thank you for that.
49:58As for your story...
50:02I've shredded them all.
50:04Well, good, because there's a load of rubbish.
50:08You need to start with some grammar fundamentals before you even think about earning money from your writing.
50:13Maybe I could stretch to some after-hours tutoring.
50:18Free of charge.
50:19Your turn.
50:29How old are you?
50:31Erm, 18.
50:34I'm 47 and no-one's got the better of me in 25 years.
50:37I don't know if I should be angry or impressed.
50:40Well, I did it for myself.
50:43It wasn't personal.
50:44Not until you made it personal.
50:45All right, I'll do my level best to make sure that the police drop the investigation.
50:50And I won't dispute this contract.
50:54Provided you help me to find the weaknesses in my firewall.
51:01Erm, yeah, deal.
51:10Cool.
51:15You know, it really is quite hard to believe that you've had a stroke.
51:17Oh, yeah, that's a...
51:19Had a stroke.
51:20I would say that your brain is in mint condition.
51:22Yes.
51:23Unused.
51:24I'll be in touch.
51:25Pleasure.
51:29Ah.
51:31Kevin Chalk.
51:33I think I am guilty of seriously underestimating you.
51:37It's okay, sir.
51:37It's a bit of a wind-up sometimes when everybody thinks, you know, an idiot.
51:43Well, I'm not sure anyone takes you for an idiot.
51:46After everything you've been through, we all think of you as a bit of a hero.
51:49But heroes do not go around proving themselves by committing crimes.
51:55I mean, you're not out of the wood yet.
51:57You may have won Whittaker around, but the police might still want your head on a plate.
52:02We will deal with that tomorrow.
52:03Thank you, sir, for everything.
52:09The school's been great to me.
52:10Then you will understand why I am sentencing you to detention.
52:14Every lunchtime, until the end of term.
52:17You and Leo.
52:19And you will both be writing personal letters of apology to Mr Whittaker.
52:30Here we go.
52:32Right.
52:33You sit down, Greasy.
52:35I'll get you a nice cuppa.
52:38This is Rhiannon.
52:41Sugar?
52:42No, thanks.
52:45You two been going together long?
52:48Well, we're not really official.
52:51I mean, we argue in that.
52:52But I've got no family and neither is he.
52:55So we've got lots in common.
52:56Two sons, five grandchildren.
52:59Never see them.
53:00Family?
53:01Sometimes I think you're better off without.
53:05There you go.
53:06Thanks, love.
53:07I thought this place would be full of rough lads and teenagers.
53:11I thought twice about bringing me best bag.
53:14Your bag won't be in any danger, eh?
53:16I think I might try some of that soup.
53:19It beats a tray in front of the telly.
53:21Oh, I do miss having somebody to cook for.
53:25Well, you can cook for us if you want.
53:28Or we could cook for you.
53:31I can make beans on toast.
53:33Oh, what about steak?
53:35Now you're talking.
53:37A nice bit of fillet with some horseradish on the side.
53:41Fillet steak it is then.
53:43With chips and peas.
53:47How are you fixed next week?
53:49There's nothing on the telly Wednesday.
53:52Um, is there any chance you could bring a pair of nail scissors with you?
53:58Nail scissors?
53:59I haven't had me toenails cut in yonks.
54:03They're putting holes in me tight.
54:05Something awful.
54:09Well, at least I know why you've been so up and down recently.
54:13Thought you were going off me or something.
54:16Even wondered if you might be pregnant.
54:19Oh, well, maybe I might be soon, you know.
54:21Once I get rid of all this stress.
54:23See, look, there are loads of acting head jobs.
54:25Yeah, what about Vaughan, Sue?
54:27I hate to do this to him.
54:29Simon, you're a great teacher, but nobody's indispensable.
54:33You know what, you're right.
54:35And look, there are loads of cracking opportunities out there.
54:38All right, if we do this, and it's a big if...
54:41We will do.
54:42I quite fancy the idea of somewhere quieter, more rural.
54:47Not London, somewhere good to bring up a family.
54:50Been thinking about that a lot recently.
54:51I think I'm ready to take the next step.
54:58Well, you can't stop us being together, so...
55:07Oh, really?
55:08Watch us.
55:08Mom, I told you we love each other.
55:12Right, well, this is getting us nowhere.
55:14I want both of you to go to your separate rooms.
55:16I don't want any sneaking around later on.
55:18Do I have your word?
55:19Yeah.
55:20No.
55:22Right.
55:23Well, we're just going to have to police the situation.
55:30Go on.
55:31Well, that's not going to work, is it?
55:40We can't watch over him 24 hours a day.
55:43So what do you suggest?
55:44He needs to leave.
55:46He's 17.
55:47Where's he going to go?
55:48I don't know.
55:50What about your mate at Brocklehurst?
55:52Brocklehurst is a boarding school.
55:54Firstly, that's against everything I stand for.
55:57Secondly, I've already abandoned him once when I left his mother.
56:00I'm not going to abandon him again.
56:02If he wasn't targeting my daughter for sex,
56:03then we wouldn't be in this situation.
56:05He has started a relationship with...
56:08Start it out, Vaughn!
56:09This is my house as well as yours,
56:11and I will protect my daughter.
56:12I can't stop thinking about you, Sue.
56:26Please don't push me away.
56:27You're sending me off to some school in Aberdeen.
56:29They can't do that.
56:30You are really quite interesting.
56:32Me?
56:33Justin says this boarding school thing is your idea.
56:35You brought it on yourself.
56:37I honestly thought you were going to stand up to a dad.
56:39I've been toying with the idea of plus-size range for a while now.
56:42We're going away.
56:44Where?
56:44London.
56:45So we're going for good?
56:47Yeah.
56:47You had a job in the V?
56:48New start, new challenges.
56:50The B word?
56:52Babies, Hector.
56:53Babies.